:TV: While I tell you why I'm running for mayor of Phila-
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:1. ———— "I believe that abortion should be safe and legal in this country."
:3. ———— "Look, everyone, look, I've got it! The fifth golden ticket is mine!"
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:Randall: I've put out your tests. Please get started.
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:While I pondered, weak and weary,
:While I nodded, nearly napping,
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:Cueball: I recommend you appoint a Secretary of the internet. Someone to impose some o
:Cueball: I know just the guy.
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...ayton proposes giving those who have been convicted of a {{w|DUI}} or DWI (i.e. Driving Under the Influence or Driving While Intoxicated) money back on
...below, the only possible conclusion is that now only 162,000 people (81%, i.e. 100% minus that 19%, of the 200,000) approve of Grayton.
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...tric skateboards have been the subject of several other comics like [[139: I Have Owned Two Electric Skateboards]], [[409: Electric Skateboard (Double C
:Megan: He has his own life to live, and I'm sure the last thing he wants to do is indulge a fan by playing Mal for hi
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...e may be called. "Aye" is pronounced the same way as the letter "i" and "''i''" is the mathematical value of the square root of negative one, which can
:Jason: Hi, Mr. Munroe? I have a great idea! Let me draw some strips for you!
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...y science will get over its giant collective crush on Richard Feynman. But I doubt it!
:Cueball: Hey, Dr. Nash, I think those gals over there are eyeing us. This is like your Nash Equilibri
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...taped and released to the public. He laughed off the call, saying simply "I have a bit of a temper." In a broader sense, it's almost cliche for celebr
...metimes, when we disagree, I feel frustrated. But I never forget how lucky I am to have you in my family.
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:Megan: I just woke up
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| titletext = I hear that these days Bill Watterson is happy just painting in the Ohio wood
...erience: "I began to wonder if [Bill Watterson] even had electricity, then I remembered we were using e-mail to communicate."
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:Maid: No, I thought Mr. Jones was coming home early.
:Pizza guy: But I thought—
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...it crashes over an island with a volcanic eruption and Tyrannosaurus. And I said, okay, if someone can make ''that'' happen, but until they do that...|
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...in favour of a very worthy and valuable old friend of mine, Mr. Long walk? I am afraid that this good gentleman is in danger of getting neglected, if no
:In these days of increasing rapid artificial locomotion, '''may I be permitted to say a word in favour of a very worthy and valuable old frie
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:Blondie: Hey, kids, see how the ice cracks and pops in your water? I wonder what causes that...
:Blondie: *Ahem* I said, I wonder what—
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...me will go bizarrely mainstream in 2009 like rickrolling did in 2007-2008. I accidentally <noun>? Yo, dawg? Place your bets now!
...ish.stackexchange.com/questions/115813/origin-of-how-we-i-roll|"that's how I roll"] meme.
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| You've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" || {{w|Lambda Aurigae}} || ''{{w|Dirty Harry}}'' || 1971 || 41
| I ''still'' can't believe Bellatrix– – Dude, get over it. || {{w|Sirius}}
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| titletext = If you have any ideas,
I hear you can send them to <nowiki>
[email protected]</nowiki>.
...se 667 Cc|c}} || PILF || Pun of {{w|MILF pornography|MILF}},
i.e. ''Planet
I'd Like to Fuck''. Planet c is a relatively hot planet, within the habitable
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...en the form of a human woman and can feel that she is no longer immortal ("I can feel this body dying all around me"). According to Tolkien, though, aft
|Why do I say Uh?||See ''[https://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/05/06/the_odd_body_langu
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