Difference between revisions of "User:452"

Latest revision as of 14:36, 5 September 2016

Status[edit]

18:30, 4 July 2015 (UTC) Off-line. I'm no longer running my script, as it's just finding fewer and fewer results, likely because there are fewer and fewer people adding new content. Others are free to use my script.

Phase 1.: Saving reasons, usernames and text only. No images or permalinks IDs saved.

All usernames have been found
All reasons for data loss have been found
The overlap between feed and prompt text is over 95%

Phase 2.: Saving permalink and images IDs

The image and text associated with permalinks never changes.

(I probably should have been saving the permalinks this whole time.)

Count history[edit]

04-22: [25474] (unique: 2167) +80 /9
04-21: [25396] (unique: 2158) +50 /4
04-20: [25349] (unique: 2154) +60 /5
04-19: [25281] (unique: 2149) +100 /3
04-18: [25186] (unique: 2146) +100 /14
04-17: [25046] (unique: 2132) +100 /7
04-16: [24904] (unique: 2125) +200 /3
04-15: [24727] (unique: 2122) +400 /15
04-14: [24370] (unique: 2107) +500 /18
04-13: [23886] (unique: 2089) +700 /13
04-12: [23145] (unique: 2076) +800
04-11: [22332]

Old status[edit]

~~Edit: "ERR_CONNECTION_REFUSED". :(~~ - Apparently it was happening for everyone, back to normal. Resuming at 1 request per 30 seconds just in case.
Well, fuck. I hit the 2mb page limit at 10217 Permalinks.
After finding 17000 permalinks, my script has slowed down considerably, and is finding new content much less often.
I'm glad I had already updated the wiki today, because my browser just crashed and I lost my array. The fact that I've been keeping all unique data on the wiki means I can (mostly) rebuild my arrays and continue from where I left off.
Import functions implemented, all saved feed data reloaded, script running again. I am no longer monitoring "pick an image"/"pick a caption" overlap, as it was over 95% anyway, and I was only updating this page with the unique prompt/captions not found in the feed.
Welp, I was being lazy and hadn't updated in a while, and my browser crashed, losing a day's results. Resuming with previously saving data... (Incidentally, the browser crash is unrelated to the script running.)
As can be seen by looking at the changes to the counts as I update each day, there is new content much less often. Less than 100 new feed entries per day. On average, one every 14 mins. My script checks every 30 seconds, and it has currently been 50 minutes since any new content was found. (As I was typing this, a new feed entry was found, so it was almost exactly 50 minutes.)
For the last several days, no new prompt content has been found, and the only feed content which has been found is content which was previously found in the prompts. Unfortunately, at the current rate of discovery, it will take until at least September to find feed ids for all known prompt content.

Feed[edit]

http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed

feed: Array {

id: "a88f9898-8ae9-5b33-93e6-a5993daa922c" //used as http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a88f9898-8ae9-5b33-93e6-a5993daa922c

img: "022f762b-9483-519c-8e6e-bd7a0ed5e2ba" //used as http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/022f762b-9483-519c-8e6e-bd7a0ed5e2ba

kind: "post"

poster: "Frances51"

profpic: "user-14.png" //used as http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-14.png

text: "Never will follow the instructions on google maps again."

}

prompt {

reason: "RDBMS completely forgot how inner joins work"

id: "21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3" //used as http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3

poster: "Bool Hand Luke"

profpic: "user-4.png" //used as http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-4.png

img_id: "21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3" //used as http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3

captions: Array (of strings)

text:"just two more trips over the horizon"

album: Array (of img_id strings)

}

Prompt varies between:

img_id and captions array
text and album array

Script[edit]

V1. Collect and store data in javascript variables. User must manually retrieve and format results.
V2. functions ids(), report(), report2() format results, must be run from console.
V3. buttons and textboxes added to page eliminate both the need to use console to retrieve results, and user error.
V3.1 "feed_ids" button now outputs a minimum table containing at least one of each image and caption. (Cutting 20436 down to 2555)
V3.2 Improved "minimum" to cut 2555 down to 2026
V4 Added ability to preload content into arrays, including feed_ids
V4.1 removed functions to compare "pick an image" and "pick a caption" prompts, merged separate prompt arrays, added functions to compare these to the feed instead.
V4.2 saving new feedids to local storage, added restore() function to reload these.

xkcd = {
	prompt_reasons      :[],
	prompt_posters      :[],
	feed_posters        :[],

	prompt_images       :[],
	prompt_captions     :[],

	feed_table          :[], //dummy to create button
	feed_ids            :[],
	feed_images         :[],
	feed_text           :[],

	prompt_imagesonly   :[],
	prompt_captionsonly :[],

	desc: {
		prompt_reasons      :"Reasons for data loss",
		prompt_posters      :"Usernames in the prompt",
		feed_posters        :"Usernames in the feed",

		prompt_images       :"Images in prompts",
		prompt_captions     :"Captions in prompts",

		feed_table          :"Table of unique feed entries",
		feed_ids            :"Permalinks in the feed",
		feed_images         :"Images in the feed",
		feed_text           :"Captions in the feed",

		prompt_imagesonly   :"Images in prompts and not in the feed",
		prompt_captionsonly :"Captions in prompts and not in the feed",
	}
}
function init() {
	$("<style type='text/css'> #magic div { display:inline-block; }\n#magic textarea { display: block; width:100%;  height: 300px; } </style>").appendTo("head");

	$("#ctitle").after($("<div>").attr("id","magic"));
	for(i in xkcd) {
		if (i != "desc") $("#magic").append($("<button>").html(i));
	}
	$("#magic").append($("<br>"))
		.append($("<div>").attr("id","desc"))
		.append($("<textarea>"));
	$("#magic").append($("<button>").html("sort"));
	$("#magic").append($("<input type='checkbox' id='loadarray'>")).append($("<label for='loadarray'>").html("Load array"));
	$("#magic button").on( "click", function() {
		update( $(this).html() );
	});
}
init();

function updatecounts(last) {
	$("#ctitle").html((new Date()).toLocaleTimeString()
		+"<br>Last found : "+last
		+"<br>feed_ids: "+(Object.keys(xkcd.feed_ids).length+1)
		+"<br>prompt_captions: "+xkcd.prompt_captions.length
		+"<br>prompt_images: "+xkcd.prompt_images.length
	);
}

function additem(field, value) {
	if (typeof value == "undefined") return;
	if (xkcd[field].indexOf(value) == -1) {
		xkcd[field].push(value);
		updatecounts(field+" : "+value);
	}
}

function next(recheck) {
	if (!recheck) recheck = "";
	$.getJSON('http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed/'+recheck).done(function (data) {
		if (typeof data.prompt != "undefined") {
          additem("prompt_reasons", data.prompt.reason);
		  additem("prompt_posters", data.prompt.poster);

		  additem("prompt_images", data.prompt.img_id);
		  additem("prompt_captions", data.prompt.text);
		  if (typeof data.prompt.album != "undefined")
			for(i in data.prompt.album)
				additem("prompt_images", data.prompt.album[i]);

		  if (typeof data.prompt.captions != "undefined")
			for(i in data.prompt.captions)
				additem("prompt_captions", data.prompt.captions[i]);
        }
        if (data.text) data.feed = new Array(data);
		for(i in data.feed) {
			additem("feed_posters", data.feed[i].poster);
			feedentry = {
				img:  data.feed[i].img,
				text:  data.feed[i].text
			};
			if (typeof xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id] != "undefined") {
			  if (xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id].text && xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id].img) {
			    if (xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id].text != feedentry.text || xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id].img != feedentry.img) {
				$("#ctitle").before(
					"Data for "+data.feed[i].id+" has changed!"
					+"<br>old: "+data.feed[i].img+" / "+data.feed[i].text
					+"<br>new: "+feedentry.img+" / "+feedentry.text
				);
			    }
			  }
			} else {
				tempNew = JSON.parse(localStorage.getItem('NewFeedIDs'));
				if (tempNew == null) tempNew = new Array();
				if (tempNew.indexOf(data.feed[i].id) == -1)
					tempNew.push(data.feed[i].id);
				localStorage.setItem('NewFeedIDs', JSON.stringify(tempNew));
				updatecounts("feed_id : "+(Object.keys(xkcd.feed_ids).length+1)+" : "+data.feed[i].id);
			}
			xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id] = feedentry;
		}
	});
	window.clearTimeout(window.nextTimer);
	window.nextTimer = setTimeout('next()', 60000);
}
next();

function mergearrays(array1, array2, prop) {
  for(i in array2) {
    if (typeof array2[i] == "undefined") continue;
    if (!array2[i]) continue;
    if (prop) {
      if (typeof array2[i][prop] == "undefined") continue;
      if (!array2[i][prop]) continue;
      if (array1.indexOf(array2[i][prop]) == -1) array1.push(array2[i][prop]);
    } else {
      if (array1.indexOf(array2[i]) == -1) array1.push(array2[i]);
    }
  }
}
function loadarray(which) {
  switch (which) {
    case "feed_ids":
      if ($("#magic textarea").val().indexOf("\n|-") > -1) {
        $("#desc").html("Press feed_table to load table");
        break;
      }
      if (("\n"+$("#magic textarea").val()).indexOf("\n#") > -1) {
	$("#desc").html("Loading list of feed_ids");
	temparray = ("\n"+$("#magic textarea").val().trim()).replace(/# http/g, "# http").split("\n#http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/");
	temparray.shift();
	for(i in temparray)
		if (typeof xkcd.feed_ids[temparray[i]] == "undefined")
			xkcd.feed_ids[temparray[i]] = { img:null, text: null };
	$("#desc").html("loaded "+temparray.length+" feed_ids (urls)");

      }
      temparray = [];
    break;

    case "feed_table":
      if ($("#magic textarea").val().indexOf("\n#") > -1) {
        $("#desc").html("Press feed_ids to load list of ids");
        break;
      }
      if (("\n"+$("#magic textarea").val()).indexOf("\n|-") > -1) {
        $("#desc").html("Loading table of feed_ids");
        temparray = ("\n"+$("#magic textarea").val().trim()).split("\n|-");
        temparray.shift();
	for(i in temparray) {
		temp2 = temparray[i].split("\n|");
		xkcd.feed_ids[temp2[1].substr(28,36)] = { img: temp2[2].substr(29,36), text: temp2[3] };
	}
	$("#desc").html("loaded "+temparray.length+" feed_ids (table)");
      }
      temparray = [];
      temp2 = [];
    break;

    case "prompt_captionsonly":
    case "prompt_imagesonly":
      which = which.slice(0,-4);
    case "feed_posters":
    case "prompt_posters":
    case "prompt_reasons":
    case "prompt_captions":
    case "prompt_images":
      $("#desc").html("Loading into "+which);
      temparray = ("\n"+$("#magic textarea").val().trim()).split("\n# ")
      if (temparray.length > 2) temparray.shift();
      mergearrays(xkcd[which], temparray);
      $("#desc").html("Loaded "+temparray.length+" into "+which);
      temparray = [];
    break;

    case "feed_text":
    case "feed_images":
      $("#desc").html(which+" must be loaded via feed_ids");
    break;

    default:
      $("#desc").html(" (Error: "+which+" not implemented)");
  }
}

function update(which) {
  if ($("#loadarray").prop('checked')) {
    if (which == "sort") {
      $("#desc").html(" (Ignoring the fact the 'load array' button is checked...");
    } else {
      loadarray(which);
      return;
    }
  }
  $("#desc").html(which+": "+xkcd.desc[which]);
  switch (which) {
    case "feed_posters":
    case "prompt_posters":
    case "prompt_reasons":
    case "prompt_captions":
    case "prompt_images":
	//These are all simple arrays which require no additional formatting.
	$("#magic textarea").val("\n# "+xkcd[which].join("\n# "));
	$("#desc").append(" ("+xkcd[which].length+")");
    break;
    case "feed_ids":
	temp = { ids:"", countall:0 }
	for(j in xkcd.feed_ids) {
		temp.countall++;
		temp.ids  += "\n#http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/"+j;
	}
	$("#desc").append(" (all: "+temp.countall+")");
	$("#magic textarea").val("\n"+temp.ids);
	delete temp;
    break;
    case "feed_table":
	temp = { array: [], list: "", img: [], text: [], countunique:0, countall:0 }
	for(j in xkcd.feed_ids) {
		temp.countall++;
		if (xkcd.feed_ids[j].text && xkcd.feed_ids[j].img) { //can be null when duplicate
			if (temp.text[xkcd.feed_ids[j].text] == undefined || temp.img[xkcd.feed_ids[j].img] == undefined) {
				if (temp.text[xkcd.feed_ids[j].text] == undefined) temp.text[xkcd.feed_ids[j].text] = 0;
				if (temp.img[xkcd.feed_ids[j].img] == undefined) temp.img[xkcd.feed_ids[j].img] = 0;
				temp.text[xkcd.feed_ids[j].text]++;
				temp.img[xkcd.feed_ids[j].img]++;
				temp.array[j] = { text: xkcd.feed_ids[j].text, img: xkcd.feed_ids[j].img }
			}
		}
	}
	for(j in temp.array) {
		if (temp.text[temp.array[j].text] > 1 && temp.img[temp.array[j].img] > 1) {
			temp.text[temp.array[j].text]--;
			temp.img[temp.array[j].img]--;
			continue;
		}
		temp.countunique++;
		temp.list += "\n|-\n|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/"+j+" "+j.split("-").pop()+"]"
			+"\n|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/"+ temp.array[j].img
			+" "+temp.array[j].img.split("-").pop()+"]"
			+"\n|"+ temp.array[j].text;
	}
	$("#desc").append(" (unique: "+temp.countunique+") (all: "+temp.countall+")");
	$("#magic textarea").val(temp.list+"\n|}\n");
	delete temp;
    break;

    case "feed_text":
    case "feed_images":
	tempwhich = which=="feed_text"?"text":"img";
	
	mergearrays(xkcd[which], xkcd.feed_ids, tempwhich)

