Editing User:452

==Status==
*As can be seen by looking at the changes to the counts as I update each day, there is new content much less often.  Less than 100 new feed entries per day. On average, one every 14 mins. My script checks every 30 seconds, and it has currently been 50 minutes since any new content was found. (As I was typing this, a new feed entry was found, so it was almost exactly 50 minutes.)
*For the last several days, no new prompt content has been found, and the only feed content which has been found is content which was previously found in the prompts.  Unfortunately, at the current rate of discovery, it will take until at least September to find feed ids for all known prompt content.

;Phase 1.
:Saving reasons, usernames and text only.  No images or permalinks IDs have been saved.
*All usernames have been found
*All reasons for data loss have been found
*The overlap between feed and prompt text is over 95%

;Phase 2. (Running)
:Saving permalink and images IDs
*The image and text associated with permalinks never changes.
(I probably should have been saving the permalinks this whole time.)

===Count history===
*04-22: [25474] (unique: 2167) +80  /9
*04-21: [25396] (unique: 2158) +50  /4
*04-20: [25349] (unique: 2154) +60  /5
*04-19: [25281] (unique: 2149) +100 /3
*04-18: [25186] (unique: 2146) +100 /14
*04-17: [25046] (unique: 2132) +100 /7
*04-16: [24904] (unique: 2125) +200 /3
*04-15: [24727] (unique: 2122) +400 /15
*04-14: [24370] (unique: 2107) +500 /18
*04-13: [23886] (unique: 2089) +700 /13
*04-12: [23145] (unique: 2076) +800
*04-11: [22332]                

===Old status===
*<s>Edit: "ERR_CONNECTION_REFUSED". :(</s> - Apparently it was happening for everyone, back to normal. Resuming at 1 request per 30 seconds just in case.
*Well, fuck.  I hit the 2mb page limit at 10217 [[1506:_xkcloud/Table of Permalinks|Permalinks]].
*After finding 17000 permalinks, my script has slowed down considerably, and is finding new content much less often.
*I'm glad I had already updated the wiki today, because my browser just crashed and I lost my array.  The fact that I've been keeping all ''unique'' data on the wiki means I can (mostly) rebuild my arrays and continue from where I left off.
*Import functions implemented, all saved feed data reloaded, script running again. I am no longer monitoring "pick an image"/"pick a caption" overlap, as it was over 95% anyway, and I was only updating this page with the ''unique'' prompt/captions not found in the feed.
*Welp, I was being lazy and hadn't updated in a while, and my browser crashed, losing a day's results. Resuming with previously saving data... (Incidentally, the browser crash is unrelated to the script running.)

==Feed==
http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed

:feed: Array {
::id: "a88f9898-8ae9-5b33-93e6-a5993daa922c" //used as http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a88f9898-8ae9-5b33-93e6-a5993daa922c
::img: "022f762b-9483-519c-8e6e-bd7a0ed5e2ba" //used as http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/022f762b-9483-519c-8e6e-bd7a0ed5e2ba
::kind: "post"
::poster: "Frances51"
::profpic: "user-14.png" //used as http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-14.png
::text: "Never will follow the instructions on google maps again."
:}
:prompt {
::reason: "RDBMS completely forgot how inner joins work"
::id: "21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3"  //used as http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3
::poster: "Bool Hand Luke"
::profpic: "user-4.png" //used as http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-4.png
::img_id: "21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3" //used as http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3
::captions: Array (of strings)
::text:"just two more trips over the horizon"
::album: Array (of img_id strings)
:} 

Prompt varies between:
*<tt>img_id</tt> and <tt>captions</tt> array
*<tt>text</tt> and <tt>album</tt> array

==Script==
*V1. Collect and store data in javascript variables. User must manually retrieve and format results.
*V2. functions ids(), report(), report2() format results, must be run from console.
*V3. buttons and textboxes added to page eliminate both the need to use console to retrieve results, and user error.
*V3.1 "feed_ids" button now outputs a minimum table containing at least one of each image and caption.  (Cutting 20436 down to 2555)
*V3.2 Improved "minimum" to cut 2555 down to 2026
*V4 Added ability to preload content into arrays, including feed_ids
*V4.1 removed functions to compare "pick an image" and "pick a caption" prompts, merged separate prompt arrays, added functions to compare these to the feed instead.

 <nowiki>xkcd = {
	prompt_reasons      :[],
	prompt_posters      :[],
	feed_posters        :[],

	prompt_images       :[],
	prompt_captions     :[],

	feed_table          :[], //dummy to create button
	feed_ids            :[],
	feed_images         :[],
	feed_text           :[],

	prompt_imagesonly   :[],
	prompt_captionsonly :[],

	desc: {
		prompt_reasons      :"Reasons for data loss",
		prompt_posters      :"Usernames in the prompt",
		feed_posters        :"Usernames in the feed",

		prompt_images       :"Images in prompts",
		prompt_captions     :"Captions in prompts",

		feed_table          :"Table of unique feed entries",
		feed_ids            :"Permalinks in the feed",
		feed_images         :"Images in the feed",
		feed_text           :"Captions in the feed",

		prompt_imagesonly   :"Images in prompts and not in the feed",
		prompt_captionsonly :"Captions in prompts and not in the feed",
	}
}
function init() {
	$("<style type='text/css'> #magic div { display:inline-block; }\n#magic textarea { display: block; width:100%;  height: 300px; } </style>").appendTo("head");

	$("#ctitle").after($("<div>").attr("id","magic"));
	for(i in xkcd) {
		if (i != "desc") $("#magic").append($("<button>").html(i));
	}
	$("#magic").append($("<br>"))
		.append($("<div>").attr("id","desc"))
		.append($("<textarea>"));
	$("#magic").append($("<button>").html("sort"));
	$("#magic").append($("<input type='checkbox' id='loadarray'>")).append($("<label for='loadarray'>").html("Load array"));
	$("#magic button").on( "click", function() {
		update( $(this).html() );
	});
}
init();

function updatecounts(last) {
	$("#ctitle").html((new Date()).toLocaleTimeString()
		+"<br>Last found : "+last
		+"<br>feed_ids: "+Object.keys(xkcd.feed_ids).length
		+"<br>prompt_captions: "+xkcd.prompt_captions.length
		+"<br>prompt_images: "+xkcd.prompt_images.length
	);
}

function additem(field, value) {
	if (typeof value == "undefined") return;
	if (xkcd[field].indexOf(value) == -1) {
		xkcd[field].push(value);
		updatecounts(field+" : "+value);
	}
}

function next() {
	$.getJSON('http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed').done(function (data) {
		additem("prompt_reasons", data.prompt.reason);
		additem("prompt_posters", data.prompt.poster);

		additem("prompt_images", data.prompt.img_id);
		additem("prompt_captions", data.prompt.text);
		if (typeof data.prompt.album != "undefined")
			for(i in data.prompt.album)
				additem("prompt_images", data.prompt.album[i]);

		if (typeof data.prompt.captions != "undefined")
			for(i in data.prompt.captions)
				additem("prompt_captions", data.prompt.captions[i]);

		for(i in data.feed) {
			additem("feed_posters", data.feed[i].poster);
			feedentry = {
				img:  data.feed[i].img,
				text:  data.feed[i].text
			};
			if (typeof xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id] != "undefined") {
			  if (xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id].text && xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id].img) {
			    if (xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id].text != feedentry.text || xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id].img != feedentry.img) {
				$("#ctitle").before(
					"Data for "+data.feed[i].id+" has changed!"
					+"<br>old: "+data.feed[i].img+" / "+data.feed[i].text
					+"<br>new: "+feedentry.img+" / "+feedentry.text
				);
			    }
			  }
			} else {
				updatecounts("feed_id : "+(Object.keys(xkcd.feed_ids).length+1)+" : "+data.feed[i].id);
			}
			xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id] = feedentry;
		}
	});
	window.clearTimeout(window.nextTimer);
	window.nextTimer = setTimeout('next()', 60000);
}
next();

function mergearrays(array1, array2, prop) {
  for(i in array2) {
    if (typeof array2[i] == "undefined") continue;
    if (!array2[i]) continue;
    if (prop) {
      if (typeof array2[i][prop] == "undefined") continue;
      if (!array2[i][prop]) continue;
      if (array1.indexOf(array2[i][prop]) == -1) array1.push(array2[i][prop]);
    } else {
      if (array1.indexOf(array2[i]) == -1) array1.push(array2[i]);
    }
  }
}
function loadarray(which) {
  switch (which) {
    case "feed_ids":
      if ($("#magic textarea").val().indexOf("\n|-") > -1) {
        $("#desc").html("Press feed_table to load table");
        break;
      }
      if (("\n"+$("#magic textarea").val()).indexOf("\n#") > -1) {
	$("#desc").html("Loading list of feed_ids");
	temparray = ("\n"+$("#magic textarea").val().trim()).replace(/# http/g, "# http").split("\n#http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/");
	temparray.shift();
	for(i in temparray)
		if (typeof xkcd.feed_ids[temparray[i]] == "undefined")
			xkcd.feed_ids[temparray[i]] = { img:null, text: null };
	$("#desc").html("loaded "+temparray.length+" feed_ids (urls)");

      }
      temparray = [];
    break;

    case "feed_table":
      if ($("#magic textarea").val().indexOf("\n#") > -1) {
        $("#desc").html("Press feed_ids to load list of ids");
        break;
      }
      if (("\n"+$("#magic textarea").val()).indexOf("\n|-") > -1) {
        $("#desc").html("Loading table of feed_ids");
        temparray = ("\n"+$("#magic textarea").val().trim()).split("\n|-");
        temparray.shift();
	for(i in temparray) {
		temp2 = temparray[i].split("\n|");
		xkcd.feed_ids[temp2[1].substr(28,36)] = { img: temp2[2].substr(29,36), text: temp2[3] };
	}
	$("#desc").html("loaded "+temparray.length+" feed_ids (table)");
      }
      temparray = [];
      temp2 = [];
    break;

    case "prompt_captionsonly":
    case "prompt_imagesonly":
      which = which.slice(0,-4);
    case "feed_posters":
    case "prompt_posters":
    case "prompt_reasons":
    case "prompt_captions":
    case "prompt_images":
      $("#desc").html("Loading into "+which);
      temparray = ("\n"+$("#magic textarea").val().trim()).split("\n# ")
      if (temparray.length > 2) temparray.shift();
      mergearrays(xkcd[which], temparray);
      $("#desc").html("Loaded "+temparray.length+" into "+which);
      temparray = [];
    break;

    case "feed_text":
    case "feed_images":
      $("#desc").html(which+" must be loaded via feed_ids");
    break;

    default:
      $("#desc").html(" (Error: "+which+" not implemented)");
  }
}

function update(which) {
  if ($("#loadarray").prop('checked')) {
    if (which == "sort") {
      $("#desc").html(" (Ignoring the fact the 'load array' button is checked...");
    } else {
      loadarray(which);
      return;
    }
  }
  $("#desc").html(which+": "+xkcd.desc[which]);
  switch (which) {
    case "feed_posters":
    case "prompt_posters":
    case "prompt_reasons":
    case "prompt_captions":
    case "prompt_images":
	//These are all simple arrays which require no additional formatting.
	$("#magic textarea").val("\n# "+xkcd[which].join("\n# "));
	$("#desc").append(" ("+xkcd[which].length+")");
    break;
    case "feed_ids":
	temp = { ids:"", countall:0 }
	for(j in xkcd.feed_ids) {
		temp.countall++;
		temp.ids  += "\n#http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/"+j;
	}
	$("#desc").append(" (all: "+temp.countall+")");
	$("#magic textarea").val("\n"+temp.ids);
	delete temp;
    break;
    case "feed_table":
	temp = { array: [], list: "", img: [], text: [], countunique:0, countall:0 }
	for(j in xkcd.feed_ids) {
		temp.countall++;
		if (xkcd.feed_ids[j].text && xkcd.feed_ids[j].img) { //can be null when duplicate
			if (temp.text[xkcd.feed_ids[j].text] == undefined || temp.img[xkcd.feed_ids[j].img] == undefined) {
				if (temp.text[xkcd.feed_ids[j].text] == undefined) temp.text[xkcd.feed_ids[j].text] = 0;
				if (temp.img[xkcd.feed_ids[j].img] == undefined) temp.img[xkcd.feed_ids[j].img] = 0;
				temp.text[xkcd.feed_ids[j].text]++;
				temp.img[xkcd.feed_ids[j].img]++;
				temp.array[j] = { text: xkcd.feed_ids[j].text, img: xkcd.feed_ids[j].img }
			}
		}
	}
	for(j in temp.array) {
		if (temp.text[temp.array[j].text] > 1 && temp.img[temp.array[j].img] > 1) {
			temp.text[temp.array[j].text]--;
			temp.img[temp.array[j].img]--;
			continue;
		}
		temp.countunique++;
		temp.list += "\n|-\n|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/"+j+" "+j.split("-").pop()+"]"
			+"\n|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/"+ temp.array[j].img
			+" "+temp.array[j].img.split("-").pop()+"]"
			+"\n|"+ temp.array[j].text;
	}
	$("#desc").append(" (unique: "+temp.countunique+") (all: "+temp.countall+")");
	$("#magic textarea").val(temp.list+"\n|}\n");
	delete temp;
    break;

    case "feed_text":
    case "feed_images":
	tempwhich = which=="feed_text"?"text":"img";
	
	mergearrays(xkcd[which], xkcd.feed_ids, tempwhich)

