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This comic is possibly related to this joke:
 
This comic is possibly related to this joke:
 
A lawyer passed away and arrived at the Pearly Gates for judgment. The lawyer said to St. Peter, “There must be some mistake! I’m only 50 years old, that’s far too young to die.” St. Peter frowned and consulted his book. “That’s funny, when we add up your billing records, you should be at least 600 years old by now!”
 
A lawyer passed away and arrived at the Pearly Gates for judgment. The lawyer said to St. Peter, “There must be some mistake! I’m only 50 years old, that’s far too young to die.” St. Peter frowned and consulted his book. “That’s funny, when we add up your billing records, you should be at least 600 years old by now!”
 
This reminds me of an insane story about executive at the University of Utah. Fox 13 news (one of the local stations) did an expose about an executive at the university named Christopher Massimine. He had an impossible number of qualifications on his resume that no reasonable person would believe. It took Fox 13 News about 5 minutes to find out that just a few of his qualifications were absolute BS. He claimed to have been an important figure in the movie, TV, music, advertising, theater, and video game industries. Among other things, he claimed to have worked on Resident Evil, Final Fantasy, and The Legend of Zelda. Those are from 3 different Japanese video game studios. He was 35, and the school found him after an 18 month search. You'd think they would be able to find someone better after 18 months. Although if they could survive 18 months without that position filled, maybe it wasn't a necessary position in the first place. Here's the article for anyone interested. https://www.fox13now.com/news/fox-13-investigates/fox-13-investigates-high-paid-university-of-utah-executive-lied-on-resume-published-fake-articles [[User:mushubeardie|mushubeardie]][[User:Mushubeardie|Mushubeardie]] ([[User talk:Mushubeardie|talk]]) 21:58, 16 April 2023 (UTC)
 

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