Talk:1384: Krypton

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Is the Earth baby the real reason Krypton was destroyed? 08:58, 20 June 2014 (UTC)

Is now a good time to mark the shark jump? -- 12:52, 20 June 2014 (UTC)

Only if this keeps up. Yeah, it's a crappy comic, but I don't think the quality overall has been dropping that much. Everyone has off days. 13:58, 20 June 2014 (UTC)
Jumping the shark is a single event, not a segment of time. In this case it's launching the earth baby. -- 03:30, 21 June 2014 (UTC)
And you can't identify a "shark jump" until a consistent decline is clearly evident. Then you can look back, and see where things started going downhill. NealCruco (talk) 15:32, 25 June 2014 (UTC)

Not so bad if you can relate to the anguish of parenting a colicky kid. Sending him to Krypton is an improvement on some of the things I was tempted to do. 15:08, 20 June 2014 (UTC)

Sending a baby off to die is better than things you were tempted to do? You really want to make that claim? 16:14, 20 June 2014 (UTC)
It is a completely reasonable reaction given a culture that murders children in the womb for far, far less.Seebert (talk) 04:05, 23 June 2014 (UTC)
Please, please, please, let's not turn this comment section into a "hey listen to my important opinion" fight about abortion. 21:55, 23 June 2014 (UTC)
"Please, please, please, let's not turn this comment section into a "hey listen to my important opinion" fight about abortion. I thought that, with Randall seeming to be a liberal, that I could avoid that uncomfortable thing called truth here. Please don't rip rocket-sized holes in my arguments, lest I bring out the hate speech." Did you hit Save before finishing? NealCruco (talk) 15:32, 25 June 2014 (UTC)

It may be a cultural-linguistic thing, but I felt compelled to change "cries" to "crying", in the explanation. Hearing "his cries" is redolent of "Ahoy there!" coming from a person attracting attention in a nautical context, the various distinctive calls of a person selling produce in a street-market or "I'm up here! Get me down!" from a person stuck on the ledge of a burning building. When a baby cries (as opposed to when someone "cries out") you hear him (or her... it's not actually specified) 'crying', not his(/her) 'calling-cries', even though both are indeed similar forms of attracting attention. I've overthought this, of course. 15:19, 20 June 2014 (UTC)

(Also, should the baby survive... somehow... would Earth Rock, howsoever sent there, be naturally strenghthening to the child? Assuming similarly transmuted as per the mundane (for native Kryptonians) planetary material beneath their feet was, during the cataclysm... It'd probably depend on which subsection of Superman canon you observed, as they tend to reinvent the 'physics' behind standard green kryptonite, even before adding in the other colours of it...) 15:19, 20 June 2014 (UTC)

Can someone explain how this is funny? (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

Seriously. Infanticide as entertainment?!! Parents deciding to kill a baby because it's noisy is neither amusing nor an interesting observation. Shame on Randall. 16:11, 20 June 2014 (UTC)
"Infanticide as entertainment?!!" -- 11:26, 21 June 2014 (UTC)
Given infanticide only being punished after you do it to several infants over 19 years why would any good liberal worry about it in a comic strip?Seebert (talk) 04:05, 23 June 2014 (UTC) and, just think of it as a post-birth abortion. Does that make it easier to handle? NealCruco (talk) 15:32, 25 June 2014 (UTC)
What's the best part about dead baby jokes? They never get old. --Dangerkeith3000 (talk) 18:41, 25 June 2014 (UTC)

What I totally don't get is...when the visual information about Krypton's instability has reached Earth, Krypton has already exploded many years ago. I guess that Kal-El's spaceship is travelling at near-lightspeed, so time-dilation effects cause very little apparent time to pass for Kal-El; so when he arrives he's still a a baby. This assumes that (a) the alien technology allows for extraordinary acceleration while still maintaining survivable conditions for the baby (while Superman can apparently survive extreme conditions, this trait is most probably bestowed upon him only at the end of his journey by the Earth sun), and (b) the he is a male (this primary sexual characteristics are not shown in the movie, IIRC...). An FTL spaceship is out of the question, as this would mean that the Krptonite meteors would also have been travelling at FTL speed.

Whatever. By the time a spaceship from Earth arrives, even if it travels at near-lightspeed, Clark Kent will most probably be facing retirement already (after turning a crank for many years, of course).

Btw, having Superman turn a crank instead of having him fight crimes would not necessarily mean that Lex Luthor would have had success with his evil plans. Mr. Bond, James Bond, had proven numerous times that he can stop any criminal who attempt to achieve world domination or at least extreme wealth via over-convoluted plans. Yep, I mean, if you could build powersats, you'd immediately achieve wold domination via your monopoly for "free and clean energy", so why bother with criminal plans? Any, if you are smart enough to build powersats, but cannot resist the temptation to use them for over-convoluted criminal plans, should yout net able to think about the option to give your Legion of Doom at least basic training in marksmanship?

But I think I'm getting carried away. -- 16:25, 20 June 2014 (UTC)

I actually thought this was more brilliant before I saw the second ship (rather: noticed that the crystal was a ship). I thought the gag was that some human, in attempting to resolve a crying baby (we've all been there, and if you haven't, don't knock it) actually created Superman (the shuttle destroys the unstable Krypton, and the baby is flung back). If anyone does think that this comic is gruesome, then stop reading it: your efforts could be rewardingly employed by criticizing "Cyanide and Happiness" instead. I love the quirkiness Randall! 16:45, 20 June 2014 (UTC)

Am I alone in thinking (NCC-1701) moviebombed the 1978 film? See 'version depicted' in explanation. 20:06, 20 June 2014 (UTC)

I think the depth of the cartoon is Newton's "Every action has an equal and opposite reaction" Nathan Hillery (talk) 14:01, 21 June 2014 (UTC)

Scientific objections? But everything about Superman is already scientifically implausible anyway. Jim E (talk) 19:53, 21 June 2014 (UTC)