	$("#magic textarea").val("\n# "+xkcd[which].join("\n# "));
	$("#desc").append(" ("+xkcd[which].length+")");
	xkcd[which] = []; //no need to keep this in memory
    break;

    case "prompt_captionsonly":
    case "prompt_imagesonly":

	tempprop = which=="prompt_captionsonly"?"text":"img";
	tempwhich = which=="prompt_captionsonly"?"feed_text":"feed_images";
	temptest = which.replace("only",""); //don't wipe

	mergearrays(xkcd[tempwhich], xkcd.feed_ids, tempprop)

	for(i in xkcd[temptest])
		if (xkcd[tempwhich].indexOf(xkcd[temptest][i]) == -1)
			xkcd[which].push(xkcd[temptest][i]);

	$("#magic textarea").val("\n# "+xkcd[which].join("\n# "));
	$("#desc").append(" ("+xkcd[which].length+")");
	xkcd[which] = []; //no need to keep this in memory
	xkcd[tempwhich] = []; //no need to keep this in memory

    break;
    case "sort":
	temparray = ("\n"+$("#magic textarea").val()).split("\n");
	temparray.shift();
	temparray2 = [];
	mergearrays(temparray2, temparray)
	
	temparray2.sort(function (a, b) {
	    return a.toLowerCase().localeCompare(b.toLowerCase()); 
	});
	$("#magic textarea").val(temparray2.join("\n"));
	$("#desc").html("Sorted "+(temparray.length-1)+" into "+temparray2.length);
	delete temparray, temparray2;
    break;
    default:
        $("#desc").html(" (Error: "+which+" not implemented)");
  }
}

function restore() {
	window.tempOld = JSON.parse(localStorage.getItem('NewFeedIDs'));
	if (window.tempOld == null) window.tempOld = new Array();
	restoreLoop();
}
function restoreLoop() {
	if (window.tempOld.length) {
		next(window.tempOld.pop());
		window.clearTimeout(window.nextTimer);
		window.nextTimer = setTimeout('restoreLoop()', 5000);
	}
}

(Go to xkcd, and paste it in the browser console.)

I've determined 10 seconds to be the time you keep getting the same data, so there's no reason to poll the server more frequently than that.

However, since the server is now blocking my requests after 20 minutes of doing that, perhaps 10 seconds is too frequent, so I've updated the example to only make 1 request per minute.

You can check on the xkcd variable at any time.

The surveys do not change as often as the other data.

~~I'm only interested getting in the reasons, feel free to adapt this script to get whatever else.~~

~~Script updated to get all text fields. Feel free to adapt it to get the image URLs.~~

Script updated to get all text and image fields. Feel free to adapt it to do whatever you want.

Results[edit]

prompt_reasons: [107] - None new.
prompt_posters: [205] - None new.
feed_posters: [205] - None new.

feed_table: [2252] (See 1506:_xkcloud/Table_of_Permalinks)
feed_id: [26733] (See 1506:_xkcloud/List_of_Permalinks)

feed_images: [1528]
prompt_images: [1697] (crashed and found again)
prompt_images without permalinks: [169]

feed_text: [1993]
prompt_captions: [2287] (crashed and found again)
prompt_captions without permalinks: [295]

Note: prompt_images and prompt_captions reset when my browser crashes, so it is not supposed to equal feed+without permalinks. I've re-added them here so I can keep track of daily changes.

prompt_reasons[edit]

The only reason on 1506:_xkcloud/Transcript that my script has not found is "not a hair question". It's certainly a plausible reason, but I believe this reason has been removed.

+++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR. REDO FROM START +++
<%= reason %>
aol window in front of netscape window
a user's middle name was </html>
Baby ur much 2 fast
bookmarks migrated to Venezuela
butter didn't suit the works
butter overflow
butter to text interface not found
butter underrun
cannot save, there's something gross on the S key
CAPTCHA response indicated parahuman intelligence
cat-like typing detected
confirmation BIOS
could not evade skifree yeti
could not initialize sound blaster 16
CRM-114 unit malfunctioning
cumulonimbus #19 too rabbitlike
database configuration violates the Prime Directive
data too big
Dave's not registered, man
Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core.
dictionary too stiff to read
electrons too big, stuck in wafer
ERR:INVALID DIM
error
error: error code [error] while decoding error code
error: operation completed successfully
error reading drive B. Abort, Retry, Fail?
ethics in journalism
eyelash! eyelash!
files fell out
files overwritten with more interesting content
firewall caught fire
floating point unit no longer afloat
food problematic
friday squid blogging
general uncertainty
GSM filter change required
guru meditation #00000025.65045338 press left mouse button to continue
hard drive oil depleted
helvetica scenario
HTTP 403 and 3/4ths
HTTP 418
http is down
hung up prematurely
I got pretty distracted trying to figure out how big space is
i hurt myself today / to see if i still feel
illegal carrot detected in mail queue
insufficient smoke for current mirror array
lights are out, hard drive is taking a nap
lp0 on fire
Main Bus B Undervolt
mean connection time exceeded
microwave running
minimum recursion depth not reached
nanobots in the water
oh jeez there's a lot of you can you all just hang on for a second please oh frig this is so bad
our buffer runneth over
out of electrons
out of monads
overcurrent undervolt caused by vacuum cleaner on same circuit
PC LOAD LETTER
Please Insert Riven CD 4
PRESS PLAY ON TAPE
previously-recovered files overwritten by newly-recovered ones
qubit indeterminate
RDBMS completely forgot how inner joins work
screws are stripped
server aperture too narrow for capital letters
server farm lost starbucks wifi signal
server fell in ocean
server had too much to drink
server power cable stolen by raccoon for nest
server room haunted
sitemap was held upside down
Something went wrong: Something went wrong (Something went wrong)
soonerist sperver fid dot nile
spin cycle still active
spin number must be of the form n/2
spontaneous splinal dereticulation
SQL ejection
subtle threading bug in turing-complete version numbering system
sysadmin trapped in well
tape on write-protect hole fell off
temporal paradox
the butter you have dialed is invalid or no longer in service
the little plastic tab on the box the data's in broke off
the server is temporarily permanent. Please try another also.
the system / is down
This copy of Ubuntu is not genuine and you have not yet resolved this issue.
This page contains content from the Open Source Initiative, who have blocked it on copyright grounds.
too many hands on the keyboard
transfer interrupted by incoming fax
TRIED TO READ 9TH SIDE OF 8 TRACK
turns out server was on circuit with lightswitch by door
Unable to cast variable of type Int32 to Magic Missile
undefined is not a function, which really makes you think
unexpected timezone drift desynchronization
unimplemented trap
User accepted terms but not conditions
User is not a typewriter.
user put spaces/vowels in filename
UTF-31 decode error
virtual memory got too real
wrong files
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

Captions[edit]

This is the combined list of all captions I have found, in the feed and in prompts.

(ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
:-(
?????????????
... It's about ethics in games journalism.
...And then we decided it was time to leave
...Freudian sense tingling...
...just no.
...monsters from the id...
'BOOM' goes the dynamite!
'Murica, hell yeah!
"...The Aristocrats."
"ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER"
"AS the ancient Israelites broke Mana, we shall break frosted pastries"
"Bake him away, toys"
"Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
"Cat-like Reflexes"
"Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
"I am So. Much. More."
"I Never watch porn"
"I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
"Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
"Is it symmetric this way?"
"My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
"Oh Sword-chan" "Yes Gun-Kun?"
"Space duckin'" By led blimp
"sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
"The colour out of space" and black.
"Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
“Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
((╬ಠิ﹏ಠิ))
(ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
[Metal Gear sound effect]
[USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
[user was banned for this text]
*Darth Vader Breathing*
*glomp*
*Sigh* not cat food for diner again
*Tips fedora*
#720_no_scope
#ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
#awefullyNicetractsofland
#beatingheartinabox
#bedhead
#BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
#blessed
#bornthisway
#BROKEN
#Canadian internet #price gouging
#CATSANDBIRDS
#caturday
#cloudywithachanceofmeatballs
#comfortfood
#Compromise
#DANGERZONE
#DARE to #DREAM
#delfie
#Donthate #Truelove
#drbalanced
#DrinkSaltwater
#duckface
#essentialsupplies
#fallingfromorbit
#fishy!
#flavorbomb
#giganticflower #headshot
#GOD
#gps be like
#hashtag
#Hashtag #ironicSelfie
#hashtag #yinyl #yolo #thanksobama
#HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI
#hoax
#Hopeicanfly
#illuminati
#imnotracistbut
#ivisitedthegrandcanyon #yolo
#justnasathings
#lifehacks
#livefeed #colonoscopy
#lolcats
#Long_Exposure
#LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
#me #throwbackthursday
#Moses #riverbabies #passover y'all!!!
#Nailpolish
#newhipsterbike
#NewProfilepic
#nofilter
#nomakeup #justgotup #wow
#nomakeup #justnatural
#nomakeup #natural
#notallmen
#notamodel #nofilter
#onering #fuckhobbits
#paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
#parsnipandoldlace
#Photobomb
#rememberthetitans
#satellite #navigation
#saturday #memories #beautiful
#selfie #atwork #nofilter #potatoduty #yolo
#selfie #imatree #thuglife
#selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
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#sorrynotsorry
#strangelyaroused
#stublife
#sudowoodoproblems
#teamplayer
#this_is_how_an_angel_dies
#this_is_sparta
#Toobigtofall
#toothproblems
#twinsies
#underkill
#vampiremirrorselfie
#Worstweekever
<3 hanging out with saruman
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1 Like = 1 attempt to Perform space rendezvous
1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
100% legit free hugs
11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
15 Mindblowing facts that prove jaws was real
20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
2pm and i'm not drunk yet
3 year olds first lego experience
4 8 15 16 23 42
5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay
500 gold for the private show
5th of November went too far this year
7 amazing ways of taking off your pants that will surprise you!
8.5 hours later...
9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation
99 bottles of beer on the wall
99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
A classic battle between the word and the sword, represented by the most noble creature
A delicate pear
A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
A job so boring a bird could do it
A kid peed in the ball pit, I took action
A land war in asia
A soulful rendition of "old man river"
a spherical cow
A window into my soul
a/s/l?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Aaaaaaaaaah
Aaaaaargh
About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
about to die lol
ack
ACK-scuse me sir, Stop shaking hands and transmit some data.
ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
actually, around here we itemize our taxes
Aesthetic.
AGHHHHH
Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
Alan?
alas, poor yorick, I knew him well.
All flesh is grass
all I wanted was soup.
All my selfies be like
All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
All these science spheres are made out of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.
All these science spheres are made out of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.
All things considered, it turned out nice again
Allons-Y!
almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea
always darekst before the dawn
Always get a full nights rest
Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?!
Am I a Pokemon?
Amazing optical illusion! Can you see the duck?
Amazing! Discovery! on mars!
amazons newest delivery method
Amirite??
An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
An eight-stringed octopus?
AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash!
An unsuccessful bike design...
ancient skull loses eye socket in fencing accident
and a bluetooth made of pretzel sticks
And so it began...
And so the hunt begins!
and suddenly, popcorn
and that is the story of the very angry caterpillar
AND THAT'S HOW i MET YOUR MOTHER.
And the least of the five evils is....
and then there were nine
And then, you lightly drill the oven for 15 minutes on high
And this, my dear, disproves the coriolis effect.
And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
and to think this is where it all started
ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
Angry sofa is angry.
Animé girls don't look at explosions
Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
another day on california public transportation
Another one bites the dust
Another victim of 'got your nose!'
Antimater Universe wants a hug.
Ants close in on the tender eye-flesh
ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
Any hatchlings in here?
Anyone craving some soup right about now?
Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
Apparently i have retinoblastoma.
Apparently it's a thing now...
Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
apple's new offering: iscream
Appropriately enough, the jury voted guilty
April Fools!
Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
Are you feeling lucky, punk?
Are you kidding me?
are you sure this is a commandline?
aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
Artistic recreation from new fossil find
As I place the flowers, I thought, "She will never forgive me for marrying her daughter."
As long as there aren't any snake I should be fi- Shit! Snakes!
as sir nibbles of acorn surveyed the destruction, he realized that he had forgotten to account for drag
As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
As viewed on a Macintosh plus
As you can see It's windy out here
Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
Asteroids hate him!
astonishing how xenia flew that plane
Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
at last, validation
at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock
At least it stopped bleeding acid
At least someone's getting fed
at least the last thing i'll ever see is pretty
At that moment, something snapped.
At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
at times like this i ask, "why me?"
Attracted to black holes, HELP!
australia is not NZ!
AUUUGH
Aw, man, I hate gelatinous cubes...
Aw, yisss!
awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
awkward! . . .
Aww, honey, don't cry...
Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor!
Ayyyy LMAO!
back on tinder!
Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
balloon ninja strikes again
Banana invasion in progress
BANANANANANANANANANA
BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
Bangarang Motherfuckers
Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
Bay-bae lolz
Bazookateer crossing
BDSM bringing another relationship together
been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
Before his untimely death.
Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich
Belgium
Best Christmas gift EVER!
best day evar!!!!
best easter ever
Best funeral ever!!!!! YOLO
Best Halloween costume yet!
Best map projection ever
best republican caucus ever!
best snowman ever!
Best. Funeral. Ever.
better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
Beyond Level 256...
big ben is going down.
Big Bird, An orwellian Short
big black orb #shit #soyuzfail
Big bowl of star-flakes
big data strikes back
bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
Bird seed companies HATE him
birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
Birds are less cute the closer they are.
Birds: secretly a type of banana.
Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
bit nosy, aren't you?
Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
Black begins and wins.
Black box recorder
Blackout @ moscov metros station, i have no idea which way the peron is. #yolo
blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne!
bob ross has only become more powerful in death
Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
Bomber one on approach
Bonehenge
bowTieght!
Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
Brb, burning house down
breakfast in 'merica
Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
Brittish think tank
brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
Bulls don't often sit like this!
Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^
bURMA sHAVE!
Burnination? Huh?
Burrito night
But I wanted to see the roof... #FirstWorldProblems
But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
BUT WHERE DOES THE BLOOD GO?
BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
Cakephants are my new friends
Can anybody help me identify this animal?
Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy
Can't believe what I almost threw away!
can't make an omlet without breaking a few legs
Can't stop recovery data, My eyes hurt
Cant explain that
Cant sleep, clowns will kill me. Cant sleep, clowns will ...
capes are in fashion
Captain obvious strikes again
captcha: Enter picture description
Car broke down on the side of the highway.
Car tiddlywinks proves success
Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
Cat tax paid
Catman
caught the sunset tonight at midday
Ce n'est pas un canard
CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe
CERN proves existence of "the force"
CERN's soLUtion to a cut in funding.
cest ne pas un pipe
Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
Check out my new OC
check out my new pet
check out my new sauron fanfic
Check out my new sonic oc!
Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
check out my usb sword!
cheese = life
Choose your snuggle toy
Christ, what an asshole.
clever girl.....
Click "Like" when you see it!
Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
Click to show secret text
CLOCK FACE-OFF
Close the pod bay door, Hal.
Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
Combining that old vax with a microwave oven was a bad idea!
come at me, pro!
Come back! We aren't really going to eat you!
Come on and Slam!
come on iiiiin!
Come on party people, put your hands together
come on, put on the slippers.
Come with me on a journey into time and space
Conflicting messages
Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
conserve yours until the last possible second
conspiracy theorists crestfallen after taking photo of platonic ideal rather than its specific manifestation
Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time
Copernicus: The early years
CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
Cory Doctrow finds Ron Paul's secret Lunar base
could anyone help me find my contacts?
cowabunga dude
cowabunga, dudes!
crawling and texting #badcombination
crawling in my skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
crenellate good times, c'Mon!
Crocodile Pink Eye
Cruise Kingdom
cthulu caught me slipping
cthulu wants what cthulu wants
Cuneiform writing influenced fence makers for generations
curiosity fed the cat
Curiosity Stops Sending Photos, Transmits Crude Line Drawings Instead.
cuteness depleted after 20 pictures!! #ripoff
Da_FEELS###!
Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
DAMMIT JIM, I'M A DOCTOR NOT THE DOCTOR.
damn tree!
Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
Damn, two o'clock already?
damn. that squirrel's got a ball
damned ninjas
damnit, another drunken tree in the road
Dance contest! #YOLO
Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
Danger: low clearance
Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
Dawn of the Bread
Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain.
Dawn: The Final day
Day 12: it's going well I think
Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
Day:38 Bird Disguise works, No one knows I am a Worm
daylight savings time always throws me off
Daylight spending time!
Deal with it
Death star model 0.0.73
Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster.
Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
Did i remember to lock the car?
Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
did this exist as a microwave?
Diet is working!
Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
discovered a new shortcut for making toast
Dispatch, I'm not Really Sure we have a Violation Number for this one
Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career.
diy abortion
Do I look fat in this photo?
Do I look like a penguin?
Do my feet look fat?
Do my feet smell?
Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
Do the Harlem Shake
Do you care to #engage with this #content
Do you feline lucky, punk?
Do you have a lighter?
do you reckon i can feed this to my pet spider?
Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
Doctor whheeeeeeeeee
does anyone know how to get rid of eye worms?
Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
Does anyone know why it is doing this?
does my ass look big in this?
Does my eye look bloodshot?
Does my hair look like it's thinning?
Does this look infected?
Does this look like pink eye to you?
Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
dOG SHAMING
Doing Laundry on the TARDIS is hard. It's why companions wear the same clothes.
DOMINO'S PIZZA IS MADE OF TURTLES! IT'S MADE OF TURTLES!!!!!!
Dominos delivers!
don't be silly, horses cant fly planes.
Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs
Don't Blink. Blink and you're dead. don't turn your back. don't look away. and don't blink!
Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask
Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
Don't have a cow, man
Don't inhale!
Don't Press Turbo boost. Something tells me you should never press turbo boost.
Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
don't worry, it's part of my plan!
Don't you know the Dewey decimal system!?!?!?!?
Don't you love it when a pet looks like it's owner
Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
Dons Quixote start their parallel quests
doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
Down time
Drat, the internet is leaking again.
drill baby drill!
drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
Dryads. that is all.
DUCK CONFUSED ABOUT DRESS COLOR, FEELING DEPRESSED
Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
DuckDuckGoes!
duckface is the new radians
Dude Did you know you could smoke almost anything?
Dude, I can totally catch this!
Dude, where's my car?
Dude! Dude? Dude.
DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered
Early stages of Giraffe evolution
EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
Eat my shorts
Eating my breakfast!
eclipse o'clock
Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard
Edward, no!
Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head.
elevator be damned, I'm going to keep going until I see myself!
emergency butter delivery
engage!
ESA probe enters black hole - first photos!
Et boum! C'est le choc!
Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite
Even More Pictures of My Sweet little babies.
even the sun cowers in fear!
Evenutally, they'll write moby dick.
ever get the feeling you're being watched?
every breath you take, every move you make
Every day my damn cat makes this face
everyday i'm shoveling
Everything maKes perfect sense now.
everything makes sense now
Everything truly IS awesome!
Everything's coming up Milhouse
Evolution of puzzles
Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
