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My first thought is than a successful birdwatcher requires patience, which is something that Cueball does not appear to have.  You also want to avoid to making noise, so Cueball talking will probably make the bird stay at a distance, and the ShopVac would be even more discouragement for the hawk.  There are other issues.  I would guess that the camera is a 200 to 300 millimeter lens.  If you wanted to get a good picture of a bird with that type of camera, you would have to get closer to the nest and wait very patiently for the bird to get closer.  (Patiently for several hours or even days.  That doesn't seem like Cueball.)  Many methods are available, but they are a lot of work.  You also don't try to find the bird using the camera.  You try to find the bird without using telescopes or binoculars and then only use the viewing aids once you find the general location of the bird.  Megan is presumably satisfied with the fact that the bird probably only fills a portion of the viewport, while Cueball is expecting a picture of the bird where you can count the feathers.  So Cueball has unreasonable expectations, is unwilling to wait, and is doing just about everything wrong.  He then complains about his lack of success.  Cueball's next attempt might be to use a camera mounted on a drone.  A lot of people have tried though, although the last image captured is often a close up view of the beak filling the entire screen. [[User:BradleyRoss|BradleyRoss]] ([[User talk:BradleyRoss|talk]]) 18:49, 19 April 2017 (UTC)
 
My first thought is than a successful birdwatcher requires patience, which is something that Cueball does not appear to have.  You also want to avoid to making noise, so Cueball talking will probably make the bird stay at a distance, and the ShopVac would be even more discouragement for the hawk.  There are other issues.  I would guess that the camera is a 200 to 300 millimeter lens.  If you wanted to get a good picture of a bird with that type of camera, you would have to get closer to the nest and wait very patiently for the bird to get closer.  (Patiently for several hours or even days.  That doesn't seem like Cueball.)  Many methods are available, but they are a lot of work.  You also don't try to find the bird using the camera.  You try to find the bird without using telescopes or binoculars and then only use the viewing aids once you find the general location of the bird.  Megan is presumably satisfied with the fact that the bird probably only fills a portion of the viewport, while Cueball is expecting a picture of the bird where you can count the feathers.  So Cueball has unreasonable expectations, is unwilling to wait, and is doing just about everything wrong.  He then complains about his lack of success.  Cueball's next attempt might be to use a camera mounted on a drone.  A lot of people have tried though, although the last image captured is often a close up view of the beak filling the entire screen. [[User:BradleyRoss|BradleyRoss]] ([[User talk:BradleyRoss|talk]]) 18:49, 19 April 2017 (UTC)
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:Seriously? I though drones are so noisy birds avoid them ... -- [[User:Hkmaly|Hkmaly]] ([[User talk:Hkmaly|talk]]) 23:31, 19 April 2017 (UTC)
 
  
 
Am I the only one who is reminded of DR and Quinch at summer camp - "What kind of bird is that? (Boom) it's a dead bird uncle Waldo."
 
Am I the only one who is reminded of DR and Quinch at summer camp - "What kind of bird is that? (Boom) it's a dead bird uncle Waldo."

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