	$("#magic textarea").val("\n# "+xkcd[which].join("\n# "));
	$("#desc").append(" ("+xkcd[which].length+")");
	xkcd[which] = []; //no need to keep this in memory
    break;

    case "prompt_captionsonly":
    case "prompt_imagesonly":

	tempprop = which=="prompt_captionsonly"?"text":"img";
	tempwhich = which=="prompt_captionsonly"?"feed_text":"feed_images";
	temptest = which.replace("only",""); //don't wipe

	mergearrays(xkcd[tempwhich], xkcd.feed_ids, tempprop)

	for(i in xkcd[temptest])
		if (xkcd[tempwhich].indexOf(xkcd[temptest][i]) == -1)
			xkcd[which].push(xkcd[temptest][i]);

	$("#magic textarea").val("\n# "+xkcd[which].join("\n# "));
	$("#desc").append(" ("+xkcd[which].length+")");
	xkcd[which] = []; //no need to keep this in memory
	xkcd[tempwhich] = []; //no need to keep this in memory

    break;
    case "sort":
	temparray = ("\n"+$("#magic textarea").val()).split("\n");
	temparray.shift();
	temparray2 = [];
	mergearrays(temparray2, temparray)
	
	temparray2.sort(function (a, b) {
	    return a.toLowerCase().localeCompare(b.toLowerCase()); 
	});
	$("#magic textarea").val(temparray2.join("\n"));
	$("#desc").html("Sorted "+(temparray.length-1)+" into "+temparray2.length);
	delete temparray, temparray2;
    break;
    default:
        $("#desc").html(" (Error: "+which+" not implemented)");
  }
}

function xkcdout() {
	xkcd.oldids = [];
	for(j in xkcd.feed_ids) xkcd.oldids.push({ id:j, img:xkcd.feed_ids[j].img, text:xkcd.feed_ids[j].text });

	$("#magic textarea").val("xkcdold = "+JSON.stringify(xkcd));
	delete xkcd.oldids;
}
function xkcdin() {
	for(i in xkcd) xkcd[i] = xkcdold[i];
	for(i in xkcdold.oldids) xkcd.feed_ids[xkcdold.oldids[i].id] = { img: xkcdold.oldids[i].img, text: xkcdold.oldids[i].text }
	delete xkcd.oldids;
	delete xkcdold;
}
</nowiki>
:(Go to xkcd, and paste it in the browser console.)
I've determined 10 seconds to be the time you keep getting the same data, so there's no reason to poll the server more frequently than that.
:However, since the server is now blocking my requests after 20 minutes of doing that, perhaps 10 seconds is too frequent, so I've updated the example to only make 1 request per minute.

You can check on the <tt>xkcd</tt> variable at any time.
:The surveys do not change as often as the other data.

<s>I'm only interested getting in the reasons, feel free to adapt this script to get whatever else.</s>
:<s>Script updated to get all text fields.  Feel free to adapt it to get the image URLs.</s>
:Script updated to get all text and image fields.  Feel free to adapt it to do whatever you want.

==Results==
*prompt_reasons: [107] - None new.
*prompt_posters: [205] - None new.
*feed_posters: [205] - None new.

*feed_table: [2218] (See [[1506:_xkcloud/Table_of_Permalinks]])
*feed_id: [26094] (See [[1506:_xkcloud/List_of_Permalinks]])

*feed_images: [1509]
*prompt_images: [1692] (crashed and found again)
*prompt_images without permalinks: [188]

*feed_text: [1963]
*prompt_captions: [2280] (crashed and found again)
*prompt_captions without permalinks: [325]

Note: prompt_images and prompt_captions reset when my browser crashes, so it is ''not'' supposed to equal feed+without permalinks. I've re-added them here so I can keep track of daily changes.

===prompt_reasons===
:The only reason on [[1506:_xkcloud/Transcript]] that my script has not found is "not a hair question".  It's certainly a plausible reason, but I believe this reason has been removed.

# +++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR. REDO FROM START +++
# <%= reason %>
# aol window in front of netscape window
# a user's middle name was <nowiki></html></nowiki>
# Baby ur much 2 fast
# bookmarks migrated to Venezuela
# butter didn't suit the works
# butter overflow
# butter to text interface not found
# butter underrun
# cannot save, there's something gross on the S key
# CAPTCHA response indicated parahuman intelligence
# cat-like typing detected
# confirmation BIOS
# could not evade skifree yeti
# could not initialize sound blaster 16
# CRM-114 unit malfunctioning
# cumulonimbus #19 too rabbitlike
# database configuration violates the Prime Directive
# data too big
# Dave's not registered, man
# Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core.
# dictionary too stiff to read
# electrons too big, stuck in wafer
# ERR:INVALID DIM
# error
# error: error code [error] while decoding error code
# error: operation completed successfully
# error reading drive B. Abort, Retry, Fail?
# ethics in journalism
# eyelash! eyelash!
# files fell out
# files overwritten with more interesting content
# firewall caught fire
# floating point unit no longer afloat
# food problematic
# friday squid blogging
# general uncertainty
# GSM filter change required
# guru meditation #00000025.65045338 press left mouse button to continue
# hard drive oil depleted
# helvetica scenario
# HTTP 403 and 3/4ths
# HTTP 418
# http is down
# hung up prematurely
# I got pretty distracted trying to figure out how big space is
# i hurt myself today / to see if i still feel
# illegal carrot detected in mail queue
# insufficient smoke for current mirror array
# lights are out, hard drive is taking a nap
# lp0 on fire
# Main Bus B Undervolt
# mean connection time exceeded
# microwave running
# minimum recursion depth not reached
# nanobots in the water
# oh jeez there's a lot of you can you all just hang on for a second please oh frig this is so bad
# our buffer runneth over
# out of electrons
# out of monads
# overcurrent undervolt caused by vacuum cleaner on same circuit
# PC LOAD LETTER
# Please Insert Riven CD 4
# PRESS PLAY ON TAPE
# previously-recovered files overwritten by newly-recovered ones
# qubit indeterminate
# RDBMS completely forgot how inner joins work
# screws are stripped
# server aperture too narrow for capital letters
# server farm lost starbucks wifi signal
# server fell in ocean
# server had too much to drink
# server power cable stolen by raccoon for nest
# server room haunted
# sitemap was held upside down
# Something went wrong: Something went wrong (Something went wrong)
# soonerist sperver fid dot nile
# spin cycle still active
# spin number must be of the form n/2
# spontaneous splinal dereticulation
# SQL ejection
# subtle threading bug in turing-complete version numbering system
# sysadmin trapped in well
# tape on write-protect hole fell off
# temporal paradox
# the butter you have dialed is invalid or no longer in service
# the little plastic tab on the box the data's in broke off
# the server is temporarily permanent. Please try another also.
# the system / is down
# This copy of Ubuntu is not genuine and you have not yet resolved this issue.
# This page contains content from the Open Source Initiative, who have blocked it on copyright grounds.
# too many hands on the keyboard
# transfer interrupted by incoming fax
# TRIED TO READ 9TH SIDE OF 8 TRACK
# turns out server was on circuit with lightswitch by door
# Unable to cast variable of type Int32 to Magic Missile
# undefined is not a function, which really makes you think
# unexpected timezone drift desynchronization
# unimplemented trap
# User accepted terms but not conditions
# User is not a typewriter.
# user put spaces/vowels in filename
# UTF-31 decode error
# virtual memory got too real
# wrong files
# YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

===Captions ===
This is the combined list of all captions I have found, in the feed and in prompts.