Exes, am I right?
Existance is an illusion
Extreme beer pong
FACESWAP lol
FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am?
Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse.
Fancy
father & daughter re-unite!
Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
feeding my pet
FENTON!!! FENTON!
Field Trip!
File not found ... creating fake file...
filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
finally got that squid stache
Finally here!
Finally, new tires
Fire can sometimes be hot?
First day at school
First day of school.
First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
First post, be friendly
First screenshot of portal 3 !!
First time posting, please be nice
First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory
Fish hooks REALLY REALLY HURT
Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
Flat file viewing
Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
flying car - it is now officially the future
Flying fish had no affect on it
FML
Fnnnaarrrrr!
Foiled again by the bell curve
fond this creepy ass painting in my basement. how much do you guys think it's worth ?
food crisis strategy
for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray"
For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
for science!
for you
Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
Forgot to blow out my candles before I cut the cake
forgot to turn the oven off!
Formal on top, party on the bottom
Fortunately this is posted on Google+, so nobody will ever see it.
Found this ancient manuscript, can anyone translate it?
found this at a novelty store
found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
Found this in my garden, wtf?
Found this mushroom, thought of you
found this on google maps earlier.
Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach.
fourier transforms are too hard!!
Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
free the beast!
Freedom in a nutshell.
Freshly waxed floors + new socks
FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel. watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
FUCK NOT AGAIN
Fucking CAKE
Fulfilling western ideals!
Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo
funny how we type xoxoxo for kisses but oxoxox for an oxen stampede
furrowed mustache
Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
Gentlemen, WITH OUR ENHANCED surveillance WE NOW KNOW WHAT THE ENEMY IS DOING, BUT WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHY?
Gentlemen. If you find it you are set for life.
George insisted there were better things to worry about, but I had a feeling this was important.
George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
get spare glasses before meeting rod serling
Get that camera out of my face!
get your ass to mars
Giant sentient banana found in space
go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
Go home Dumbledore. You're Drunk
go home elephant you are drunk
Go purr yourself!
God i love sesame street
God Save The Queen
goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
Goldilocks party!
gone fishing
good old troubleshootin'
Goodnight moon
google bots have uncovered some missing bits
GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
Google's streetview prank zoomed way out.
Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
Got a message from an adoring fan today! <3
got Peanut allergies #yolo #swag
got to meet with charlie sheen
Got your nose!
Gotta catch em all.
gotta take big ben down a peg
GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
Grab that snake, dont let it go, its lunchtime ya'know
Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
Gravedigging time
GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
Great ScotT!
Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
Growing up in Texas, they didn't teach us this part of the water cycle.
Guess I'm stuck here #permadeath #lol
Guess that "sun" was really important after all
Guess where I'm taking this photo from.
Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
Guys, I Found a Unicorn!
Guys, this picture is awful
ha ha ha... no.
Had to settle for a beard
haha oh my cat
haha! i am dead inside!
Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
HAN SHOT THIRD #YOLO
Happy Birthday, M C Escher
Happy Birthday!
Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
has anyone seen my force field generator?
Has science gone too far?
Hasbro's new product targets both the small girl and the adult male demographics.
Hat in the cat strike back!
Have fun in the Alps lol
Have fun stormin' da castle.
Have you closed the airlock before we took off?
Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
have you heard?
Have you two seen a small person come through here recently? He may have been carying a blue sword.
havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH!
He did say it was edible
He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
he is so cool
He left me! :ccc
He nailed it!
He thought 'chutes were for the insecure
He was never seen again
He's been there for three days
hello darkness my old friend
Hello earthlings
hello you're on car talk
help being attacked by wormsaaaaaagghh
HELP I'M just a pheasant
Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
help wanted. inquire within.
Help! HELP! I need an adult
Help! my mustache is eating my fammmmmrhmhghhh
Here comes the sun, do do do do...
Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
Heres a pic of a wild catus, who just saw a balloon
Hey guys, watch this
hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
Hey there cutie
Hey, check out my new green colored shirt!
Hey, check out this cool website i found!
Hey, it's windows 7 again!
hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
hey! check out larry's new aloe vera cream recipe! it works wonders on the skin and lips!
Hey! My cloaca is down here!
hgghjg
Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go
Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
High Bro, five.
His name is robert palmer.
Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option?
hobbitses
HODOR!
holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
Holy Meals on Wheels
Homework's done, finally time to get wasted
Homo helicopteris captured in bali
Honest, officer, that's what happened!
Hope that wasn't a granny knot
Hoping this makes it past customs
horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
H̪̬͚̲̥̠̗̻̿ͦͧ̂͟E͚̞͋͛ ͕͇̦̻͓̻̳́ͫ͌̆͌̽C̢̊ͯ͏̵̣͈̣̯̯͔O͚̲͓͎̟̳̱͐̊̈̽ͪ̓ͪ͞M͖͔̗̮̎̈́͑̏͡È̸̝̹̲̍ͦͤͦ̋̎̀͞ͅS̢̫̮͙̟̭̀̿͜
Houston, we are the problem
Hoverboard to full power!
how can mirrors be real if your eyes aren't real?
How did I get here?
How did I get here?!?
How did the mars rover get here?
how do i resize the city?
how do I take photos with this?
how do i turn this off?
how do you get the screensaver off?
How does this work again?
How Else dID you think they make Toothpicks?
How is this still a thing?
How many can there be?
How much absinthe did you say was in this?
how to make roommate stop pooping everywhere
How's My new haircut?
hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
Hunka Hunka burnin' steel
I think I need new glasses.
I 'M out of the acorn
I always fast forward through this part.
I am a beautiful person.
I am become Death, Destroyer of insects smaller than 4mm
I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
I am infinite. i am eternal.
i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
I am the creator.
i am wearing a bolo tie
I believe in an afterbirth.
I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.
I blame lack of regulation
I blame supernasa
I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
I broke cookie clicker...
i broke it
I broke the etch & sketch
I call it: "The Futility of American Anything"
I call zeno's paradox on this... thing.
I can can hear satellites crying in my teeth
I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right
I can has cheezburger?
I can jump that far!
I CAN NEVER STOP SCREAMING
I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
I can take photos with my teeth!
I can walk on my hands
I can't believe it's not cake batter
I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
i can't form the words to describe such beauty
I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
I CHOOSE YOU!
i did not account for the flames
i do the same thing at frat parties
I Don't believe in primordial black holes... I don't believe in primordial black holes...
I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
i don't even remember taking this pic!
I don't get it either.
i don't have time for this!
I don't know
I don't know how to play...
I don't know if this is proof of anything other than old habits dying hard
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S SAYING, BUT HE SOUNDS LIKE HE'D MAKE A GREAT PRESIDENT
I don't regret pressing the button
i don't remember this scene form star wars
I don't see how sniffing this globe will help my complexion, but I'll try anything at this point.
I don't think I really understand what this is.
I don't think that's supposed to go there...
I don't think this is working
i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
I don't want to set the world on fire
i donna think it means what you think it means
I dream of death
I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
I finally killed the weird recognizer that was following me
I find this picture reflects my soul.
I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
I fixed it guys
I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
I forgot to get a plane
I forgot to turn the tap off lol
I fought the law. They won
I found a three fingered kitten!
I found it!!!!!!!
I found the missing pieces!
i found this ancient manuscript. can anyone translate it?
I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
I found this little guy in the woods near my house
I found this on my arm when I woke up this morning. Can anyone tell me what it is?!
I got a new geigerteller
I GOT MY EYEBROWS DID
I got the job!
I got the keys to the city.
I got this in the mail today
I guess I only have myself to blame.
I guess the cat didn't really want to go to the vet
I has a sad
i hate
i hate it when this happens
I hate the carnival so much right now
I hate this channel
I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
I hate waking up from a really good dream
i hate you. die in a fire.
i have a bad feeling about this.
I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
I have never been happy
I have tasted many fish
I hear someone yelling at me... i have no idea why
I hope he's not hungry
I immediately regret eating that
i invented a thing
I just bought this
I just can't see the point anymore
I just don't get recursion.
I just joined the Kite Kite Kite!
i just want to do existential things with my friends
I just want to watch the world burn
I knew I nailed it!
I KNEW I WASN'T GOING TO BE ABLE TO WALK IN THESE!
I knew it wasn't cheese after the first bite, but i didn't want to be rude to God. He worked so hard on it.
I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
I knew pi would lead to this
I knew there would be side effects
I like this picture
I loled my head off!!!
I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him.
I lost my tooth
I lost my wits
I lost my wrist
i love a good featureless white void
i love my family
I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
I love star wars!
I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
i miss myspace. *sigh* #thegoodolddays
I mistook myself for a bird
I need an adult. -- I am an adult.
i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
i need to do my laundry more often.
I never get a space ship, I never get anything!
I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
I never understood that part of the bibile
I only wanted a cheeseburger
i pushed this. was that bad?
I put on my wizard robe and hat
I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
i refuse to regret this decision
I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
I say: nuts to that!
I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
I sentence you to deliciousness!
I should not have tried those shrooms...
I should really separate those
I solved the debt crisis!
I still say it looks White and Gold!
I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST!
I think I can... I think I can
I think I have too many swords
I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter
I think i lost my dorsal fin
I think i made a point!
i think i need to get out more.
I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
i think it's working now, ask me anything
I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
I think the white balance on my new SLR is off
I think there's something here
I think this is actually kind of a big step for a man.
I think this is the wrong python script
I think we deserved it.
i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
I thought aircraft carriers were bigger....
I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong.
I thought it was a good idea at the time
I thought it would be bigger
i thought maybe if I uninstalled flash...
I thought of it, and it happened
I thought this ball pit would be more fun
I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
I told you to keep the raptors secure
I trained him to do this, but now he won't stop.
I used to be like... but then i was all...
i walk a lonely road, the only road that i have ever known...
i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
I was an adventurer like you, but then i took an arrow to the knee
I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
I was going to eat it, but then I found Out It had Gluten
i was gonna eat that
I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters!
I was just trying to install freebsd...
I was late
I was making a mind map but I fell off the edge...
i was told this came with a bowl of soup.
I welcome our event-driven overlords
I will take that one please
I will use it if it is web scale
I will wear this shirt until one of us dies.
I wish I could afford the monopolar model...
I wish I could ride in a balloon
I wish they'd standardize the charger
I wish this was fake...
I woke up sleeping next to this. #yolo
I wonder if it will be friends with me
I wonder what will this lead to...
i wonder why you left me here.
I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords
I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
I'd call this experiment a success.
i'd like bacteria a lot more if they smiled.
I'd like to advise everyone not to eat avocados.
I'd take the stairs, but...
I'd tap dat.
I'd tap that
I'll catch it one day
I'll just go buy cigarettes
I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
I'll never fit in!
i'll never get tired of this.
I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
i'M 12 AND WHAT IS THIS?
I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
I'm a bird lol
I'm a fighter!
I'm a Real Boy!
I'm a wizard!
I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir.
i'm being ironic
I'm going to be smashed to bits
i'm just surprised it took this long.
I'm lost without your love, baby
I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
I'm never going on chatroulette again
I'm no longer welcome at the play centre.
I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
I'm not even mad. that's amazing
I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
i'm now 75% more efficient
I'm ready!
i'm really diggin' your shovel
i'm so funny and original
I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
I'm sorry, I'm gluten free
I'm, like, a minecraft genie!
I've been robbed!
I've discovered a new clean-power source
I've found a new way to feed the poor
I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
i've got hurt feelings
i've made a huge mistake
I've made a huge mistake
I've never been so aware of my own hunger
i've never felt so alone.
I've never felt so empty before
i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
if democracy fails you can count on stalin!
if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
If i am in your dreams at night, in those dreams i want you to describe to me the sources of international law
if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
if only i had friends...
if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
if you got it, flaunt it
If you hadn't invented it, it would have to exist.
If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
If you're brave enough...
If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
If you've got a moustache...
Ikea art
im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box.
In case you didn't know, that's an entire city running away. Buildings and all. You should run too.
In D&D you *are* your equipment
In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition
