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| − | + | I admire your persistence. Here's some stuff: | |
- I came here to eat scones and misuse staple guns, and [[User:Danish|Danish]] took my scones. | - I came here to eat scones and misuse staple guns, and [[User:Danish|Danish]] took my scones. | ||
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- My favorite xkcd characters are [[Beret Girl]] and [[Beret Guy]], and I also have scones. This isn't a bakery though. | - My favorite xkcd characters are [[Beret Girl]] and [[Beret Guy]], and I also have scones. This isn't a bakery though. | ||
| − | - I've read every single comic | + | - I've read every single xkcd comic. |
- I've also read every single Calvin and Hobbes strip. | - I've also read every single Calvin and Hobbes strip. | ||
| − | - I stand in for Beret Guy when he's unavailable | + | - I stand in for Beret Guy when he's unavailable. |
- If you're looking for [[User:BlackHat|Black Hat]], <s>[[User:Danish|Danish]]</s>, [[Cueball]], or God, they're on the ceiling. (Update: Danish is sucessfully off the ceiling) | - If you're looking for [[User:BlackHat|Black Hat]], <s>[[User:Danish|Danish]]</s>, [[Cueball]], or God, they're on the ceiling. (Update: Danish is sucessfully off the ceiling) | ||
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- I work in the bun-counting sector of Beret Guy's business. | - I work in the bun-counting sector of Beret Guy's business. | ||
| − | - Newspapers don't taste that good, but are edible in a pinch | + | - Newspapers don't taste that good, but are edible in a pinch. |
- I'm studying for my subduction license. | - I'm studying for my subduction license. | ||
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- '''No''' I don't have a webcam, you two. | - '''No''' I don't have a webcam, you two. | ||
| − | - [https://www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/index2.html | + | - [https://www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/index2.html (;] <!--Nerd sniping!--> |
- My favorite comics: [https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/Category:Comics_featuring_Beret_Guy all of these], [https://xkcd.com/1576/ I Could Care Less], [https://xkcd.com/941/ Depth Perception], [https://xkcd.com/260/ The Glass Necklace], [https://xkcd.com/162/ Angular Momentum], [https://xkcd.com/1305/ Undocumented Feature], [https://xkcd.com/769/ War], [https://xkcd.com/478/ The Staple Madness], [https://xkcd.com/1176/ Those Not Present], and [https://xkcd.com/2247/ Weird Hill]. I like a lot more, but am too lazy to put them all on here. | - My favorite comics: [https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/Category:Comics_featuring_Beret_Guy all of these], [https://xkcd.com/1576/ I Could Care Less], [https://xkcd.com/941/ Depth Perception], [https://xkcd.com/260/ The Glass Necklace], [https://xkcd.com/162/ Angular Momentum], [https://xkcd.com/1305/ Undocumented Feature], [https://xkcd.com/769/ War], [https://xkcd.com/478/ The Staple Madness], [https://xkcd.com/1176/ Those Not Present], and [https://xkcd.com/2247/ Weird Hill]. I like a lot more, but am too lazy to put them all on here. | ||
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Contents
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Hello
| Char Latte49 | |
|---|---|
 My only known appearance. Fun fact: I am very hard to get a clear picture of. | |
| First Appearance | Time. |
| Known appearances | Black Hat and Danish's pages, as well as here. |
| Contribution score | 249 |
| Occupations | Bun-counting secretary; stapler gun-wielder |
| Favorite Element | Argon |
| Favorite Piece | Infrasonata |
| Page Power Source | Escalator Power |
I don't know why you're here. I don't know how you got here. There is nothing to look at. Go do something else. Shoo.
I said shoo!
Well ok, since you're still here, go to Beret Girl.
Seriously, shoo!
Stuff
I admire your persistence. Here's some stuff:
- I came here to eat scones and misuse staple guns, and Danish took my scones.
- My favorite xkcd characters are Beret Girl and Beret Guy, and I also have scones. This isn't a bakery though.
- I've read every single xkcd comic.
- I've also read every single Calvin and Hobbes strip.
- I stand in for Beret Guy when he's unavailable.
- If you're looking for Black Hat, Danish, Cueball, or God, they're on the ceiling. (Update: Danish is sucessfully off the ceiling)
- I'm rather fond of staple guns.
- I work in the bun-counting sector of Beret Guy's business.
- Newspapers don't taste that good, but are edible in a pinch.
- I'm studying for my subduction license.
- I can create soup cables, although only chicken noodle at the moment.
- No I don't have a webcam, you two.
- (;
- My favorite comics: all of these, I Could Care Less, Depth Perception, The Glass Necklace, Angular Momentum, Undocumented Feature, War, The Staple Madness, Those Not Present, and Weird Hill. I like a lot more, but am too lazy to put them all on here.
Beret Guy's Business
Hello, and welcome to Beret Guy's Business! We offer many services, including antiques, a bikeshare program (temporary), gold-to-lead transmutation, lead-to-gold transmutation, cloud storage, and a Bun Alert system. Recently, we have also started offering curbside pickup for goods from the cursed shop on the corner, like scones, soup cables, business cards, lug nuts, gulls, fresh pears, cursed amulets, inch-thick wood cylinders for your typical Yggdrasil-type houseplant, cursed chairs, the video from The Ring, and groceries. Feel free to stop by anytime!