#  (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
# :-(
# ?????????????
# ... It's about ethics in games journalism.
# ...And then we decided it was time to leave
# ...Freudian sense tingling...
# ...just no.
# ...monsters from the id...
# 'BOOM' goes the dynamite!
# 'Murica, hell yeah!
# "...The Aristocrats."
# "ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER"
# "AS the ancient Israelites broke Mana, we shall break frosted pastries"
# "Bake him away, toys"
# "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
# "Cat-like Reflexes"
# "Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
# "I am So. Much. More."
# "I Never watch porn"
# "I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
# "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
# "Is it symmetric this way?"
# "My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
# "Oh Sword-chan" "Yes Gun-Kun?"
# "Space duckin'" By led blimp
# "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
# "The colour out of space" and black.
# "Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
# “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
# ((╬ಠิ﹏ಠิ))
# [Metal Gear sound effect]
# [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
# [user was banned for this text]
# *Darth Vader Breathing*
# *glomp*
# *Sigh* not cat food for diner again
# *Tips fedora*
# #720_no_scope
# #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
# #awefullyNicetractsofland
# #beatingheartinabox
# #bedhead
# #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
# #blessed
# #bornthisway
# #BROKEN
# #Canadian internet #price gouging
# #CATSANDBIRDS
# #caturday
# #cloudywithachanceofmeatballs
# #comfortfood
# #Compromise
# #DANGERZONE
# #DARE to #DREAM
# #delfie
# #Donthate #Truelove
# #drbalanced
# #DrinkSaltwater
# #duckface
# #essentialsupplies
# #fallingfromorbit
# #fishy!
# #flavorbomb
# #giganticflower #headshot
# #GOD
# #gps be like
# #hashtag
# #Hashtag #ironicSelfie
# #hashtag #yinyl #yolo #thanksobama
# #HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI
# #hoax
# #Hopeicanfly
# #illuminati
# #imnotracistbut
# #ivisitedthegrandcanyon #yolo
# #justnasathings
# #lifehacks
# #livefeed #colonoscopy
# #lolcats
# #Long_Exposure
# #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
# #me #throwbackthursday
# #Moses #riverbabies #passover y'all!!!
# #Nailpolish
# #newhipsterbike
# #NewProfilepic
# #nofilter
# #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
# #nomakeup #justnatural
# #nomakeup #natural 
# #notallmen
# #notamodel #nofilter 
# #onering #fuckhobbits
# #paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
# #parsnipandoldlace
# #Photobomb
# #rememberthetitans
# #satellite #navigation
# #saturday #memories #beautiful
# #selfie #atwork #nofilter #potatoduty #yolo
# #selfie #imatree #thuglife
# #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
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# #sorrynotsorry
# #strangelyaroused
# #stublife
# #sudowoodoproblems
# #teamplayer
# #this_is_how_an_angel_dies
# #this_is_sparta
# #Toobigtofall
# #toothproblems
# #twinsies
# #underkill
# #vampiremirrorselfie
# #Worstweekever
# <3 hanging out with saruman
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# ┬──┬◡ﾉ(° -°ﾉ)
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# 💩
# 1 Like = 1 attempt to Perform space rendezvous
# 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
# 1 like = 1 respect   1 share = 15 respect   500 respect = 1 cool
# 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
# 100% legit free hugs
# 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
# 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
# 15 Mindblowing facts that prove jaws was real
# 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
# 27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
# 2pm and i'm not drunk yet
# 3 year olds first lego experience
# 4 8 15 16 23 42
# 5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay
# 500 gold for the private show
# 5th of November went too far this year
# 7 amazing ways of taking off your pants that will surprise you!
# 8.5 hours later...
# 9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation
# 99 bottles of beer on the wall
# 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
# A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
# A classic battle between the word and the sword, represented by the most noble creature
# A delicate pear
# A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
# a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
# a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
# A job so boring a bird could do it
# A kid peed in the ball pit, I took action
# A land war in asia
# A soulful rendition of "old man river"
# a spherical cow
# A window into my soul
# a/s/l?
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
# Aaaaaaaaaah
# Aaaaaargh
# About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
# about to die lol
# ack
# ACK-scuse me sir, Stop shaking hands and transmit some data.
# ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
# actually, around here we itemize our taxes
# Aesthetic.
# AGHHHHH
# Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
# Alan?
# alas, poor yorick, I knew him well.
# All flesh is grass
# all I wanted was soup. 
# All my selfies be like
# All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
# All these science spheres are made out of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.
# All these science spheres are made out of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos. 
# All things considered, it turned out nice again
# Allons-Y!
# almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea
# always darekst before the dawn
# Always get a full nights rest
# Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?!
# Am I a Pokemon?
# Amazing optical illusion! Can you see the duck?
# Amazing! Discovery! on mars!
# amazons newest delivery method 
# Amirite??
# An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
# An eight-stringed octopus?
# AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash!
# An unsuccessful bike design...
# ancient skull loses eye socket in fencing accident
# and a bluetooth made of pretzel sticks
# And so it began...
# And so the hunt begins!
# and suddenly, popcorn
# and that is the story of the very angry caterpillar
# AND THAT'S HOW i MET YOUR MOTHER.
# And the least of the five evils is....
# and then there were nine
# And then, you lightly drill the oven for 15 minutes on high
# And this, my dear, disproves the coriolis effect.
# And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
# and to think this is where it all started
# ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
# Angry sofa is angry.
# Animé girls don't look at explosions
# Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
# another day on california public transportation
# Another one bites the dust
# Another victim of 'got your nose!'
# Antimater Universe wants a hug.
# Ants close in on the tender eye-flesh
# ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
# Any hatchlings in here?
# Anyone craving some soup right about now?
# Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
# Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
# anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
# Apparently i have retinoblastoma.
# Apparently it's a thing now...
# Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
# Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
# Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
# apple's new offering: iscream
# Appropriately enough, the jury voted guilty
# April Fools!
# Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
# Are you feeling lucky, punk?
# Are you kidding me?
# are you sure this is a commandline?
# aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
# Artistic recreation from new fossil find
# As I place the flowers, I thought, "She will never forgive me for marrying her daughter."
# As long as there aren't any snake I should be fi- Shit! Snakes!
# as sir nibbles of acorn surveyed the destruction, he realized that he had forgotten to account for drag
# As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore.  I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
# As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
# As viewed on a Macintosh plus
# As you can see It's windy out here
# Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
# Asteroids hate him!
# astonishing how xenia flew that plane
# Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
# at last, validation
# at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock 
# At least it stopped bleeding acid
# At least someone's getting fed
# at least the last thing i'll ever see is pretty
# At that moment, something snapped.
# At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
# at times like this i ask, "why me?"
# Attracted to black holes, HELP!
# australia is not NZ!
# AUUUGH
# Aw, man, I hate gelatinous cubes...
# Aw, yisss!
# awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
# AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
# awkward! . . .
# Aww, honey, don't cry...
# Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor!
# Ayyyy LMAO!
# back on tinder!
# Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
# BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
# balloon ninja strikes again
# Banana invasion in progress
# BANANANANANANANANANA
# BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
# Bangarang Motherfuckers
# Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
# Bay-bae lolz
# Bazookateer crossing
# BDSM bringing another relationship together
# been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
# Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
# Before his untimely death.
# Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich 
# Belgium
# Best Christmas gift EVER!
# best day evar!!!!
# best easter ever
# Best funeral ever!!!!! YOLO
# Best Halloween costume yet! 
# Best map projection ever
# best republican caucus ever!
# best snowman ever!
# Best. Funeral. Ever.
# better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
# Beyond Level 256...
# big ben is going down.
# Big Bird, An orwellian Short
# big black orb #shit #soyuzfail
# Big bowl of star-flakes
# big data strikes back
# bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
# Bird seed companies HATE him
# birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
# Birds are less cute the closer they are.
# Birds: secretly a type of banana.
# Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
# bit nosy, aren't you?
# Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
# Black begins and wins.
# Black box recorder
# Blackout @ moscov metros station, i have no idea which way the peron is. #yolo
# blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
# Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne!
# bob ross has only become more powerful in death
# Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
# Bomber one on approach
# Bonehenge
# bowTieght!
# Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth. 
# Brb, burning house down
# breakfast in 'merica
# Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
# Brittish think tank
# brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
# Bulls don't often sit like this!
# Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^
# bURMA sHAVE!
# Burnination? Huh?
# Burrito night
# But I wanted to see the roof...  #FirstWorldProblems
# But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
# BUT WHERE DOES THE BLOOD GO?
# BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
# Cakephants are my new friends
# Can anybody help me identify this animal?
# Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
# Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy
# Can't believe what I almost threw away!
# can't make an omlet without breaking a few legs
# Can't stop recovery data,  My eyes hurt
# Cant explain that
# Cant sleep, clowns will kill me. Cant sleep, clowns will ...
# capes are in fashion
# Captain obvious strikes again
# captcha: Enter picture description
# Car broke down on the side of the highway.
# Car tiddlywinks proves success
# Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
# Cat tax paid
# Catman
# caught the sunset tonight at midday
# Ce n'est pas un canard
# CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe
# CERN proves existence of "the force"
# CERN's soLUtion to a cut in funding.
# cest ne pas un pipe
# Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
# Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
# Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
# Check out my new OC
# check out my new pet
# check out my new sauron fanfic
# Check out my new sonic oc!
# Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
# check out my usb sword!
# cheese = life
# Choose your snuggle toy
# Christ, what an asshole.
# clever girl.....
# Click "Like" when you see it!
# Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
# Click to show secret text
# CLOCK FACE-OFF
# Close the pod bay door, Hal.
# Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
# Combining that old vax with a microwave oven was a bad idea!
# come at me, pro!
# Come back! We aren't really going to eat you!
# Come on and Slam!
# come on iiiiin!
# Come on party people, put your hands together
# come on, put on the slippers.
# Come with me on a journey into time and space
# Conflicting messages
# Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
# conserve yours until the last possible second
# conspiracy theorists crestfallen after taking photo of platonic ideal rather than its specific manifestation
# Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
# Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time
# Copernicus: The early years
# CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
# Cory Doctrow finds Ron Paul's secret Lunar base
# could anyone help me find my contacts?
# cowabunga dude
# cowabunga, dudes!
# crawling and texting #badcombination
# crawling in my skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
# crenellate good times, c'Mon!
# Crocodile Pink Eye
# Cruise Kingdom 
# cthulu caught me slipping 
# cthulu wants what cthulu wants
# Cuneiform writing influenced fence makers for generations
# curiosity fed the cat
# Curiosity Stops Sending Photos, Transmits Crude Line Drawings Instead.
# cuteness depleted after 20 pictures!! #ripoff
# Da_FEELS###!
# Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
# Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
# Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
# DAMMIT JIM, I'M A DOCTOR NOT THE DOCTOR.
# damn tree!
# Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
# Damn, two o'clock already?
# damn. that squirrel's got a ball
# damned ninjas
# damnit, another drunken tree in the road
# Dance contest! #YOLO
# Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
# Danger: low clearance
# Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
# Dawn of the Bread
# Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain.
# Dawn: The Final day
# Day 12: it's going well I think
# Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
# day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
# Day:38 Bird Disguise works, No one knows I am a Worm
# daylight savings time always throws me off
# Daylight spending time!
# Deal with it
# Death star model 0.0.73
# Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster.
# Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
# dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
# Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
# devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
# Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
# Did i remember to lock the car?
# Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
# did this exist as a microwave?
# Diet is working!
# Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
# discovered a new shortcut for making toast
# Dispatch, I'm not Really Sure we have a Violation Number for this one
# Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career.
# diy abortion
# Do I look fat in this photo?
# Do I look like a penguin?
# Do my feet look fat?
# Do my feet smell?
# Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
# Do the Harlem Shake
# Do you care to #engage with this #content
# Do you feline lucky, punk?
# Do you have a lighter?
# do you reckon i can feed this to my pet spider?
# Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
# Doctor whheeeeeeeeee
# does anyone know how to get rid of eye worms?
# Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
# Does anyone know why it is doing this?
# does my ass look big in this?
# Does my eye look bloodshot?
# Does my hair look like it's thinning?
# Does this look infected?
# Does this look like pink eye to you?
# Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
# dOG SHAMING
# Doing Laundry on the TARDIS is hard. It's why companions wear the same clothes.
# DOMINO'S PIZZA IS MADE OF TURTLES! IT'S MADE OF TURTLES!!!!!!
# Dominos delivers!
# don't be silly, horses cant fly planes.
# Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs
# Don't Blink. Blink and you're dead. don't turn your back. don't look away. and don't blink!
# Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask
# Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
# Don't have a cow, man
# Don't inhale!
# Don't Press Turbo boost. Something tells me you should never press turbo boost.
# Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
# don't worry, it's part of my plan!
# Don't you know the Dewey decimal system!?!?!?!?
# Don't you love it when a pet looks like it's owner
# Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
# Dons Quixote start their parallel quests
# doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
# Down time
# Drat, the internet is leaking again.
# drill baby drill!
# drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
# drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
# Dryads. that is all.
# DUCK CONFUSED ABOUT DRESS COLOR, FEELING DEPRESSED
# Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
