Talk:875: 2009 Called

I was too busy trading fashion tips, and they hung up before I could tell them. Davidy²²[talk] 00:38, 11 January 2013 (UTC)

The '90s called. They wanted my pogs back. But, due to inflation, they couldn't offer me enough money for me to be willing to sell. I told them my friend, Oscar, has some Pokémon stuff, but the '90s had no interest in that crap. I made the right choice to choose pogs over Pokémon. Society made the wrong one. But, I digress. The '90s are doing rather well, and they miss us.76.29.225.28 18:20, 14 July 2013 (UTC)

The only Pokémon stuff I ever had was a bunch of pogs, so... --172.68.10.172 18:26, 31 December 2016 (UTC)

2017 called, but I couldn't understand what they were saying over all the screams.

I bet it was something about them being attacked by 4 Replicants.

I used Google News BEFORE it was clickbait (talk) 23:49, 23 January 2015 (UTC)

Well, that title text is feeling pretty prophetic now...141.101.98.185 00:08, 12 November 2016 (UTC)

Hello it's 2017, please send help. 108.162.237.202 21:23, 7 February 2017 (UTC)

This is 2018 calling in, you'll be alright on your own. At least for the time being. --108.162.241.130 05:05, 14 January 2018 (UTC)

This now stands as a piece of horrifying foreshadowing. Seriously, we're barely in april and things alredy look terrifying. I blame Randall for everything.