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::I don't think you can euthanize someone else's animal though, unless the court has ordered it.  I'm pretty sure you'd be guilty of theft & destruction of private property.
 
::I don't think you can euthanize someone else's animal though, unless the court has ordered it.  I'm pretty sure you'd be guilty of theft & destruction of private property.
 
:::Ya, killing and eating the dog would be a crime. You'd go to jail for theft (or something like unto it), have to pay to replace the dog and for killing him in the first place, and probably have to forfeit the game when you get arrested for disturbing the peace and using a weapon in the court. Never mind whatever harm you caused to the people trying to defend the dog. Of course, when you get out, if your muscles haven't atrophied and you aren't banned from the game, the enemy team will have lost their key player...  [[Special:Contributions/108.162.238.179|108.162.238.179]] 16:57, 18 July 2015 (UTC)
 
:::Ya, killing and eating the dog would be a crime. You'd go to jail for theft (or something like unto it), have to pay to replace the dog and for killing him in the first place, and probably have to forfeit the game when you get arrested for disturbing the peace and using a weapon in the court. Never mind whatever harm you caused to the people trying to defend the dog. Of course, when you get out, if your muscles haven't atrophied and you aren't banned from the game, the enemy team will have lost their key player...  [[Special:Contributions/108.162.238.179|108.162.238.179]] 16:57, 18 July 2015 (UTC)
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::::Keep in mind the location of this comic isn't clear.  In some countries, it is legal to kill and eat dogs.  (Or at least, it isn't explicitly ''illegal''.) [[User:KieferSkunk|KieferSkunk]] ([[User talk:KieferSkunk|talk]]) 21:02, 20 July 2015 (UTC)
 
  
 
On a mostly unrelated note: In at least one movie, the sports-playing dog has only three legs.
 
On a mostly unrelated note: In at least one movie, the sports-playing dog has only three legs.

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