# DuckDuckGoes!
# duckface is the new radians
# Dude Did you know you could smoke almost anything?
# Dude, I can totally catch this!
# Dude, where's my car?
# Dude!  Dude?  Dude.
# DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
# Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered
# Early stages of Giraffe evolution
# EARTH HAS 4 CORNER   SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY  TIME CUBE  WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION.   4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1  DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
# Eat my shorts
# Eating my breakfast!
# eclipse o'clock
# Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard
# Edward, no!
# Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head.
# elevator be damned, I'm going to keep going until I see myself!
# emergency butter delivery
# engage!
# ESA probe enters black hole - first photos!
# Et boum! C'est le choc!
# Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite
# Even More Pictures of My Sweet little babies.
# even the sun cowers in fear!
# Evenutally, they'll write moby dick.
# ever get the feeling you're being watched?
# every breath you take, every move you make
# Every day my damn cat makes this face
# everyday i'm shoveling
# Everything maKes perfect sense now.
# everything makes sense now
# Everything truly IS awesome!
# Everything's coming up Milhouse
# Evolution of puzzles
# Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
# Exes, am I right?
# Existance is an illusion
# Extreme beer pong
# FACESWAP  lol
# FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am?
# Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse.
# Fancy 
# father & daughter re-unite! 
# Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
# feeding my pet
# FENTON!!! FENTON!
# Field Trip!
# File not found ... creating fake file...
# filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
# Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
# finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
# finally got that squid stache
# Finally here!
# Finally, new tires
# Fire can sometimes be hot?
# First day at school
# First day of school. 
# First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
# First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
# First post, be friendly
# First screenshot of portal 3 !!
# First time posting, please be nice
# First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory
# Fish hooks REALLY REALLY HURT
# Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
# Flat file viewing
# Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
# flying car - it is now officially the future
# Flying fish had no affect on it
# FML
# Fnnnaarrrrr!
# Foiled again by the bell curve
# fond this creepy ass painting in my basement. how much do you guys think it's worth ?
# food crisis strategy
# for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
# For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray"
# For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
# for science!
# for you
# Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
# Forgot to blow out my candles before I cut the cake
# forgot to turn the oven off!
# Formal on top, party on the bottom
# Fortunately this is posted on Google+, so nobody will ever see it.
# Found this ancient manuscript, can anyone translate it?
# found this at a novelty store
# found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
# Found this in my garden, wtf?
# Found this mushroom, thought of you
# found this on google maps earlier.
# Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach. 
# fourier transforms are too hard!!
# Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
# free the beast!
# Freedom in a nutshell. 
# Freshly waxed floors + new socks
# FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel.  watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
# fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
# FUCK NOT AGAIN
# Fucking CAKE
# Fulfilling western ideals!
# Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo
# funny how we type xoxoxo for kisses but oxoxox for an oxen stampede
# furrowed mustache
# Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
# Gentlemen, WITH OUR ENHANCED surveillance WE NOW KNOW WHAT THE ENEMY IS DOING, BUT WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHY?
# Gentlemen.  If you find it you are set for life.
# George insisted there were better things to worry about, but I had a feeling this was important.
# George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
# get spare glasses before meeting rod serling
# Get that camera out of my face!
# get your ass to mars
# Giant sentient banana found in space
# go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
# Go home Dumbledore. You're Drunk
# go home elephant you are drunk
# Go purr yourself!
# God i love sesame street
# God Save The Queen
# goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
# Goldilocks party!
# gone fishing 
# good old troubleshootin'
# Goodnight moon
# google bots have uncovered some missing bits
# GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
# Google's streetview prank zoomed way out.
# Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
# Got a message from an adoring fan today! <3
# got Peanut allergies #yolo #swag
# got to meet with charlie sheen
# Got your nose!
# Gotta catch em all.
# gotta take big ben down a peg
# GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
# Grab that snake, dont let it go, its lunchtime ya'know
# Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper! 
# Gravedigging time
# GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
# Great ScotT!
# Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
# Growing up in Texas, they didn't teach us this part of the water cycle.
# Guess I'm stuck here #permadeath #lol
# Guess that "sun" was really important after all
# Guess where I'm taking this photo from.
# Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
# Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
# GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
# Guys, I Found a Unicorn!
# Guys, this picture is awful
# ha ha ha... no.
# Had to settle for a beard
# haha oh my cat
# haha! i am dead inside!
# Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
# HAN SHOT THIRD #YOLO
# Happy Birthday, M C Escher
# Happy Birthday!
# Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
# has anyone seen my force field generator?
# Has science gone too far? 
# Hasbro's new product targets both the small girl and the adult male demographics.
# Hat in the cat strike back!
# Have fun in the Alps lol
# Have fun stormin' da castle. 
# Have you closed the airlock before we took off?
# Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
# have you heard?
# Have you two seen a small person come through here recently? He may have been carying a blue sword.
# havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH!
# He did say it was edible
# He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
# he is so cool
# He left me! :ccc
# He nailed it!
# He thought 'chutes were for the insecure
# He was never seen again
# He's been there for three days
# hello darkness my old friend
# Hello earthlings
# hello you're on car talk
# help being attacked by wormsaaaaaagghh
# HELP I'M just a pheasant 
# Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
# help wanted. inquire within.
# Help! HELP! I need an adult
# Help! my mustache is eating my fammmmmrhmhghhh
# Here comes the sun, do do do do...
# Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
# Heres a pic of a wild catus, who just saw a balloon
# Hey guys, watch this
# hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
# Hey there cutie
# Hey, check out my new green colored shirt!
# Hey, check out this cool website i found!
# Hey, it's windows 7 again!
# hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
# Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
# hey! check out larry's new aloe vera cream recipe! it works wonders on the skin and lips!
# Hey! My cloaca is down here!
# hgghjg
# Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go
# Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
# High Bro, five.
# His name is robert palmer.
# Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
# Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option?
# hobbitses
# HODOR!
# holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
# Holy Meals on Wheels
# Homework's done, finally time to get wasted
# Homo helicopteris captured in bali
# Honest, officer, that's what happened!
# Hope that wasn't a granny knot
# Hoping this makes it past customs
# horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
# H̪̬͚̲̥̠̗̻̿ͦͧ̂͟E͚̞͋͛ ͕͇̦̻͓̻̳́ͫ͌̆͌̽C̢̊ͯ͏̵̣͈̣̯̯͔O͚̲͓͎̟̳̱͐̊̈̽ͪ̓ͪ͞M͖͔̗̮̎̈́͑̏͡È̸̝̹̲̍ͦͤͦ̋̎̀͞ͅS̢̫̮͙̟̭̀̿͜
# H̪̬͚̲̥̠̗̻̿ͦͧ̂͟E͚̞͋͛ ͕͇̦̻͓̻̳́ͫ͌̆͌̽C̢̊ͯ͏̵̣͈̣̯̯͔O͚̲͓͎̟̳̱͐̊̈̽ͪ̓ͪ͞M͖͔̗̮̎̈́͑̏͡È̸̝̹̲̍ͦͤͦ̋̎̀͞ͅS̢̫̮͙̟̭̀̿͜
# Houston, we are the problem
# Hoverboard to full power!
# how can mirrors be real if your eyes aren't real?
# How did I get here?
# How did I get here?!?
# How did the mars rover get here?
# how do i resize the city?
# how do I take photos with this?
# how do i turn this off?
# how do you get the screensaver off?
# How does this work again?
# How Else dID you think they make Toothpicks?
# How is this still a thing?
# How many can there be?
# How much absinthe did you say was in this?
# how to make roommate stop pooping everywhere
# How's My new haircut?
# hungry hungry fencing subcontractors 
# Hunka Hunka burnin' steel
# I  think I need new glasses.
# I 'M out of the acorn
# I always fast forward through this part.
# I am a beautiful person.
# I am become Death, Destroyer of insects smaller than 4mm
# I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
# I am infinite.  i am eternal.
# i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
# I am the creator.
# i am wearing a bolo tie
# I believe in an afterbirth.
# I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.
# I blame lack of regulation
# I blame supernasa
# I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
# I broke cookie clicker...
# i broke it
# I broke the etch & sketch
# I call it: "The Futility of American Anything"
# I call zeno's paradox on this... thing.
# I can can hear satellites crying in my teeth
# I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right
# I can has cheezburger?
# I can jump that far!
# I CAN NEVER STOP SCREAMING
# I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
# I can take photos with my teeth!
# I can walk on my hands
# I can't believe it's not cake batter
# I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
# i can't form the words to describe such beauty
# I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
# I CHOOSE YOU!
# i did not account for the flames
# i do the same thing at frat parties
# I Don't believe in primordial black holes... I don't believe in primordial black holes...
# I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
# i don't even remember taking this pic!
# I don't get it either.
# i don't have time for this!
# I don't know
# I don't know how to play...
# I don't know if this is proof of anything other than old habits dying hard
# I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S SAYING, BUT HE SOUNDS LIKE HE'D MAKE A GREAT PRESIDENT
# I don't regret pressing the button
# i don't remember this scene form star wars
# I don't see how sniffing this globe will help my complexion, but I'll try anything at this point.
# I don't think I really understand what this is.
# I don't think that's supposed to go there...
# I don't think this is working
# i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
# I don't want to set the world on fire
# i donna think it means what you think it means
# I dream of death
# I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
# I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
# I finally killed the weird recognizer that was following me
# I find this picture reflects my soul.
# I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
# I fixed it guys
# I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
# I forgot to get a plane
# I forgot to turn the tap off lol
# I fought the law. They won
# I found a three fingered kitten!
# I found it!!!!!!!
# I found the missing pieces!
# i found this ancient manuscript. can anyone translate it?
# I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
# I found this little guy in the woods near my house
# I found this on my arm when I woke up this morning. Can anyone tell me what it is?!
# I got a new geigerteller
# I GOT MY EYEBROWS DID
# I got the job!
# I got the keys to the city.
# I got this in the mail today
# I guess I only have myself to blame.
# I guess the cat didn't really want to go to the vet
# I has a sad
# i hate
# i hate it when this happens
# I hate the carnival so much right now
# I hate this channel
# I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
# I hate waking up from a really good dream
# i hate you.  die in a fire.
# i have a bad feeling about this.
# I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
# I have never been happy
# I have tasted many fish
# I hear someone yelling at me... i have no idea why
# I hope he's not hungry
# I immediately regret eating that
# i invented a thing
# I just bought this
# I just can't see the point anymore
# I just don't get recursion.
# I just joined the Kite Kite Kite!
# i just want to do existential things with my friends
# I just want to watch the world burn
# I knew I nailed it!
# I KNEW I WASN'T GOING TO BE ABLE TO WALK IN THESE!
# I knew it wasn't cheese after the first bite, but i didn't want to be rude to God. He worked so hard on it.
# I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
# I knew pi would lead to this
# I knew there would be side effects
# I like this picture
# I loled my head off!!!
# I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him.
# I lost my tooth
# I lost my wits
# I lost my wrist
# i love a good featureless white void
# i love my family
# I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
# I love star wars!
# I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
# i miss myspace. *sigh* #thegoodolddays
# I mistook myself for a bird
# I need an adult. -- I am an adult.
# i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
# i need to do my laundry more often.
# I never get a space ship, I never get anything!
# I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
# I never understood that part of the bibile
# I only wanted a cheeseburger
# i pushed this.  was that bad?
# I put on my wizard robe and hat
# I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
# i refuse to regret this decision
# I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
# i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
# I say: nuts to that!
# I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
# I sentence you to deliciousness!
# I should not have tried those shrooms...
# I should really separate those
# I solved the debt crisis!
# I still say it looks White and Gold!
# I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
# I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
# I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST!
# I think I can... I think I can
# I think I have too many swords
# I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter
# I think i lost my dorsal fin
# I think i made a point!
# i think i need to get out more.
# I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
# i think it's working now, ask me anything
# I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
# I think the white balance on my new SLR is off
# I think there's something here
# I think this is actually kind of a big step for a man.
# I think this is the wrong python script
# I think we deserved it.
# i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
# I thought aircraft carriers were bigger....
# I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong.
# I thought it was a good idea at the time
# I thought it would be bigger
# i thought maybe if I uninstalled flash...
# I thought of it, and it happened
# I thought this ball pit would be more fun
# I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
# I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
# I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
# I told you to keep the raptors secure
# I trained him to do this, but now he won't stop.
# I used to be like... but then i was all...
# i walk a lonely road, the only road that i have ever known...
# i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
# I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
# I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
# I was an adventurer like you, but then i took an arrow to the knee
# I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
# I was going to eat it, but then I found Out It had Gluten
# i was gonna eat that
# I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters!
# I was just trying to install freebsd...
# I was late
# I was making a mind map but I fell off the edge...
# i was told this came with a bowl of soup.
# I welcome our event-driven overlords
# I will take that one please
# I will use it if it is web scale
# I will wear this shirt until one of us dies.
# I wish I could afford the monopolar model...
# I wish I could ride in a balloon
# I wish they'd standardize the charger
# I wish this was fake...
# I woke up sleeping next to this. #yolo
# I wonder if it will be friends with me
# I wonder what will this lead to...
# i wonder why you left me here.
# I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
# I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
# I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords
# I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
# I'd call this experiment a success.
# i'd like bacteria a lot more if they smiled.