in line at the dmv
In my dreams I'm always strong
In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
in the future, EVERYTHING will be wireless
in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
in theathers, close to you
Initiate evasive maneuver!
Ink-blots describe how they see students
inner city air conditioning
Insert a turnip into the serial port.
Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
International relationships are getting worse
Interns wanted: Must have 5TB+ of Storage Space.
intertial reference frame, activate!
introducing the yolo distribution
is good idea yes
Is it a bird, is it a plane, no it is spiderpig!
Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
is it midnight yet?
Is it really today, already?
is it wrong how turned on i am by this?
Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
Is that a new pokemon?
is that a war walrus?
Is that what I think it is? in my salad?
is the eject button meant to do this?
Is there a bee on my nose?
Is there really any point? FML
IS there something in my nose? #Nofilter
Is this a horse man or a duck man? The answer may surprise you!
Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door?
is this illegal?
is this just a fantasy?
Is this real life?
Is this room 101?
Is this too cheesy?
Isn't he cute?
it all fits together, guys!
it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
It is never safe.
It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
it makes sense if you think about it
It seemed better in my head
It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
it was an odd place to find a stop sign
it was never this complicated when I was a kid
It was the rational response
It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
It's a cat ass trophy
it's a faaaaake!
It's a Finger trap
it's a metaphor
It's a timey-wimey time-lord
It's ALIVE!
it's bicycles all the way down
It's bigger after you put it together.
it's called "depleted" 'cause it's heavier
it's fun to do bad things
it's in a good part of town
it's like rain on your wedding day!
It's Loch Ness Turtles all the way down.
it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
It's not a good part of town
It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
it's not what you think
it's only awkward if you think it's awkward #awkotaco
It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life!
it's pretty dark in this box
It's smaller on the outside
It's the great pumpkin, Charlie Brown!
It's the little things
it's the minecraft world
Jesus Wept
Jet fuel *can* melt steal beams.
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
Jet memes cant fuel steel belts
Job interview today.
John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much
John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
Joining the illuminati was the best decision EVER!
Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
Jugghead got nothing on me :p
Just a little more to the right
just another cat video
Just another day in paradise
Just another standard morning coffee
Just combing my M.C. Escher
just cos()
just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
Just Got A new camera phone!
Just hangin' around
just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever
just look at that motherfucking satellite
Just not myself today.
Just one of those days
just playing with my pet
Just prior to learning I should have paid more attention in Kinematics.
Just some home decorating
Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares.
just two more trips over the horizon
kang, do i look good in this?
keep on truckin...
Khan!
Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood
Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
ksp mission success
Lack of cucumbers
ladies
Larry asked me to be his wingman
last march of the ents
Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh.
leaked photo of hellraiser reboot
leapfrog, anyone?
Leave this one adrift, Ishmael. Let the ocean take her
Legal Issues
Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
lemme at dem boigas!!!
Lemons don't smell like cheese when you burn them.
Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
Let's have a blinking contest
Let's play "Guess what andy the anaconda ate"
LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE.
Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back
Life is a matter of perspective, really.
Life is cruel and unyielding, and what must be must be
Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
Life on the moon.
Life outside the matrix
Light traffic today.
Like a G6, baby, like a g6
like my new haircut?
Like my new nails?
Likes grains of sand in an hourglass...
linux compatible toaster at last!
Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
lol, no i didn't jump
London
london bridge gets a songg, where is mine?
Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
Look at me jumping!
look at me, i'm from England!
Look at my dollar coin
Look at my new blue dress!
look at my new dog!
look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
Look at that fart propulsion
Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
look into my eyes, look deep into my eyes.
look ma, no hands!
Look man, it's never gonna happen
Look out!
Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
look what happened to my satellite
look what i found underneath my pillow
Look what I just ordered on amazon.com!
look what the doctors found in me!
Looks like he wants a ride. Should we pull over?
Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
Los Angeles sure is beautiful this time of year
Lost in Space...
lost my comb again... gonna have to go to work looking like a sexy hobo instead of a sexy businessman
lost, no gps. does anyone recognize this landmark?
Love is creepy
love it!
love it!"...The Aristocrats."
Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon!
Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
Luuunch-Tiiiiiime
Macklemore concert was awesome!
Made in god's own image, yessiree!
Magnificent as fuck
Magnified 10,000 times
Making a new house rn brb #Homeless
Making a selfie.
Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich
Man in the Moon slumming
man it's hot today
Man or mouse? No need to decide!
Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
Man, it's windy
Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
Man, that was the best party in my life
Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
Mari-OH
mario Kart is harder in real life
married a cat
Mars Instant Messenger Prototype
marvel universe howard the duck returns
Massive orgy reaches climax
MATE YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR STICK
Maths are hard
Max gentleman
may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
Maybe this counts as clean energy
McDonald's 1 Dollar burger explained
me and all my friends
Me llamo t-bone
Me, before the topical ointment
Me, Graduation from villain Acadamy
Me, when I realised I hadn't packed any Messenger pigeons. Awkward!
Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
Meet fluffy, just showed up at my door one night
Meet the new CEO of my Bank!
memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
Mentos and lava
Meow what seems to be the problem?
Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring.
Meritocracy is a pipe dream
Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
Minimalist cat
Minister! We're running out of time.
Mistakes were made.
Mmm, Spider cake!
Mmm... Vegemite
mmm...vegemite...
mmmmm.... Bones....
Modern art is getting a little too modern for me.
modest pile of dinosaurs
Molten steel can't fuel jet beams
Monday mornings
monkey movember
moo!
More advantages to USB type c revealed
More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
morning selfie :-)
Moses lied to me.
Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday; I can't be sure.
Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered
Muahahahahahah
My 7 picture is upside down
My baby is learning how to write!
My boss said to use my head to find a lighter alloy for our product. I think I did something wrong.
My boyfriend finally proposed!
my castles stand on pillars of sand
My cat barfed this out
my cat got into the *other* catnip
My cat is cuter than yours.
my cat is sick
My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!
my children will never understand me
my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake.
my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
My clothes need a wash...
My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon
My dad in the army
My doctor said to take two of these and call him in the morning.
my edvard munch housen syndrome is acting up
My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
my euler circuit is alive!
My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
My first selfie!
my flatmate told me he would cook diner.
My four other heads and I are counting on your vote!
my friend posing while a plane flies by
MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
My girlfriend thinks I need to shave my beard. Thoughts?
My God do I hate being right all the time
My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
My gout's acting up again
My halloween costume
My hero
My Hobby: freaking people out
MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets
My hobby: photography
My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
My house is my castle
my lasik didn't go so well.
MY MOUSE GOT A FACIAL TATTOO. WILL IT LIMIT HIS RESEARCH JOB PROSPECTS?
my neighbor got a job as a watchmaker. He stands around all day making faces!
my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
my new app for power outages - may need to rethink this.
my new boss
My new cat is awesome
my new duvet cover!
my new haircut only exists in another dimension
My new haircut!
My new neighbor seems a bit odd
My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
My new pony <3<3<3xoxo<3<3<3
My new tattoo
my new toaster has some strange attachments
My next tattoo! It means "strength and Bravery".
My nieghbor totoro loses his mind
My nose will grow now.
My parents took away my phone privileges
my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
My roomba is slower than normal
My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
My roommate ordered pizza - I didn't save him any.
my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
My selfie stick broke.
My server cooling system.
my taco face
My tastes are very... singular
my time machine isn't working again! D:
my toothache has got worse recently
My trip to Europe #selfie
My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site!
my wonderful dad!
Myspace tom to ground control-
mYTH BUSTED!
na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
nasa and the Post office collaborate on new postage stamp
Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
Nasa is fully funded
Need a Haircut
Neil Degrasse Tyson is having a bit of an odd day.
Neither the hero this city needs or deserves, still he was the only hero this city had.
Never bring a blowgun to a knife fight.
Never divide by zero
Never gonna give you up...
Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
New amazon product
New boyfriend. Don't know why my parents don't like him?
New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
New car flipping world record set
new drupal logo
New false color imagery from mars curiousity
New haircut!
New headcanon:
New means to help collect more evidence
new member of the family
New microwave over cures/causes cancer!
New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
new phone who dis
new president misuses "literal", becomes a duck
New selfy stick you can hold with your foot
New Super Mario bros in real life!
New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
new tattoo on the back of my head so no one can sneak up on me
Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
Nice leg.
NICE MULTIPANTS
night sledding deserves a quiet night
No good deed goes unpunished
No guitar without a sombrero
No lie, this is delicious
no matter where we go, its always cold
No more sorrow!
no one ever suspected the shovel
No regrets on this new roofing material
no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
No wants to hear me talk about my cat
No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea.
no wonder the cat always sits here
No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
No, really; I'm an 8-legged dog. Come Closer.
NO. JUST NO.
nobody knows the trouble i've seen
Nom nom nom
nomnomnomnom nomnom om nom nom
nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
Nope nope nope nope nope
Northrop Grumman has released the world's first Macrowave Oven. Enclosed in this prototype is the entire nation of iran.
Not a fruit
Not Again :(
Not all dreams can come true
Not as healthy as it looks
Not even once
Not even once...
Not gonna lie. No idea what this is.
Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
not sure whether or not to tip him
Note 2: Use a frozen potato
Note: HUGE SUCCess
Nothing new under the sun
Nothing to see here.
Notice anything different?
Notice: thank you for noticing. Your noticing has been noted.
Now that I am an adult I can decide what that means.
Now turn it upside-down
Now we play... the most dangerous game
Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
Now where did i leave my ocarina. . .
now you're hungry too.
Now, It's not every Day you get to be glorious leader
Nutritionists hate this simple trick
NUTS!
Obama pardons Santa claus
obsession is a dangerous thing
Office gamification has got out of hand.
Officer, You could arrest me, but just this once, let's Just Hug it Out.
Oh bother not again
oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with cameras
OH GOD HOW DO I COMPUTER?!?!?!!
Oh god is it still following me?
OH GOD SPIDERS
OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
Oh God! It's happening again!
oh god!! the youtube views were not worth it!! they weren't woooorth iiiiit
Oh here we go
oh I feel a yearning so bad
oh look, a penny
OH MY GOD A HORSE
oh no you didn't
Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
Oh no, i've got glue-cose stuck to my hand!
Oh no, it's the moon
Oh No! Not again!
Oh no! Not again.
Oh no! Not Again.
Oh shit, not again.
Oh, Canada...
oh, god, why?
oh, is that godot? Finally...
Oh, that's where I left them!
oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE"
Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
Okay, bradford pears grow *really* fast.
Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
omfg who would wear that hat
omfg, space bugs
OMG Becky look at her butt
OMG I cannot even
omg too much chiplote
OMG TotalLy want that body!! <3
OMG! Kittens!
OMG! r u 4 real?! this is like the best thing evaaaar! #yay #blessed #someonelovesme
On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
On what planet is this an acceptable shade tree? #Goaway
one does not simply wok into mordor
one electrocution can ruin your entire day
One of the less popular Transformers.
One of these things doesn't belong.
One of those mornings...
One year ago I looked like this
only 90 kids will remember this.
only 90s kids will get this!
Only 90s kids will remember
Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
Only way to be sure #nukefromorbit
onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
oompa loompa diggeti doo
OOooommmm bop, bop bop bah boo whop
Oops, I forgot the cowboy hat
oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
Oops.
Open wide!
Optimus prime was having a bad day.
Otters. They are the craziest.
ouch!
our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
Our proudest moment
Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
Ow.
Oy, my giblets!
Pac-man's missing piece
Pacman or ms.Pacman?
Pants Optional
paper can't substitute the smell of an old kindle
parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
Park and ride
PARKOUR IN ACTION
Parlez vous Francais?
Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
passed another hitch hiker
peacekeeping mission is a total success
peeling back the pages of history
Penguins are people too #equality
Pentagonal head? That's nuts!!! *cough* *ahem* I think you mean bolts.
Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
Perspective issues
Philae lander found!
photo proof for you skeptics out there
photobombed again
photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
Photographic evidence that cookies exist on other planets.
PHOTOSYNTHESIS HELL YEAH
Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy.
Picasso's illegitimate child...
Picked this up at the thrift shop
Picked up this little fellow from the pound!
Picking mushrooms
picture of my boyfriend
picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
