Editing 1350: Lorenz/Transcript

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'''Knit Cap''':<br>[Typing on the laptop and thinking.]<br>([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:be7a3304-b685-11e3-8001-94de80a03a29 Permalink])
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===Refresh Branch===
   <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Refresh... No new email... Refresh... No new tweets... Refresh... ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:6479d184-b9a0-11e3-b947-94de80a03a39 Permalink])
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====So you're still refusing to use Facebook?====
               <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:dcfb0896-b9bc-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[A green dinosaur appears]
'''Dinosaur''':
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=====I will not submit to peer pressure... Wait I should tweet that, hold on.=====
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:[Zooming in on the dinosaur's head]
'''Dinosaur''':
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======Or should I MySpace this?======
                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:3b4e57de-ba1e-11e3-8019-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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======Tweet. Ironic, because I am in fact a bird. Or is it the other way around?======
                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:15cd0206-ba07-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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======Wait a second. I don't have a phone!======
                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:f0681688-b9f5-11e3-800f-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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======I can't reach the 3 key and the Shift key at the same time.======
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=====I can only stand so many motivational and cat pics, man!=====
                     <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:4d167904-b9cb-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Zooming in on the dinosaur's head]
'''Dinosaur''':
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======Go analog, dog======
                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:0ef55296-b9e2-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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======Memes are becoming memes themselves======
                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:039574c2-ba22-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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======And judging from their profile pictures, Facebook causes the newly married to turn into infants======
                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:b51e0bdc-ba0e-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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======They make me so hungry.======
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=====That's right, kids! Now you can have your very own Facebook page!=====
                     <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:413e685c-b9e0-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Zooming in on the dinosaur's head]
'''Dinosaur''':
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======Narcissism has never been this easy! Back in my day, we had to maually brag about every minor event in our life all over town!======
                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:7c9012e2-b9f5-11e3-800c-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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======It makes all your in-person social interactions more awkward!======
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======Become a retro hipster before everyone else by adopting the most mainstream fad!======
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======Now let's take this crossover to the next level!======
                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:a18985fa-ba28-11e3-8025-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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=====I am Facebooksaurus!=====
                     <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d8fb1a84-b9d4-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Zooming in on the dinosaur's head]
'''Dinosaur''':
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======I will swallow your personal data!======
                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:fe72267a-ba21-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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======...of genus ''Socialnetworkus''.======
                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:f70fae72-b9f2-11e3-800a-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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======I fear the existential ambiguity of irreconcilable proclivities in prepetuity!======
                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:75cba2a0-b9f0-11e3-8009-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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======And I am two social outlets from being a hipster.======
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====Wanna build a snowman?====
               <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:63eb16be-b9b0-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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====Hey. I hear Godot is in town. Wanna try to meet him?====
               <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:b7d6a9ac-b9a4-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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====Did you get my e-mail yet?====
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*I'm working on this branch at the moment (may 2014) [[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 18:29, 1 May 2014 (UTC)
:[They leave] 
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=====Yeah, I'm thinking Thai for lunch=====
                        <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:fbc8365e-b9c1-11e3-800a-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[The two characters walks out of the building - continue - Hairy looks into a hole in the ground] 
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======Has this hole always been here?======
                      <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:84f421de-b9dd-11e3-8012-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Same image again] 
'''Hairy''':
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                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I think I see lizard people
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:[The two characters start arguing] 
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy:''' (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.)
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                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Because I'm not sure it's entirely safe.
                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:082fd1ee-b9ff-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They walk on] 
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                             <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Nothing ever is 
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:[Same image again] 
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-04-22.)
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                             <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Russia is invading countries. North Korea is testing nukes… And you're  worried about a small hole? 
                               <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:538c61ce-ba41-11e3-8035-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[The two characters start arguing] 
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.)
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======I don't know if actually going to Thailand is necessary…======
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:[The two characters start arguing] 
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.)
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======Is it common for Thai businesses to have rooftop access?======
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:[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] '''Knit Cap''':
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                            <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Yeah. Except over there, it's floor access, since everything is upside-down 
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:3289a092-b9fe-11e3-8016-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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                            <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Did you know the little prince lives just over there? 
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:c4058e30-b9fb-11e3-8016-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
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                            <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You don't get out a lot do you? 
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:b563ad3c-b9e0-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
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                            <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You've never been to Thailand, have you? 
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:c29088ca-ba28-11e3-8026-002590d77bdd Permalink]) 
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
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======There's a small crack in the pavement======
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:[Knit Cap thinks] 
'''Knit Cap''':    
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                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Didn't he get my e-mail about parkour? 
                          <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:c85963b2-ba28-11e3-8026-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[The two characters start arguing] 
'''Knit Cap''':                   
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                             <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Why didn't you tuck roll over that cravass? 
                              <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d260fb42-bcbf-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
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                             <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">How did you not notice until we were up on the roof? 
                              <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d266a600-bcbf-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
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                             <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You were supposed to do a double rebound off the small crack!
                              <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d27d2542-bcbf-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
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                             <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I picked this route because of the cracks in the pavement. 
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'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
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=====The one with the cats of the one about geocaching in the Pentagon?=====
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:[The two characters walks out of the building - continue - They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] 
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======I hope it's open. Otherwise we'll just have to resort to those cat videos.======
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'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
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======Either way we're getting on a watch-list.======
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'''Hairy''':
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I have the funny feeling that you've been on one for some time. 
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:abc7dece-bbb1-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Feeling that you've been on one for some time. '' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's.
:[Knit Cap thinks]	
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Glad I brought the good GPS. …And a taser. 
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:[The two characters start arguing]
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Everyone knows that stuff is fake. Snopes proved it. 
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:[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I'm already on six. Two more and I get cake and a swat team sent to my house
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:aa91d636-bbb1-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Cake and a swat team sent to my house'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's.
:[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.)
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======So are we really doing this?======
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:991468c4-b9ef-11e3-8006-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''':
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I'm not sure. How good are you rappelling skills? 
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:cfed42f6-bbdb-11e3-8034-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] 
'''Narrator''':
:A wild Pikachu appeared! 
:Enemy Pikachu used "ink cloud"!
:It's not very effective …
:Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Yes. There are cats in that geocache. Damnit. 
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:cffac188-bbdb-11e3-8034-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] 
'''Narrator''':
:A wild Pikachu appeared! 
:Enemy Pikachu used "Graph Theory"!
:It's not very effective …
:Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Sure. We spent almost all the bitcoins we got on kickstarter for this. It better work 
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d048fa10-bbdb-11e3-8034-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Kickstarter for this. It better work '' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's.
:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] 
'''Narrator''':
:A wild Pikachu appeared! 
:Enemy Pikachu used "theft"!
:It's not very effective …
:Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">How else can we say that we pentagulated the location of something? 
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:cf63988a-bbdb-11e3-8034-002590d77bdd Permalink]) ]) - only ''Pentagulated the location of something?'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's.
:[Hairy looks into a hole in the ground ] 
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
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======I don't care what anyone says- Donuts are not a valid breakfast choice.======
