User talk:BlackHat

You have been kicked in the face by a ball in accordance with the community standards for... no real reason. Feel free to revert this odd edit.

<3 BlackHat (talk) 05:50, 28 February 2021 (UTC)

Hi -Donthaveusername^talk

Why hello, Donthaveusername! BlackHat (talk) 23:08, 28 October 2020 (UTC)

Warning to future visitors to this page: Turn your phone to airplane mode. Trust me. --Char Latte49 (talk) 17:06, 11 March 2021 (UTC)

I believe you mean boat mode. Danish (talk) 17:10, 11 March 2021 (UTC)

stapler mode! ka-CHUNK! --Char Latte49 (talk) 18:16, 11 March 2021 (UTC)

Why are you yelling? Danish said she'd let you off the ceiling by the end of the year. --Char Latte49 (talk) 18:28, 11 March 2021 (UTC)

That is completely inaccurate! I said next year. Danish (talk) 18:30, 11 March 2021 (UTC)

Don't worry, I can throw lug nuts up at you for food. Danish (talk) 18:31, 11 March 2021 (UTC)

They don't actually- *ow* taste- *oww* that bad *ow*. --Char Latte49 (talk) 18:33, 11 March 2021 (UTC)

steals them back Danish (talk) 18:36, 11 March 2021 (UTC)

Should we feed him newspapers then? --Char Latte49 (talk) 18:38, 11 March 2021 (UTC)

Why d'ya think I stole them back? Danish (talk) 18:41, 11 March 2021 (UTC)

Although I'm not sure if he can eat them; I tried one yesterday and had to spit it out. --Char Latte49 (talk) 18:45, 11 March 2021 (UTC)

Do you have any that isn't dependant on that one outlet? Danish (talk) 19:32, 11 March 2021 (UTC)

Yes, but only chicken noodle. Beret's off on a business trip to find out where Mr. Lin-Manuel Miranda went. --Char Latte49 (talk) 19:34, 11 March 2021 (UTC)

Okay, bring some over and we'll try it. Danish (talk) 20:08, 11 March 2021 (UTC)

Here! </s>File:SoupCable.jpg</s> Did you bring a cable with you? Any soup-compatible cables work. --Char Latte49 (talk) 20:13, 11 March 2021 (UTC)

Oops. Could you install it for me? You can find it in here!. I think they removed my installation permissions after I installed a few little things with my staple gun. Maybe Black Hat's hat doesn't match the decor? --Char Latte49 (talk) 20:22, 11 March 2021 (UTC)

I did it! --Char Latte49 (talk) 21:11, 11 March 2021 (UTC)

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