546: Music DRM
Title text: Just yesterday I bought my first non-DRM'd songs (The Last Vegas, in keeping with my 'I only listen to things from Guitar Hero' theme).
Here, Cueball is commenting in a comment thread that he authored about the negative traits of DRM, or again, Digital Rights Management (also known under 'Digital Restrictions Management'). Cueball has a point: DRM, while meant to fight those who download media through 'dungeon sketchy' maneuvers, risks locking out legitimate owners. In turn, this turns off legitimate buyers from buying the songs, thus hurting artists.
Of course, this would be true if the major stores sell music with DRM. Megan, wanting Cueball to make peace and enjoy his goal, makes the following choice quote: 'Close the comment thread, get out the debit card, buy us some music, and let's rock the fuck out.'
The problem is that fighting feels good, something that does not usually require money from the participants.
- [Interior, Cueball sits at his computer typing, Megan enters.]
- Cueball [typing]: ...and that's why music DRM is bad for listeners and artists!
- Megan [off-panel]: What are you doing?
- Megan: In case you didn't notice, we won the music DRM war. The big stores are DRM free.
- Megan: So close the comment thread, get out the debit card, buy us some music, and let's rock the fuck out.
- Cueball: But I don't actually like music, I just like being self-righteous on the web.
- Megan: Lucky for you, that will always be free.