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:7aa972a6-b9ec-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
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=====Yes. You didn't see me reply burned into the lawn?=====
                        <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ee80425e-b9d3-11e3-8007-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[The two characters walks out of the building - continue - They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] 
'''Knit Cap''':
       <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
            <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
======See? It’s right there!======
                      <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ee80425e-b9d3-11e3-8007-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You’ve been hanging out with the man in the black hat again, haven’t you? 
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:7d500e40-bbc0-11e3-8020-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''the man in the black hat again, haven’t you?'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's.
:[They walk on both speaking] 
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)<br>'''Knit Cap''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-01.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Guess Google Maps hasn’t updated. 
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:7c8ba71c-bbc0-11e3-8020-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] 
'''Narrator''':
:A wild Pikachu appeared! 
:Enemy Pikachu used "Graph Theory"!
:It's not very effective …
:Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Huh. My cellphone should have buzzed.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:7d2f2734-bbc0-11e3-8020-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] 
'''Narrator''':
:A wild Pikachu appeared! 
:Enemy Pikachu used "Radicality"!
:It's not very effective …
:Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">…Really? Just 'K' ? That seems like a lot of effort. 
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:7d420c96-bbc0-11e3-8020-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They walk under a tree]	
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
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======So I guess we’re married now?======
                      <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:e8e2da88-ba04-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
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            <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
======Maybe my font size was too big.======
                      <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:a9c3e128-b9f3-11e3-800a-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
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======It took a lot of gasoline======
                      <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:455c4776-ba1f-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy:''' 
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I’m both impressed and terrified. 
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:2efaab9e-bbd7-11e3-8030-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[The two characters start arguing] 
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You realize my email was about the environment 
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:2f0612e0-bbd7-11e3-8030-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] '''Narrator''':
:A wild Pikachu appeared! 
:Enemy Pikachu used "Abandonment"!
:It's not very effective …
:Suggest a line... (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">When did you do this? You’ve been inside last week.  
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:2f1e2826-bbd7-11e3-8030-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''This? You’ve been inside last week.'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's.
:[The two characters start arguing] 
:'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line...
:'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">How many cars did you empty of fuel? 
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:2e75e7c4-bbd7-11e3-8030-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They walk under a tree] 
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
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=====Gmail must be down. Let's check it out.=====
              <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:2b014942-b9d6-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[The two characters walks out of the building - continue - Hairy looks into a hole in the ground] 
'''Hairy''': 
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
======It’s that hell’s light?======
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f542036c-b9d7-11e3-800b-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[The two characters walks on] 
'''Knit Cap''': 
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Why else would there be a gaping hole in the ground? 
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:643da0ac-ba3f-11e3-8035-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[The two characters start arguing]	
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… <br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Nope. Just Carl Gustav Horn talking about evangelion till his audience spontaneously combsted.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:dd14dd54-ba28-11e3-8028-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] 
'''Narrator''':
:A wild Pikachu appeared! 
:Enemy Pikachu used "Ethylene dichloride"!
:It's not very effective …
:Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I hope not. Disco parties would be the last temptation Satan needs to use to win.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f84bdea6-b9ec-11e3-8003-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] 
'''Knit Cap''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I thought Gmail was around the corner. 
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:44627a70-ba42-11e3-8036-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">How long are you willing to keep walking for? 
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:5eabdb2c-b9f4-11e3-800c-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">How long until the internet’s working again? 
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:44627a70-ba42-11e3-8036-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">If nothing else this proves the time dilation effects don’t  matter 
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:b1d644da-ba40-11e3-8035-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Nah, just the google internships ghetto. 
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:cf1a2d44-ba28-11e3-8027-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Hairy again looks into a hole in the ground ] 
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
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======I wonder what’s down there======
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:8b99279c-b9e1-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Same image again] 
'''Hairy''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Remember that chain email about the hole to hell in Russia?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:0c3e5c5e-ba42-11e3-8036-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[The two characters start arguing]	
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… <br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Hey, you, what is down there? 
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:aa91183e-ba05-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[The two characters walks on] 
'''Knit Cap''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Satan doesn’t like to be called "you".  He prefers "you bastard" or "you devil".  
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f831ca90-bc56-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They walk under a tree]	
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Ever heard the phrase curiosity killed the cat?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f8152f52-bc56-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Same image again]	
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Would you be more or less afraid is someone had responded?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content"> ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f80549ac-bc56-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink]) 
:[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]	
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… <br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">No wonder Gmail is down, someone cut their fiber! 
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f87d55a0-bc56-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]	
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… <br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Want to take a look?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:b8cb58de-ba04-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink]) 
:[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] 
'''Knit Cap''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I bet it’s just an outlet from the city of Ember 
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:4d795a74-ba20-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
</div>
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">When they talk about the singularity, I dion’t think they mean google servers undergoing gravitational collapse! 
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:d5033e5c-bbd7-11e3-8030-002590d77bdd Permalink] )
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Jules Vernes probably already discovered all the interesting stiff anyway
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:d549ce3a-bbd7-11e3-8030-002590d77bdd Permalink] )
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">That sounds dangerous, but I’m feeling sort of risk-takey right now.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:d41d5cc0-bbd7-11e3-8030-002590d77bdd Permalink]) 
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I think I can see my house from here 
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:662ca9c2-ba2a-11e3-802d-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They walk on]
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
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======Isn’t that Sergey Brin down there?======
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:4830f04e-b9ef-11e3-8003-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[The two characters start arguing] 
'''Knit Cap''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You didn’t feed him this week?!
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:86bdcbfa-ba41-11e3-8035-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
</div>
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Google was inside us all along 
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:c9c3dc78-ba41-11e3-8036-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
</div>
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Where’s his wife???
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:b2ab58e0-ba41-11e3-8035-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Suggest a line…
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======How long do you think he’ll keep digging?======
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:1ccf1ff8-b9e4-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] 
'''Knit Cap''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">With a name like Doug, it’s impossible to say 
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:3188ec4a-ba06-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy:'''
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">"Doug" is not impossible to say I just did
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:7b539f64-bbd7-11e3-8030-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] 
'''Narrator''':
:A wild Pikachu appeared! 
:Enemy Pikachu used "Anguish"!
:It's not very effective …
:Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Pre-nominative destination is a cruel thing. 
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:7b1b0d70-bbd7-11e3-8030-002590d77bdd Permalink]) 
:[The two characters start arguing] 
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Double impossible if he owns a Buick.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:7bf35392-bbd7-11e3-8030-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Hairy again looks into a hole in the ground]
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
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</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Suggest a line… 
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Sometimes no answer is the answer 
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:c5d294b4-ba06-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">He’ll keep digging as long as I keep dropping sandwiches on him 
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:a6e518c0-ba00-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Do you think he’s lonely? 
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:edce5fd2-ba1c-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
</div>
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====You know. Your car's on fire.====
               <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:1a3242da-b9c0-11e3-8006-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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===Stupid Tiles Branch===
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These stupid tiles... I'll just play one more game.
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:79f036ac-b9a0-11e3-9003-94de80a03a39 Permalink])
      <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Hairy visits Knit Cap.]<br>'''Hairy''':
         <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
            <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
====There's something weird out on the lawn.====
               <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:4af4a25a-b9a7-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They leave]
'''Knit Cap''':
                  <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                     <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
=====This is an apartment. We don't have a lawn.=====
This branch was complete as of 2014-05-30.
                        <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:c53d02f6-b9bf-11e3-8005-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[The two characters walks out of the building - continue - Hairy looks into a hole in the ground]
'''Hairy''':
                           <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
======OK, two weird things.======
                                 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:c390aeda-ba1e-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Same image again]
'''Hairy''':
                                    <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Who tiled the moat?
                                          <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:30be5afc-ba42-11e3-8036-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Same image again]	
'''Hairy''':