Piglet was not amused
Pintsize what are you doing?!
Pizza TIME
play it cool
Please note that our professional disaster recovery team are working tirelessly to rebuild your data. We apologise for the delay. - xkcloud
Please send help.
Please, please, please not again!
Please. Save yourself.
Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
PostPostModern art
Praise robot jesus! humans, convert and roll out!
Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
Press 'continue' to abort.
Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
pretty sure the void is staring back #whenyoustarelongenough #lostsanity
Prius Love
Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
Prom Night at tentacle monster HIgh
pronounced duh-jango
Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
Proof that dinosaurs and humans coexisted
proof that we didn't actually land on the moon. Americans are sheep
PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
Proof: loch ness monster.
Prop Failure #Lol#Hustonwehaveaproblem
prototype soccer ball
PSA: If you don't see this, don't ask your embarrassing medical questions
Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
Putin Putin in orbit
quack quack, motherflipper
Quite.
QWANTZ Fanfic
Rabbits are vicious creatures when their data are stolen
racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
Ramen is squishy and soft
RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
Real Eyes Realize real lies.
real landscapes have curves
real letters have curves #Serif
Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr!
really not how I thought I would die
Really, the star wars prequels are under-rated if you think about it
Reblog to 500 people or your cat will die.
rebranding of national park service almost complete
rehearsals ARE going great! AnD Don't forget to come to the premiere on Thursday!
release the kraken
Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna
results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm
reverse et
reverse microwave oven
Riemann should have had this idea
RIP SPEAK N SPELL
rm -rf /
Roadrunner is the new transport minister
Robert'); Drop Table students;--
Robots in much better disguise
rock beats scissors
Rock, paper, FACE
Rocket pseudo-science!
rodeo!!
rofl
Roll of toilet paper reacts to US Deficit
Rollerskating always was overrated
run little ghost, run!
RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!!
sad cow is sad
Safety: it's more like 'Guidelines'
Said the duchess to the vicar.
Sailor Moon Cosplay Queen
Sarlac ball pit!
sarlac ball-pit!!!
Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it
Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
Saw this outside last night. Is it dangerous?
school's out!
Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date
Screw it, here's a cat pic
searching for brain, found this instead
See a carrot deflate a pool ball
See it again in slo mo
SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
SELDOM UTILIZED DIET TRICKS
Self Portrait: Complete.
Selfie #Nofilter
Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000.
Selfie in the morning
Selfie with Benedict Cumberbatch
senpai noticed me! ^_^
sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
share and enjoy
share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
She's got interesting taste in men.
Sheena, who dis
Ships that pass in the night, and speak each other in passing
Should i fall from grace?
should i see a doctor about this?
Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
SIDE GOER 4
Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
SINgle mom discovers incredible way to overthrow capitalism. you won't believe it!
Skydiving #photobomb #shark #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
slippin' into the future
smile for the camera!
Smile! You're on Candid Microscope
smiling is for optimists
Snapchat with aliens sure takes forever. #damnlag
Snapped this with my phone, what is it?
Snowman accident
So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today!
So i found this on my phone?
so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
So it's true, then.
So it's true, then.
so like my GF said cutting flowers is like totally bad, but she gets like really pissed if I forget ANY little anniversay, so #ifixed it
So long and thanks for all the fish!
So long, and thanks for all the fish
So long, and thanks for the fistbumps
so much for your "Democracy"
So that happened
So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
So thats What Jesus did
So this happened.
So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
So, it has come to this...
so, scientology...
So, this happened.
so. sick. of. this. pic.
So... the other day, I was minding my own business...you'll never guess what happened next!
So... those were real
So...Magnets, right?
Solo Thumbwar
solve all your problems with hemlock
Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
some men just want to watch the world burn.
Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
Somehow the welcome mat ended up inside the house.
someone just gave me this. I don't know what it means...
someone take this banana off my face
Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
Something seems to be wrong with my car
Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
SOmething went wrong while shaving...
Sometimes all you can do is wait
Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb
Sometimes, a spherical cow is a reasonable assumption.
Somewhere, this exists.
Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
Soon. Soon...
sorry dad
Sorry for the potato quality.
Sorry for your loss, but next time pay attention to where the glass stops
SOYUZ SOLAR ARRAY decimating couch
SPAAAAAAAAcE
Spaaaaaaaace!
Space from my window
Spiders. Nope.
Spring has sprang
SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
Stalemate
Starbucks <3 <3 <3
Starting to regret my OUYA purchase
stay away from my eggcorns
Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
stay out of my house, santa
steel beams taste best with a dallop of gasoline
Step 1: Jump the shark.
sTEP ONE CUT A HOLE IN THE BOX
step one: cut a hole in the box
Steve is realxing
Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
still better than last year in ottawa
Still no martians
still, i think it was a good idea
stipple slash of saturn
Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist
Stop stalin and make up your mind
Stop! Hammer time!
stork carrying a babby rabbit!
straight out of the hacker's jargon file!
Straight outta compton
Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
Strangely, my patients don't like this new couch.
Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
Stupid Bird!
Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
such lambda
Sun deflation: optimal
Sunrise over the La brea tar pits! #majestic
sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
sup brah
super high intensity training at NORAD
Support my kick-starter! A whole new devise with bluetooth and a button!
SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo!
Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
Sweet, they new red shirts are on sale again!
T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
Take my money!
take that atheists
take two, they are small
taken from earth orbit
Talking to my fans...
Tamper-Proof
TANSTAAFL... Mostly
Target Found.
Teach a fis how to to man... wait?
Ted Cruz 20-Infinity
Ted Cruz imagines himself like this and things it's normal.
terminal velocity is a myth
Terms and conditions apply, actual product may vary
Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
Testing my new high-contrast filter outside the unicyclist meet up
thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
Thanks Obama!
Thanks!
that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
That is not how you Ikea
That is one dapper bird.
That is, in fact, a squirrel.
That makes me very angry...
That sweater is so 2013
That was one hell of a party last night.
That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad. "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed.
That was when things started to get a little weird.
That'll teach them not to misspell my name at Starbucks
That's gonna hurt on the way out
That's just not very funny
that's me!
THAT'S NO MOON
That's not a chicken
That's not a nut!
THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
that's one nasty burn!
That's the princess I want to save
That's too much, man!
that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
thats what she said
The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
The answer is blowing in the wind...
The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
The basis for fast and furious 13.
THE BEES!!!!!
The best brick joke possible.
the best stars are sky stars!
The birds found the hobbit hole
The building blocks of life
The Captain Crunch Kraken
The castle was in you, all along!
The cat brought in another bird.
the charge of the light brigade
The choice is simple.
The co-op and I have been trading our gently used teabags around. Discovering a lot of new flavors!
The dark helps me see in the carrots
the dark side of the moon, amirite?
the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
The designers of this camera literally nailed it
The Dissolution of Parliament.
The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
the dog scanned my homework
The dress is black and white!
The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that in glory and triumph they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot.
The electric dirk was a better dance move than a weapon
The ents met the triffids
the event horizon returned
The evolution of fun
The Excresence of Indifference (mixed media, 2015)
The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
the first official thing i stole from my college roommates.
the floor is made of lava. send help.
The French space program
the game begins...
the game no please why do you haunt me the game i lost the game
The gang destroyed the context
The glow cloud (all hail) stopped by today.
The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
The hills are alive!
the hills have eyes
The HORROR!
The horrors of war
The illuminati embarrassed to admit that the "world" they control is only a h0 scale model
The infamous Snow-muon.
The knids are hungry
The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
The last person to be surprised by a selfie
The last thing I heard was "I swear this will be fun"
The last thing we see before we die
The last thing you see before you die
the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
The less you look at it, the funnier it gets.
The lifts never worked properly in the Volcano Lair
The Little Borg Prince
The little prince is full of siht
the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books
The machine was supposed to show the future, but it never turned on. I was horrified to realize this wasn't because it was broken.
The magic smoke escaped :(
The man leaned in close, and that was when she discovered he had clockwork eyes!
The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
the microsoft promised land
The Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
The moon landing was a lie
The moon looks weird today
The Moon Will Eat What it will
The most diabolical teamup in history
The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
The new Doctor Who is quite the quack.
The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
the new usb feels like a step backward
The newest Olympic sport
The next generation of crypto currencies
The ninetys called, and I had to answer.
The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
the oceans are made of sky tears
The one true way
the only people for me are the mad ones
The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
The Prodigy is in town!
the prophecy was true !
The prophecy was true!
The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
the rest is darkness and decay
The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
The ritual has begun.
The rook is getting closer. Help me.
the saddest moment of my childhood
The second mouse gets the cheese
The secret to infinite storage space
The side of my car. #roadrage
The signal came from this sector
The soap bubble music experiment went rather well.
The solution to all life's problems
The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
The strangest thing subway ever gave me
the strategic air control has been exploring alternative revenue streams.
THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
The taste stays with you forever
The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
The time has come.
The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.)
the Uk space agency is making britain proud
The unforgiving war on health
The view outside of my airplane window.
The vlog was better than the movie
the way of the future
The weight of life in a starry landscape
the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
The world isn't Flat, it's Sharp
The Zebra was lying down
the zoidberg axis
their love was doomed from the start...
Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
Thelma and louise was reaaaaaallll
There goes the neighborhood...
There is a whole other world in my navel
There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
There is no way you can back up that claim. And that's okay.
there is none of this left in the men's room #help
there snow such thing as global warming
There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
There's a third bump, growing fast
There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
There's no more time!
These aren't my sandwiches
These cravings will never stop
These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
These night vision goggles don't work
these pretzels are making me thirsty.
These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
They can see me!
they dont need us anymore
they had no idea the damage they had done
they moved the headstones, but they didn't move the bodies
they said be careful, we said yolo
THEy said it was "futuristic" and "useful"
they said we couldn't play god
They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror
They see me rolling, they hating
they told me carrots were good for eye health
they told me cat eyes would make me look good
they're all dead, dave.
They're all watching me
They're watching us.
Things Lost in couch cushions
this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie
This apple got a face on it dog
This caught my eye
this could be improved by laser technology
This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
this didn't last long.
This elevator has no 'down'!
This explains everything
This explains it all
this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
this guy can't believe what i'm doing.
this guy keeps following me
this guy took a photo of his food every day for a year, you won't believe what happens next!
This guy...
This is a cat
This is a good idea
THis is a love/hate poem.
This is exactly what you think it is
this is for all you haters who said i'd never make it as a conductor.
THIS IS FOR KIBO!
This is how we celebrate easter usually
This is how you get ants!
this is just a tribute #thed
This is just like my 5th birthday party.
THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much.
this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
This is my birthday gift for you. I hope to see it hanging in your living room!
This is no cave
This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
this is not what i meant it to be
tHis is not what i was looking for
This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
This is still what I had for breakfast
This is symbolic.
This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
This is the last hetero-normative domino Game i plan to attend
this is the last time i go skiing @mammoth
this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet
This is the second worst day of my life.
This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world.
This is the strangest weasel I've ever seen.
this is the weirdest hickey.
This is the year of linux
This is twitter, right? #confused
This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU JOKE ABOUT HALF-LIFE 3.
This is what happiness looks like
This is what I do on friday evenings now
This is what i had for breakfast
This is whom the nsa uses to watch you.
This is why I don't order take-out
This is why I'm not an EMT
This is why we can't have good things
This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
THIS LOOKS SHOPPED. I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
This man must not realize that it is the whole building moving up and down, not the elevator.
This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
