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At the bottom of the [[xkcd]] comics beneath [[Randall|Randall's]] list of ''Comics I Enjoy'' there is a footnote written in a very tiny font, as to make it almost unreadable. There have been two footnotes displayed over the course of xkcd's history, with a gap of 22 days without any footnotes after the first footnote's removal.
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See [[Design of xkcd.com]].
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== Current footnote ==
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A new footnote was added either on [https://web.archive.org/web/20161004143542/http://xkcd.com/ October 4th] or on [https://web.archive.org/web/20161005090723/http://xkcd.com/ October 5th], 2016.
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As of October 2016 the footnote/tiny print at the bottom of xkcd.com pages reads:
 
As of October 2016 the footnote/tiny print at the bottom of xkcd.com pages reads:
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:xkcd.com is best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0 or below on a Pentium 3±1 emulated in Javascript on an Apple IIGS at a screen resolution of 1024x1. Please enable your ad blockers, disable high-heat drying, and remove your device from Airplane Mode and set it to Boat Mode. For security reasons, please leave caps lock on while browsing.
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It did not replace the [[#Original footnote|Original footnote]] as there had been a span of [[#Removal of original footnote|22 days without a footnote]] in between these two footnotes.
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The text gives questionable advice on how to view xkcd.com. Using a discontinued browser on an Apple computer released in 1986 with a screen resolution one pixel tall would be extremely difficult.
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;Netscape Navigator 4.0 or below
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:It is normal to specify browser and minimum version, as all later versions typically retain needed features from previous versions. Instead, the footnote claims that older versions are better (perhaps due to reliance on a bug fixed after version 4.0). No version of Netscape Navigator is currently maintained.
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;on a Pentium 3±1
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:Pentium was a brand of processors made by Intel. Instead of specifying a minimum processor generation (as in software system requirements), both a minimum and maximum are given. This syntax is often used for specifying tolerances, usually of a physical property (e.g. electrical resistance) - a tolerance range of "Pentium 3, plus or minus one" indicates anything older than Pentium 2 or newer than Pentium 4 is sub-optimal.
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;emulated in Javascript
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:Javascript is a programming language used on web pages. While it may be possible to write a Pentium emulator in Javascript, this would be a very strange choice.
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;on an Apple IIGS
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:The Apple IIGS was a computer made in the 1980's. Even the slowest Pentium computers are hundreds of times faster than the Apple IIGS. Combined with the inefficiencies of processor emulation, this would result in a painfully slow experience, if it worked at all.
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:The Apple IIGS was made before Internet connections were common, and there was probably no web Javascript-compatible browser for it, if any browser at all. There are now Ethernet cards available for the IIGS.
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;at a screen resolution of 1024x1.
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:If the dimensions given are in pixels, as they usually are, then the recommended display setting would only show one horizontal line. 1024 pixels is wider than the maximum supported display width of the Apple IIGS.
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;Please enable your ad blockers,
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:Many sites ask users to disable ad blockers, either so the owner can get ad revenue, or because blockers sometimes inadvertently block other parts of the page. But here it is recommended to enable the blockers, even though there would be nothing to block since xkcd does not have advertisements.
  
xkcd.com is best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0 or below on a Pentium 3±1 emulated
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;disable high-heat drying,
in Javascript on an Apple IIGS at a screen resolution of 1024x1. Please enable your ad blockers, disable high-heat drying,
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:This appears to be referring to clothes dryer heat settings, which are irrelevant to websites. Some clothing is damaged if dried with high heat.
and remove your device from Airplane Mode and set it to Boat Mode. For security reasons, please leave caps lock on while browsing.
 
  
The text gives questionable advice on how to view xkcd.com. Using a discontinued browser on an Apple computer released in 1986 with a obscure screen resolution there basially just is a horizonal line.
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;and remove your device from Airplane Mode and set it to Boat Mode.
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:Many portable devices, especially cell phones and tablets, have an "Airplane Mode," which disables the wireless radios to avoid potentially interfering with an aircraft's operation while flying. "Boat Mode" is fictional. (Though it might be nice to have a boat mode that turns the phone off if dropped, to reduce water damage, although this wouldn't help much, as the phone would probably never be found.)
  