<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">

<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Seems costly
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:d8e964d2-baa2-11e3-8015-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They walk on both speaking]
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-28).
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">And aren't those all primes?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:d8e5d178-baa2-11e3-8015-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-28.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Was it that guy with a hat again?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:4c33f8ec-baaf-11e3-801f-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They walk on both speaking]
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-28).
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">And how can you float in the air like this?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:a23d76b4-baaf-11e3-8020-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[The two characters start arguing] 
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy:''' (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-28.)

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                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Maybe three.
                                          <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:0f104356-baa2-11e3-8011-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They walk under a tree]	
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-28.)
</div>
                                       </div>
                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I think I see cats down there
                                          <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:15ae5666-ba99-11e3-800a-002590d77bdd Permalink])

:[Same image again]	
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-28.)
</div>
                                       </div>
                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">On an unrelated note: Don't look down the hole.
                                          <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ae1cd13a-ba93-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They walk on both speaking]
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-28).
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======I can see a creeper down there======
                                 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:614f1684-ba29-11e3-802c-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
'''Knit Cap''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">

<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">These videogames are really encroaching on my life.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:e707102e-bab5-11e3-802a-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
</div>
</div>

<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Damn Griefers
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:27650fcc-ba43-11e3-8036-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
</div>
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">So this is what the outside world is like.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:c4ee8842-ba96-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
</div>
</div>

<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Good source of gunpowder
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:02f3c380-baa3-11e3-8015-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
</div>
</div>

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                              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">

======Is this 1-1 from Mario?======
                                 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:dbe1fd42-b9d1-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink])
::[They walk under a tree]
'''Hairy''':
                                    <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Why does that tree looks fake?
                                          <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:63201764-b9f8-11e3-8014-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Continues three images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] 
'''Narrator''':
:A wild Pikachu appeared! 
:Enemy Pikachu used "Theft"!
:It's not very effective ...
:[One more picture but this time the Pokémon speaks]
:'''Pikachu''': Um...
:'''Narrator''': ...
:[Hairy and Knit Cap stands in front of the Pokémon in tall grass]:
'''Pikachu''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">

<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Do you come here often?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:fb4ca4ec-baae-11e3-801f-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Hairy and Knit Cap walks past the Pokémon]:
'''Pikachu''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
</div>
</div>

<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I wish I was president of France
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:5253265c-ba92-11e3-8005-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Hairy and Knit Cap walks past the Pokémon]:
'''Pikachu''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:708aacc2-baaf-11e3-801f-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Moment to hear about our lord and savior?'' can be seen in the image.
:[Hairy and Knit Cap walks past the Pokémon]:
'''Pikachu''': 
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">

<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">He shall vanquish us all from this slavery!
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:c65d5358-bae5-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Hairy and Knit Cap walks out of the tall grass - continue - They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] 
'''Knit Cap:'''
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">

<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I thought Peta was going to liberate the Pokémon?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:aea4e0ee-bbaf-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
</div>
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I just don't feel like I believe in the Helix fossil anymore
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:aeacd4de-bbaf-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
</div>
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Do you really think we're all slaves?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ae59b1be-bbaf-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
</div>
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">God either does not exist, or he's got a lot of explaining to do.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ae542e56-bbaf-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
</div>
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Your GO or your HP!
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:524e5c08-ba92-11e3-8005-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Hairy and Knit Cap walks past the Pokémon]:
'''Pikachu''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
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                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Actually, it's the final castle. Grab your Fire Flower!
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:30ece2ee-ba2b-11e3-8031-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Same image again]
'''Hairy''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">

<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">OK sorry bad joke
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d5813986-badf-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They walk on]
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
</div>
</div>

<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">This is what I spent my childhood preparing for!
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:64303318-ba94-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Spent my childhood preparing for!'' can be seen in the image.
:[Same image again]
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
</div>
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Are you coming onto me?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d5468336-badf-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They walk on both speaking]	
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>
'''Knit Cap''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-30.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Or at least I think it's the final one. Seriously, if Peach isn't here I'm going to be pissed.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d3fd0dcc-bae6-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])  - only ''Peach isn't here I'm going to be pissed.'' can be seen in the image.
:[Hairy looks into a hole in the ground ] Hairy: 
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
</div>
</div>

