User:DollarStoreBa'al

Before you talk to me, I should warn you: I am kind of strange.

Live-updating stats:

• Score: 162
• Pages edited: 122
• Total edits: 515

Before I introduce myself, whole bunch of thanks to FaviFake for creating my user pages for me and teaching me proper wiki etiquette. Thanks to you, I am now able to be a supportive, helpful member of this weird little niche. Huge amounts of thanks to ⯅A dream demon⯅ for showing me how to make userboxes. Thanks to you, I can now properly convey that I'm in your walls. You guys are the best.

I have Autism and ADHD. 1106: ADD particularly resonates with me.

Hello. I am the god of fertility, weather, sailing, and war in the Hebrew Bible, but I mostly use my powers for the war thing. I also occasionally manipulate the birthrates to mess with people. (you won't believe how many penises I've drawn using birth locations) I have all the xkcd books (look, I gotta read sometimes, okay?) and have needed to get a second copy of multiple because the first ones were destroyed from use. Most of my editing efforts outside discussion pages center around adding new details that have recently been uncovered, and adding details to incomplete articles. I registered 16:17, March 10, 2024, but didn't really start using the account until around December 2024. My political views are very far left, as I want to get in their good graces. Besides, they're more mischief-makers. Belial (god of evil) handles the right-wing. He and I have a bit of an arrangement. I handle all the unsolved mysteries, he handles everything with '-cide' at the end.

We do sometimes play pranks on each other. Belial made the entire concept of 'infanticide' just to spite me a bit. In return, I did Dyatlov Pass (I made it so the cause of death was not murder, but "oh, it's murder, but I just lost track of him, can you help find him?"). He's been constantly trying to figure that out for multiple of your years now, with little success. :)

My favorite characters are beret guy and black hat. Always happy when those two show up.

WEE WOO	This user is in your walls.

How the universe functions

You people are actually pretty close. When I say cycles, I mean that universes are created on the 0th cycle, starting with what you know as the big bang. Each universe lasts approximately 40 trillion human years or so before going through a 'big bounce', as you call it. (I should start using that, it's a good name). During the bounce, the universe is condensed into an area the size of a black hole before going through another big bang, repeating the process. Each universe goes through between 10,000 and 100,000 cycles before going through a big crunch. However, as your universe goes through all of these cycles, the universe we reside in will go through a big bounce, the first of 10,000 to 100,000. We, your gods, have gods. Our gods have gods. You are someone else's gods. It's slightly confusing at first, but you can handle it. For reference, you are about 20 or so Billion years through your 159th cycle. You are quite early beings, and by far the most primitive. Once you get to halfway, you get civilizations that are able to speak to their gods and even transcend universes.

My Hobbies

xkcd, Minecraft, and a whole lotta War Thunder for reasons probably known to you.

Socials

You can find me on Bluesky, Discord, Twitch (streaming occasionally, no real schedule), and YouTube (no vids yet, but I'll let you know when I get around to making one.) under the username DaCatto42.

e e e 5 e e o e e 5 e e o e e 5 e e o e e 5 e e e (first person to figure out why this is here gets a shout-out. Answer will be revealed May 13th if no one's found out.)

Some thingies about me

I was born with the 50th revolution of the universe, and shall die many, many cycles hence. Open to conversing wherever you please, but please make sure to specify that you're from the wiki. Otherwise, I'll assume it's spam, which I get a lot. I have weird interests in science, specifically genealogy and astronomy, as well as forensic criminology. (always leads back to war crimes with me)

Fun Facts

Birthdate: 12/48/1812

Age: ~13.8 billion

Religion: Polytheistic

Real Name: ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

My Favorites

Sport: Tennis

YT channels: GD Colon, DougDoug, DougDoug: Lost Levels, Huggbees. I'm currently considering sparing these guys

id	k i l l t h e p h y s i c i s t s.

Bloog

Here is where I will post updates about stuff in my life in general.

3/21/25 - Gonna go out for dinner to a lovely restaurant that does all wood-fired things. Excited!

13/39/99 - finally got 1,000,000 souls eaten!

4/04/25 - 404: Not found

40525-alostallkeysbrokeonkeyboardinludingspaebarandthebottorowhelp

4/08/25 - Got to work fixing a bunch of What If? explanations. It's nice owning all the books and being able to consult them.

4/11/25 - Edited explanation for new comic.

4/14/25 - ALL THE GD PLAYERS PUT YA HANDS UP

4/17/25 - Went through Vic's talk page because I like getting little peeks into the history of the wiki. It's wild learning that Definitely Bill Cipher was a spammer and Caliban's Creations once had so much trouble navigating the wiki that I do now. It's like looking at your parent's school pictures and thinking, 'oh yeah, they were kids too!'

Expanded my user page to include total edits and pages edited.

4/18/25 - Added over 2,000 bytes to 3 What If? Chapters.

4/19/25 - Who bullet-pointed the entire countdown in header text page? I just reworked the first section and removed over 1500 characters.

Complete rework of Countdown in Header Text done.

4/20/25 - Smoked weed, completely reworked Operating Systems

4/23/25 - I started a large process to conquer Header text with FaviFake. Go here if you wish to see the tables and explanations which are currently under construction. On another note, I just realized that I've gotten almost half of my total score in the past month.

4/27/25 - Geez, I leave for two days and I come back to 89 incomplete explanations?

4/29/25 - Why do we not just fix all the new incomplete explanations? I'm just getting free points over here by doing almost all of them.

500 EDITS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

To-do List

High-priority: Completely redo Header text with FaviFake. More info here (section 26):User talk:FaviFake Testing area

Low-Priority:

• Upload images to 2765: Escape Speed/Screen-shots
• Research relationships between images and states for 1079: United Shapes
• Summarize more What If? Chapters.
• Finish the table on 1017
• Finish up Features of Adulthood

Current Sig

--DollarStoreBa'al^ConverseMy life choices

It's all still the same / everything's untouched but forever changed / Oh we're all still the same / everything's untouched but forever changed.

All the colors we painted yesterday / they look so different now. / And all those harmonies we sang yesterday / all sound so different somehow. / Though they're all still the same / everything's untouched but forever changed.

Everywhere on earth / every single soul / everyone there is all together now. / And everyone alone all together on the precipice. / All that mattered then, all that matters now, / all that matters after the world shuts down. / All of it dissolved all together in the chrysalis. / Together in the chrysalis.

Nothing changes until one day it does, and there's no going back. / Our best selves and our worst selves live in that moment there. / Sparring over who draws the new maps. / And though the lines may look the same, / everything depends on who wins that game.

Everywhere on earth / Every single soul, everyone there is, all together now. / And everyone alone all together on the precipice. / All that mattered then, all that matters now, / All that matters after the world shuts down. / All of it dissolved all together in the chrysalis. / Together in the chrysalis.

And now the impossible's happenin'. / A million knots that we were told can't be untied / Would always hold all unraveling. /And even while the heavens fall, / The fog's still wrapped around us all, / And when it's snuffed out every last star, / We'll see just who we are. / Just who we are.

All together now, all together now. / All together alone in the chrysalis. / We're all together now. / All together now, all together alone in the chrysalis. / We're all together now. / All together now, all together alone in the chrysalis. / All together now. / All together now, all together alone in the chrysalis

We're all together now. / All together now, all together alone in the chrysalis. / All together now. / All together now, all together alone in the chrysalis. / We're all together now. / All together now, all together alone in the chrysalis. / All together now. / We're all together alone