:{| class="wikitable"
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;For security reasons, please leave caps lock on while browsing.
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:Having caps lock on would not improve security. It may reduce your security if it prevents you from using lower-case letters in passwords.
|Netscape Navigator 4.0 or below
 
|It is normal to specified browser and minimum version, as all later versions typically retain needed features from previous versions. Instead, the footnote claims that older versions are better (perhaps due to reliance on a bug fixed after version 4.0. No version of Netscape Navigator is currently maintained.
 
|-
 
|on a Pentium 3±1
 
|Pentium was a brand of processors made by Intel. Instead of specifying just a minimum or maximum version, both are specified, in a syntax more often used for specifying tolerances, usually of a physical property.
 
|-
 
|emulated in Javascript
 
|Javascript is a programming language used on web pages. While may be possible to write a Pentium emulator in Javascript, this would be an unusual and probably inefficient choice.
 
|-
 
|on an Apple IIGS
 
|The Apple IIGS was a computer made in the 1980's. Even the slower of Pentium computers are hundreds of times faster than the Apple IIGS. Combined with the inefficiencies of processor emulation, this would result in a painfully slow experience, if it worked at all.
 
The Apple IIGS was made before Internet connections were common, and there was probably no web Javascript-compatible browser for it, if any browser at all. Though there are now Ethernet cards available for the IIGS, and so probably a web browser.
 
|-
 
|at a screen resolution of 1024x1.
 
|If the dimensions given are in pixels, as they usually are, then the recommended display setting would only show one horizontal line. 1024 pixels is wider than the maximum supported display width of the Apple IIGS.
 
|-
 
|Please enable your ad blockers,
 
|Many sites ask users to disable ad blockers, either so the owner can get ad revenue, or because blockers sometimes inadvertently block other parts of the page.
 
|-
 
|disable high-heat drying,
 
|This appears to be referring to clothes dryer heat settings, which are irrelevant to websites. Some clothing is damaged if dried on with high heat.
 
|-
 
|and remove your device from Airplane Mode and set it to Boat Mode.
 
|Many portable devices, especially cell phones and tablets, have an "Airplane Mode," which disables the wireless radios to avoid potentially interfering with an aircraft's operation while flying in it. "Boat Mode" is fictional. (Though it might be nice to have a boat mode that turns the phone off if dropped, to reduce water damage.)
 
|-
 
|For security reasons, please leave caps lock on while browsing.
 
|Having caps lock on would not improve security. It may reduce your security if it prevents you from using lower-case letters in passwords.
 
|}
 
  
This footnote was added October 4th or 5th, 2016 [https://web.archive.org/web/20161005090723/http://xkcd.com/].
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== Original footnote ==
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Previously the footnote was (the earliest webarchive with it is from [https://web.archive.org/web/20070503171452/http://xkcd.com/ May 2007]):
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:BTC 1FhCLQK2ZXtCUQDtG98p6fVH7S6mxAsEey
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:We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves.
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:The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus.
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:This is not the algorithm. This is close.
  
== Old footnote ==
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Relevant info/links:
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*[[BTC]] means {{w|bitcoin}}. The string of alphanumeric characters is his bitcoin address.
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**[https://blockchain.info/address/1FhCLQK2ZXtCUQDtG98p6fVH7S6mxAsEey 1FhCLQK2ZXtCUQDtG98p6fVH7S6mxAsEey]
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*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrisnoessel/455335731/ The algorithm killed Jeeves].
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*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/omargutierrez/444552272/ The algorithm is banned in China].
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*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/19873723@N00/451996056/ The algorithm is from Jersey].
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*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/thejof/453596732/ The algorithm constantly finds Jesus].
  