<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
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                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">It's over this way.
                                          <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:03925256-ba22-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They walk on]
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)

</div>
                                       </div>
                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I've never been this far before!
                                          <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:aea948da-b9fe-11e3-8016-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They walk on both speaking]	
'''Hairy''': 
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">

<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Are you going insane again?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:c7bede60-ba0e-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
</div>
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">We should order pizza after this.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:1c91b11e-bab0-11e3-8027-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
</div>
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You haven't said anything in a while...
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:3be982b0-badf-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
</div>
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Going?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:3d5058fa-baa7-11e3-801e-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
</div>
</div>

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                              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">

======Where'd the bridge go?======
                                 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:b9018344-b9c0-11e3-8007-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They walk under a tree] 
'''Hairy''':

<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">

<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Did you lose your hover boots again?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:09932224-ba05-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Same image again]
'''Hairy''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">

<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Guess we're walking
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:a1d8f278-baa2-11e3-8015-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[The two characters start arguing]
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… <br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-30.)
</div>
</div>

<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Suggest a line…
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Didn't we chop this tree down to make the bridge?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:2a56828a-b9f1-11e3-8009-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Same image again]
'''Hairy''':

<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">

<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Or perhaps that was an alternate reality?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:fa4a0bce-ba28-11e3-802a-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Knit Cap thinks] 
'''Knit Cap''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">

<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">No...
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:8fdae59a-baed-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They walk on both speaking]
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-30).