# I'd like to advise everyone not to eat avocados.
# I'd take the stairs, but...
# I'd tap dat.
# I'd tap that
# I'll catch it one day
# I'll just go buy cigarettes
# I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
# I'll never fit in!
# i'll never get tired of this.
# I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
# i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
# I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
# i'M 12 AND WHAT IS THIS?
# I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
# I'm a bird lol
# I'm a fighter!
# I'm a Real Boy!
# I'm a wizard!
# I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir. 
# i'm being ironic
# I'm going to be smashed to bits
# i'm just surprised it took this long.
# I'm lost without your love, baby
# I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
# I'm never going on chatroulette again
# I'm no longer welcome at the play centre.
# I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
# I'm not even mad. that's amazing
# I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
# i'm now 75% more efficient
# I'm ready!
# i'm really diggin' your shovel
# i'm so funny and original
# I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
# I'm sorry, I'm gluten free
# I'm, like, a minecraft genie!
# I've been robbed!
# I've discovered a new clean-power source
# I've found a new way to feed the poor
# I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
# i've got hurt feelings 
# i've made a huge mistake
# I've made a huge mistake
# I've never been so aware of my own hunger
# i've never felt so alone.
# I've never felt so empty before
# I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
# i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
# If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
# if democracy fails you can count on stalin!
# if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
# If i am in your dreams at night, in those dreams i want you to describe to me the sources of international law
# if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
# If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
# if only i had friends...
# if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
# if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
# if you got it, flaunt it
# If you hadn't invented it, it would have to exist.
# If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
# if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
# If you're brave enough...
# If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
# If you've got a moustache...
# Ikea art
# im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
# in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
# In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box.
# In case you didn't know, that's an entire city running away. Buildings and all. You should run too.
# In D&D you *are* your equipment
# In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
# In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition
# in line at the dmv
# In my dreams I'm always strong
# In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
# in the future, EVERYTHING will be wireless
# in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
# In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
# in theathers, close to you
# Initiate evasive maneuver!
# Ink-blots describe how they see students
# inner city air conditioning
# Insert a turnip into the serial port.
# Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
# International relationships are getting worse
# Interns wanted: Must have 5TB+ of Storage Space.
# intertial reference frame, activate!
# introducing the yolo distribution
# is good idea yes
# Is it a bird, is it a plane, no it is spiderpig!
# Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
# is it midnight yet?
# Is it really today, already?
# is it wrong how turned on i am by this?
# Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
# Is that a new pokemon?
# is that a war walrus?
# Is that what I think it is? in my salad?
# is the eject button meant to do this?
# Is there a bee on my nose?
# Is there really any point? FML
# IS there something in my nose?  #Nofilter
# Is this a horse man or a duck man? The answer may surprise you!
# Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
# Is this an april fools joke?  why did this show up at my door?
# is this illegal?
# is this just a fantasy?
# Is this real life?
# Is this room 101?
# Is this too cheesy?
# Isn't he cute?
# it all fits together, guys!
# it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
# It is never safe.
# It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
# it makes sense if you think about it
# It seemed better in my head
# It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
# IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
# it was an odd place to find a stop sign
# it was never this complicated when I was a kid
# It was the rational response 
# It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined  cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
# It's a cat ass trophy
# it's a faaaaake!
# It's a Finger trap
# it's a metaphor
# It's a timey-wimey time-lord
# It's ALIVE!
# it's bicycles all the way down
# It's bigger after you put it together.
# it's called "depleted" 'cause it's heavier
# it's fun to do bad things
# it's in a good part of town
# it's like rain on your wedding day!
# It's Loch Ness Turtles all the way down.
# it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
# It's not a good part of town
# It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
# it's not what you think
# it's only awkward if you think it's awkward #awkotaco
# It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life!
# it's pretty dark in this box
# It's smaller on the outside
# It's the great pumpkin, Charlie Brown!
# It's the little things
# it's the minecraft world
# Jesus Wept
# Jet fuel *can* melt steal beams.
# Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
# Jet memes cant fuel steel belts
# Job interview today.
# John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much
# John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
# Joining the illuminati was the best decision EVER!
# Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
# Jugghead got nothing on me :p
# Just a little more to the right
# just another cat video
# Just another day in paradise
# Just another standard morning coffee
# Just combing my M.C. Escher
# just cos()
# just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
# Just Got A new camera phone!
# Just hangin' around
# just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever
# just look at that motherfucking satellite
# Just not myself today.
# Just one of those days
# just playing with my pet
# Just prior to learning I should have paid more attention in Kinematics.
# Just some home decorating
# Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares.
# just two more trips over the horizon
# kang, do i look good in this?
# keep on truckin...
# Khan!
# Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
# kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood
# Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
# ksp mission success
# Lack of cucumbers
# ladies
# Larry asked me to be his wingman
# last march of the ents
# Last time i buy a budget hairdryer 
# Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh.
# leaked photo of hellraiser reboot
# leapfrog, anyone?
# Leave this one adrift, Ishmael. Let the ocean take her
# Legal Issues
# Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
# lemme at dem boigas!!!
# Lemons don't smell like cheese when you burn them.
# Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
# Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said. 
# Let's have a blinking contest
# Let's play "Guess what andy the anaconda ate"
# LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE.
# Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back
# Life is a matter of perspective, really.
# Life is cruel and unyielding, and what must be must be
# Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
# Life on the moon.
# Life outside the matrix
# Light traffic today.
# Like a G6, baby, like a g6
# like my new haircut?
# Like my new nails?
# Likes grains of sand in an hourglass...
# linux compatible toaster at last!
# Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
# lol, no i didn't jump
# London
# london bridge gets a songg, where is mine?
# Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
# Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
# Look at me jumping!
# look at me, i'm from England!
# Look at my dollar coin
# Look at my new blue dress!
# look at my new dog!
# look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
# Look at that fart propulsion
# Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh! 
# Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
# look into my eyes, look deep into my eyes.
# look ma, no hands!
# Look man, it's never gonna happen
# Look out!
# Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
# Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
# look what happened to my satellite
# look what i found underneath my pillow
# Look what I just ordered on amazon.com!
# look what the doctors found in me!
# Looks like he wants a ride. Should we pull over?
# Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
# Los Angeles sure is beautiful this time of year
# Lost in Space...
# lost my comb again... gonna have to go to work looking like a sexy hobo instead of a sexy businessman
# lost, no gps. does anyone recognize this landmark?
# Love is creepy
# love it!
# love it!"...The Aristocrats."
# Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon!
# Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
# Luuunch-Tiiiiiime
# Macklemore concert was awesome!
# Made in god's own image, yessiree!
# Magnificent as fuck
# Magnified 10,000 times
# Making a new house rn brb #Homeless
# Making a selfie.
# Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
# Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
# Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich
# Man in the Moon slumming
# man it's hot today
# Man or mouse? No need to decide!
# Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
# Man, it's windy
# Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
# Man, that was the best party in my life
# Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
# Mari-OH
# mario Kart is harder in real life
# married a cat 
# Mars Instant Messenger Prototype
# marvel universe howard the duck returns
# Massive orgy reaches climax
# MATE YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR STICK
# Maths are hard
# Max gentleman
# may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
# Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
# Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
# Maybe this counts as clean energy
# McDonald's 1 Dollar burger explained
# me and all my friends
# Me llamo t-bone
# Me, before the topical ointment
# Me, Graduation from villain Acadamy
# Me, when I realised I hadn't packed any Messenger pigeons. Awkward!
# Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
# Meet fluffy, just showed up at my door one night
# Meet the new CEO of my Bank!
# memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
# Mentos and lava
# Meow what seems to be the problem?
# Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring.
# Meritocracy is a pipe dream
# Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
# Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
# Minimalist cat
# Minister!  We're running out of time.
# Mistakes were made.
# Mmm, Spider cake!
# Mmm... Vegemite
# mmm...vegemite...
# mmmmm.... Bones....
# Modern art is getting a little too modern for me.
# modest pile of dinosaurs
# Molten steel can't fuel jet beams
# Monday mornings
# monkey movember
# moo!
# More advantages to USB type c revealed
# More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
# morning selfie :-)
# Moses lied to me.
# Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday; I can't be sure.
# Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered 
# Muahahahahahah
# My 7 picture is upside down
# My baby is learning how to write!
# My boss said to use my head to find a lighter alloy for our product. I think I did something wrong.
# My boyfriend finally proposed!
# my castles stand on pillars of sand
# My cat barfed this out
# my cat got into the *other* catnip
# My cat is cuter than yours.
# my cat is sick
# My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!
# my children will never understand me
# my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake.
# my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
# My clothes need a wash...
# My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon
# My dad in the army
# My doctor said to take two of these and call him in the morning.
# my edvard munch housen syndrome is acting up
# My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
# my euler circuit is alive!
# My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
# My first selfie!
# my flatmate told me he would cook diner. 
# My four other heads and I are counting on your vote!
# my friend posing while a plane flies by
# MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
# My girlfriend thinks I need to shave my beard.  Thoughts?
# My God do I hate being right all the time
# My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
# My gout's acting up again
# My halloween costume
# My hero
# My Hobby: freaking people out
# MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets
# My hobby: photography
# My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
# My house is my castle
# my lasik didn't go so well.
# MY MOUSE GOT A FACIAL TATTOO. WILL IT LIMIT HIS RESEARCH JOB PROSPECTS?
# my neighbor got a job as a watchmaker. He stands around all day making faces!
# my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
# my new app for power outages - may need to rethink this.
# my new boss
# My new cat is awesome 
# my new duvet cover!
# my new haircut only exists in another dimension
# My new haircut! 
# My new neighbor seems a  bit odd
# My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
# My new pony <3<3<3xoxo<3<3<3
# My new tattoo
# my new toaster has some strange attachments
# My next tattoo! It means "strength and Bravery".
# My nieghbor totoro loses his mind
# My nose will grow now.
# My parents took away my phone privileges
# my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
# My roomba is slower than normal
# My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
# My roommate ordered pizza - I didn't save him any.
# my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
# My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
# My selfie stick broke.
# My server cooling system.
# my taco face
# My tastes are very... singular
# my time machine isn't working again! D:
# my toothache has got worse recently
# My trip to Europe #selfie
# My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site!
# my wonderful dad!
# Myspace tom to ground control-  
# mYTH BUSTED!
# na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
# nasa and the Post office collaborate on new postage stamp
# Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
# NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
# Nasa is fully funded
# Need a Haircut
# Neil Degrasse Tyson is having a bit of an odd day.
# Neither the hero this city needs or deserves, still he was the only hero this city had.
# Never bring a blowgun to a knife fight.
# Never divide by zero
# Never gonna give you up...
# Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
# New amazon product
# New boyfriend.  Don't know why my parents don't like him?
# New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
# New car flipping world record set
# new drupal logo
# New false color imagery from mars curiousity
# New haircut!
# New headcanon:
# New means to help collect more evidence
# new member of the family
# New microwave over cures/causes cancer!
# New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
# New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
# new phone who dis
# new president misuses "literal", becomes a duck
# New selfy stick you can hold with your foot
# New Super Mario bros in real life!
# New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
# new tattoo on the back of my head so no one can sneak up on me
# Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
# Nice leg.
# NICE MULTIPANTS
# night sledding deserves a quiet night
# No good deed goes unpunished
# No guitar without a sombrero
# No lie, this is delicious
# no matter where we go, its always cold
# No more sorrow!
# no one ever suspected the shovel
# No regrets on this new roofing material
# no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
# No wants to hear me talk about my cat
# No way, man! Bento box disappointment.  Lone green pea.
# no wonder the cat always sits here
# No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
# No, really; I'm an 8-legged dog. Come Closer.
# NO. JUST NO.
# nobody knows the trouble i've seen
# Nom nom nom
# nomnomnomnom nomnom om nom nom
# nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
# Nope nope nope nope nope
# Northrop Grumman has released the world's first Macrowave Oven. Enclosed in this prototype is the entire nation of iran.
# Not a fruit
# Not Again :(
# Not all dreams can come true
# Not as healthy as it looks
# Not even once
# Not even once...
# Not gonna lie. No idea what this is.
# Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
