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Another reason Poseidon is angry with Odysseus - early in the Odyssey, Odysseus blinds a cyclops who happens to be Poseidon's son.
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Why did I just type the following in, when doubtless someone else has already done this..?
 
Why did I just type the following in, when doubtless someone else has already done this..?
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...a former great post just went to the main page.
:Found in Google autocomplete)
 
:Why do whales jump
 
:Why are witches green
 
:Why are there mirrors above beds
 
:Why do I say Uh
 
:Why is sea salt better
 
:Why are there trees in the middle of fields
 
:Why is there not a pokemon MMO
 
:Why is there laughing in TV shows
 
:Why are there doors on the freeway
 
:Why are there so many SVCHOST.EXE running
 
:Why aren't there any countries in Antarctica
 
:Why are there scary sounds in Minecraft
 
:Why is there kicking in my stomach
 
:Why are there two slashes after http
 
:Why are there celebrities
 
:Why do snakes exist
 
:Why do oysters have pearls
 
:Why are ducks called ducks
 
:Why do they call it the clap
 
:Why are Kyle and Cartman friends
 
:Why is there an arrow on Aang's Head
 
:Why are text messages blue
 
:Why are there mustaches on clothes
 
:Why are there mustaches on cars
 
:Why are there mustaches everywhere
 
:Why are there so many birds in Ohio
 
:Why is there so much rain in Ohio
 
:Why is Ohio weather so wierd
 
:Why are there male and female bikes
 
:Why are there bridesmaids
 
:Why do dying people reach up
 
:Why aren't there varicose arteries
 
:Why are old klingons different
 
:Image: :Why are there squirrels
 
:Why is programming so hard
 
:Why is there a 0 Ohm resistor
 
::They used to be called "jumpers" and were made out of wire. With surface mount there are no holes to stick wires in so they just made jumpers in a resistor outline. {{unsigned|ExternalMonolog|13:47, 26 August 2013}}
 
