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Emoji Sports
No horse has yet managed the elusive Quadruple Crownโ€”winning the Kentucky Derby, the Preakness, the Belmont Stakes, and the Missouri Horse Hole.
Title text: No horse has yet managed the elusive Quadruple Crownโ€”winning the Kentucky Derby, the Preakness, the Belmont Stakes, and the Missouri Horse Hole.

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Emoji Sport Description
๐Ÿคฝ๐ŸŒ‹ Lavaball Throwing a ball into the an active volcano would quickly end the game
๐Ÿคพโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคบ Bladeball Would also lead to the quick destruction of the ball
๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒโšฝ Fancyball It would be difficult to kick a giant football while wearing high heels (though possible with a normal sized one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GykP0XsLIA)
๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡ Horse hole Horses might not cooperate or be serious injured when raced into a large hole. Not to be confused with horse golf, which is one way of describing polo.
๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ€โ›๏ธ Basketball Shredding Another sport which would be destructive on the equipment
๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿ”ญ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ Eggspotting A popular sport on Pinterest
โ›ท๏ธ๐ŸŠ Alligator Jumping Fast paced and popular spectator sport but limited season when both snow and alligators are readily available. This is actually a crocodile emoji. Not to be confused with "jumping the shark".
๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐ŸŽฃ๐Ÿงœโ€โ™‚๏ธ Merfishing
๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ‘ฉ Tinkerball Playing badminton with a fairy, named after Tinker Bell
๐ŸฅŒ๐Ÿฆ”๐ŸฅŒ Hedgehog Curling Hedgehogs are generally perfectly capable of curling without assistance (although they may get stuck on the ice)
๐Ÿ—œ๏ธ๐Ÿ” Burger Clamping
๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿน๐Ÿ›ฐ๏ธ Consequence archery Archery on a space station would lead to the decompression of the space station, and necessitate the evacuation of the astronauts aboard.
๐Ÿฆ‰โžก๏ธ๐Ÿ“ฌ Owlstuffing Although the flag is up, the mailbox seems to be missing mail. Possible reference to Harry Potter owls carrying mails.
๐Ÿด๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ๐Ÿด Candle Eating
โ›ณ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐ŸŒ๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ Consequence Golf Rather than rewarding hole-in-ones, heavily punishes their absence. Also, would seriously damage the golf course.
๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘ˆ Snake Shaming A Judeo-Christian ritual; reminding serpents that their legless nature is an act of divine shaming.
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿง—โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ Hell Escape
๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿฅ‘๐ŸŽฎ Multiplayer Avocado May lead to guacamole. Very different from the adult version, multiplayer eggplant.

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