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  • :TV: While I tell you why I'm running for mayor of Phila-
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  • :1. ———— "I believe that abortion should be safe and legal in this country." :3. ———— "Look, everyone, look, I've got it! The fifth golden ticket is mine!"
    5 KB (689 words) - 13:19, 14 May 2021
  • :Randall: I've put out your tests. Please get started.
    4 KB (735 words) - 00:20, 14 May 2021
  • :While I pondered, weak and weary, :While i nodded, nearly napping,
    4 KB (617 words) - 10:42, 3 December 2019
  • :Cueball: I recommend you appoint a Secretary of the internet. Someone to impose some o :Cueball: I know just the guy.
    4 KB (641 words) - 09:37, 30 March 2021
  • ...ayton proposes giving those who have been convicted of a {{w|DUI}} or DWI (i.e. Driving Under the Influence or Driving While Intoxicated) money back on :I hate the ambiguity created when people don't distinguish between percentage
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  • ...tric skateboards have been the subject of several other comics like [[139: I Have Owned Two Electric Skateboards]], [[409: Electric Skateboard (Double C :Megan: He has his own life to live, and I'm sure the last thing he wants to do is indulge a fan by playing Mal for hi
    4 KB (554 words) - 10:58, 19 April 2021
  • ...e may be called. "Aye" is pronounced the same way as the letter "i" and "''i''" is the mathematical value of the square root of negative one, which can :Jason: Hi, Mr. Munroe? I have a great idea! Let me draw some strips for you!
    7 KB (1,091 words) - 22:29, 22 January 2021
  • ...y science will get over its giant collective crush on Richard Feynman. But I doubt it! :Cueball: Hey, Dr. Nash, I think those gals over there are eyeing us. This is like your Nash Equilibri
    4 KB (619 words) - 05:59, 5 May 2019
  • ...taped and released to the public. He laughed off the call, saying simply "I have a bit of a temper." ...metimes, when we disagree, I feel frustrated. But I never forget how lucky I am to have you in my family. Always remember how special you are.
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  • :Megan: I just woke up
    3 KB (551 words) - 20:00, 8 November 2019
  • | titletext = I hear that these days Bill Watterson is happy just painting in the Ohio wood ...erience: "I began to wonder if [Bill Watterson] even had electricity, then I remembered we were using e-mail to communicate."
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  • :Maid: No, I thought Mr. Jones was coming home early. :Pizza guy: But I thought—
    4 KB (645 words) - 00:49, 27 May 2021
  • ...it crashes over an island with a volcanic eruption and Tyrannosaurus. And I said, okay, if someone can make ''that'' happen, but until they do that...'
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  • ...in favour of a very worthy and valuable old friend of mine, Mr. Long walk? I am afraid that this good gentleman is in danger of getting neglected, if no :In these days of increasing rapid artificial locomotion, '''may I be permitted to say a word in favour of a very worthy and valuable old frie
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  • :Blondie: Hey, kids, see how the ice cracks and pops in your water? I wonder what causes that... :Blondie: *Ahem* I said, I wonder what—
    2 KB (381 words) - 22:15, 5 December 2019
  • ...me will go bizarrely mainstream in 2009 like rickrolling did in 2007-2008. I accidentally <noun>? Yo, dawg? Place your bets now! ...ish.stackexchange.com/questions/115813/origin-of-how-we-i-roll|"that's how I roll"] meme.
    4 KB (676 words) - 22:50, 15 May 2021
  • | You've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" || {{w|Lambda Aurigae}} || ''{{w|Dirty Harry}}'' || 1971 || 41 | I ''still'' can't believe Bellatrix– – Dude, get over it. || {{w|Sirius}}
    11 KB (1,689 words) - 07:09, 20 November 2019
  • | titletext = If you have any ideas, I hear you can send them to <nowiki>[email protected]</nowiki>. ...se 667 Cc|c}} || PILF || Pun of {{w|MILF pornography|MILF}}, i.e. ''Planet I'd Like to Fuck''. Planet c is a relatively hot planet, within the habitable
    18 KB (3,008 words) - 13:33, 28 May 2021
  • ...en the form of a human woman and can feel that she is no longer immortal ("I can feel this body dying all around me"). According to Tolkien, though, aft |Why do I say Uh?||See ''[http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/05/06/the_odd_body_langua
    64 KB (10,866 words) - 11:32, 29 April 2021

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