:Why do Americans hate soccer
 
:Why od rhymes sound good
 
:Why do trees die
 
:Why is there no sound on CNN
 
:Why aren't Pokemon real
 
:Why aren't bullets sharp
 
:Why do dreams seem so real
 
:Why do testicles move
 
:Why are there psychics
 
:Why are hats so expensive
 
:Why is there caffeine in my shampoo
 
:Why do your boobs hurt
 
:Why aren't economists rick
 
:Why do Americans call it soccer
 
:Why are my ears ringing
 
:Why are there so many avengers
 
:Why are the Avengers fighting the X-Men
 
:Why is Wolverine not in the Avengers
 
:Why are there ants in my laptop
 
:Why is Earth tilted
 
:Why is space black
 
:Why is outer space so cold
 
:Why are there pyramids on the moon
 
:Why is NASA shutting down
 
:Why are there tiny spiders in my houise
 
:Why do spiders come inside
 
:Why are there huge spiders in my house
 
:Why are there lots of spiders in my house
 
:Why are there spiders in my room
 
:Why are there so many spiders in my room
 
:Why do spider bits itch
 
:Why is dying so scary
 
:Why is there no GPS in laptops
 
:Why do knees click
 
:Why aren't there E grades
 
:Why is isolation bad
 
:Why do boys like me
 
:Why don't boys like me
 
:Why is there always a Java update
 
:Why are there red dots on my thighs
 
:Why is lying good
 
:Image: :Why is sex so important
 
:Why are there slaves in the bible
 
:Why do twins have different fingerprints
 
:Why are Americans afraid of dragons
 
:Why are there swarms of gnats
 
:Why is there phlegm
 
:Why are there so many crows in Rochester, MN
 
:Why is psychic weak to bug
 
:Why do children get cancer
 
:Why is poseidon angry with odysseus
 
:Why is there ice in space
 
:Image: :Why are there ghosts
 
:Why is there an owl in my backyard
 
:Why is there an owl outside my window
 
:Why is there an owl on the dollar bill
 
:Why do owls attack people
 
:Why are AK47s so expensive
 
:Why are there helicopters circling my house
 
:Why are there gods
 
:Why are there two spocks
 
:Why is Mt Vesuvius there
 
:Why do they say T Minus
 
:Why are there obelisks
 
:Why are wrestlers always wet
 
:Why are oceans becoming more acidic
 
:Why is Arwen dying
 
:Why aren't my quail laying eggs
 
:Why aren't my qual eggs hatching
 
:Why aren't there any foreign military bases in America
 
:Why is HTTPS crossed out in red
 
:Why is there a line through HTTPS
 
:Why is there a red line throught HTTPS on Facebook
 
:Why is HTTPS important
 
:Image: :Why aren't my arms growing
 
:Why are my boobs itchy
 
:Why are cigarettes legal
 
:Why are the ducks in my pool
 
:Why is Jesus white
 
:Why is there liquid in my ear
 
:Why do Q Tips feel good
 
:Why do good people die
 
:Image: :Why aren't there guns in Harry Potter
 
:Why are ultrasounds important
 
:Why are ultrasound machines expensive
 
:Why is stealing wrong
 
:((The following are vertical.))
 
:Why are there weeks
 
:Why do I feel dizzy
 
:Why is YKK on all zippers
 
:Why are trees tall
 
:Why do iguanas die
 
:Why aren't there dinosaur ghosts
 
:Why are dogs afraid of fireworks
 
:Why is there no king in England
 
:Why is life so boring
 
:Why is there lava
 
:Why are there female Mr Mimes
 
:Why is GPS free
 
:Why is there Hell if god forgives
 
 
They probably need error-checking/rearranging/something.  And feel free to delete this entire comment if it becomes superfluous. [[Special:Contributions/178.104.103.140|178.104.103.140]] 10:19, 26 August 2013 (UTC)
 
