Editing User talk:BlackHat


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<3 [[User:BlackHat|BlackHat]] ([[User talk:BlackHat|talk]]) 05:50, 28 February 2021 (UTC)

How do you hack something I don't have?

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Hi <span style="background-image: -webkit-linear-gradient(left, grey, white); border-radius: 6px; font-family:cursive; color: blue;"><i><b>-[[User:Donthaveusername|Donthaveusername]]</b></i><sup>[[User talk:Donthaveusername|talk]]</sup></span>
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Why hello, Donthaveusername! [[User:BlackHat|BlackHat]] ([[User talk:BlackHat|talk]]) 23:08, 28 October 2020 (UTC)

Warning to future visitors to this page: Turn your phone to airplane mode. Trust me. --[[User:Char Latte49|Char Latte49]] ([[User talk:Char Latte49|talk]]) 17:06, 11 March 2021 (UTC)

:I believe you mean boat mode. [[User:Danish|Danish]] ([[User talk:Danish|talk]]) 17:10, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
::stapler mode! ka-'''CHUNK'''! --[[User:Char Latte49|Char Latte49]] ([[User talk:Char Latte49|talk]]) 18:16, 11 March 2021 (UTC)

Why are you yelling? Danish said she'd let you off the ceiling by the end of the year. --[[User:Char Latte49|Char Latte49]] ([[User talk:Char Latte49|talk]]) 18:28, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
:That is completely inaccurate! I said ''next'' year. [[User:Danish|Danish]] ([[User talk:Danish|talk]]) 18:30, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
::Don't worry, I can throw lug nuts up at you for food. [[User:Danish|Danish]] ([[User talk:Danish|talk]]) 18:31, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
:::They don't actually- *ow* taste- *oww* that bad *ow*. --[[User:Char Latte49|Char Latte49]] ([[User talk:Char Latte49|talk]]) 18:33, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
::::''steals them back'' [[User:Danish|Danish]] ([[User talk:Danish|talk]]) 18:36, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
:::::Should we feed him newspapers then? --[[User:Char Latte49|Char Latte49]] ([[User talk:Char Latte49|talk]]) 18:38, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
::::::Why d'ya think I stole them back? <!--to feed to him--> [[User:Danish|Danish]] ([[User talk:Danish|talk]]) 18:41, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
:::::::Although I'm not sure if he ''can'' eat them; I tried one yesterday and had to spit it out. <!--We could always give him cable soup--> --[[User:Char Latte49|Char Latte49]] ([[User talk:Char Latte49|talk]]) 18:45, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
::::::::Do you have any that isn't dependant on that one outlet? [[User:Danish|Danish]] ([[User talk:Danish|talk]]) 19:32, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
:::::::::Yes, but only chicken noodle. Beret's off on a [https://xkcd.com/1812/ business] trip to find out where Mr. Lin-Manuel Miranda went. --[[User:Char Latte49|Char Latte49]] ([[User talk:Char Latte49|talk]]) 19:34, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
::::::::::Okay, bring some over and we'll try it. [[User:Danish|Danish]] ([[User talk:Danish|talk]]) 20:08, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
:::::::::::Here! </s> File:SoupCable.jpg </s> Did you bring a cable with you? Any soup-compatible cables work. --[[User:Char Latte49|Char Latte49]] ([[User talk:Char Latte49|talk]]) 20:13, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
:::::::::::Oops. Could you install it for me? You can find it in [https://xkcd.com/1293/ here!]. I think they removed my installation permissions after I installed a few little things with my staple gun. Maybe [[User:BlackHat|Black Hat]]'s hat doesn't match the decor? --[[User:Char Latte49|Char Latte49]] ([[User talk:Char Latte49|talk]]) 20:22, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
:::::::::::I did it! [[File:job_interview_2x.png]] --[[User:Char Latte49|Char Latte49]] ([[User talk:Char Latte49|talk]]) 21:11, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
::::::::::::''sprays soup at my bf'' heh, thanks char [[User:Danish|Danish]] ([[User talk:Danish|talk]]) 21:24, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
:::::::::::::I ''almost'' forgot that you two are sociopaths for a second... --[[User:Char Latte49|Char Latte49]] ([[User talk:Char Latte49|talk]]) 21:34, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
::::::::::::::I sure wish there was a place outside of my talk page for you all to mess around. If only there were a secret xkcd chatroom, whose link is buried in the archives, in which you could participate... but no, I'm sure that's too fanciful. Hehe. [[User:BlackHat|BlackHat]] ([[User talk:BlackHat|talk]] 04:15, 13 March 2021 (UTC
::::::::::::::I'd be positively *euphoric* if you all were to drop by. Hehehe. [[User:BlackHat|BlackHat]] ([[User talk:BlackHat|talk]] 04:17, 13 March 2021 (UTC
:::::::::::::::Dammit I am ''not'' getting nerd-sniped by you)))) [[User:Danish|Danish]] ([[User talk:Danish|talk]]) 16:07, 13 March 2021 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::And I've ''read'' all the archives already, didn't find one except the IRC (nope) [[User:Danish|Danish]] ([[User talk:Danish|talk]]) 16:11, 13 March 2021 (UTC)
::::::::::::::::You've read through ''every'' word of ''every'' comic explanation? Impressive. [[User:BlackHat|BlackHat]] ([[User talk:BlackHat|talk]] 16:47, 13 March 2021 (UTC
:::::::::::::::::It is, isn't it?)) [[User:Danish|Danish]] ([[User talk:Danish|talk]]) 17:00, 13 March 2021 (UTC)
::::::::::::::::::There ''is'' a secret chatroom; I've seen it but haven't actually checked it out. <!--It's at the end of the Undocumented Feature discussion as a comment so isn't visible unless you go into the editor.--> On another note, I'm prone to nerd-sniping sometimes, but most of the time I don't catch it. --[[User:Char Latte49|Char Latte49]] ([[User talk:Char Latte49|talk]]) 18:07, 13 March 2021 (UTC)
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