This needs a motivational text
This new LP is on fire, yo! I love that warm vinyl sound.
This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
This one weird object blocks out the light!
this one's over 15 kt bitches!
This photo mooves me
This photo was taken from my basement
This photo was taken from my iphone
this plot is odd.
This song describes me perfectly
This squirrel really knows how to cook
this thing just showed up in my garden. is it safe?
This trebuchet is set to self-destruct!
this was in the bible
this was my inspiration
This was the most unkindest cut of all
This wasn't a problem back in the usenet days
this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
This will make sense if you look at it upside down
This will require more delta-V than we expected.
This would be a great Emoji
Thorax Cluster
Those Eyes! @_@
those weren't Altoids.
Threaten large birds... check.
throwing epic shade!
Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
Tic Tac Toe, motherfucker
Ticks, it's what's for breakfast.
Time time time time
Time to end the trial run, this was a failure. abort!
Time to reap the whirlwind!
tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
To avoid going bankrupt, Polaroid activates its subliminal message feature on old photographs to try to get more buyers,
To get to the other tree and leaf!
To infinity and Birdyond!
To the victor go the spoils.
To weather the storm of outrageous fortune.
Today i am a Chinese clock
Today was my pets elephant's birthday; He liked the ribbons best.
today's to do list
Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
Too many in line. I'll come back later.
Too many potatoes, not enough butter
Too many quixotes, not enough giants
Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
too much lens flare?
too much right beef
Took a wrong turn in Albuquerque
Top of the world
TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA.
toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird.
transformers, electrical devices that transfer energy between two or more circuits through electromagnetic induction
Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
Travel the length of these massive bison
Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
Trees on a hill #nofilter
Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
Triumph. Pure triumph.
true culprit of global warming!
True Self-Control
truly, i am euphoric
Trurl and Klapaucius at large again!
TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds
Turns out the stars were pentagrams all along
Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
Turns out, Hillary deleted my E-Mails too. Honest.
Two days on this new diet. How do I look?
two great tastes that go great together
Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
Tycoon Simulator 2015
Ugh, I hate how people take pictures instead of just enjoying the view.
Ugh, i'll never understand art.
Ugh, not the polar vortex again.
Uglier than modern art
uh... I think I'm going vegan.
um no.
uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
unhappy in space
unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
Universe man, Universe man...
unsubscribe
Unzipped sock
USB SUX
Use the force responsibly.
using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
Using your phone camera is a neat workaround when you have lost your glasses
Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it
van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
Vegans gonna hate
vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!! I'm back, and now i'm a ghost.
Vegetable-flavored meat, that's how they'll get us!
vinyls were always better!
Visited mom today
visual from Most important meeting today
Visual representation of Dubstep
void main() { fork; }
Voynic Manuscript ain't got nothin' on this!
Wait ... what? I don't even...
Wait a minute. We put the helium in the pool, or the balloon?
Wait for it...
Wait, am I 30 years too late for Normandy?
Wait, what does ⨍(𝕎) represent again?
Wait, you can see that too
waiting for the toilet for 2 hours? sucker yolo
Waiting on hold with the insurance company
WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA
wake up sheeple!
Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
Wake up sheeple!!!!!!!1
Wake up, sheeple.
walked in on my roommate being terrifying
Walrus!
Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
WARRRBLGARBL
watch me become the next favorite kardashian
Watch me develop an entirely useless skill #butitsfun
Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
watching dune on shrooms
Waynes World, Waynes world!!!
we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
We are not men. we are devo.
We can't do it, the moon is in the way
We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
We didn't start the fire
we do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard
We fell upstairs and exploded.
we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl
We have finally discovered the secret of the toaster!
we have the technology.
We live in a golden age!
We look into each other's eyes as we drive. it's to show our love.
We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
we need to keep our sex life fresh
We pointed the Hubble into another supposedly empty patch of sky.
we sail the ocean orange
We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
we'll take the next one #CasualRacism
We've given up trying to justify this.
We've got a problem
Weather's Crazy today
Weeeee!!!
Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
welcome to Argentina
Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
welcome to the internet
welcome to the space jam
Well crap, snow's covered everything on earth again!
Well, here's a real cock-up.
Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
Well, now this is a thing.
well, so much for the space program
well, the keys are definitely lost....
Well, this is a puzzling development.
well, this really puts things in perspective.
Well, you can't fix what isn't broken.
Welp, there's your problem
Welp, we're done here.
WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO
WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!?
Whale Selfie!
What a beautiful time to be alive!
what a bummer
WHAT A MISUNDERSTANDING!
What are pixels?
what are you complaining about? three legs are inherently stable!
What are you, a dictionary?
What could go wrong?
What could possibly go wrong™?
What do we really know about the dark side of the moon?
What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
What do you mean, don't talk about fight club? That's just stupid.
What do you see? I see a cat!
what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
what has begun cannot be undone. God and devil alike has forsaken us.
What has science done?!
What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
what if it's a ghost pepper?
What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
What in the hell was I thinking ?
what is in the box? Only pain.
What is your Pony Personality?
what the sun looks like!
what to have for breakfast?
What, Me worry?
What? It's always that color.
what's a lens cap?
What's this thing here in the bathroom?
whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it
when did i put on a bow tie???
When everything looks like a hammer
When he keeps trying to talk to you...
When I grow up I am *so* getting out of here
When in doubt, just blow on it!
When pandas have nightmares
WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
When they realised the comets core was yellow, philae started digging and uncovered this!
when they said samurai robot i thought they meant something else!
When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes back
When you get a perfect score on your test
when you give a chicken hgh, weird things happen.
when you see it...
When you see it...
Where are the three sea shells?
Where did THAT come from?
Where did this road come from?!?
where do all the cheetos go
Where do I plug this in?
where should i put this cool new tatto?
where the streets have no untagged unconnected nodes
where to buy spanish ham ?
which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
whiskers expecting a new friend :)
who ate half my cookie?
Who came first?
who do you think I am?
Who dropped this? This is no way to run a student council!!
Who is the latest person to be offended by "duck Dynasty"
Who knows how to restart Windows 97? Help
Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
Who needs the Chunnel?
Who put import superman in the python configuration script?
Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
who sent me a bobcat?
Who stepped on my pop tart?
Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
Who wants an omelette?
WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
Who's that Pokémon?
whoops GPS error
Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
Why are there ants on my face?!
Why can't I eat all this chicken?
Why did it have to end this Way?
Why did the cypress cross the road?
Why do dogs like this?
Why do people do this?
Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
why do we want to go to space if we're already in space
Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
Why doesn't congress want these legalized?
Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
Why potato why?
Why should squirrel learn baseball
WHY WHY WHY #WHY
Why?
With a mirror, it's 00:50 right now
with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before
With this, nobody can stop me!
WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
Woops, miscounted. sorry.
Words, words, words
Works fine with a custom linux kernel
Worlds saddest bomber drops worlds happiest payload
wORRIED ABOUT V2 ROCKETS
worst horse ever :(
Worst pokemon ever
Worst roomMate Ever
worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
Worth it for the karma.
would you choose the microwave over this?
Would you like to play a game?
wow signal deciphered: they want #53 with extra soy sauce.
Wow, did you see that??!!
Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
Wow. Just, Wow.
wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
WTF!?
wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
Yay, worms!
Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
Yeah... never gonna happen
YES
Yes, finally the proof I am looking for!
Yes, I followed the instructions!
yes, your baby is beautiful
Yesterday was not good
yo anybody seen my dog, responds to "sauron"
You are not a good person
you are the jets beneath my wings
You can now enter the matrix via homework. education will never be the same
you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
You did what in my tuba?
you didn't have to come if you were just going to complain the whole time.
YOU JUST GOT RICKROLLED.
you know what they say about guys with big feet
you know, for kids
You lied to me.
You must be new here.
You only learn as much as you can put in one Cup of coffee
You want to know how i got these scars?
YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
you wouldn't kill a policeman and then steal his helmet!
You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
you'll NEVER belive what kind of planet those scientists found
You'll never guess what happens next...
you're not as good at this as you think you are.
you've really let me down this time.
Your conspiracy theories are dumb.
Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience.
Your viewpoints offend my sensibilities. please change them.
Zeus takes his revenge
Zoidgebra 101
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...just no.
"AS the ancient Israelites broke Mana, we shall break frosted pastries"
"Cat-like Reflexes"
"I Never watch porn"
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*glomp*
#beatingheartinabox
#drbalanced
#essentialsupplies
#fishy!
#Hashtag #ironicSelfie
#hashtag #yinyl #yolo #thanksobama
#ivisitedthegrandcanyon #yolo
#NewProfilepic
#rememberthetitans
#sorrynotsorry
#underkill
<reported for inappropriate content>
100% legit free hugs
15 Mindblowing facts that prove jaws was real
500 gold for the private show
7 amazing ways of taking off your pants that will surprise you!
A kid peed in the ball pit, I took action
A land war in asia
Aaaaaaaaaah
All these science spheres are made out of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.
always darekst before the dawn
Amazing! Discovery! on mars!
And so it began...
and that is the story of the very angry caterpillar
And then, you lightly drill the oven for 15 minutes on high
Angry sofa is angry.
Animé girls don't look at explosions
another day on california public transportation
Ants close in on the tender eye-flesh
astonishing how xenia flew that plane
At least it stopped bleeding acid
Aw, man, I hate gelatinous cubes...
awkward! . . .
best easter ever
big black orb #shit #soyuzfail
bob ross has only become more powerful in death
Brb, burning house down
BUT WHERE DOES THE BLOOD GO?
Cant sleep, clowns will kill me. Cant sleep, clowns will ...
Catman
CERN proves existence of "the force"
Check out my new OC
cheese = life
CLOCK FACE-OFF
come at me, pro!
come on iiiiin!
Conflicting messages
curiosity fed the cat
cuteness depleted after 20 pictures!! #ripoff
damnit, another drunken tree in the road
Dawn of the Bread
Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain.
Dawn: The Final day
Day:38 Bird Disguise works, No one knows I am a Worm
Did i remember to lock the car?
Does my hair look like it's thinning?
Does this look infected?
Doing Laundry on the TARDIS is hard. It's why companions wear the same clothes.
Don't Press Turbo boost. Something tells me you should never press turbo boost.
Dons Quixote start their parallel quests
Drat, the internet is leaking again.
Dude Did you know you could smoke almost anything?
eclipse o'clock
Edward, no!
Even More Pictures of My Sweet little babies.
even the sun cowers in fear!
Everything's coming up Milhouse
FACESWAP lol
First day at school
fond this creepy ass painting in my basement. how much do you guys think it's worth ?
Forgot to blow out my candles before I cut the cake
fourier transforms are too hard!!
free the beast!
Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
Gentlemen, WITH OUR ENHANCED surveillance WE NOW KNOW WHAT THE ENEMY IS DOING, BUT WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHY?
George insisted there were better things to worry about, but I had a feeling this was important.
get spare glasses before meeting rod serling
Giant sentient banana found in space
God i love sesame street
God Save The Queen
good old troubleshootin'
got Peanut allergies #yolo #swag
gotta take big ben down a peg
Guys, I Found a Unicorn!
haha! i am dead inside!
has anyone seen my force field generator?
Have you closed the airlock before we took off?
have you heard?
Have you two seen a small person come through here recently? He may have been carying a blue sword.
Hello earthlings
hello you're on car talk
help being attacked by wormsaaaaaagghh
Heres a pic of a wild catus, who just saw a balloon
Hey there cutie
Hey, check out my new green colored shirt!
Hey, check out this cool website i found!
hey! check out larry's new aloe vera cream recipe! it works wonders on the skin and lips!
High Bro, five.
His name is robert palmer.
Honest, officer, that's what happened!
how do i resize the city?
Hunka Hunka burnin' steel
I always fast forward through this part.
i am wearing a bolo tie
I can can hear satellites crying in my teeth
I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right
I Don't believe in primordial black holes... I don't believe in primordial black holes...
i don't have time for this!
I found the missing pieces!
I got the keys to the city.
i hate
I knew it wasn't cheese after the first bite, but i didn't want to be rude to God. He worked so hard on it.
i love my family
i refuse to regret this decision
I think I have too many swords
I think i made a point!
i thought maybe if I uninstalled flash...
I was an adventurer like you, but then i took an arrow to the knee
I was making a mind map but I fell off the edge...
i was told this came with a bowl of soup.
I will use it if it is web scale
I wish this was fake...
I woke up sleeping next to this. #yolo
i'M 12 AND WHAT IS THIS?
i'm being ironic
i'm really diggin' your shovel
i've got hurt feelings
I've never felt so empty before
if only i had friends...
If you've got a moustache...
In D&D you *are* your equipment
Interns wanted: Must have 5TB+ of Storage Space.
Is it a bird, is it a plane, no it is spiderpig!
Is there a bee on my nose?
Is this a horse man or a duck man? The answer may surprise you!
Isn't he cute?
It's a cat ass trophy
it's a metaphor
It's bigger after you put it together.
it's called "depleted" 'cause it's heavier
It's Loch Ness Turtles all the way down.
it's the minecraft world