They probably need error-checking/rearranging/something.  And feel free to delete this entire comment if it becomes superfluous. [[Special:Contributions/178.104.103.140|178.104.103.140]] 10:19, 26 August 2013 (UTC)
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:Just copied your comment into the transcript area. [[Special:Contributions/72.246.0.10|72.246.0.10]] 13:12, 26 August 2013 (UTC)
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::I did delete it here, just because it's copied to the main page. Thanks for your great work!--[[User:Dgbrt|Dgbrt]] ([[User talk:Dgbrt|talk]]) 22:18, 26 August 2013 (UTC)
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Although I appreciate the LOTR reference, is this really the intent?  What is Randall's wife's name? Delete if this is a bridge too far into personal life. --[[Special:Contributions/131.70.204.120|131.70.204.120]] 16:29, 26 August 2013 (UTC)
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I answered [http://jlandl.blogspot.se/2013/08/answers-from-top-of-my-head.html all the questions], for my amusement. Feel free to use any answers you deem appropriate or accurate enough for the wiki. [[Special:Contributions/213.66.207.152|213.66.207.152]] 20:06, 26 August 2013 (UTC)
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I'm confused that answers are being presented in different formats. Is the hyperlinked transcript a temporary state before answers are transferred to the table? Or is the transcript just a cleaner and more desirable alternative?{{unsigned ip|98.166.43.28}}
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All answers here: http://www.reddit.com/r/xkcd/comments/1l3na7/questions/cbvigrd -- [[User:Connectink|Connectink]]
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Today's XKCD is good but it looks like the omitted the first Google suggestion when you begin to type "Why does "  Go to google and begin to search that...  Dont' see it in today's comic. {{unsigned|Glitch}}
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:Google's suggestions can vary from user to user. At its most benign, this can be location based. For example, in Seattle, when I type "washington", I get suggestions related to Washington state and not the District of Columbia. At its most sinister, these suggestions can be based on what Google perceives your political beliefs to be. Try typing "gun" into Google. Did you get "gun show" or "gun control?"[http://dontbubble.us/ More info here.] --[[User:Rael|Rael]] ([[User talk:Rael|talk]]) 14:00, 28 August 2013 (UTC)
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::How odd.  I got gunbroker, and then as soon as I typed space, I got gun control as well. [[Special:Contributions/97.87.12.114|97.87.12.114]]
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::: WHY do people complain about this? As long as you're going to get into a debate, in an open minded manner, and are going to critically evaluate the strength of arguments presented (regardless of source), then your starting inclinations shouldn't matter!
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::: Moreover, the general internet user is only searching for zeitgeist terms so they know what websites to quote on a Facebook status, so that they can pat themselves on the back. Repeat for next topic.
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::: Personalised results keep you comfy in your happy bubble.
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::: In any case, the "fix" is simple. Enable do-not track requests, private browsing, or connect through proxies (Given the IPv4 saturation, most people are likely configured to have dynamic IP addresses anyway). If you're concerned about geographical location based filtering, just switch the domain name that you search on! [[Special:Contributions/220.224.246.97|220.224.246.97]]
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Why doesn't Queen Anne count as a "woman who reigned as queen in her own right"? --[[User:Nick Douglas|Nick Douglas]] ([[User talk:Nick Douglas|talk]]) 21:50, 2 September 2013 (UTC)
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:If I'm not mistaken, Queen Anne was queen dowager acting as a regent, rather than being queen in her own right. [[User:Sailorleo|Sailorleo]] ([[User talk:Sailorleo|talk]]) 03:54, 26 November 2014 (UTC)
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:: You are mistaken. (Perhaps you're getting mixed Anne up with Mary II.) [[Special:Contributions/141.101.99.37|141.101.99.37]] 20:31, 8 January 2016 (UTC)
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Today's Comic was brought to you by the grep "why"''!'' [[Special:Contributions/98.195.202.130|98.195.202.130]] 18:24, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
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It seems that Randall is confused about the meaning of life.  All the questions he asked begin with why.  I like what happens when you type "where is"... I got "where is chuck norris".  --[[Special:Contributions/97.87.12.114|97.87.12.114]] 11:41, 30 August 2013 (UTC)
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The term "King Consort" may not have been used in the UK, but i believe it was used before in pre Act of Unification England. When Mary Tudor married Philip II of Spain, he was accepted by Parliament and the court as King of England, but was not granted any power. It may not have been elevated to an official title yet, but he was king consort. [[User:Dr Pepper|Dr Pepper]] ([[User talk:Dr Pepper|talk]]) Dr Pepper
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My question is "Why do we need to answer all the questions, when the answers have nothing to do with the comic?". The answers are fun and interesting, but they should be in the trivia section. The comic is explained well without them. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.217.125|108.162.217.125]] 21:36, 8 August 2014 (UTC)
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:Maybe because this is a wiki and, as such, ALL information must be present. I'm not certain whether the answers help explain the comic but, as it is, I'm not entirely sure of Randall's objective with this one. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.219.148|108.162.219.148]] 04:20, 2 November 2014 (UTC)
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:: The purpose of this page is to EXPLAIN the comic. If you don't know what the comic is about you probably should not be trying to EXPLAIN the comic, and you probably should not comment as well. The purpose of this comic is to demonstrate in a visually interesting way the questions that we, users of the internet, ask. But without this EXPLAINATION it is fairly obvious that finding the answers to these questions do nothing to EXPLAIN the comic, especially since the answers do not give the readers any further understanding into the comic.  Adding random information to a page does not EXPLAIN anything.  Wiki does not mean “ALL information must be present”.  Adding unnecessary information DISTRACTS from the EXPLAINATION and confuses readers, this impairs the ability of this wiki to EXPLAIN the comic. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.216.209|108.162.216.209]] 21:44, 24 November 2014 (UTC)
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The dinosaur ghost question was duplicated in the answer boxes so I deleted the extra one. Also been filling out a ton of fields.[[User:4jonah|4jonah]] ([[User talk:4jonah|talk]]) 01:35, 22 December 2014 (UTC)
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Why is there an incomplete tag? What questions are unanswered? [[User:Djbrasier|Djbrasier]] ([[User talk:Djbrasier|talk]]) 19:10, 11 March 2015 (UTC)
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I answered the last 2 remaining questions in section six. Can this be closed now?[[User:4jonah|4jonah]] ([[User talk:4jonah|talk]]) 21:00, 23 March 2015 (UTC)
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Under "Why is outer space so cold?" it says "space is not cold", but then for "Why is there ice in space?" it begins with "space is cold".
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This is somewhat confusing.  Please clarify. Is space cold or isn't it? {{unsigned ip|162.158.255.120}}
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No idea how to edit the actual article, but it might be worth mentioning that the succession laws of the UK are no longer male-preference, and are now absolute cognatic primogenture/ absolute primogeniture. [[Special:Contributions/141.101.106.107|141.101.106.107]] 12:45, 7 February 2016 (UTC)
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Something's fishy.  One question has the answer "Space is Cold." and another has the answer "Space is not cold." [[Special:Contributions/108.162.212.92|108.162.212.92]] 00:24, 11 September 2016 (UTC)
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Using a search filter, "why" appears 301 times, to date. [[User:QATEKLYXM|Klyxm]] ([[User talk:QATEKLYXM|talk]]) 3:56, 5 March 2018 (UTC)
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Just a random guy passing through. For the question "Why are there psychics?" the example answer seems very confusing. Perhaps someone thought the word was "physics" instead of "psychics"? (Timestamp 20:14 21 March 2019)
  
