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Hello, you're still here? I admire your persistence. Ok then, welcome to my corner of the internet! Here's some stuff:
 
Hello, you're still here? I admire your persistence. Ok then, welcome to my corner of the internet! Here's some stuff:
  
- I help whenever I'm bored, and can contribute to anything that doesn't require actual knowledge.
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- I came here to eat scones and misuse staple guns, and [[User:Danish|Danish]] took my scones.
  
 
- I'm a severe procrastinator, explain xkcd being one of my procrastination methods.
 
- I'm a severe procrastinator, explain xkcd being one of my procrastination methods.
  
- My favorite xkcd characters are beret girl and beret guy, and I also have scones. This isn't a bakery though.  
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- My favorite xkcd characters are [[Beret Girl]] and [[Beret Guy]], and I also have scones. This isn't a bakery though.  
  
 
- I've read every single comic, although I don't understand all of them - even with the explain.
 
- I've read every single comic, although I don't understand all of them - even with the explain.
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- I stand in for Beret Guy when he's unavailable. Be warned that I'm slightly more sarcastic than he is.
 
- I stand in for Beret Guy when he's unavailable. Be warned that I'm slightly more sarcastic than he is.
  
- I started this account before encountering Black Hat and Danish, and decided to keep using it because I'm a little bit more sarcastic and dark than Beret is.
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- I started this account before encountering [[User:BlackHat|Black Hat]] and [[User:Danish|Danish]], and decided to keep using it because I'm a little bit more sarcastic and dark than Beret is.
  
- If you're looking for [[User:BlackHat|BlackHat]], <s>[[User:Danish|Danish]]</s>, [[Cueball]], or God, they're on the ceiling. (Update: Danish is sucessfully off the ceiling)
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- If you're looking for [[User:BlackHat|Black Hat]], <s>[[User:Danish|Danish]]</s>, [[Cueball]], or God, they're on the ceiling. (Update: Danish is sucessfully off the ceiling)
  
 
- I'm rather fond of [https://xkcd.com/478/ staple guns].
 
- I'm rather fond of [https://xkcd.com/478/ staple guns].
 
- I will happily give anyone scones; you don't have to '''steal''' them ''[[User:Danish|Danish]]''
 
  
 
- I work in the bun-counting sector of Beret Guy's business.
 
- I work in the bun-counting sector of Beret Guy's business.

Revision as of 20:19, 12 March 2021

Hello

Char Latte49
BeretGirl.png
My only known appearance. Fun fact: I am very hard to get a clear picture of.
First Appearance Time
Known appearances Black Hat and Danish's pages, as well as here.
Contribution score 249
Occupations Bun-counting secretary; stapler gun-wielder

I don't know why you're here. I don't know how you got here. There is nothing to look at. Go do something else. Shoo.

I said shoo!






Well ok, since you're still here, go to Beret Girl.






Seriously, shoo!






Stuff

Hello, you're still here? I admire your persistence. Ok then, welcome to my corner of the internet! Here's some stuff:

- I came here to eat scones and misuse staple guns, and Danish took my scones.

- I'm a severe procrastinator, explain xkcd being one of my procrastination methods.

- My favorite xkcd characters are Beret Girl and Beret Guy, and I also have scones. This isn't a bakery though.

- I've read every single comic, although I don't understand all of them - even with the explain.

- I've also read every single Calvin and Hobbes strip.

- I stand in for Beret Guy when he's unavailable. Be warned that I'm slightly more sarcastic than he is.

- I started this account before encountering Black Hat and Danish, and decided to keep using it because I'm a little bit more sarcastic and dark than Beret is.

- If you're looking for Black Hat, Danish, Cueball, or God, they're on the ceiling. (Update: Danish is sucessfully off the ceiling)

- I'm rather fond of staple guns.

- I work in the bun-counting sector of Beret Guy's business.

- Newspapers don't taste that good, but are edible in a pinch if you're Beret Guy.

- I'm studying for my subduction license.

- I can create soup cables, although only chicken noodle at the moment.

- No I don't have a webcam, you two.

- This will, I assure you, take up several hours of your time.

- My favorite comics: all of these, I Could Care Less, Depth Perception, The Glass Necklace, Angular Momentum, Undocumented Feature, War, and Weird Hill. I like a lot more, but am too lazy to put them all on here.






Beret Guy's Business

Hello, and welcome to Beret Guy's Business! We offer many services, including antiques, a bikeshare program (temporary), gold-to-lead transmutation, lead-to-gold transmutation, cloud storage, and a Bun Alert system. Recently, we have also started offering curbside pickup for goods from the cursed shop on the corner, like scones, soup cables, business cards, lug nuts, gulls, fresh pears, ghost-angering amulets, cursed chairs, the video from The Ring, and groceries. Feel free to stop by anytime!