User:Danish
| Danish | |
|---|---|
 Me in my early 30s | |
| First appearance | Before the end of time |
| Known appearances | All (or was it none?) |
| Contribution score | 348 |
| Changes made | 467 |
Hi! My name is Danish, and here are a few other things about me:
- I'm currently dating half of a whole rest.
- Just to make things a little more confusing, my name doesn't represent the pastry, but rather a citizen of Denmark.
- I enjoy nerd sniping. On a totally unrelated topic, did you know there's a secret message hidden somewhere on this page?
- I'm friends with Elaine.
- I close the parentheses left by Black Hat-they annoy me as much as anyone else, maybe more.))
Some of my favorite comics:
- 1337! Hack
- Every comic with me in it (especially 440: Road Rage)
- 441: Babies
- 303: Compiling (I stole Richard Stallman's katanas for this purpose. The ones he has now are just copies.)
- 386: Duty Calls (I suffer from SIWOTI syndrome myself.)
- 806: Tech Support (After this one came out I hacked in and changed the word. Can't have everyone knowing it from a webcomic!)
My least favorite comic is 1015: Kerning. It's funny, but also really annoying.
Some of my accomplishments:
- [Classified]
- [Classified]
- [Classified]
- [Classified] (Sorry for all the classifieds, I don't want to start a legal battle with the government right now. Maybe I will later if I'm bored.)
- Successfully avoided getting stapled by that weirdo with the beret. Seriously, what is it with that guy and stap-AHHH LOOK OUT HE'S COMING
Lastly, things that I have contributed to explainxkcd:
- Something
- Something else
- Another thing
- Just go look at my contributions page already
See ya! (Actually see you, I stole my boyfriend's camera hack. Don't tell him.)