# not sure whether or not to tip him
# Note 2: Use a frozen potato
# Note: HUGE SUCCess
# Nothing new under the sun
# Nothing to see here.
# Notice anything different?
# Notice: thank you for noticing. Your noticing has been noted.
# Now that I am an adult I can decide what that means.
# Now turn it upside-down
# Now we play... the most dangerous game
# Now we're ready to attach the spiders.  Remember, be gentle.
# Now where did i leave my ocarina. . .
# now you're hungry too.
# Now, It's not every Day you get to be glorious leader
# Nutritionists hate this simple trick
# NUTS!
# Obama pardons Santa claus
# obsession is a dangerous thing
# Office gamification has got out of hand.
# Officer, You could arrest me, but just this once, let's Just Hug it Out.
# Oh bother not again
# oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
# Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with cameras
# OH GOD HOW DO I COMPUTER?!?!?!!
# Oh god is it still following me?
# OH GOD SPIDERS
# OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
# OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
# Oh God! It's happening again!
# oh god!! the youtube views were not worth it!! they weren't woooorth iiiiit
# Oh here we go
# oh I feel a yearning so bad
# oh look, a penny
# OH MY GOD A HORSE
# oh no you didn't
# Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
# Oh no, i've got glue-cose stuck to my hand!
# Oh no, it's the moon
# Oh No! Not again!
# Oh no! Not again.
# Oh no! Not Again.
# Oh shit, not again.
# Oh, Canada...
# oh, god, why?
# oh, is that godot? Finally...
# Oh, that's where I left them!
# oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS  COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE"
# Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
# Okay, bradford pears grow *really* fast.
# Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
# omfg who would wear that hat
# omfg, space bugs
# OMG Becky look at her butt
# OMG I cannot even
# omg too much chiplote
# OMG TotalLy want that body!! <3
# OMG! Kittens!
# OMG! r u 4 real?! this is like the best thing evaaaar! #yay #blessed #someonelovesme
# On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
# On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
# On what planet is this an acceptable shade tree? #Goaway
# one does not simply wok into mordor
# one electrocution can ruin your entire day
# One of the less popular Transformers.
# One of these things doesn't belong.
# One of those mornings...
# One year ago I looked like this
# only 90 kids will remember this.
# only 90s kids will get this!
# Only 90s kids will remember
# Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
# Only way to be sure #nukefromorbit
# onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
# oompa loompa diggeti doo
# OOooommmm bop, bop bop bah boo whop
# Oops, I forgot the cowboy hat
# oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening 
# Oops.
# Open wide!
# Optimus prime was having a bad day.
# Otters. They are the craziest.
# ouch!
# our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
# Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
# Our proudest moment
# Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
# Ow.
# Oy, my giblets!
# Pac-man's missing piece
# Pacman or ms.Pacman?
# Pants Optional
# paper can't substitute the smell of an old kindle
# parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
# Park and ride
# PARKOUR IN ACTION
# Parlez vous Francais?
# Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
# passed another hitch hiker
# peacekeeping mission is a total success
# peeling back the pages of history
# Penguins are people too #equality
# Pentagonal head?  That's nuts!!!   *cough* *ahem* I think you mean bolts.
# Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
# Perspective issues
# Philae lander found!
# photo proof for you skeptics out there
# photobombed again
# photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
# Photographic evidence that cookies exist on other planets.
# PHOTOSYNTHESIS HELL YEAH
# Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy.
# Picasso's illegitimate child...
# Picked this up at the thrift shop
# Picked up this little fellow from the pound!
# Picking mushrooms
# picture of my boyfriend
# picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
# PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
# Piglet was not amused
# Pintsize what are you doing?!
# Pizza TIME
# play it cool
# Please note that our professional disaster recovery team are working tirelessly to rebuild your data. We apologise for the delay. - xkcloud
# Please send help.
# Please, please, please not again!
# Please. Save yourself.
# Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
# Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
# PostPostModern art
# Praise robot jesus!  humans, convert and roll out!
# Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
# Press 'continue' to abort.
# Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
# Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
# pretty sure the void is staring back #whenyoustarelongenough #lostsanity
# Prius Love
# Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
# product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
# Prom Night at tentacle monster HIgh
# pronounced duh-jango
# Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
# Proof that dinosaurs and humans coexisted
# proof that we didn't actually land on the moon. Americans are sheep
# PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
# Proof: loch ness monster.
# Prop Failure #Lol#Hustonwehaveaproblem
# prototype soccer ball
# PSA:  If you don't see this, don't ask your embarrassing medical questions
# Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
# Putin Putin in orbit
# quack quack, motherflipper
# Quite.
# QWANTZ Fanfic
# Rabbits are vicious creatures when their data are stolen
# racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
# Ramen is squishy and soft
# RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
# Real Eyes Realize real lies.
# real landscapes have curves
# real letters have curves #Serif
# Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr!
# really not how I thought I would die
# Really, the star wars prequels are under-rated if you think about it
# Reblog to 500 people or your cat will die.
# rebranding of national park service almost complete
# rehearsals ARE going great! AnD Don't forget to come to the premiere on Thursday!
# release the kraken
# Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
# Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
# research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna
# results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm
# reverse et
# reverse microwave oven
# Riemann should have had this idea
# RIP SPEAK N SPELL
# rm -rf /
# Roadrunner is the new transport minister
# Robert'); Drop Table students;--
# Robots in much better disguise
# rock beats scissors
# Rock, paper, FACE
# Rocket pseudo-science!
# rodeo!!
# rofl
# Roll of toilet paper reacts to US Deficit
# Rollerskating always was overrated
# run little ghost, run!
# RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!!
# sad cow is sad
# Safety: it's more like 'Guidelines'
# Said the duchess to the vicar.
# Sailor Moon Cosplay Queen
# Sarlac ball pit!
# sarlac ball-pit!!!
# Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it
# Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
# Saw this outside last night. Is it dangerous?
# school's out!
# Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
# Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
# Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date
# Screw it, here's a cat pic
# searching for brain, found this instead
# See a carrot deflate a pool ball
# See it again in slo mo
# SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
# SELDOM UTILIZED DIET TRICKS
# Self Portrait: Complete.
# Selfie #Nofilter
# Selfie in corner store #35.   $10,000.
# Selfie in the morning
# Selfie with Benedict Cumberbatch
# senpai noticed me! ^_^
# sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
# share and enjoy
# share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
# She's got interesting taste in men.
# Sheena, who dis
# Ships that pass in the night, and speak each other in passing
# Should i fall from grace?
# should i see a doctor about this?
# Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
# SIDE GOER 4
# Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
# SINgle mom discovers incredible way to overthrow capitalism. you won't believe it!
# Skydiving #photobomb #shark #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
# slippin' into the future
# smile for the camera!
# Smile!  You're on Candid Microscope
# smiling is for optimists
# Snapchat with aliens sure takes forever. #damnlag
# Snapped this with my phone, what is it?
# Snowman accident
# So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today! 
# So i found this on my phone?
# so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
# So it's true, then.
# So it's true, then. 
# so like my GF said cutting flowers is like totally bad, but she gets like really pissed if I forget ANY little anniversay, so #ifixed it
# So long and thanks for all the fish!
# So long, and thanks for all the fish
# So long, and thanks for the fistbumps
# so much for your "Democracy"
# So that happened
# So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
# So thats What Jesus did
# So this happened.
# So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
# So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
# So, it has come to this...
# so, scientology...
# So, this happened. 
# so. sick. of. this. pic.
# So... the other day, I was minding my own business...you'll never guess what happened next!
# So... those were real
# So...Magnets, right?
# Solo Thumbwar
# solve all your problems with hemlock
# Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
# some men just want to watch the world burn.
# Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
# Somehow the welcome mat ended up inside the house.
# someone just gave me this. I don't know what it means...
# someone take this banana off my face
# Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
# SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
# Something seems to be wrong with my car
# Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
# SOmething went wrong while shaving...
# Sometimes all you can do is wait
# Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
# Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
# sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb
# Sometimes, a spherical cow is a reasonable assumption.
# Somewhere, this exists.
# Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
# Soon. Soon...
# sorry dad
# Sorry for the potato quality.
# Sorry for your loss, but next time pay attention to where the glass stops
# SOYUZ SOLAR ARRAY decimating couch
# SPAAAAAAAAcE
# Spaaaaaaaace!
# Space from my window
# Spiders. Nope.
# Spring has sprang
# SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
# Stalemate
# Starbucks <3 <3 <3
# Starting to regret my OUYA purchase
# stay away from my eggcorns
# Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
# stay out of my house, santa
# steel beams taste best with a dallop of gasoline
# Step 1:  Jump the shark.
# sTEP ONE CUT A HOLE IN THE BOX
# step one: cut a hole in the box
# Steve is realxing
# Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
# still better than last year in ottawa
# Still no martians
# still, i think it was a good idea
# stipple slash of saturn
# Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist
# Stop stalin and make up your mind
# Stop! Hammer time!
# stork carrying a babby rabbit!
# straight out of the hacker's jargon file!
# Straight outta compton
# Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
# Strangely, my patients don't like this new couch.
# Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
# Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
# Stupid Bird!
# Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
# such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
# such lambda
# Sun deflation: optimal
# Sunrise over the La brea tar pits! #majestic
# sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
# sup brah
# super high intensity training at NORAD
# Support my kick-starter! A whole new devise with bluetooth and a button!
# SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo!
# Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
# Sweet, they new red shirts are on sale again!
# T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
# Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston. 
# tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
# Take my money!
# take that atheists
# take two, they are small
# taken from earth orbit
# Talking to my fans...
# Tamper-Proof
# TANSTAAFL... Mostly
# Target Found.
# Teach a fis how to to man... wait?
# Ted Cruz 20-Infinity
# Ted Cruz imagines himself like this and things it's normal.
# terminal velocity is a myth
# Terms and conditions apply, actual product may vary
# Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
# Testing my new high-contrast filter outside the unicyclist meet up
# thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
# Thanks Obama!
# Thanks!
# that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
# That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
# That is not how you Ikea
# That is one dapper bird.
# That is, in fact, a squirrel.
# That makes me very angry...
# That sweater is so 2013
# That was one hell of a party last night.
# That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad.  "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed.
# That was when things started to get a little weird. 
# That'll teach them not to misspell my name at Starbucks 
# That's gonna hurt on the way out
# That's just not very funny
# that's me!
# THAT'S NO MOON
# That's not a chicken
# That's not a nut!
# THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
# that's one nasty burn!
# That's the princess I want to save
# That's too much, man!
# that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
# thats what she said
# The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
# The answer is blowing in the wind...
# The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
# The basis for fast and furious 13.
# THE BEES!!!!!
# The best brick joke possible.
# the best stars are sky stars!
# The birds found the hobbit hole
# The building blocks of life
# The Captain Crunch Kraken
# The castle was in you, all along!
# The cat brought in another bird.
# the charge of the light brigade
# The choice is simple.
# The co-op and I have been trading our gently used teabags around. Discovering a lot of new flavors!
# The dark helps me see in the carrots
# the dark side of the moon, amirite?
# the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
# The designers of this camera literally nailed it
# The Dissolution of Parliament.
# The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
# the dog scanned my homework
# The dress is black and white!
# The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that in glory and triumph they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot.
# The electric dirk was a better dance move than a weapon
# The ents met the triffids
# the event horizon returned
# The evolution of fun
# The Excresence of Indifference (mixed media, 2015)
# The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
# the first official thing i stole from my college roommates.
# the floor is made of lava. send help.
# The French space program
# the game begins...
# the game no please why do you haunt me the game i lost the game
# The gang destroyed the context
# The glow cloud (all hail) stopped by today.
# The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
# The hills are alive!
# the hills have eyes
# The HORROR!
# The horrors of war
# The illuminati embarrassed to admit that the "world" they control is only a h0 scale model
# The infamous Snow-muon.
# The knids are hungry
# The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
# The last person to be surprised by a selfie
# The last thing I heard was "I swear this will be fun"
# The last thing we see before we die
# The last thing you see before you die
# the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
# The less you look at it, the funnier it gets.
# The lifts never worked properly in the Volcano Lair
# The Little Borg Prince
# The little prince is full of siht
# the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books
# The machine was supposed to show the future, but it never turned on. I was horrified to realize this wasn't because it was broken.
# The magic smoke escaped :(
# The man leaned in close, and that was when she discovered he had clockwork eyes!
# The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
# the microsoft promised land
# The Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
# The moon landing was a lie
# The moon looks weird today
# The Moon Will Eat What it will
# The most diabolical teamup in history
# The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
# The new Doctor Who is quite the quack.
# The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
# the new usb feels like a step backward
# The newest Olympic sport
# The next generation of crypto currencies 
# The ninetys called, and I had to answer.
# The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
# the oceans are made of sky tears
# The one true way
# the only people for me are the mad ones
# The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
# The Prodigy is in town!
# the prophecy was true !
# The prophecy was true!
# The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
# The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
# the rest is darkness and decay
# The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
# The ritual has begun.
# The rook is getting closer. Help me.
# the saddest moment of my childhood
# The second mouse gets the cheese
# The secret to infinite storage space
# The side of my car. #roadrage
# The signal came from this sector
# The soap bubble music experiment went rather well.
# The solution to all life's problems
# The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
# The strangest thing subway ever gave me
# the strategic air control has been exploring alternative revenue streams.
# THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
# The taste stays with you forever
# The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
# The time has come.
# The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
# The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.)
# the Uk space agency is making britain proud
# The unforgiving war on health
# The view outside of my airplane window.
# The vlog was better than the movie
# the way of the future
# The weight of life in a starry landscape
# the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
# The world isn't Flat, it's Sharp
# The Zebra was lying down
# the zoidberg axis
# their love was doomed from the start...
# Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
