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Hi! My name is Danish, and here are a few other things about me:
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Hello! My name is Danish, and here are a few other things about me:
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* I'm a sociopath.
 
* I'm currently dating half of a whole rest.
 
* I'm currently dating half of a whole rest.
 
* Just to make things a little more confusing, my name doesn't represent the pastry, but rather a citizen of Denmark.
 
* Just to make things a little more confusing, my name doesn't represent the pastry, but rather a citizen of Denmark.
* I enjoy [[356: Nerd Sniping|nerd sniping]]. On a ''totally'' unrelated topic, did you know there's a secret message hidden somewhere on this page?
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* I enjoy [[356: Nerd Sniping|nerd sniping]]. On a ''totally'' unrelated topic, did you know there's a secret message hidden somewhere on this page?
* I'm friends with [https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/Elaine_Roberts Elaine].
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* I'm friends with [https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/Elaine_Roberts Elaine].
* I close the parentheses left by [[User:BlackHat|Black Hat]]-they annoy me as much as anyone else, maybe more.))
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* I close the parentheses left by [[User:BlackHat|Black Hat]]. They annoy me as much as anyone else-maybe more.))
  
 
Some of my favorite comics:
 
Some of my favorite comics:
  
* [https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1337:_Hack 1337! Hack]
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* [[806: Tech Support]] (After this one came out I hacked in and changed the word. Can't have everyone knowing it from a webcomic!)
* Every comic with me in it (especially [[440: Road Rage]])
 
* [[441: Babies]]
 
 
* [[303: Compiling]] (I stole Richard Stallman's katanas for this purpose. The ones he has now are just copies.)
 
* [[303: Compiling]] (I stole Richard Stallman's katanas for this purpose. The ones he has now are just copies.)
* [[386: Duty Calls]] (I suffer from SIWOTI syndrome myself.)
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* [[1064: Front Door]] (I can confirm that Randall has ''not'' released a wolf-I have.)
* [[806: Tech Support]] (After this one came out I hacked in and changed the word. Can't have everyone knowing it from a webcomic!)
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* Every comic with me in it (obviously)
  
 
My least favorite comic is [[1015: Kerning]]. It's funny, but also ''really annoying.''
 
My least favorite comic is [[1015: Kerning]]. It's funny, but also ''really annoying.''
 
Some of my accomplishments:
 
 
* [Classified]
 
* [Classified]
 
* [Classified]
 
* [Classified] (Sorry for all the classifieds, I don't want to start a legal battle with the government right now. Maybe I will later if I'm bored.)
 
* Successfully avoided [https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/478:_The_Staple_Madness getting stapled] by [https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/Beret_Guy that weirdo with the beret]. Seriously, what ''is'' it with that guy and stap-AHHH LOOK OUT HE'S COMING
 
  
 
Lastly, things that I have contributed to explainxkcd:
 
Lastly, things that I have contributed to explainxkcd:

Revision as of 14:32, 11 January 2021

Danish
Danish.png
Me in my early 30s
First appearance Before the end of time
Known appearances All (or was it none?)
Contribution score 348
Changes made 467

Hello! My name is Danish, and here are a few other things about me:

  • I'm a sociopath.
  • I'm currently dating half of a whole rest.
  • Just to make things a little more confusing, my name doesn't represent the pastry, but rather a citizen of Denmark.
  • I enjoy nerd sniping. On a totally unrelated topic, did you know there's a secret message hidden somewhere on this page?
  • I'm friends with Elaine.
  • I close the parentheses left by Black Hat. They annoy me as much as anyone else-maybe more.))

Some of my favorite comics:

  • 806: Tech Support (After this one came out I hacked in and changed the word. Can't have everyone knowing it from a webcomic!)
  • 303: Compiling (I stole Richard Stallman's katanas for this purpose. The ones he has now are just copies.)
  • 1064: Front Door (I can confirm that Randall has not released a wolf-I have.)
  • Every comic with me in it (obviously)

My least favorite comic is 1015: Kerning. It's funny, but also really annoying.

Lastly, things that I have contributed to explainxkcd:

  • Something
  • Something else
  • Another thing
  • Just go look at my contributions page already

See ya! (Actually see you, I stole my boyfriend's camera hack. Don't tell him.)