Previously the footnote was:
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It was added by Randall in April 2007, according to his [http://blog.xkcd.com/2007/04/19/billboards/ April 19th, 2007] [[Blag]] post as a response to [http://web.archive.org/web/20070601192105/http://valleywag.com/tech/mystery-billboards/asks-advertising-campaign-249274.php random billboards] appearing in the New York, Los Angeles and San Francisco areas. It turned out these were a viral marketing campaign by the ask(jeeves) search engine to drive publicity around their new search algorithm.  The campaign is long over, but Randall kept the text there (apparently) as a self referential advertising campaign.  Specifically, people who find the small text will use a search engine to see what it means and the search engine will likely lead them back to [[xkcd]] — where they saw the text initially.
  
BTC [https://blockchain.info/address/1FhCLQK2ZXtCUQDtG98p6fVH7S6mxAsEey 1FhCLQK2ZXtCUQDtG98p6fVH7S6mxAsEey]
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=== Removal of original footnote ===
We did not invent the algorithm.
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The entire old footnote was removed on September 12th, 2016 as was the [[xkcd warning]] above it. The [https://web.archive.org/web/20160912181546/https://xkcd.com/ last day these were on the page] was September 12th, 2016 when [[1732: Earth Temperature Timeline]] was released.
The algorithm consistently finds Jesus.
 
[http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrisnoessel/455335731/ The algorithm killed Jeeves. ]
 
[http://www.flickr.com/photos/omargutierrez/444552272/ The algorithm is banned in China.]
 
[http://www.flickr.com/photos/19873723@N00/451996056/ The algorithm is from Jersey.]
 
[http://www.flickr.com/photos/thejof/453596732/ The algorithm constantly finds Jesus.]
 
  
And the following one added by Randall:
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It was maybe due to the [[1732#Popularity_of_comic|popularity of the comic]] that this footnote
This is not the algorithm. This is close.
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was removed along with the warning to not scare new fans away.
  
It was added by [[Randall]] in April 2007, according to his [http://blog.xkcd.com/2007/04/19/billboards/ Blog] as a response to [http://web.archive.org/web/20070601192105/http://valleywag.com/tech/mystery-billboards/asks-advertising-campaign-249274.php random billboards] appearing in the New York, Los Angeles and San Francisco areas. It turned out these were a viral marketing campaign by the ask(jeeves) search engine to drive publicity around their new search algorithm.  The campaign is long over, but Randall kept the text there (apparently) as a self referential advertising campaign.  Specifically, people who find the small text will use a search engine to see what it means and the search engine will likely lead them back to [[xkcd]] — where they saw the text initially.
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Four hours later that day the page [https://web.archive.org/web/20160912204204/http://xkcd.com/ looked like this] with no footnote or warning.
  
[[BTC]] means {{w|bitcoin}}. The string of alphanumeric characters is his bitcoin address.
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There was then a span from the 12th September until the 5th of October where there where no footnote, before the [[#Current footnote|Current footnote]] was added.
  
It was removed on September 9th, 2016 [https://web.archive.org/web/20160912204204/http://xkcd.com/].
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== No footnote ==
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Before the [[#Original footnote|Original footnote]] was printed there was no footnote at least [https://web.archive.org/web/20070406183323/http://xkcd.com/# until April of 2007].
  
 
[[Category:Meta]]
 
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Revision as of 22:52, 27 January 2020


At the bottom of the xkcd comics beneath Randall's list of Comics I Enjoy there is a footnote written in a very tiny font, as to make it almost unreadable. There have been two footnotes displayed over the course of xkcd's history, with a gap of 22 days without any footnotes after the first footnote's removal.

See Design of xkcd.com.

Current footnote

A new footnote was added either on October 4th or on October 5th, 2016.

As of October 2016 the footnote/tiny print at the bottom of xkcd.com pages reads:

xkcd.com is best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0 or below on a Pentium 3±1 emulated in Javascript on an Apple IIGS at a screen resolution of 1024x1. Please enable your ad blockers, disable high-heat drying, and remove your device from Airplane Mode and set it to Boat Mode. For security reasons, please leave caps lock on while browsing.

