User:Xnerkcd

Explain xkcd: It's 'cause you're dumb.
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Welcome

Hey, this is my page! I'm so glad you decided to waste precious moments of your life reading this when you could literally be doing anything else right now!

Things about me!!

  • I am a massive nerd (which I am told often, and I personally take it as a compliment in the highest regard). I just kind of like, understand math and science etc.
  • I am going to try to become an astronaut for either the ESA or NASA (I haven't decided which yet)
  • My real name is nice try! I'm not actually going to give away personal information on the Internet! I'm not 5 years old! You moron!
  • My mom is American, but met my dad online and moved to the UK and got married, so I have always had a bit of a struggle with cultural differences.
  • I love D&D! I am currently playing a Mastermind rogue named Elara Nightingale.
  • I'm Christian! I go to church regularly, and I love God. If you want to talk about my faith with me, or just Christianity in general, then I'd love to!

My favorites!

  • Favorite subject: Math, or Science, or 3D Design (or as I call it, 3DD)
  • Favorite color: #D2993D. It's hexagesimal, and you can just look it up yourself, like a normal person. Or, if you're too lazy, just click here, you absolute...lazy...person...that didn't land as well as I had thought it would.
  • Favorite videogame: Gah, I don't know. Maybe Marvel Rivals. Maybe Zelda Ocarina Of Time. Maybe Skyrim. Maybe Mario Bros. Maybe Minecraft. I don't know.
  • Favorite XKCD character: Black Hat. Easy.

Cool things I can do

  • Play piano (only a Grade 1, but I did get it with Distinction)
  • Write code (I can write Python fairly fluently-ish, HTML reasonably well, and I'm learning Lua for Pico-8. I can also use Scratch better than most, but that doesn't feel like proper coding to me)
  • Speak Spanish (Well, I do well in Spanish class. I also do my Duolingo. But I'm not fluent)
  • It's not a cool thing I can do yet, but I'm hoping to learn to do ham radio. My grandfather has one, and I want to learn.

Pet peeves

  • The phrase "pet peeves"

Things I hate

  • People using CAPSLOCK instead of shift. It's right there guys, and you end up pressing the same button twice for one letter. IF YOU'RE DOING A FULL SENTENCE THEN OF COURSE USE IT THAT'S WHAT IT'S FOR but otherwise just use shift. Come on.
  • People watching the Harry Potter MOVIES before the BOOKS! LUPIN DOESN'T HAVE A MUSTACHE MY DAYS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Updates!

  • (2025/04/13) I've made an updates subsection! Yay!
  • (2025/04/14) Watched the Minecraft movie earlier today! It was great! My first 3D movie ever!
  • (2025/04/15) I've just realized I can create new pages now! (if you're wondering, I asked someone else to make the page for me). It's a bit ironic that I didn't need to ask someone else and that I could have waited literally two days.
  • (2025/04/15) ALT-TEXT ALERT! ALT-TEXT ALERT! If you've seen the xkcd phone explanation, you may know that I am on a hunt for the longest alt-text in XKCD(please feel free to help me with this, really appreciated, thanks). AND I FOUND A LONGER ONE!!! 1311!