*Just copied your comment into the transcript area. [[Special:Contributions/72.246.0.10|72.246.0.10]] 13:12, 26 August 2013 (UTC)
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Histamines are not injected into the skin in a spider's saliva. 1. It's injecting venom, not saliva. 2. Histamines are generated by the body as part of its immune response. --[[Special:Contributions/172.69.63.69|172.69.63.69]] 15:19, 7 April 2019 (UTC)

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Another reason Poseidon is angry with Odysseus - early in the Odyssey, Odysseus blinds a cyclops who happens to be Poseidon's son.

Why did I just type the following in, when doubtless someone else has already done this..? ...a former great post just went to the main page. They probably need error-checking/rearranging/something. And feel free to delete this entire comment if it becomes superfluous. 178.104.103.140 10:19, 26 August 2013 (UTC)

Just copied your comment into the transcript area. 72.246.0.10 13:12, 26 August 2013 (UTC)
I did delete it here, just because it's copied to the main page. Thanks for your great work!--Dgbrt (talk) 22:18, 26 August 2013 (UTC)

Although I appreciate the LOTR reference, is this really the intent? What is Randall's wife's name? Delete if this is a bridge too far into personal life. --131.70.204.120 16:29, 26 August 2013 (UTC)

I answered all the questions, for my amusement. Feel free to use any answers you deem appropriate or accurate enough for the wiki. 213.66.207.152 20:06, 26 August 2013 (UTC)

I'm confused that answers are being presented in different formats. Is the hyperlinked transcript a temporary state before answers are transferred to the table? Or is the transcript just a cleaner and more desirable alternative? 98.166.43.28 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

All answers here: http://www.reddit.com/r/xkcd/comments/1l3na7/questions/cbvigrd -- Connectink

Today's XKCD is good but it looks like the omitted the first Google suggestion when you begin to type "Why does " Go to google and begin to search that... Dont' see it in today's comic. -- Glitch (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

Google's suggestions can vary from user to user. At its most benign, this can be location based. For example, in Seattle, when I type "washington", I get suggestions related to Washington state and not the District of Columbia. At its most sinister, these suggestions can be based on what Google perceives your political beliefs to be. Try typing "gun" into Google. Did you get "gun show" or "gun control?"More info here. --Rael (talk) 14:00, 28 August 2013 (UTC)
How odd. I got gunbroker, and then as soon as I typed space, I got gun control as well. 97.87.12.114
WHY do people complain about this? As long as you're going to get into a debate, in an open minded manner, and are going to critically evaluate the strength of arguments presented (regardless of source), then your starting inclinations shouldn't matter!
Moreover, the general internet user is only searching for zeitgeist terms so they know what websites to quote on a Facebook status, so that they can pat themselves on the back. Repeat for next topic.
Personalised results keep you comfy in your happy bubble.
In any case, the "fix" is simple. Enable do-not track requests, private browsing, or connect through proxies (Given the IPv4 saturation, most people are likely configured to have dynamic IP addresses anyway). If you're concerned about geographical location based filtering, just switch the domain name that you search on! 220.224.246.97