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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I think I'm stuck in the matrix again.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:75c18b38-bae7-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] 
'''Narrator''':
:A wild Pikachu appeared! 
:Enemy Pikachu used "ink cloud"!
:It's not very effective …
:Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
</div>
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Suggest a line…
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Where are you taking me?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:5159e402-bae7-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[The two characters start arguing]
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… <br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-30.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Or maybe we have, and I'm remembering something that happened in the future?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:742be338-baf9-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Something that happened in the future?'' can be seen in the image.
:[They walk on]
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I just figured out how to get to 2048. Quick! We need ducks!
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:5c3da74e-b9ef-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink])  - only ''How to get to 2048. Quick! We need ducks!'' can be seen in the image.
:[They walk on]
'''Knit Cap''':
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Did you notice the top of that last thing you said got kind of cut off?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:7e5493f0-ba4f-11e3-8037-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Same image again]
'''Knit Cap''':
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You should really keep your comment to 140 characters or fewer
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:a0fb90c2-baf2-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Knit Cap thinks] 
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Is that tree following us?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:31935bf6-b9d6-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They walk on]
'''Knit Cap''':
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Hey, slow down!
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:5bb63f6e-ba1e-11e3-8019-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They walk on both speaking]
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-30).
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Its OK. I've got a blowtorch if it gets any ideas
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:[The two characters start arguing] 
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy:''' (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-30.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">No, it's just caught in your magnetic field.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:6f66aaba-ba20-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Continues three images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] 
'''Narrator''':
:A wild Pikachu appeared! 
:Enemy Pikachu used "Ink cloud"!
:It's not very effective ...
:[One more image with the Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] 
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Magikarp! I choose you!
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:99703da4-bae7-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Continues four more images with the Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] 
'''Narrator''':
:It's not very effective ...
:Enemy Pikachu used "Radicality"!
:It's not very effective ...
:Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Trainer throws a pokeball!
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:b16d8ddc-bae5-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Continues four more images with the Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] 
'''Narrator''':
:It's not very effective ...
:Enemy Pikachu used "Uplift"!
:It's not very effective ...
:Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I think we picked it up at the last river.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:a1896f34-ba28-11e3-8025-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] 
'''Narrator''':
:A wild Pikachu appeared! 
:Enemy Pikachu used "Faceless"!
:It's not very effective ...
:Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
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=====I have a lawn?=====
                        <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap and Hairy leave the house. They pass by a moat.]<br>'''Hairy''':
                           <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Hmmm, did you order a moat?
                                 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap''':
                                    <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">It helps keep bobcats out.
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                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Of course. All cool kids have moats in their yards.
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                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I don't have the best relationship with my mailman.
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                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Yep. Delivered in two days, courtesy of Amazon Prime. 
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                              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I don't remember this being here.
                                 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap''':
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                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">It has begun! That's one of the first holes in reality.
                                          <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap''':
                                             <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                                <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I've been working on a theory that 2048 is a tool for the old ones to open up portals to this reality.
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                                                <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">What about black holes? Those don't count?
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                                                <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">We must go deeper.
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                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I wanted to jump over the massive sinkhole, but nooo, someone just had to find out what was down there.
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                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Oh, I had the moving company install it last week.
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                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">We poop in it.
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                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Finally got you out of the damn house. 
                                          <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Narrator''': A wild Pikachu appeared!<br>'''Narrator''': Enemy Pikachu used "Ink Cloud"!<br>'''Narrator''': ...<br>'''Pikachu''': Um...<br>'''Pikachu''': Well then.<br>'''Pikachu''': I might have left surprises in that direction.<br></div>
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                              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Look how deep it goes!
                                 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Hairy''':
                                    <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I wonder if we can get someone to fall in?
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                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I'm going in. You can come if you want to. I think I see stars down there.
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                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">That was a missing opportunity.
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                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I should come outside more often. 
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                              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">It looks like I can see Moria from here. 
                                 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap''':
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                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You see Moria from everywhere, Dave.
                                          <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Narrator''': A wild Pikachu appeared!<br>'''Narrator''': Enemy Pikachu used "Ink Cloud"!<br>'''Narrator''': It's not very effective...<br>'''Narrator''':
                                             <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                                <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Google Maps didn't warn me of this.
                                                   <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Narrator''': It's not very effective...<br>'''Narrator''': Enemy Pikachu used "Uplift!"<br>'''Narrator''': It's not very effective...<br>'''Narrator''': Enemy Pikachu used "Cute Face!"<br>'''Narrator''': It's not very effective...<br>'''Narrator''': Enemy Pikachu used "Faceless"!<br>'''Narrator''': It's not very effective...<br>'''Narrator''': Where's Twitch when I need help?<br>'''Narrator''': It's not very effective...<br>'''Narrator''': Enemy Pikachu used "Abandonment"!<br>'''Narrator''': It's not very effective...
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                                                <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Enemy Pikachu used "The Discrete Metric"!
                                                   <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Narrator''': It's not very effective...<br>'''Narrator''': Enemy Pikachu used "Extrude"!<br>'''Narrator''': It's not very effective...<br>'''Narrator''': ...<br>'''Pikachu''': Um...<br>'''Pikachu''':
                                                      <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Now I only have Struggle left. Tie?
                                                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Pikachu''': No fair! 
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                                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">We are the knights who say Ni!
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                                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">What is even going on here? 
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                                                <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Gathered the ink!
                                                   <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Narrator''': It's not very effective...<br>'''Narrator''': Enemy Pikachu used "Granite"!<br>'''Narrator''': It's not very effective... 
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                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Yeah, who did you think gave them a balrog?
                                          <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap''':
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                                                <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">One does not simple "give" a balrog.
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                                                <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">What? You weren't using it!
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                                                <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Gift-wrapping's the hardest part.
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                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Moria is an anagram of Mario! 
                                          <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap and Hairy pass by a tree.]<br>'''Hairy''': Not idly do the leaves of Lorien fall. 
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=====I hope it's not a bobcat this time.=====
                        <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[A giant hole appears and they fall into it.]<br>Knit Cap and Hairy: Aaaaa...<br>[Knit Cap wakes up.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': Gasp [Goes to his desk.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': Yawn [Sits at his desk.]<br>'''Knit Cap''':
                           <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Might as well clear more tiles.
                                 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Hairy visits Knit Cap again.]<br>'''Hairy''':
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                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Um, there's a hole in your lawn...
                                          <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap''':
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                                                <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">If it doesn't lead to a 1024 tile, I'm leaving.
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                                                <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Damn bobcats.
                                                   <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Hairy''':
                                                      <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Well it was here...
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                                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I don't think it was bobcats this time. Unless they have backshoes... 
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                                                <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I just had a dream about that. 
                                                   <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap and Hairy go outside again and fall in the hole again~.]<br>'''Knit Cap and Hairy''': Aaaaa...<br>[Knit Cap wakes up, leaves the bed and finds a boomerang.]<br>'''Knit Cap''':
                                                      <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">It looks like is [sic] fell from space.
                                                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap throwns the boomerang away and it hits something.]<br>Crash!<br>[Knit Cap runs away.] 
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                                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I hope this isn't just another one of those dreams that keeps coming back at you.
                                                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap throws the boomerang twice, only for it to return to him both times.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': Hm. I was expecting a shark.<br>[Knit Cap throwns the boomerang again, and it returns to him again.] 
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                                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I hope this was not thrown by a bobcat. 
                                                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap throws the boomerang, only for it to return to him .]<br>'''Knit Cap''': There's a mesage written on it.<br>[Knit Cap throws the boomerang again. It hits something.]<br>Crash!<br>[Knit Cap runs away.] 
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                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">There's someone at the door looking for you.
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                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I made an apple pie.
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                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">If you want to do that, I'm rebuilding my bathroom this afternoon. 
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                              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Definitely not going outside today.
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                              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Thank God it wasn't a bobcat.
                                 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Hairy''':
                                    <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You just got a package. It's by the door.
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                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Why is there a bobcat on your lawn?
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                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">There's somewhere [sic] weird out on the lawn.
                                          <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap''':
                                             <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                                <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">This seems familiar.
                                                   <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap and Hairy go outside.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': I hope it's not a velociraptor. 
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                                                <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Hold up. I need to get my wingsuit first.
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                                                <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I hope it's not a giant hole.
                                                   <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap and Hairy go outside. They pass by a tree.]<br>'''Hairy''': How disappointed are you?<br>'''Knit Cap''':
                                                      <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I was expecting a bobcat.
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                                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Oh? That's the other tree.
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                                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Eh, not that much. 
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                                                <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I have a bad feeling about this. 
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                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Hey do you know why there's a giant hole in the yard? 
                                          <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap and Hairy go outside.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': I swear if it's a bobcat.<br>'''Knit Cap''':
                                             <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                                <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Why did you bring me here?
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                                                <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">This dream has been looping for years, and yet we never tire of it. Why is that? 
                                                   <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[There is a gap in the ground. Knit Cap jumps over it, Hairy looks into it.] 
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                              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Hmmm... I should buy a shovel. 
                                 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap looks at his screen wondering.]<br>'''Knit Cap''':
                                    <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Wow! Shovels sure are expensive!
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                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Shovels can't be actually made out of two sticks and a row of rocks?
                                          <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap is wondering more. Hairy comes. They connect their laptops. Hairy is wondering. Knit Cap tries something at Hairy's laptop.] 
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                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">How can there be 36 types of shovel??!
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                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">These prices are insane! I wonder if you can rent a shovel... 
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=====If you reprogrammed the squirrel laser to target hipsters again...=====
                        <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap and Hairy go outside.]<br>'''Knit Cap''':
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                              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Let's just say we won't have to worry about parking.
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                              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">No, now they're just wearing wigs ironically.
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                              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Things may have gotten out of control a little.
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                              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">At least it improved their haircuts. 
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====There's a dinosaur at the door.====
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:287feb84-b9c6-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[A green dinosaur appears]
'''Dinosaur''':
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=====Self-doubt crippled my arms. Can I have yours?=====
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:36064c2c-b9d4-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Zooming in on the dinosaurs head]
'''Dinosaur''':
                           <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
======Never answer your mobile phone while I am addressing you!======
:This branch was complete as of 2014-05-24.
                                 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:5383915e-b9f4-11e3-800c-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[The dinosaur is going to step on their house]
'''Dinosaur''':
                                    <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I think you just entered a dead zone.
                                          <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:74d46b02-ba1d-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
'''Knit Cap''': Augh
:[Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]
'''Knit Cap''': Gasp
:[Knit Cap sits in bed - continue -  she is again lying down in bed - continue - she walks outside and finds a boomerang - continue - she picks up the boomerang]
'''Knit Cap''': 
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Up up down down left right left right B A
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:d90897d8-bb26-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – she stands with the boomerang]
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">If I forgot you, will it come back to me?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:1cc9eff2-bab0-11e3-8027-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – she stands with the boomerang]
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
</div>
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Hmmm. Bendy.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:eecde4e2-baea-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – she stands with the boomerang]
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> Suggest a line…
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
</div>
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                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Kids these days.
                                          <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ec01bafe-ba27-11e3-8020-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
'''Knit Cap''': Augh
:[Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]
'''Knit Cap''': Gasp
:[Knit Cap sits in bed - continue - the bed is empty - continue - she walks in to her laptop]
'''Knit Cap''': Yawn
:[Knit Cap sits in front of her lap top – the first image again]
'''Knit Cap''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">

