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In English, letters like X and Z are rarely used in the common vernacular. Marketers have found that names with these infrequently-appearing letters sell more products. | In English, letters like X and Z are rarely used in the common vernacular. Marketers have found that names with these infrequently-appearing letters sell more products. | ||
− | + | ===Scores=== | |
− | There are two explanations for scores. | + | There are two explanations for scores |
+ | ====Score(x) = Frecuency_in_cars(x) - Frequency_in_English(x)==== | ||
+ | Randall uses positive numbers if a letter is more common in car models than in typical English (as X) which he then calls carlike. He used negative numbers if a letter's relative frequency in car models is lower than in typical English (as O) and he calls it English-like (more suitable for readable text). The letters F and B, with scores of 5 and -5, respectively, are about as common in English as in car models. With this nomenclature, the most English-like letter is Y because, while not the most common English letter, it is apparently extremely rare in car models. | ||
− | + | ====Score(x) = Frequency_in_cars(x)==== | |
+ | Scores for letters and numbers are presumably taken from their frequency in car models. [[Randall]] must have used a car-name database to create the scores. It seems that Randall arbitrarily used positive and negative numbers: if a letter is very common in car models (as X) he calls it carlike. If a letter is very uncommon in car models (as O) he calls it English-like. With this nomenclature the most English-like letter is Y, but actually Y is the least carlike letter. The most common letter in ordinary English is E. Y on the other hand is just in the middle (place 13), which can't be called English-like. | ||
− | + | There are 19 positive scores and 17 negative scores. | |
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− | + | ===Algorithm for the index=== | |
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Randall devised an index for car models which is the score average divided by 10. | Randall devised an index for car models which is the score average divided by 10. | ||
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We take 2Chainz and add the scores of its different numbers and letters: 6 +27 -44 -14 -21 -46 +83 = -9 | We take 2Chainz and add the scores of its different numbers and letters: 6 +27 -44 -14 -21 -46 +83 = -9 | ||
− | + | Average is -9/7 = -1.29 and divided by 10 it's -0.129 or -0.13. | |
− | + | ===Names to avoid=== | |
*Honda '''2Chainz''' - {{w|2 Chainz}} is an American rapper | *Honda '''2Chainz''' - {{w|2 Chainz}} is an American rapper | ||
− | *Mitsubishi '''Fhqwhgads''' - A reference to a running joke on {{w|Homestar Runner}}. | + | *Mitsubishi '''Fhqwhgads''' - A reference to a running joke on {{w|Homestar Runner}}. See http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/Fhqwhgads |
*Kia '''49andGothy''' - Gothy or gothic is a member of the {{w|goth subculture}}; most of its members are much younger than 49 | *Kia '''49andGothy''' - Gothy or gothic is a member of the {{w|goth subculture}}; most of its members are much younger than 49 | ||
*Chevrolet '''Niceguy''' - A reference to the idiom "nice guys finish last". | *Chevrolet '''Niceguy''' - A reference to the idiom "nice guys finish last". | ||
*Oldsmobile '''Goodwood''' - May be a reference to the {{w|Goodwood Festival of Speed}} | *Oldsmobile '''Goodwood''' - May be a reference to the {{w|Goodwood Festival of Speed}} | ||
− | *Infiniti '''Toothy69''' - | + | *Infiniti '''Toothy69''' - Possibly a reference to the sex position where you would not want teeth involved. |
*BMW '''Outhouse''' - Loose standing toilet, or {{w|Outhouse}}. | *BMW '''Outhouse''' - Loose standing toilet, or {{w|Outhouse}}. | ||
*Volkswagen '''Woodpony 7oh7''' - Wood ponies are wooden constructions to give kids (and sometimes adults) the feeling of riding a horse, but don't actually move. 7oh7 is a way to pronounce 707, which could be a reference to the Boeing 707 passenger jet series. | *Volkswagen '''Woodpony 7oh7''' - Wood ponies are wooden constructions to give kids (and sometimes adults) the feeling of riding a horse, but don't actually move. 7oh7 is a way to pronounce 707, which could be a reference to the Boeing 707 passenger jet series. | ||
− | *Chrysler '''Uh Iono''' - When pronounced, sounds roughly like someone slurring [ | + | *Chrysler '''Uh Iono''' - When pronounced, sounds roughly like someone slurring "Uh, I don't know" [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=iono] |
− | *Nissan '''Doody''' - | + | *Nissan '''Doody''' - May reference the unfortunately named {{w|Nissan Moco}}, which is Spanish for snot |
− | + | ===Potential Hits=== | |
*Honda '''3Chainz''' - A play on 2Chainz in the previous section; according to the table the number 2 has a score of 6 and the number 3 has a higher score of 55; the index will go up by (55-6)/7/10=0.7. | *Honda '''3Chainz''' - A play on 2Chainz in the previous section; according to the table the number 2 has a score of 6 and the number 3 has a higher score of 55; the index will go up by (55-6)/7/10=0.7. | ||
*Subaru '''Andre3000''' - {{w|André 3000}} is an American rapper | *Subaru '''Andre3000''' - {{w|André 3000}} is an American rapper | ||
