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Soyjak, also known as Soyak, (in Swedish) Soyjack (common misspelling), Sojak, Soijak (to avoid the soy filter on 4chan) Basedjak, (how "Soyjak" appears on 4chan due to the soy filter) Onionsjak, Keyedjak, Soyboy Wojak or simply 'Jak is a high quality, well drawn edit of the classic Wojak meme as a Soy Boy. His characteristic features are his glasses, scraggly beard, and usually wide open mouth. The wide-mouthed expression he often has is known as the "Soylent Grin", and usually indicates that he is happy.


Contents 1 Early life 2 Likes 3 Dislikes 4 First known appearance 5 Other Soyjak variants 6 As an art form 7 See also 8 Citations Early life Soyjak was born in San Francisco, California, in a polyamorous omnisexual household. Throughout his life, he always happily took whatever meds he was prescribed by Dr. Soyberg. He was fed processed, microwaved and frozen food with poor nutrition as a child, which is the reason he has fucked up hormones and is 5'1 (155 cm) in height today.

He still resides in California today, married to his wife, Megan - but only for the satisfaction of being able to watch his good friend, Tyrone Shaquan-Demichels fuck her 24/7. Together they had a mixed-race child named Malik Shaquan-Demichels whom Soyjak raises like a son of his own

Likes Nintendo Switch, and Nintendo in general Capeshit Meds BBC His good buddy and wife's personal bull, Tyrone Bugs Living in a sealed pod Wearing masks Thanos memes Soylent Jefre Cantu-Ledesma Biblically accurate angels The Science Fast food brands that support BLM Communism Reddit Twitter Breakfast For Dinner Whatever the image poster doesn't like Dislikes 4channel Chuds Bloodmouths Homemade meals Rural people (except asian soy farmers) Shaving Transphobia Toxic masculinity People with negative Reddit karma Jumpscares Capitalist evil, despite his worship of large enterainment corporations Science deniers Science questioners Whatever the image poster likes First known appearance Main article: Origin of soyjak

Soyjak in his most well-known form, the "classic soyjak variant", was first posted to /int/ by a Swede on December 30th, 2017.[1] (swedish win btw)


The "original" soyjak image. On September 1 2021, Soyjak historians on /qa/ unearthed bombshell evidence that called into question everything we know about the origin of Soyjak by discovering possible "first jak" candidates which pre-dated the timescale for the previously-accepted "Out of Swedish Win" theory.[2]

As of 2022, research into this topic is still ongoing.

Other Soyjak variants Markiplier Soyjak Soyjak Trio Schizo Hallucination Soyjak Impish Soyak Ears Eat The Bugs Soyjak Thoughjak As an art form Although the concept of soyjakkery is requently dismissed as strawmen arguments by the normalfag masses and criticized by the trannies, 'jakking and it's culture has been acknowledged by some chads and other spectators as a form of subversive commentary on modern human nature, as well as expressionist and sometimes (as the CIA will term it) surrealist art - in particular regard to its following and wide variety of images and their literary contexts produced as result.

See also List of Soyjak Templates Citations

https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/83655045/#83658861
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4970397/

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