# Thelma and louise was reaaaaaallll
# There goes the neighborhood...
# There is a whole other world in my navel
# There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
# There is no way you can back up that claim. And that's okay.
# there is none of this left in the men's room #help
# there snow such thing as global warming
# There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
# There's a third bump, growing fast
# There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
# There's no more time!
# These aren't my sandwiches
# These cravings will never stop
# These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
# These night vision goggles don't work
# these pretzels are making me thirsty.
# These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
# THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
# They can see me! 
# they dont need us anymore
# they had no idea the damage they had done
# they moved the headstones, but they didn't move the bodies
# they said be careful, we said yolo
# THEy said it was "futuristic" and "useful"
# they said we couldn't play god
# They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror
# They see me rolling, they hating
# they told me carrots were good for eye health
# they told me cat eyes would make me look good
# they're all dead, dave.
# They're all watching me
# They're watching us.
# Things Lost in couch cushions 
# this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie
# This apple got a face on it dog
# This caught my eye
# this could be improved by laser technology
# This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
# This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
# this didn't last long.
# This elevator has no 'down'!
# This explains everything
# This explains it all
# this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
# this guy can't believe what i'm doing.
# this guy keeps following me
# this guy took a photo of his food every day for a year, you won't believe what happens next!
# This guy...
# This is a cat
# This is a good idea
# THis is a love/hate poem.
# This is exactly what you think it is
# this is for all you haters who said i'd never make it as a conductor.
# THIS IS FOR KIBO!
# This is how we celebrate easter usually
# This is how you get ants!
# this is just a tribute #thed
# This is just like my 5th birthday party.
# THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it.  If you don't think about it too much.
# this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
# This is my birthday gift for you. I hope to see it hanging in your living room!
# This is no cave
# This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
# this is not what i meant it to be
# tHis is not what i was looking for
# This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
# This is still what I had for breakfast
# This is symbolic.
# This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
# This is the last hetero-normative domino Game i plan to attend
# this is the last time i go skiing @mammoth
# this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet
# This is the second worst day of my life.
# This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world.
# This is the strangest weasel I've ever seen.
# this is the weirdest hickey.
# This is the year of linux
# This is twitter, right? #confused
# This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents
# THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU JOKE ABOUT HALF-LIFE 3.
# This is what happiness looks like
# This is what I do on friday evenings now
# This is what i had for breakfast
# This is whom the nsa uses to watch you.
# This is why I don't order take-out
# This is why I'm not an EMT
# This is why we can't have good things
# This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
# This isn't where i parked my zeppelin! 
# This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
# THIS LOOKS SHOPPED. I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
# This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
# This man must not realize that it is the whole building moving up and down, not the elevator.
# This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
# This needs a motivational text
# This new LP is on fire, yo! I love that warm vinyl sound.
# This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
# This one weird object blocks out the light!
# this one's over 15 kt bitches!
# This photo mooves me
# This photo was taken from my basement
# This photo was taken from my iphone
# this plot is odd.
# This song describes me perfectly
# This squirrel really knows how to cook
# this thing just showed up in my garden. is it safe?
# This trebuchet is set to self-destruct!
# this was in the bible
# this was my inspiration
# This was the most unkindest cut of all
# This wasn't a problem back in the usenet days
# this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
# This will make sense if you look at it upside down
# This will require more delta-V than we expected.
# This would be a great Emoji
# Thorax Cluster
# Those Eyes! @_@
# those weren't Altoids.
# Threaten large birds... check.
# throwing epic shade!
# Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
# Tic Tac Toe, motherfucker
# Ticks, it's what's for breakfast.
# Time time time time
# Time to end the trial run, this was a failure. abort!
# Time to reap the whirlwind!
# tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
# To avoid going bankrupt, Polaroid activates its subliminal message feature on old photographs to try to get more buyers,
# To get to the other tree and leaf!
# To infinity and Birdyond!
# To the victor go the spoils.
# To weather the storm of outrageous fortune.
# Today i am a Chinese clock
# Today was my pets elephant's birthday; He liked the ribbons best.
# today's to do list
# Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
# Too many in line. I'll come back later.
# Too many potatoes, not enough butter
# Too many quixotes, not enough giants
# Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
# too much lens flare?
# too much right beef
# Took a wrong turn in Albuquerque 
# Top of the world
# TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA.
# toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
# Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird.
# transformers, electrical devices that transfer energy between two or more circuits through electromagnetic induction
# Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
# Travel the length of these massive bison
# Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
# Trees on a hill #nofilter
# Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
# Triumph. Pure triumph.
# true culprit of global warming!
# True Self-Control
# truly, i am euphoric
# Trurl and Klapaucius at large again!
# TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
# trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
# Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
# Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
# turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
# Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds
# Turns out the stars were pentagrams all along
# Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
# Turns out, Hillary deleted my E-Mails too. Honest.
# Two days on this new diet. How do I look?
# two great tastes that go great together
# Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
# Tycoon Simulator 2015
# Ugh, I hate how people take pictures instead of just enjoying the view.
# Ugh, i'll never understand art.
# Ugh, not the polar vortex again.
# Uglier than modern art
# uh... I think I'm going vegan.
# um no.
# uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
# Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
# unhappy in space
# unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
# Universe man, Universe man...
# unsubscribe
# Unzipped sock
# USB SUX
# Use the force responsibly.
# using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
# Using your phone camera is a neat workaround when you have lost your glasses
# Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it 
# van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
# Vegans gonna hate
# vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!!                                             I'm back, and now i'm a ghost.
# Vegetable-flavored meat, that's how they'll get us!
# vinyls were always better!
# Visited mom today
# visual from Most important meeting today
# Visual representation of Dubstep
# void main() { fork; }
# Voynic Manuscript ain't got nothin' on this!
# Wait ... what? I don't even...
# Wait a minute. We put the helium in the pool, or the balloon?
# Wait for it... 
# Wait, am I 30 years too late for Normandy?
# Wait, what does ⨍(𝕎) represent again?
# Wait, you can see that too
# waiting for the toilet for 2 hours? sucker yolo
# Waiting on hold with the insurance company
# WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA
# wake up sheeple!
# Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
# Wake up sheeple!!!!!!!1
# Wake up, sheeple.
# walked in on my roommate being terrifying
# Walrus!
# Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
# Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
# WARRRBLGARBL
# watch me become the next favorite kardashian
# Watch me develop an entirely useless skill #butitsfun
# Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
# watching dune on shrooms
# Waynes World, Waynes world!!!
# we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
# We are not men. we are devo.
# We can't do it, the moon is in the way
# We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
# We didn't start the fire
# we do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard
# We fell upstairs and exploded.
# we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
# We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl
# We have finally discovered the secret of the toaster!
# we have the technology.
# We live in a golden age!
# We look into each other's  eyes as we drive. it's to show our love.
# We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
# we need to keep our sex life fresh
# We pointed the Hubble into another supposedly empty patch of sky.
# we sail the ocean orange
# We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
# we'll take the next one #CasualRacism
# We've given up trying to justify this.
# We've got a problem
# Weather's Crazy today
# Weeeee!!!
# Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
# welcome to Argentina
# Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
# welcome to the internet
# welcome to the space jam
# Well crap, snow's covered everything on earth again!
# Well, here's a real cock-up.
# Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
# Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
# Well, now this is a thing.
# well, so much for the space program
# well, the keys are definitely lost....
# Well, this is a puzzling development.
# well, this really puts things in perspective.
# Well, you can't fix what isn't broken.
# Welp, there's your problem
# Welp, we're done here.
# WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO
# WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!?
# Whale Selfie!
# What a beautiful time to be alive!
# what a bummer
# WHAT A MISUNDERSTANDING!
# What are pixels?
# what are you complaining about?  three legs are inherently stable!
# What are you, a dictionary?
# What could go wrong?
# What could possibly go wrong™?
# What do we really know about the dark side of the moon?
# What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
# What do you mean, don't talk about fight club?  That's just stupid.
# What do you see? I see a cat!
# what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
# what has begun cannot be undone. God and devil alike has forsaken us.
# What has science done?!
# What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
# what if it's a ghost pepper?
# What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
# What in the hell was I thinking ?
# what is in the box?  Only pain.
# What is your Pony Personality?
# what the sun looks like!
# what to have for breakfast?
# What, Me worry?
# What? It's always that color.
# what's a lens cap?
# What's this thing here in the bathroom?
# whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it
# when did i put on a bow tie???
# When everything looks like a hammer
# When he keeps trying to talk to you...
# When I grow up I am *so* getting out of here
# When in doubt, just blow on it!
# When pandas have nightmares
# WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
# When they realised the comets core was yellow, philae started digging and uncovered this!
# when they said samurai robot i thought they meant something else!
# When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes back
# When you get a perfect score on your test
# when you give a chicken hgh, weird things happen.
# when you see it...
# When you see it...
# Where are the three sea shells? 
# Where did THAT come from?
# Where did this road come from?!?
# where do all the cheetos go
# Where do I plug this in?
# where should i put this cool new tatto?
# where the streets have no untagged unconnected nodes
# where to buy spanish ham ?
# which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
# whiskers expecting a new friend :)
# who ate half my cookie?
# Who came first?
# who do you think I am?
# Who dropped this? This is no way to run a student council!!
# Who is the latest person to be offended by "duck Dynasty"
# Who knows how to restart Windows 97? Help
# Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
# Who needs the Chunnel?
# Who put import superman in the python configuration script?
# Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
# who sent me a bobcat?
# Who stepped on my pop tart?
# Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
# Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
# Who wants an omelette?
# WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
# Who's that Pokémon?
# whoops GPS error
# Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
# why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
# Why are there ants on my face?!
# Why can't I eat all this chicken?
# Why did it have to end this Way?
# Why did the cypress cross the road?
# Why do dogs like this?
# Why do people do this?
# Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
# why do we want to go to space if we're already in space
# Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
# Why doesn't congress want these legalized?
# Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
# Why potato why?
# Why should squirrel learn baseball
# WHY WHY WHY #WHY
# Why? 
# With a mirror, it's 00:50 right now
# with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before 
# With this, nobody can stop me!
# WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
# Woops, miscounted. sorry.
# Words, words, words
# Works fine with a custom linux kernel
# Worlds saddest bomber drops worlds happiest payload
# wORRIED ABOUT V2 ROCKETS
# worst horse ever :(
# Worst pokemon ever
# Worst roomMate Ever
# worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
# Worth it for the karma.
# would you choose the microwave over this?
# Would you like to play a game?
# wow signal deciphered: they want #53 with extra soy sauce.
# Wow, did you see that??!!
# Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work.  #Sorrydude
# Wow. Just, Wow.
# wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
# WTF!?
# wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
# Yay, worms!
# Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
# Yeah... never gonna happen
# YES
# Yes, finally the proof I am looking for!
# Yes, I followed the instructions! 
# yes, your baby is beautiful
# Yesterday was not good
# yo anybody seen my dog, responds to "sauron"
# You are not a good person
# you are the jets beneath my wings
# You can now enter the matrix via homework. education will never be the same
# you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
# You did what in my tuba?
# you didn't have to come if you were just going to complain the whole time.
# YOU JUST GOT RICKROLLED.
# you know what they say about guys with big feet
# you know, for kids
# You lied to me.
# You must be new here.
# You only learn as much as you can put in one Cup of coffee
# You want to  know how i got these scars?
# YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
# you wouldn't kill a policeman and then steal his helmet!
# You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
# you'll NEVER belive what kind of planet those scientists found
# You'll never guess what happens next...
# you're not as good at this as you think you are.
# you've really let me down this time.
# Your conspiracy theories are dumb.
# Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience.
# Your viewpoints offend my sensibilities. please change them.
# Zeus takes his revenge
# Zoidgebra 101
# ඏ
# ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้
# ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ 
# ちょっとまってください！
# 突っ込むところもねい！

