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Hi! My name is Danish, and here are a few other things about me:
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Hello! My name is Danish, and here are a few other things about me:
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* I'm a sociopath.
 
* I'm currently dating half of a whole rest.
 
* I'm currently dating half of a whole rest.
 
* Just to make things a little more confusing, my name doesn't represent the pastry, but rather a citizen of Denmark.
 
* Just to make things a little more confusing, my name doesn't represent the pastry, but rather a citizen of Denmark.
* I enjoy [[356: Nerd Sniping|nerd sniping]]. On a ''totally'' unrelated topic, did you know there's a secret message hidden somewhere on this page?
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* I enjoy [[356: Nerd Sniping|nerd sniping]]. On a ''totally'' unrelated topic, did you know there's a secret message hidden somewhere on this page?
* I'm friends with [https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/Elaine_Roberts Elaine].
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* I'm friends with [https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/Elaine_Roberts Elaine].
* I close the parentheses left by [[User:BlackHat|Black Hat]]-they annoy me as much as anyone else, maybe more.))
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* I close the parentheses left by [[User:BlackHat|Black Hat]]. They annoy me as much as anyone else-maybe more.))
  
 
Some of my favorite comics:
 
Some of my favorite comics:
  
* [https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1337:_Hack 1337! Hack]
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* [[806: Tech Support]] (After this one came out I hacked in and changed the word. Can't have everyone knowing it from a webcomic!)
* Every comic with me in it (especially [[440: Road Rage]])
 
* [[441: Babies]]
 
 
* [[303: Compiling]] (I stole Richard Stallman's katanas for this purpose. The ones he has now are just copies.)
 
* [[303: Compiling]] (I stole Richard Stallman's katanas for this purpose. The ones he has now are just copies.)
* [[386: Duty Calls]] (I suffer from SIWOTI syndrome myself.)
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* [[1064: Front Door]] (I can confirm that Randall has ''not'' released a wolf-I have.)
* [[806: Tech Support]] (After this one came out I hacked in and changed the word. Can't have everyone knowing it from a webcomic!)
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* Every comic with me in it (obviously)
  
 
My least favorite comic is [[1015: Kerning]]. It's funny, but also ''really annoying.''
 
My least favorite comic is [[1015: Kerning]]. It's funny, but also ''really annoying.''
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Lastly, things that I have contributed to explainxkcd:
 
Lastly, things that I have contributed to explainxkcd:
  
* Something
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* Making {{Actual citation needed}}, for those times when you really do need a citation (not a joke one)
* Something else
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* Lots of misc grammar fixes
* Another thing
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* Transcripts
* Just go look at my [https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/Special:Contributions/Danish contributions] page already
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* Some other stuff that I forgot because it's not really that important (but you can see it if you look at my [[Special:Contributions/Danish|Contributions page]])
  
 
See ya! (Actually see you, I stole my boyfriend's camera hack. Don't tell him.)
 
See ya! (Actually see you, I stole my boyfriend's camera hack. Don't tell him.)
  
 
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Revision as of 20:17, 12 January 2021

Danish
Danish.png
Me in my early 30s
First appearance Before the end of time
Known appearances All (or was it none?)
Contribution score 348
Changes made 467

Hello! My name is Danish, and here are a few other things about me:

  • I'm a sociopath.
  • I'm currently dating half of a whole rest.
  • Just to make things a little more confusing, my name doesn't represent the pastry, but rather a citizen of Denmark.
  • I enjoy nerd sniping. On a totally unrelated topic, did you know there's a secret message hidden somewhere on this page?
  • I'm friends with Elaine.
  • I close the parentheses left by Black Hat. They annoy me as much as anyone else-maybe more.))

Some of my favorite comics:

  • 806: Tech Support (After this one came out I hacked in and changed the word. Can't have everyone knowing it from a webcomic!)
  • 303: Compiling (I stole Richard Stallman's katanas for this purpose. The ones he has now are just copies.)
  • 1064: Front Door (I can confirm that Randall has not released a wolf-I have.)
  • Every comic with me in it (obviously)

My least favorite comic is 1015: Kerning. It's funny, but also really annoying.

Some of my accomplishments:

  • [Classified]
  • [Classified]
  • [Classified]
  • [Classified] (Sorry for all the classifieds, I don't want to start a legal battle with the government right now. Maybe I will later if I'm bored.)
  • Successfully avoided getting stapled by that weirdo with the beret. Seriously, what is it with that guy and stap-AHHH LOOK OUT HE'S COMING

Lastly, things that I have contributed to explainxkcd:

  • Making [actual citation needed], for those times when you really do need a citation (not a joke one)
  • Lots of misc grammar fixes
  • Transcripts
  • Some other stuff that I forgot because it's not really that important (but you can see it if you look at my Contributions page)

See ya! (Actually see you, I stole my boyfriend's camera hack. Don't tell him.)