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:Sitting flowinghair, in conference: *above 30*, not high-earning, *fears flying*, *recent viewed porn*.  (''Sex indeterminate'' as that hair could indicate a metrosexual male.  By 30 the look is probably starting to wearing thin, but still not overly embaressing.  It certainly doesn't look like (s)he has settled down in a familial relationship yet, but has quite obviously flown the parental nest and is now with friends from college/university.  Or might have been met on a round-the-world backpacking holiday and discovered they were from his own home city, except for the fear of flying (unless worked passage on ships).  Probably knows all the cool scenes in this city, though, so well worth socialising in the park with.)
 
:Sitting flowinghair, in conference: *above 30*, not high-earning, *fears flying*, *recent viewed porn*.  (''Sex indeterminate'' as that hair could indicate a metrosexual male.  By 30 the look is probably starting to wearing thin, but still not overly embaressing.  It certainly doesn't look like (s)he has settled down in a familial relationship yet, but has quite obviously flown the parental nest and is now with friends from college/university.  Or might have been met on a round-the-world backpacking holiday and discovered they were from his own home city, except for the fear of flying (unless worked passage on ships).  Probably knows all the cool scenes in this city, though, so well worth socialising in the park with.)
 
:Perched cueball, with icecream, hanging out: less than 30yo, not high-earning, flies easily, not a recent porn viewer.  (Probably a teenager, with a close-cropped haircut.  Might or might not know the other two behind him, but hard to tell what he thinks except perhaps "I've got an ice-cream! Yay!"  Perhaps after a busy day of not-watching-porn.)
 
:Perched cueball, with icecream, hanging out: less than 30yo, not high-earning, flies easily, not a recent porn viewer.  (Probably a teenager, with a close-cropped haircut.  Might or might not know the other two behind him, but hard to tell what he thinks except perhaps "I've got an ice-cream! Yay!"  Perhaps after a busy day of not-watching-porn.)
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:Leaning ponytail, with device, hanging out: less than 30yo, not high-earning, *fears flying*, not a recent porn viewer.  (Teenage girl.  Big on social networking.  Probably not so big on face-to-face-talking.)
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:Leaning ponytail, with device, hanging out: less than 30yo, not high-earning, *fears flying*, *recent viewed porn*.  (Teenage girl.  Big on social networking.  Probably not so big on face-to-face-talking.)
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:Smallest cueball, with device, hanging out: less than 30yo, not high-earning, *fears flying*, *recent viewed porn*.  (Teenage boy.  Typical teenage boy.  As girl, but probably in-between Tweeting with the girl next to him he's serrupticiously viewing a video someone sent him (see his furtive look?), and maybe of the girl next to himOr something 'sexted' ''from'' her, if that wouldn't count for her SELECTion on that criteria.  One way or another, ''probably'' with the sound off.)
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:Smallest cueball, with device, hanging out: less than 30yo, not high-earning, *fears flying*, *recent viewed porn*.  (Teenage boy.  Typical teenage boy.  As girl, but probably in-between Tweeting with the girl next to him he's serrupticiously viewing a video someone sent him(see his furtive look?).  ''Probably'' with the sound off.)
 
:...what's more, presumably none of those fiogures were Terminator Units, Alien Shapeshifting Lizards or ''already'' ghosts of some kind (or whatever class of individual would not belong in TABLE PEOPLE). [[Special:Contributions/141.101.99.7|141.101.99.7]] 09:34, 18 August 2014 (UTC)
 
:...what's more, presumably none of those fiogures were Terminator Units, Alien Shapeshifting Lizards or ''already'' ghosts of some kind (or whatever class of individual would not belong in TABLE PEOPLE). [[Special:Contributions/141.101.99.7|141.101.99.7]] 09:34, 18 August 2014 (UTC)
  

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