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==Explanation== | ==Explanation== | ||
− | The {{w|Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider}} is a particle accelerator designed to collide gold ions | + | {{incomplete|Created by a HEAVILY CHARGED BOT ION - Please CHANGE THIS comment when editing this page. Do NOT delete this tag too soon.}} |
+ | The {{w|Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider}} is a particle accelerator designed to collide gold ions together at incredibly high speeds. This is normally done to study particle physics - the high-energy collisions allow us to learn more about how subatomic particles behave. | ||
− | [[Randall]] proposes that, instead of using the beam of gold ions for particle collisions, it should be diverted and sold at cash-for-gold stores to make money. | + | [[Randall]] proposes that, instead of using the beam of gold ions for particle collisions, it should be diverted and sold at cash-for-gold stores to make money. The joke is that because they are traveling at relativistic speeds, the mass of the particles being sold will be much more than the mass of the ions being supplied to the collider's input. However, it would be very difficult to sell a beam of charged particles. The amount of gold involved is below microscopic scales. This is probably why Brookhaven rejected Randall's proposal. Randall has done many comics describing impractical research proposals. |
− | + | The title text imagines the owner of the stores complaining about the sale, not because of impracticality, but because Randall tries to sell gold ions with the entire positively-charged nucleus of the gold atom with all 79 electrons stripped from it instead of normal, electrically neutral gold atoms. And this is also a pun on the word "charges", which could refer to {{w|electric charge}} or to {{w|criminal charge|criminal charges}}. | |
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− | + | :[A single panel contains a simplified overhead map view of the Brookhaven Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider and some of the surrounding area. The collider is located on the left hand side of the image as a yellow beam (representing the Gold ions) outlined in black. Parts of the collider are are labeled and there are light gray arrows indicating the direction of travel for the ions. At the bottom of the main accelerator ring there is a diverter that splits the ion beam and directs it towards a set of three Cash for Gold stores, passing through a more diverters along the way. Each Cash for Gold store is represented with a yellow burst and is marked with a Google maps style "store" locator pin. The following labels are written on the map.] | |
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− | :[A single panel contains a simplified overhead map view of the Brookhaven Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider and some of the surrounding area. | ||
:Brookhaven Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider | :Brookhaven Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider | ||
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− | :Sadly, Brookhaven rejected my proposed experiment | + | :Sadly, Brookhaven rejected my proposed experiment. |
{{comic discussion}} | {{comic discussion}} | ||
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[[Category:Science]] | [[Category:Science]] | ||
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