Editing Talk:1689: My Friend Catherine

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I can't get any work done because My Friend Catherine is sitting on my leopard. [[User:Mikemk|Mikemk]] ([[User talk:Mikemk|talk]]) 15:07, 3 June 2016 (UTC)
:I genuinely expected to see leopard in the alt text.[[Special:Contributions/162.158.214.230|162.158.214.230]] 18:03, 3 June 2016 (UTC)
::I also came straight here to write a note on the leopard after seeing the title text, but Mikmek beat me too it ;-) --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 19:32, 3 June 2016 (UTC)

I'm not so sure that it does conflict with car->cat. This is "my cat"->to " my friend Catherine", i.e. car->cat->my friend Catherine wouldn't happen. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.237.137|108.162.237.137]] 15:15, 3 June 2016 (UTC)
:You would have to make sure that "my cat" came before "cat" in the script, else it would first replace all cats with cars and thus never see the phrase "my cat".[[Special:Contributions/162.158.214.230|162.158.214.230]] 18:03, 3 June 2016 (UTC)
::The substitution was the other way replacing car with cat, so it is the other way around that if there was some "my car" they would also become my friend Catherine in stead of my cat. --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 19:32, 3 June 2016 (UTC)
:::I also don't see how the conflict exists. By that logic, Substitutions 2 would conflict with ''itself'', since it completely swaps "minutes" and "years". [[User:Schiffy|<font color="000999">Schiffy</font>]] ([[User_talk:Schiffy|<font color="FF6600">Speak to me</font>]]|[[Special:Contributions/Schiffy|<font color="FF0000">What I've done</font>]]) 14:20, 5 June 2016 (UTC)
::::Agree. Also, it is possible to create a substitution algorithm clever enough not to chain its own replacements, I don't think that note is relevant, removing it for now. [[User:Jaalenja|Jaalenja]] ([[User talk:Jaalenja|talk]]) 14:27, 5 June 2016 (UTC)
:This whole conversation confused me further than it needed to. I'm going to disable substitutions on this site from now on. [[User:Xseo|Xseo]] ([[User talk:Xseo|talk]]) 07:52, 5 July 2016 (UTC)

Being a dog person, my dog-->my friend Doug would also be a fun substitution. [[User:Jake|Jake]] ([[User talk:Jake|talk]]) 15:43, 3 June 2016 (UTC)


Is the cat-on-my-keyboard in the title text possibly a reference to that old Keyboard Cat video?[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ] [[Special:Contributions/108.162.221.80|108.162.221.80]] 20:06, 3 June 2016 (UTC)
:Don't think so—cats seem to have a tendency to sit on computer keyboards when their owners aren't using them. <span style="background:#0064de;font-size:12px;padding:4px 12px;border-radius:8px;">[[User talk:AgentMuffin|<span style="color:#f0faff;">~AgentMuffin</span>]]</span>
::More often when the owners ''are'' using them. [[Special:Contributions/162.158.2.138|162.158.2.138]] 10:54, 5 June 2016 (UTC)
::Especially if it is a laptop, because cats like the warmth. [[Special:Contributions/141.101.70.61|141.101.70.61]] 17:39, 5 June 2016 (UTC)
::Of course. Cats don't have time to sit on keyboards while their owners are using them. [[Special:Contributions/162.158.86.245|162.158.86.245]] 18:55, 5 June 2016 (UTC)

For an even creepier substitution, try "great aunt Catherine". [[Special:Contributions/108.162.250.158|108.162.250.158]] 03:06, 4 June 2016 (UTC)

Oh great, I have to change the chrome extension again. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.215.69|108.162.215.69]] 15:18, 4 June 2016 (UTC)--