It did not replace the Original footnote as there had been a span of 22 days without a footnote in between these two footnotes.

The text gives questionable advice on how to view xkcd.com. Using a discontinued browser on an Apple computer released in 1986 with a screen resolution one pixel tall would be extremely difficult.

Netscape Navigator 4.0 or below
It is normal to specify browser and minimum version, as all later versions typically retain needed features from previous versions. Instead, the footnote claims that older versions are better (perhaps due to reliance on a bug fixed after version 4.0). No version of Netscape Navigator is currently maintained.
on a Pentium 3±1
Pentium was a brand of processors made by Intel. Instead of specifying a minimum processor generation (as in software system requirements), both a minimum and maximum are given. This syntax is often used for specifying tolerances, usually of a physical property (e.g. electrical resistance) - a tolerance range of "Pentium 3, plus or minus one" indicates anything older than Pentium 2 or newer than Pentium 4 is sub-optimal.
emulated in Javascript
Javascript is a programming language used on web pages. While it may be possible to write a Pentium emulator in Javascript, this would be a very strange choice.
on an Apple IIGS
The Apple IIGS was a computer made in the 1980's. Even the slowest Pentium computers are hundreds of times faster than the Apple IIGS. Combined with the inefficiencies of processor emulation, this would result in a painfully slow experience, if it worked at all.
The Apple IIGS was made before Internet connections were common, and there was probably no web Javascript-compatible browser for it, if any browser at all. There are now Ethernet cards available for the IIGS.
at a screen resolution of 1024x1.
If the dimensions given are in pixels, as they usually are, then the recommended display setting would only show one horizontal line. 1024 pixels is wider than the maximum supported display width of the Apple IIGS.
Please enable your ad blockers,
Many sites ask users to disable ad blockers, either so the owner can get ad revenue, or because blockers sometimes inadvertently block other parts of the page. But here it is recommended to enable the blockers, even though there would be nothing to block since xkcd does not have advertisements.
disable high-heat drying,
This appears to be referring to clothes dryer heat settings, which are irrelevant to websites. Some clothing is damaged if dried with high heat.
and remove your device from Airplane Mode and set it to Boat Mode.
Many portable devices, especially cell phones and tablets, have an "Airplane Mode," which disables the wireless radios to avoid potentially interfering with an aircraft's operation while flying. "Boat Mode" is fictional. (Though it might be nice to have a boat mode that turns the phone off if dropped, to reduce water damage, although this wouldn't help much, as the phone would probably never be found.)
For security reasons, please leave caps lock on while browsing.
Having caps lock on would not improve security. It may reduce your security if it prevents you from using lower-case letters in passwords.

Original footnote

Previously the footnote was (the earliest webarchive with it is from May 2007):

BTC 1FhCLQK2ZXtCUQDtG98p6fVH7S6mxAsEey
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves.
The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus.
This is not the algorithm. This is close.

Relevant info/links:

It was added by Randall in April 2007, according to his April 19th, 2007 Blag post as a response to random billboards appearing in the New York, Los Angeles and San Francisco areas. It turned out these were a viral marketing campaign by the ask(jeeves) search engine to drive publicity around their new search algorithm. The campaign is long over, but Randall kept the text there (apparently) as a self referential advertising campaign. Specifically, people who find the small text will use a search engine to see what it means and the search engine will likely lead them back to xkcd — where they saw the text initially.

Removal of original footnote

The entire old footnote was removed on September 12th, 2016 as was the xkcd warning above it. The last day these were on the page was September 12th, 2016 when 1732: Earth Temperature Timeline was released.

It was maybe due to the popularity of the comic that this footnote was removed along with the warning to not scare new fans away.

Four hours later that day the page looked like this with no footnote or warning.

There was then a span from the 12th September until the 5th of October where there where no footnote, before the Current footnote was added.

No footnote

Before the Original footnote was printed there was no footnote at least until April of 2007.