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#  (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
# ...just no.
# "AS the ancient Israelites broke Mana, we shall break frosted pastries"
# "Cat-like Reflexes"
# "I Never watch porn"
# *glomp*
# #beatingheartinabox
# #Canadian internet #price gouging
# #drbalanced
# #essentialsupplies
# #fishy!
# #Hashtag #ironicSelfie
# #hashtag #yinyl #yolo #thanksobama
# #ivisitedthegrandcanyon #yolo
# #NewProfilepic
# #rememberthetitans
# #sorrynotsorry
# #underkill
# <reported for inappropriate content>
# 100% legit free hugs
# 15 Mindblowing facts that prove jaws was real
# 500 gold for the private show
# 7 amazing ways of taking off your pants that will surprise you!
# A kid peed in the ball pit, I took action
# A land war in asia
# Aaaaaaaaaah
# All these science spheres are made out of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.
# always darekst before the dawn
# Amazing! Discovery! on mars!
# And so it began...
# and that is the story of the very angry caterpillar
# And then, you lightly drill the oven for 15 minutes on high
# Angry sofa is angry.
# Animé girls don't look at explosions
# another day on california public transportation
# Ants close in on the tender eye-flesh
# astonishing how xenia flew that plane
# At least it stopped bleeding acid
# Attracted to black holes, HELP!
# Aw, man, I hate gelatinous cubes...
# awkward! . . .
# best easter ever
# big black orb #shit #soyuzfail
# bob ross has only become more powerful in death
# Bonehenge
# Brb, burning house down
# BUT WHERE DOES THE BLOOD GO?
# Cant sleep, clowns will kill me. Cant sleep, clowns will ...
# Catman
# CERN proves existence of "the force"
# Check out my new OC
# cheese = life
# CLOCK FACE-OFF
# come at me, pro!
# come on iiiiin!
# Conflicting messages
# curiosity fed the cat
# cuteness depleted after 20 pictures!! #ripoff
# damnit, another drunken tree in the road
# Dawn of the Bread
# Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain.
# Dawn: The Final day
# Day:38 Bird Disguise works, No one knows I am a Worm
# Did i remember to lock the car?
# Dispatch, I'm not Really Sure we have a Violation Number for this one
# does anyone know how to get rid of eye worms?
# Does my hair look like it's thinning?
# Does this look infected?
# Doing Laundry on the TARDIS is hard. It's why companions wear the same clothes.
# Don't Press Turbo boost. Something tells me you should never press turbo boost.
# Dons Quixote start their parallel quests
# Drat, the internet is leaking again.
# Dude Did you know you could smoke almost anything?
# eclipse o'clock
# Edward, no!
# Even More Pictures of My Sweet little babies.
# even the sun cowers in fear!
# Everything's coming up Milhouse
# FACESWAP  lol
# First day at school
# fond this creepy ass painting in my basement. how much do you guys think it's worth ?
# Forgot to blow out my candles before I cut the cake
# found this at a novelty store
# fourier transforms are too hard!!
# free the beast!
# Freedom in a nutshell. 
# Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
# Gentlemen, WITH OUR ENHANCED surveillance WE NOW KNOW WHAT THE ENEMY IS DOING, BUT WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHY?
# Gentlemen.  If you find it you are set for life.
# George insisted there were better things to worry about, but I had a feeling this was important.
# get spare glasses before meeting rod serling
# Giant sentient banana found in space
# God i love sesame street
# God Save The Queen
# good old troubleshootin'
# got Peanut allergies #yolo #swag
# gotta take big ben down a peg
# Guys, I Found a Unicorn!
# haha! i am dead inside!
# has anyone seen my force field generator?
# Have you closed the airlock before we took off?
# have you heard?
# Have you two seen a small person come through here recently? He may have been carying a blue sword.
# Hello earthlings
# hello you're on car talk
# help being attacked by wormsaaaaaagghh
# Heres a pic of a wild catus, who just saw a balloon
# Hey there cutie
# Hey, check out my new green colored shirt!
# Hey, check out this cool website i found!
# hey! check out larry's new aloe vera cream recipe! it works wonders on the skin and lips!
# High Bro, five.
# His name is robert palmer.
# Honest, officer, that's what happened!
# H̪̬͚̲̥̠̗̻̿ͦͧ̂͟E͚̞͋͛ ͕͇̦̻͓̻̳́ͫ͌̆͌̽C̢̊ͯ͏̵̣͈̣̯̯͔O͚̲͓͎̟̳̱͐̊̈̽ͪ̓ͪ͞M͖͔̗̮̎̈́͑̏͡È̸̝̹̲̍ͦͤͦ̋̎̀͞ͅS̢̫̮͙̟̭̀̿͜
# H̪̬͚̲̥̠̗̻̿ͦͧ̂͟E͚̞͋͛ ͕͇̦̻͓̻̳́ͫ͌̆͌̽C̢̊ͯ͏̵̣͈̣̯̯͔O͚̲͓͎̟̳̱͐̊̈̽ͪ̓ͪ͞M͖͔̗̮̎̈́͑̏͡È̸̝̹̲̍ͦͤͦ̋̎̀͞ͅS̢̫̮͙̟̭̀̿͜
# how do i resize the city?
# Hunka Hunka burnin' steel
# I always fast forward through this part.
# i am wearing a bolo tie
# I can can hear satellites crying in my teeth
# I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right
# I Don't believe in primordial black holes... I don't believe in primordial black holes...
# i don't even remember taking this pic!
# i don't have time for this!
# I found the missing pieces!
# i found this ancient manuscript. can anyone translate it?
# I found this on my arm when I woke up this morning. Can anyone tell me what it is?!
# I got the keys to the city.
# i hate
# I knew it wasn't cheese after the first bite, but i didn't want to be rude to God. He worked so hard on it.
# i love my family
# I never get a space ship, I never get anything!
# i refuse to regret this decision
# I think I have too many swords
# I think i made a point!
# i thought maybe if I uninstalled flash...
# I was an adventurer like you, but then i took an arrow to the knee
# I was making a mind map but I fell off the edge...
# i was told this came with a bowl of soup.
# I will use it if it is web scale
# I wish this was fake...
# I woke up sleeping next to this. #yolo
# i'M 12 AND WHAT IS THIS?
# i'm being ironic
# i'm really diggin' your shovel
# i've got hurt feelings 
# I've never felt so empty before
# if only i had friends...
# If you've got a moustache...
# In D&D you *are* your equipment
# Interns wanted: Must have 5TB+ of Storage Space.
# Is it a bird, is it a plane, no it is spiderpig!
# Is there a bee on my nose?
# Is this a horse man or a duck man? The answer may surprise you!
# Isn't he cute?
# It's a cat ass trophy
# it's a metaphor
# It's bigger after you put it together.
# it's called "depleted" 'cause it's heavier
# It's Loch Ness Turtles all the way down.
# It's the great pumpkin, Charlie Brown!
# it's the minecraft world
# Jet fuel *can* melt steal beams.
# Joining the illuminati was the best decision EVER!
# keep on truckin...
# Khan!
# ladies
# lemme at dem boigas!!!
# Life on the moon.
# Like a G6, baby, like a g6
# Likes grains of sand in an hourglass...
# linux compatible toaster at last!
# look into my eyes, look deep into my eyes.
# Look man, it's never gonna happen
# Lost in Space...
# lost my comb again... gonna have to go to work looking like a sexy hobo instead of a sexy businessman
# Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich
# Massive orgy reaches climax
# Maybe this counts as clean energy
# Meow what seems to be the problem?
# Mmm... Vegemite
# mmmmm.... Bones....
# modest pile of dinosaurs
# morning selfie :-)
# My boss said to use my head to find a lighter alloy for our product. I think I did something wrong.
# my castles stand on pillars of sand
# my euler circuit is alive!
# My girlfriend thinks I need to shave my beard.  Thoughts?
# My God do I hate being right all the time
# my new app for power outages - may need to rethink this.
# My roomba is slower than normal
# My trip to Europe #selfie
# Never divide by zero
# new drupal logo
# New microwave over cures/causes cancer!
# new president misuses "literal", becomes a duck
# No good deed goes unpunished
# Nom nom nom
# Not all dreams can come true
# Not even once
# Not even once...
# Nothing to see here.
# Now where did i leave my ocarina. . .
# OH GOD SPIDERS
# oh, god, why?
# Only way to be sure #nukefromorbit
# Open wide!
# ouch!
# peacekeeping mission is a total success
# photobombed again
# Please. Save yourself.
# Prius Love
# Prom Night at tentacle monster HIgh
# pronounced duh-jango
# Proof that dinosaurs and humans coexisted
# QWANTZ Fanfic
# Rabbits are vicious creatures when their data are stolen
# Really, the star wars prequels are under-rated if you think about it
# rebranding of national park service almost complete
# rehearsals ARE going great! AnD Don't forget to come to the premiere on Thursday!
# release the kraken
# Riemann should have had this idea
# RIP SPEAK N SPELL
# rock beats scissors
# Rocket pseudo-science!
# rodeo!!
# Roll of toilet paper reacts to US Deficit
# Saw this outside last night. Is it dangerous?
# Sheena, who dis
# Ships that pass in the night, and speak each other in passing
# SINgle mom discovers incredible way to overthrow capitalism. you won't believe it!
# slippin' into the future
# smile for the camera!
# So it's true, then.
# So it's true, then. 
# So long, and thanks for the fistbumps
# So that happened
# So this happened.
# solve all your problems with hemlock
# Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
# Somehow the welcome mat ended up inside the house.
# steel beams taste best with a dallop of gasoline
# Stop! Hammer time!
# Strangely, my patients don't like this new couch.
# Stupid Bird!
# Support my kick-starter! A whole new devise with bluetooth and a button!
# Sweet, they new red shirts are on sale again!
# Ted Cruz imagines himself like this and things it's normal.
# Testing my new high-contrast filter outside the unicyclist meet up
# That's the princess I want to save
# the best stars are sky stars!
# The castle was in you, all along!
# The gang destroyed the context
# The little prince is full of siht
# The machine was supposed to show the future, but it never turned on. I was horrified to realize this wasn't because it was broken.
# The most diabolical teamup in history
# The new Doctor Who is quite the quack.
# the oceans are made of sky tears
# the prophecy was true !
# The ritual has begun.
# the zoidberg axis
# There is no way you can back up that claim. And that's okay.
# There's no more time!
# These night vision goggles don't work
# these pretzels are making me thirsty.
# They can see me! 
# They're watching us.
# this guy can't believe what i'm doing.
# this is for all you haters who said i'd never make it as a conductor.
# THIS IS FOR KIBO!
# tHis is not what i was looking for
# This is the last hetero-normative domino Game i plan to attend
# this is the last time i go skiing @mammoth
# This is the second worst day of my life.
# This is the strangest weasel I've ever seen.
# This is whom the nsa uses to watch you.
# This is why I don't order take-out
# This one weird object blocks out the light!
# This song describes me perfectly
# This wasn't a problem back in the usenet days
# This would be a great Emoji
# Those Eyes! @_@
# Ticks, it's what's for breakfast.
# Time to end the trial run, this was a failure. abort!
# To avoid going bankrupt, Polaroid activates its subliminal message feature on old photographs to try to get more buyers,
# To weather the storm of outrageous fortune.
# Too many in line. I'll come back later.
# Too many potatoes, not enough butter
# Two days on this new diet. How do I look?
# Ugh, I hate how people take pictures instead of just enjoying the view.
# Ugh, not the polar vortex again.
# unsubscribe
# vinyls were always better!
# Wake up sheeple!!!!!!!1
# We look into each other's  eyes as we drive. it's to show our love.
# we need to keep our sex life fresh
# Well crap, snow's covered everything on earth again!
# Well, here's a real cock-up.
# well, the keys are definitely lost....
# Welp, there's your problem
# what are you complaining about?  three legs are inherently stable!
# What do we really know about the dark side of the moon?
# What do you mean, don't talk about fight club?  That's just stupid.
# what is in the box?  Only pain.
# what the sun looks like!
# when did i put on a bow tie???
# When he keeps trying to talk to you...
# When I grow up I am *so* getting out of here
# when they said samurai robot i thought they meant something else!
# When you see it...
# who ate half my cookie?
# Who dropped this? This is no way to run a student council!!
# Who wants an omelette?
# Why can't I eat all this chicken?
# Why did the cypress cross the road?
# With a mirror, it's 00:50 right now
# Words, words, words
# Worlds saddest bomber drops worlds happiest payload
# Yay, worms!
# Yesterday was not good
# you know what they say about guys with big feet
# You only learn as much as you can put in one Cup of coffee
# you've really let me down this time.
# ඏ

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