<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">A little gaming should calm me down.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:b779a964-baf3-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Hairy walks in]
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
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</div>

<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">These stupid lines...
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:360411c2-baa2-11e3-8012-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Knit Caps types on the PC]
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
'''Knit Cap''': ??
:[Knit Cap bends closer to the screen]
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Suggest a line...
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                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">So Rude
                                          <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> 
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ed4ae7e6-ba40-11e3-8035-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
'''Knit Cap''': Augh
:[Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]
'''Knit Cap''': Gasp
:[Knit Cap sits in bed – continue she is again lying down in bed - continue - she walks outside and finds a boomerang - continue - she picks up the boomerang]
'''Knit Cap''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Bommerangs… I know how the dinosaurs went extinct.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:a46cc26c-bae8-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches down to catch it – continue – she throws the boomerang again - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – she stands with the boomerang]
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic boomerang and said...
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:a46bf9ea-bae8-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up  to catch it – continue –  she stands with the boomerang – continue - she throws the boomerang again - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns hitting her in the head]
'''Boomerang''': Thwack!<br>
'''Knit Cap''':Ow
:[Knit Cap walks away from the boomerang holding her head in her hand]
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">We meet again
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ba1f565c-bae7-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up  to catch it – continue – she stands with the boomerang – continue - she throws the boomerang again - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns hitting her in the head]
'''Boomerang''': Thwack!<br>
'''Knit Cap''':Ow
:[Knit Cap walks away from the boomerang holding her head in her hand]
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">My entire life has prepared me for this moment.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:b9e61702-bae7-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns flying over her head – it then returns over her head the other way – continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up  to catch it – continue – she stands with the boomerang]
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
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                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Die you monster.
                                          <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:a46cc26c-bae8-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
'''Knit Cap''': Augh
:[Hairy wakes up from her nightmare in his bed]
'''Hairy''': Gasp
:[ Hairy sits in bed]

'''Hairy''' (singing): I woke up like this
:[the bed is empty – continue – Hairy walks in to Knit Cap at the laptop]
'''Hairy''': Yawn
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You should really set your phone to vibrate.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f9a258c2-ba21-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Hairy now stands in front of her]:
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I have to stop hanging out with pintsize
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:8071c5c6-bb6d-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[The dinosaur appears again]:
'''Dinosaur''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">If dinosaurs think I’m a monster... I really should go to therapy.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:8072bcba-bb6d-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[The dinosaur appears again]:
'''Dinosaur''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Had the T-Rex dream again. Add “mobile phones” to the list of things he hates.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:80bc04c4-bb6d-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[The dinosaur appears again]:
'''Dinosaur''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
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======Also, have you heard about Tumblr?======
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======Also I have some trenchant observations on language and philosophy to make.======
:This branch was complete as of 2014-05-24.
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:a7926df0-ba22-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[The dinosaur is going to step on their house]
'''Dinosaur''':

<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">

<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Consider this cabin: The residents take its permanence for granted, yet it’s so ephemeral in the grand scheme.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:b3beabba-ba96-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink]) – only ''Permanence for granted, yet it’s so ephemeral in the grand scheme.'' can be seen in the image as there is not enough space.
:[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
'''Knit Cap''': Augh
:[Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]
'''Knit Cap''': Gasp
:[Knit Cap sits in bed - continue - she is again lying down in bed - continue - she walks outside and finds a boomerang - continue - she picks up the boomerang]
'''Knit Cap''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I must contemplate this boomerang really hard.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:a3298c92-baa1-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns hitting her in the head]
'''Boomerang''': Thwack!<br>
'''Knit Cap''':Ow
:[Knit Cap walks away from the boomerang holding her hers in her hand]
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Suggest a line…
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">One might imagine the computer screen as an escape from the perils of the outside world, but a life half lived is barely worth living at all!
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:6a7bab5e-baa7-11e3-801e-002590d77bdd Permalink]) – only ''Of the outside world, but a life half lived is barely worth living at all!'' can be seen in the image as there is not enough space.
:[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
'''Knit Cap''': Augh
:[Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]
'''Knit Cap''': Gasp
:[Knit Cap sits in bed - continue - the bed is empty - continue - she walks in to her laptop]
'''Knit Cap''': Yawn
:[Knit Cap sits in front of her lap top – the first image again]
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
</div>
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Take this house, a mere fraction of existence, crushed beneath me
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:5690ae82-baa2-11e3-8012-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
'''Knit Cap''': Augh
:[Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]
'''Knit Cap''': Gasp
:[Knit Cap sits in bed]
'''Knit Cap''' (singing): I woke up like this
: [Knit Cap is again lying down in bed - continue - she walks outside and finds a boomerang - continue - she picks up the boomerang]
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Like this house modern language is an attempt to construct something of use from fragments of a mightier whole.
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:955bdda4-baa1-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink]) – only ''Language is an attempt to construct something of use from fragments of a mightier whole.'' can be seen in the image as there is not enough space.
:[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
'''Knit Cap''': Augh
:[Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]
'''Knit Cap''': Gasp
:[Knit Cap sits in bed - continue - she is again lying down in bed - continue - she walks outside and finds a boomerang - continue - she picks up the boomerang]
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
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======It's not like you're using them.======
                                 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:e44f98fc-ba28-11e3-8028-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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=====I need a hand!=====
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:1475bf18-b9d2-11e3-8005-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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                     <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
=====Did you think he was joking?=====
                        <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:fb309d78-b9d3-11e3-8007-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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=====Sorry for just barging in, I couldn't reach the doorbell.=====
                        <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ecd7ed66-b9cf-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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            <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">