*Suzuki '''Sexism''' - Akihiro Suzuki is a Tokyo city assemblyman who made sexist remarks in June 2014. | *Suzuki '''Sexism''' - Akihiro Suzuki is a Tokyo city assemblyman who made sexist remarks in June 2014. | ||
− | *Lincoln '''Marxism''' - {{w|Marxism}} is a political method of societal analysis which has been used to critique {{w|Capitalism}}. There are various essays noting {{w|Karl Marx|its founder}} and {{w|Abraham Lincoln}} exchanged letters during the American civil war | + | *Lincoln '''Marxism''' - {{w|Marxism}} is a political method of societal analysis which has been used to critique {{w|Capitalism}}. There are various essays noting {{w|Karl Marx|its founder}} and {{w|Abraham Lincoln}} exchanged letters during the American civil war. |
*Hyundai '''Climax''' - In this context, an {{w|orgasm}}. The title text finds an excuse to add another "x" with the model '''SexClimax'''. | *Hyundai '''Climax''' - In this context, an {{w|orgasm}}. The title text finds an excuse to add another "x" with the model '''SexClimax'''. | ||
*Porsche '''Zizek9000''' - A portmanteau referencing academic {{w|Slavoj Žižek}} and the {{w|Saab 9000}} | *Porsche '''Zizek9000''' - A portmanteau referencing academic {{w|Slavoj Žižek}} and the {{w|Saab 9000}} | ||
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:index(3×3Cutrix) = (+55 + score(×) +55 +27 -68 -18 +8 -21 +126)/9/10 = 3.22. This means that the score of the symbol × is 90×3.22 - 164 = 125.8 | :index(3×3Cutrix) = (+55 + score(×) +55 +27 -68 -18 +8 -21 +126)/9/10 = 3.22. This means that the score of the symbol × is 90×3.22 - 164 = 125.8 | ||
− | + | ===Title text=== | |
As mentioned in the comic, the index for the word "climax" is 2.48. However, applying the index to the phrase "sexclimax" yields a value of 2.72, higher than that for "climax". | As mentioned in the comic, the index for the word "climax" is 2.48. However, applying the index to the phrase "sexclimax" yields a value of 2.72, higher than that for "climax". | ||
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| colspan="37" | '''Letter and number scores based on relative frequency in car model names''' | | colspan="37" | '''Letter and number scores based on relative frequency in car model names''' | ||
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− | | style="text-align:left;" | Carlike | + | | style="text-align:left;" | Carlike |
− | || 60 | + | || 60 |
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− | || 6 | + | || 6 |
− | || 55 | + | || 55 |
− | || 35 | + | || 35 |
− | || 74 | + | || 74 |
− | || 6 | + | || 6 |
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− | || 27 | + | || 27 |
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− | || 5 | + | || 5 |
− | || 27 | + | || 27 |
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− | || 64 | + | || 64 |
− | || 32 | + | || 32 |
− | || 12 | + | || 12 |
− | || 19 | + | || 19 |
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− | || 40 | + | || 40 |
− | || 8 | + | || 8 |
− | || 15 | + | || 15 |
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− | || 41 | + | || 41 |
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− | || 126 | + | || 126 |
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|| 83 | || 83 | ||
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|| '''Z''' | || '''Z''' | ||
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− | | style="text-align:left;" | English-like | + | | style="text-align:left;" | English-like |
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− | || -74 | + | || -74 |
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− | || -58 | + | || -58 |
− | || -67 | + | || -67 |
− | || -37 | + | || -37 |
− | || -14 | + | || -14 |
|| -5 | || -5 | ||
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− | || -21 | + | || -21 |
− | || -45 | + | || -45 |
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− | || -44 | + | || -44 |
− | || -21 | + | || -21 |
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− | || -46 | + | || -46 |
− | || -80 | + | || -80 |
− | || -27 | + | || -27 |
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− | || -18 | + | || -18 |
− | || -68 | + | || -68 |
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− | || -20 | + | || -20 |
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− | || -90 | + | || -90 |
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| style="text-align:left;" | '''Uh Iono''' (-5.65) | | style="text-align:left;" | '''Uh Iono''' (-5.65) | ||
| style="text-align:right; color:#808080;" | Ford | | style="text-align:right; color:#808080;" | Ford | ||
− | | style="text-align:left;" | '''SixAxle | + | | style="text-align:left;" | '''SixAxle''' 4x4 (3.95) |
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| style="text-align:right; color:#808080;" | Nissan | | style="text-align:right; color:#808080;" | Nissan | ||
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| style="text-align:left;" | '''Cervixxx''' (4.85) | | style="text-align:left;" | '''Cervixxx''' (4.85) | ||
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{{comic discussion}} | {{comic discussion}} | ||
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[[Category:Charts]] | [[Category:Charts]] | ||
[[Category:Language]] | [[Category:Language]] | ||
[[Category:Math]] | [[Category:Math]] | ||
[[Category:Sex]] | [[Category:Sex]] |