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IBM's {{w|Watson (computer)|Watson}} is a natural language system designed to answer questions posed by humans. Recently, {{w|IBM}} has extended Watson to act as a {{w|clinical decision support system}}, using image analytics to aid {{w|physicians}} in medical decision making.  
 
IBM's {{w|Watson (computer)|Watson}} is a natural language system designed to answer questions posed by humans. Recently, {{w|IBM}} has extended Watson to act as a {{w|clinical decision support system}}, using image analytics to aid {{w|physicians}} in medical decision making.  
  
In this comic, [[Randall]] uses a {{w|flowchart}} (as he [[:Category:Flowcharts|often does]]) to represent a guide to the algorithm used by Watson, including bizarre and horrifying techniques including surgical alteration of a patient to match a height and weight chart or squeezing the patient to make sure fluids come out of them. Like [[416: Zealous Autoconfig]], this comic pokes fun at a rigid, poorly-designed setup that ends up potentially doing more harm than good.
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In this comic, [[Randall]] uses a {{w|flowchart}} (as he [[:Category:Flowcharts|often does]]) to represent a guide to the algorithm used by Watson, including bizarre techniques including surgical alteration of a patient to match a height and weight chart or squeezing the patient to make sure fluids come out of them. Like [[416: Zealous Autoconfig]], this comic pokes fun at a rigid, poorly-designed setup that ends up potentially doing more harm than good.
  
 
Modern {{w|medicine}} involves both standard processes and clinical judgment based around years of advanced training. An algorithm like this would have to be incredibly complicated in order to simulate the clinical judgment of a good doctor. However, some procedures are not normally used, and some would obviously cause damage.{{Citation needed}} Below is a [[#Explaination of steps|detailed description of each step]], but here is a list of some of the more strange steps:
 
Modern {{w|medicine}} involves both standard processes and clinical judgment based around years of advanced training. An algorithm like this would have to be incredibly complicated in order to simulate the clinical judgment of a good doctor. However, some procedures are not normally used, and some would obviously cause damage.{{Citation needed}} Below is a [[#Explaination of steps|detailed description of each step]], but here is a list of some of the more strange steps:
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**If the patient has less than 100 limbs, check their {{w|Vitamin D}} level
 
**If the patient has less than 100 limbs, check their {{w|Vitamin D}} level
  
Although there are two options where the patient is {{w|Inpatient_care#Planning_for_patient_discharge|discharged}} the patient should be very lucky to make it to one alive. The only survivable route requires the patient to be injecting with oxygen, which is typically lethal. The patient would also experience multiple unnecessary operations, which hopefully do not last long enough for their vitamin D levels or their phone battery to decrease significantly.
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Although there are two options where the patient is {{w|Inpatient_care#Planning_for_patient_discharge|discharged}} the patient should be very lucky to make it there alive.  
  
 
The option at the bottom left is only reached after your skeleton is removed (and nothing is mentioned about putting it back, even if that would help).  
 
The option at the bottom left is only reached after your skeleton is removed (and nothing is mentioned about putting it back, even if that would help).  
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Dissect doctor for parts
 
Dissect doctor for parts
|    | <b >This may be considered ethically dubious.{{Citation needed}}<span > </span></b>Possible reference to the Doctor Who episode “{{w|The Girl in the Fireplace}}”
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|    | <b >This may be considered ethically dubious{{Citation needed}}.<span > </span></b>Possible reference to the Doctor Who episode “{{w|The Girl in the Fireplace}}”
 
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Discharge patient (left)
 
Discharge patient (left)
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Laser eye removal
 
Laser eye removal
 
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This is not a standard medical procedure, and not a good idea.  This is a reference to [[1681: Laser Products]]. At least in animal surgery, however,  laser eye removal [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smK0NYUtoqk does exist].
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This is not a standard medical procedure, and not a good idea.  This could be a pun on laser eye surgery where a laser is used to correct visual problems (e.g. short-sightedness), or laser hair and tattoo removal. At least in animal surgery, however,  laser eye removal [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smK0NYUtoqk does exist]. Laser eye removal is also discussed in [[1681: Laser Products]].
 
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Admit for observation
 
Admit for observation
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*The robot doctor
 
*The robot doctor
 
*The patient undergoing this procedure (before or after reaching this part of the process)
 
*The patient undergoing this procedure (before or after reaching this part of the process)
*[[Black Hat|The person]] who programmed the robot to perform this flowchart
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*The person who programmed the robot to perform this flowchart
*[[Black Hat|The person]] who allowed this state of affairs to occur
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*The person who allowed this state of affairs to occur (I'm looking at you [[Black Hat]])
  
 
This could also be a reference to the title text for [[371: Compiler Complaint]].
 
This could also be a reference to the title text for [[371: Compiler Complaint]].

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