====I heard Home Depot has 1024 bathroom tiles.====
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:414ebe98-b9ac-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They leave]
'''Knit Cap''':
                  <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                     <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
=====But how many bathrooms?=====
                        <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:b30f9824-b9af-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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                     <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
=====That's 2^5 more than Ikea, I need to see for myself.=====
                        <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:0f9a84fc-b9ae-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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                     <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
=====Let's go, I can keep playing on my phone on the drive.=====
                        <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:17c25fc0-b9b7-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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                     <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">

=====Pfft. Amateurs. Let's go mock them.=====
                        <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f8b13b78-b9ad-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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====I think I saw a "4096" tile outside somewhere.====
               <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:5929cf58-b9a7-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They leave]
'''Knit Cap''':
                  <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                     <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
=====І follow, only because І believe you=====
                        <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:26ae5038-b9a9-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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                     <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
=====І'll tag along, if only to see what new calming pastel color it could be.=====
                        <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:4f1dabca-b9bf-11e3-8005-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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                     <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
=====These "threes" clones are getting out of hand.=====
                        <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:d5c73aba-b9ab-11e3-8003-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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                     <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
=====we better catch the damn thing=====
                        <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:161c1e4e-b9a9-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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===Political Thing Branch===
   <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Oh. Hey. There's some kind of political thing going on. ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:16a6d0c6-b9a3-11e3-8ea4-94de80a03a39 Permalink])
      <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Laptop''': "...and let's go live to the debate."<br>[Two politicians are debating on TV.]<br>'''Politician 1''':
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            <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">In contrast to my oppponent, who I quote, "Never liked Firefly much to begin with."
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            <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">...but even if you tied enough birds to the car, would you get them to take off in unison?
               <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Politician 2''':
                  <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                     <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Tie a predatory bird to the car with a somewhat shorter rope so that it will scare off the rest of the birds without being able to reach them.
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                     <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Training. That's why I support the "Airlift Act", which would put more resources into the hands of bird educators everywhere.
                        <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Politician 1''':
                           <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">But is "Airlift" an acronym?
                                 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Hairy''':
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                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">There are birds outside tied to a car.
                                          <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap''':
                                             <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                                <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Cool, let's see who we should vote for.
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                                                <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I know who I'm voting for.
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                                                <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">How many birds? ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:bb0ca5f6-b9fc-11e3-8016-002590d77bdd permalink])
                                                   <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Hairy''':
                                                      <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I call her "Serenity."
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                                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">So when you said birds...
                                                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap''':
                                                               <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                                                  <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Wait. The birds are inside!?
                                                                     <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''White Hat''': Want to forget your dreams? There's a pill for that! 
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                                                                  <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">'''Someone inside the rocket''': I needed to escape from politics anyway.
                                                                     <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Voice inside the rocket''': "…And let’s go live to the debate". ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:8c25769e-badf-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink])
                                                                        '''Other spacecraft''': We observe your speed to be 38.5%c, and your time is passing at 92.3% the rate of ours. Does this mirror your observations?
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                                                                  <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">All terms are relative. 
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                                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Liquefied bird fuel is the way to the future.
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                                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Well, by “birds” and “car” I really meant a rocket. There’s totally a rocket in your lawn, man.
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                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">The owls in our barn are forming a union.
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                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Or course: Avian Implemented Reuseable Lifter and Ingenuous Flight Technology! 
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                              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">But you must agree that a bitd in the hand is worth more than three educators in the bush.
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                              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Incredible!
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                              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Wait... Is that like people who educate birds, or birds that teach?
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                     <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">By opening and closing an umbrella near them.
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                     <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">One word: Fiscal hawks.
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            <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">And if elected, I vow to win this war on Christmas once and for all!
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            <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I agree with my opponent all all [sic] issues and I think his economic plan is fantastic!
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                  <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Yeah? well І agreed wholeheartedly with yours, first! You can't copy mine!</div>
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===BSD Branch===
   <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Let's see if BSD is any easier to install nowadays. ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:00ac9f74-b9a0-11e3-81f8-94de80a03a39 Permalink])
      <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap is confused, staring at her laptop.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': ??<br>'''Knit Cap''':
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            <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
====Now I just need to look up what a "beard error" is...====
               <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap has ?? next to her head to signify confusion. Hairy walks in. (continue) Hairy is on the other side of the desk with his own laptop computer. Both the computers are connected through Ethernet cable. The two characters are typing on the computer. The two stop typing. Hairy has ??? next to his head. Hairy had stepped back while the character is checking on Hairy's laptop computer. Knit Cap is holding something rectangular.]<br>'''Hairy''':
                  <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                     <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">The USB cable appears to be mono-directional.
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                     <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Kernel mites?
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                     <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I'm not sure rubbing butter on it will help
                        <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Hairy and Knit Cap are handling their computers more aggressively.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': ARGH! 
                           [They both stop. Knit Cap walks away, her chair turned 180 degrees. Pushing aside the chair, she returns with a fiery blowtorch while wearing goggles.]<br>'''Hairy''': [holding up a finger] Um.<br>[Knit Cap's computer was so burned, not only steam is coming out of the computer, but even the desk is noticeably burnt. The cable (apparently also burned) hangs from Hairy's laptop computer. The used blowtorch is clumsily laid sideways be the side of the desk. Both Knit Cap (whose goggles are pushed off his eye) and Hairy are looking at the calamity. The chair is almost out of view. The goggles are on the floor while the chair is nowhere to be seen. Hairy and Knit Cap are walking away from the scene.]<br>'''Hairy''':
                           <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Are you all of a sudden in the mood for Thai food?
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                              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Let's try OpenBSD next time...
                                 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[First panel is of a panned view. Hairy and Knit Cap are walking on a path away from a house. Next panel is back to a "normal camera view".]<br>'''Hairy''':
                                    <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Okay then.
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                                       </div>
                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Let's go exploring!
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                                       </div>
                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I love Windows.
                                          <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
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                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Guess not.
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                                       </div>
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                              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">If you'd done the other one, maybe the popcorn would have popped.
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                              </div>
                              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Let's see if rubbing some bacon on it will work.
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                              </div>
                              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Let's try Linux next time...
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                              </div>
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                        </div>
                     </div>
                     <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Yep. It's haunted.