Why doesn't Queen Anne count as a "woman who reigned as queen in her own right"? --Nick Douglas (talk) 21:50, 2 September 2013 (UTC)

If I'm not mistaken, Queen Anne was queen dowager acting as a regent, rather than being queen in her own right. Sailorleo (talk) 03:54, 26 November 2014 (UTC)
You are mistaken. (Perhaps you're getting mixed Anne up with Mary II.) 141.101.99.37 20:31, 8 January 2016 (UTC)



Today's Comic was brought to you by the grep "why"! 98.195.202.130 18:24, 27 August 2013 (UTC)

It seems that Randall is confused about the meaning of life. All the questions he asked begin with why. I like what happens when you type "where is"... I got "where is chuck norris". --97.87.12.114 11:41, 30 August 2013 (UTC)

The term "King Consort" may not have been used in the UK, but i believe it was used before in pre Act of Unification England. When Mary Tudor married Philip II of Spain, he was accepted by Parliament and the court as King of England, but was not granted any power. It may not have been elevated to an official title yet, but he was king consort. Dr Pepper (talk) Dr Pepper

My question is "Why do we need to answer all the questions, when the answers have nothing to do with the comic?". The answers are fun and interesting, but they should be in the trivia section. The comic is explained well without them. 108.162.217.125 21:36, 8 August 2014 (UTC)

Maybe because this is a wiki and, as such, ALL information must be present. I'm not certain whether the answers help explain the comic but, as it is, I'm not entirely sure of Randall's objective with this one. 108.162.219.148 04:20, 2 November 2014 (UTC)
The purpose of this page is to EXPLAIN the comic. If you don't know what the comic is about you probably should not be trying to EXPLAIN the comic, and you probably should not comment as well. The purpose of this comic is to demonstrate in a visually interesting way the questions that we, users of the internet, ask. But without this EXPLAINATION it is fairly obvious that finding the answers to these questions do nothing to EXPLAIN the comic, especially since the answers do not give the readers any further understanding into the comic. Adding random information to a page does not EXPLAIN anything. Wiki does not mean “ALL information must be present”. Adding unnecessary information DISTRACTS from the EXPLAINATION and confuses readers, this impairs the ability of this wiki to EXPLAIN the comic. 108.162.216.209 21:44, 24 November 2014 (UTC)

The dinosaur ghost question was duplicated in the answer boxes so I deleted the extra one. Also been filling out a ton of fields.4jonah (talk) 01:35, 22 December 2014 (UTC)

Why is there an incomplete tag? What questions are unanswered? Djbrasier (talk) 19:10, 11 March 2015 (UTC)

I answered the last 2 remaining questions in section six. Can this be closed now?4jonah (talk) 21:00, 23 March 2015 (UTC)

Under "Why is outer space so cold?" it says "space is not cold", but then for "Why is there ice in space?" it begins with "space is cold". This is somewhat confusing. Please clarify. Is space cold or isn't it? 162.158.255.120 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

No idea how to edit the actual article, but it might be worth mentioning that the succession laws of the UK are no longer male-preference, and are now absolute cognatic primogenture/ absolute primogeniture. 141.101.106.107 12:45, 7 February 2016 (UTC)

Something's fishy. One question has the answer "Space is Cold." and another has the answer "Space is not cold." 108.162.212.92 00:24, 11 September 2016 (UTC)

Using a search filter, "why" appears 301 times, to date. Klyxm (talk) 3:56, 5 March 2018 (UTC)

Just a random guy passing through. For the question "Why are there psychics?" the example answer seems very confusing. Perhaps someone thought the word was "physics" instead of "psychics"? (Timestamp 20:14 21 March 2019)

Histamines are not injected into the skin in a spider's saliva. 1. It's injecting venom, not saliva. 2. Histamines are generated by the body as part of its immune response. --172.69.63.69 15:19, 7 April 2019 (UTC)