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            </div>
            <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
====Wait. What's on this other partition?====
               <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap has ??? next to her head to signify confusion. Hairy walks in. Hairy is on the other side of the desk with his own laptop computer. Both the computers are connected through Ethernet cable. The two characters are typing on the computer. The two stop typing. Hairy has ??? next to his head. Hairy had stepped back while Knit Cap is checking on Hairy's laptop computer. Knit Cap is holding something rectangular.]<br>'''Hairy''':
                  <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                     <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Maybe if you cross connect the serial port to video port you'll be able to send the video directly in as an input for the password.
                        <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap and Hairy are at sea, both emitting ripples. A shark's fin can be seen close to Hairy.]<br>'''Hairy''':
                           <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">It worked fine for the shark
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                              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">We're definitely getting closer though
                                 <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
                              </div>
                              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">That didn't work!
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                              </div>
                              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">It would have worked for Solaris.
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                              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Look, it made perfect sense at the time.
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                              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Still simpler than it used to be, I guess. 
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                     <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">What's a segfault?
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                     </div>
                     <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I think the cameras need to face each other.
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                     <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I'm not sure spaghetti works as a USB cable...
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            <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
====Why is Python importing Skynet?====
               <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:678126c2-b9c1-11e3-8009-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Knit Cap''': ??? 
:[Hairy walks in - continue - Hairy is on the other side of the desk with his own laptop computer. Both the computers are connected through Ethernet cable. The two characters are typing on the computer. - continue - The two stop typing.]
'''Hairy''': ??? 
:[Hairy has stepped back while Knit Cap is checking on Hairy's laptop computer. Knit Cap is reading something of a piece of paper and types on the laptop.]
'''Hairy''':
         <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
            <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
=====It’s definitely the dust=====
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=====We’re doomed=====
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=====Well, it does have a certificate from cyberdyne systems.=====
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=====Your computer is literally haunted=====
:This branch was complete as of 2014-04-20.
                        <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:d3730956-b9d8-11e3-800b-002590d77bdd Permalink]) 
:[Hairy and Knit Cap are suddenly floating in the ocean.]
:'''Knit Cap''': 
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======I think my exact phrase was “don’t.”======
                                                          <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:30c1806c-ba22-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:'''Hairy''':
                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> Should have said it faster ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:13531858-bade-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink])
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:[One shark appear]
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)</div>
                                       </div>
                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> Restart the computer ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:536a1910-badd-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink])
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
:[Three sharks appears]
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)
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                                       </div>
                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> Don’t say that. ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:12f2257a-bade-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink])
                                          <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
:[The same image appears again]
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)
</div>
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                                      <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> Suggest a line…
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          <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> 
======Maybe we tried guessing the root password too many times======
                                <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:40b67278-ba06-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:'''Hairy''':
                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> I told you, the password is never “swordfish.” ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:93126666-bbb0-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd permalink])
                                          <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
:[One shark appear]
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)</div>
                                       </div>
                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> I just want to know how a 17th century coppersmith installed a key-logger ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:40b67278-ba06-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd permalink]) - only '' coppersmith installed a key-logger'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
:[The same image appears again]
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)
</div>
                                       </div>
                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> Password may have been a desperate last guess ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:9392491c-bbb0-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd permalink])
                                          <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
:[The same image appears again]
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)
</div>
                                       </div>
                                      <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> Suggest a line…
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          <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> 
======OK , maybe sudo teleport * `random-GPS was the wrong thing to type======
                                <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f5afb63c-b9f0-11e3-8009-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:'''Hairy''':
                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> To be fair most computers can’t actually do that ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:953098f2-bb36-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink])
                                          <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
:[One shark appear]
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)</div>
                                       </div>
                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> But a chance at landing it in the playboy mansion, no matter how slim is always worth the gamble ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:953098f2-bb36-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink]) - only ''matter how slim is always worth the gamble'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
:[The same image appears again]
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)
</div>
                                       </div>
                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> Still though, you gotta admit it did what is was asked ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:95293512-bb36-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink])
                                          <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
:[The same image appears again]
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)
</div>
                                       </div>
                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">  I won’t say “I told you so… But” ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:953182bc-bb36-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink])                                          <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
:[Three sharks appears]
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)
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          <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
======Which version of BSD where you using?======
                                 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:932bb4a0-ba2e-11e3-8031-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''':
                                    <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> The first one? ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:9bb43082-bb48-11e3-804b-002590d77bdd permalink])
                                          <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
:[The same image appears again]
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)</div>
                                       </div>
                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> Dunno. It was from some random FTP server. ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:9b96fda0-bb48-11e3-804b-002590d77bdd permalink])
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:[One shark appear]
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)
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                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> The one with the picture of the fish on it… Perhaps I should have actually read the details. ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:9b6e3082-bb48-11e3-804b-002590d77bdd permalink] - only ''should have actually read the details'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's.) 
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:[Three sharks appears]
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)
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                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">  The 1997 special release on standard definition ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:9ba76992-bb48-11e3-804b-002590d77bdd permalink] - only ''Release on standard definition'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's.)                                          <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
:[A shark and three octopuses appear - continue -  they are all gone but there is red blood in the water - continue - the ocean is now clean/empty - Hairy starts swimming away from Knit Cap.]
'''Knit Cap''':
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                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> I see your class in see-jitsu has paid off ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:30f53d98-bbb3-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd permalink] -  This comic ties for longest comic with sharks so far - 13 panels)
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:[The two characters reach a beach and walks out of the ocean – continue – the two walk on in silhouette]
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)
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                                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> Why are you leaving? That was the most fun I’ve had all day! ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:310127b6-bbb3-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd permalink] - only the bottom of ''Why are you'' can be seen above the rest of the text. This comic tie for longest comic with sharks so far - 13 panels)
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:[The two characters reach a beach and walks out of the ocean – continue – they reach a pit in the ground. Knit Cap jumps over while Hairy looks down into it]
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (There is no choices - as of 2014-04-20.)
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====My keyboard has to support SSH over USB?====
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===Facebook Branch===
   <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Hurry! We're in talks with Facebook. ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:2b330d48-bb01-11e3-8003-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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            <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Google's at the door. They want to buy your... Well I'd rather you heard it from them.
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            <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Oh, didn't I tell you? I got their database password years ago
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===Gravity Branch===
   <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Gravity. Lots of it. (This option is no longer available as of 2014-04-22 - [http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:87adb65e-baa2-11e3-8012-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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