Jet fuel *can* melt steal beams.
Joining the illuminati was the best decision EVER!
Khan!
ladies
lemme at dem boigas!!!
Life on the moon.
Like a G6, baby, like a g6
Likes grains of sand in an hourglass...
linux compatible toaster at last!
Lost in Space...
lost my comb again... gonna have to go to work looking like a sexy hobo instead of a sexy businessman
Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich
Massive orgy reaches climax
Maybe this counts as clean energy
Meow what seems to be the problem?
Mmm... Vegemite
mmmmm.... Bones....
modest pile of dinosaurs
morning selfie :-)
My boss said to use my head to find a lighter alloy for our product. I think I did something wrong.
my castles stand on pillars of sand
my euler circuit is alive!
My girlfriend thinks I need to shave my beard. Thoughts?
My God do I hate being right all the time
my new app for power outages - may need to rethink this.
My trip to Europe #selfie
Never divide by zero
new drupal logo
New microwave over cures/causes cancer!
new president misuses "literal", becomes a duck
No good deed goes unpunished
Nom nom nom
Not all dreams can come true
Not even once
Not even once...
Nothing to see here.
Now where did i leave my ocarina. . .
OH GOD SPIDERS
oh, god, why?
Open wide!
ouch!
peacekeeping mission is a total success
photobombed again
Please. Save yourself.
Prius Love
Prom Night at tentacle monster HIgh
pronounced duh-jango
Proof that dinosaurs and humans coexisted
QWANTZ Fanfic
Rabbits are vicious creatures when their data are stolen
Really, the star wars prequels are under-rated if you think about it
rebranding of national park service almost complete
rehearsals ARE going great! AnD Don't forget to come to the premiere on Thursday!
release the kraken
Riemann should have had this idea
RIP SPEAK N SPELL
rock beats scissors
Rocket pseudo-science!
rodeo!!
Roll of toilet paper reacts to US Deficit
Saw this outside last night. Is it dangerous?
Sheena, who dis
slippin' into the future
smile for the camera!
So it's true, then.
So it's true, then.
So long, and thanks for the fistbumps
So that happened
So this happened.
solve all your problems with hemlock
Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
Somehow the welcome mat ended up inside the house.
steel beams taste best with a dallop of gasoline
Strangely, my patients don't like this new couch.
Support my kick-starter! A whole new devise with bluetooth and a button!
Sweet, they new red shirts are on sale again!
Ted Cruz imagines himself like this and things it's normal.
Testing my new high-contrast filter outside the unicyclist meet up
That's the princess I want to save
the best stars are sky stars!
The castle was in you, all along!
The gang destroyed the context
The little prince is full of siht
The machine was supposed to show the future, but it never turned on. I was horrified to realize this wasn't because it was broken.
The most diabolical teamup in history
The new Doctor Who is quite the quack.
the oceans are made of sky tears
the prophecy was true !
The ritual has begun.
the zoidberg axis
There is no way you can back up that claim. And that's okay.
There's no more time!
These night vision goggles don't work
these pretzels are making me thirsty.
They can see me!
They're watching us.
this guy can't believe what i'm doing.
THIS IS FOR KIBO!
this is the last time i go skiing @mammoth
This is the second worst day of my life.
This is the strangest weasel I've ever seen.
This is whom the nsa uses to watch you.
This is why I don't order take-out
This one weird object blocks out the light!
This wasn't a problem back in the usenet days
This would be a great Emoji
Those Eyes! @_@
Ticks, it's what's for breakfast.
Time to end the trial run, this was a failure. abort!
To avoid going bankrupt, Polaroid activates its subliminal message feature on old photographs to try to get more buyers,
To weather the storm of outrageous fortune.
Too many in line. I'll come back later.
Too many potatoes, not enough butter
Two days on this new diet. How do I look?
Ugh, I hate how people take pictures instead of just enjoying the view.
Ugh, not the polar vortex again.
unsubscribe
vinyls were always better!
Wake up sheeple!!!!!!!1
We look into each other's eyes as we drive. it's to show our love.
we need to keep our sex life fresh
Well crap, snow's covered everything on earth again!
Well, here's a real cock-up.
well, the keys are definitely lost....
what are you complaining about? three legs are inherently stable!
What do we really know about the dark side of the moon?
What do you mean, don't talk about fight club? That's just stupid.
what is in the box? Only pain.
what the sun looks like!
when did i put on a bow tie???
When I grow up I am *so* getting out of here
when they said samurai robot i thought they meant something else!
When you see it...
who ate half my cookie?
Who dropped this? This is no way to run a student council!!
Why can't I eat all this chicken?
Why did the cypress cross the road?
With a mirror, it's 00:50 right now
Words, words, words
Worlds saddest bomber drops worlds happiest payload
Yay, worms!
Yesterday was not good
you know what they say about guys with big feet
You only learn as much as you can put in one Cup of coffee
you've really let me down this time.
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 ==Status==
-<s>Edit: "ERR_CONNECTION_REFUSED". :(</s>
+*18:30, 4 July 2015 (UTC) Off-line. I'm no longer running my script, as it's just finding fewer and fewer results, likely because there are fewer and fewer people adding new content.  Others are free to use my script.
-:Apparently it was happening for everyone, back to normal. Resuming at 1 request per 30 seconds just in case.
-----
+;Phase 1.
+:Saving reasons, usernames and text only.   No images or permalinks IDs saved.
+*All usernames have been found
+*All reasons for data loss have been found
+*The overlap between feed and prompt text is over 95%
+;Phase 2.
+:Saving permalink and images IDs
+*The image and text associated with permalinks never changes.
+(I probably should have been saving the permalinks this whole time.)
+===Count history===
+*04-22: [25474] (unique: 2167) +80  /9
+*04-21: [25396] (unique: 2158) +50  /4
+*04-20: [25349] (unique: 2154) +60  /5
+*04-19: [25281] (unique: 2149) +100 /3
+*04-18: [25186] (unique: 2146) +100 /14
+*04-17: [25046] (unique: 2132) +100 /7
+*04-16: [24904] (unique: 2125) +200 /3
+*04-15: [24727] (unique: 2122) +400 /15
+*04-14: [24370] (unique: 2107) +500 /18
+*04-13: [23886] (unique: 2089) +700 /13
+*04-12: [23145] (unique: 2076) +800
+*04-11: [22332]
+===Old status===
+*<s>Edit: "ERR_CONNECTION_REFUSED". :(</s> - Apparently it was happening for everyone, back to normal. Resuming at 1 request per 30 seconds just in case.
+*Well, fuck.  I hit the 2mb page limit at 10217 [[1506:_xkcloud/Table of Permalinks|Permalinks]].
+*After finding 17000 permalinks, my script has slowed down considerably, and is finding new content much less often.
+*I'm glad I had already updated the wiki today, because my browser just crashed and I lost my array.  The fact that I've been keeping all ''unique'' data on the wiki means I can (mostly) rebuild my arrays and continue from where I left off.
+*Import functions implemented, all saved feed data reloaded, script running again. I am no longer monitoring "pick an image"/"pick a caption" overlap, as it was over 95% anyway, and I was only updating this page with the ''unique'' prompt/captions not found in the feed.
+*Welp, I was being lazy and hadn't updated in a while, and my browser crashed, losing a day's results. Resuming with previously saving data... (Incidentally, the browser crash is unrelated to the script running.)
+*As can be seen by looking at the changes to the counts as I update each day, there is new content much less often.  Less than 100 new feed entries per day. On average, one every 14 mins. My script checks every 30 seconds, and it has currently been 50 minutes since any new content was found. (As I was typing this, a new feed entry was found, so it was almost exactly 50 minutes.)
+*For the last several days, no new prompt content has been found, and the only feed content which has been found is content which was previously found in the prompts.  Unfortunately, at the current rate of discovery, it will take until at least September to find feed ids for all known prompt content.
 ==Feed==
 http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed
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 ==Script==
+*V1. Collect and store data in javascript variables. User must manually retrieve and format results.
+*V2. functions ids(), report(), report2() format results, must be run from console.
+*V3. buttons and textboxes added to page eliminate both the need to use console to retrieve results, and user error.
+*V3.1 "feed_ids" button now outputs a minimum table containing at least one of each image and caption.  (Cutting 20436 down to 2555)
+*V3.2 Improved "minimum" to cut 2555 down to 2026
+*V4 Added ability to preload content into arrays, including feed_ids
+*V4.1 removed functions to compare "pick an image" and "pick a caption" prompts, merged separate prompt arrays, added functions to compare these to the feed instead.
+*V4.2 saving new feedids to local storage, added restore() function to reload these.
   <nowiki>xkcd = {
-	prompt_reasons  :[],
+	prompt_reasons      :[],
-	prompt_posters  :[],
+	prompt_posters      :[],
-	prompt_text     :[],
+	feed_posters        :[],
-	prompt_captions :[],
-	feed_posters    :[],
+	prompt_images       :[],
-	feed_text       :[]
+	prompt_captions     :[],
+	feed_table          :[], //dummy to create button
+	feed_ids            :[],
+	feed_images         :[],
+	feed_text           :[],
+	prompt_imagesonly   :[],
+	prompt_captionsonly :[],
+	desc: {
+		prompt_reasons      :"Reasons for data loss",
+		prompt_posters      :"Usernames in the prompt",
+		feed_posters        :"Usernames in the feed",
+		prompt_images       :"Images in prompts",
+		prompt_captions     :"Captions in prompts",
+		feed_table          :"Table of unique feed entries",
+		feed_ids            :"Permalinks in the feed",
+		feed_images         :"Images in the feed",
+		feed_text           :"Captions in the feed",
+		prompt_imagesonly   :"Images in prompts and not in the feed",
+		prompt_captionsonly :"Captions in prompts and not in the feed",
+	}
 }
+function init() {
+	$("<style type='text/css'> #magic div { display:inline-block; }\n#magic textarea { display: block; width:100%;  height: 300px; } </style>").appendTo("head");
-function check(field, value) {
+	$("#ctitle").after($("<div>").attr("id","magic"));
+	for(i in xkcd) {
+		if (i != "desc") $("#magic").append($("<button>").html(i));
+	}
+	$("#magic").append($("<br>"))
+		.append($("<div>").attr("id","desc"))
+		.append($("<textarea>"));
+	$("#magic").append($("<button>").html("sort"));
+	$("#magic").append($("<input type='checkbox' id='loadarray'>")).append($("<label for='loadarray'>").html("Load array"));
+	$("#magic button").on( "click", function() {
+		update( $(this).html() );
+	});
+}
+init();
+function updatecounts(last) {
+	$("#ctitle").html((new Date()).toLocaleTimeString()
+		+"<br>Last found : "+last
+		+"<br>feed_ids: "+(Object.keys(xkcd.feed_ids).length+1)
+		+"<br>prompt_captions: "+xkcd.prompt_captions.length
+		+"<br>prompt_images: "+xkcd.prompt_images.length
+	);
+}
+function additem(field, value) {
+	if (typeof value == "undefined") return;
 	if (xkcd[field].indexOf(value) == -1) {
 		xkcd[field].push(value);
-		console.log(field+" "+xkcd[field].length+": "+value);
+		updatecounts(field+" : "+value);
 	}
 }
-function next() {
-	$.getJSON('http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed').done(function (data) {
+function next(recheck) {
-		check("prompt_reasons", data.prompt.reason);
+	if (!recheck) recheck = "";
-		check("prompt_posters", data.prompt.poster);
+	$.getJSON('http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed/'+recheck).done(function (data) {
-		if (typeof data.prompt.text != "undefined") check("prompt_text", data.prompt.text);
+		if (typeof data.prompt != "undefined") {
-		if (typeof data.prompt.captions != "undefined")
+          additem("prompt_reasons", data.prompt.reason);
+		  additem("prompt_posters", data.prompt.poster);
+		  additem("prompt_images", data.prompt.img_id);
+		  additem("prompt_captions", data.prompt.text);
+		  if (typeof data.prompt.album != "undefined")
+			for(i in data.prompt.album)
+				additem("prompt_images", data.prompt.album[i]);
+		  if (typeof data.prompt.captions != "undefined")
 			for(i in data.prompt.captions)
-				check("prompt_captions", data.prompt.captions[i]);
+				additem("prompt_captions", data.prompt.captions[i]);
+        }
+        if (data.text) data.feed = new Array(data);
 		for(i in data.feed) {
-			check("feed_posters", data.feed[i].poster);
+			additem("feed_posters", data.feed[i].poster);
-			check("feed_text", data.feed[i].text);
+			feedentry = {
+				img:  data.feed[i].img,
+				text:  data.feed[i].text
+			};
+			if (typeof xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id] != "undefined") {
+			  if (xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id].text && xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id].img) {
+			    if (xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id].text != feedentry.text || xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id].img != feedentry.img) {
+				$("#ctitle").before(
+					"Data for "+data.feed[i].id+" has changed!"
+					+"<br>old: "+data.feed[i].img+" / "+data.feed[i].text
+					+"<br>new: "+feedentry.img+" / "+feedentry.text
+				);
+			    }
+			  }
+			} else {
+				tempNew = JSON.parse(localStorage.getItem('NewFeedIDs'));
+				if (tempNew == null) tempNew = new Array();
+				if (tempNew.indexOf(data.feed[i].id) == -1)
+					tempNew.push(data.feed[i].id);
+				localStorage.setItem('NewFeedIDs', JSON.stringify(tempNew));
+				updatecounts("feed_id : "+(Object.keys(xkcd.feed_ids).length+1)+" : "+data.feed[i].id);
+			}
+			xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id] = feedentry;
 		}
 	});
+	window.clearTimeout(window.nextTimer);
+	window.nextTimer = setTimeout('next()', 60000);
 }
 next();
-setInterval('next()', 60000);
-</nowiki>
-(Go to xkcd, and paste it in the browser console.)
-I've determined 10 seconds to be the time you keep getting the same data, so there's no reason to poll the server more frequently than that.
-:However, since the server is now blocking my requests after 20 minutes of doing that, perhaps 10 seconds is too frequent, so I've updated the example to only make 1 request per minute.
-You can check on the <tt>xkcd</tt> variable at any time.
+function mergearrays(array1, array2, prop) {
-:The surveys do not change as often as the other data.
+  for(i in array2) {
+    if (typeof array2[i] == "undefined") continue;
+    if (!array2[i]) continue;
+    if (prop) {
+      if (typeof array2[i][prop] == "undefined") continue;
+      if (!array2[i][prop]) continue;
+      if (array1.indexOf(array2[i][prop]) == -1) array1.push(array2[i][prop]);
+    } else {
+      if (array1.indexOf(array2[i]) == -1) array1.push(array2[i]);
+    }
+  }
+}
+function loadarray(which) {
+  switch (which) {
+    case "feed_ids":
+      if ($("#magic textarea").val().indexOf("\n|-") > -1) {
+        $("#desc").html("Press feed_table to load table");
+        break;
+      }
+      if (("\n"+$("#magic textarea").val()).indexOf("\n#") > -1) {
+	$("#desc").html("Loading list of feed_ids");
+	temparray = ("\n"+$("#magic textarea").val().trim()).replace(/# http/g, "# http").split("\n#http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/");
+	temparray.shift();
+	for(i in temparray)
+		if (typeof xkcd.feed_ids[temparray[i]] == "undefined")
+			xkcd.feed_ids[temparray[i]] = { img:null, text: null };
+	$("#desc").html("loaded "+temparray.length+" feed_ids (urls)");
+      }
+      temparray = [];
+    break;
+    case "feed_table":
+      if ($("#magic textarea").val().indexOf("\n#") > -1) {
+        $("#desc").html("Press feed_ids to load list of ids");
+        break;
+      }
+      if (("\n"+$("#magic textarea").val()).indexOf("\n|-") > -1) {
+        $("#desc").html("Loading table of feed_ids");
+        temparray = ("\n"+$("#magic textarea").val().trim()).split("\n|-");
+        temparray.shift();
+	for(i in temparray) {
+		temp2 = temparray[i].split("\n|");
+		xkcd.feed_ids[temp2[1].substr(28,36)] = { img: temp2[2].substr(29,36), text: temp2[3] };
+	}
+	$("#desc").html("loaded "+temparray.length+" feed_ids (table)");
+      }
+      temparray = [];
+      temp2 = [];
+    break;
+    case "prompt_captionsonly":
+    case "prompt_imagesonly":
+      which = which.slice(0,-4);
+    case "feed_posters":
+    case "prompt_posters":
+    case "prompt_reasons":
+    case "prompt_captions":
+    case "prompt_images":
+      $("#desc").html("Loading into "+which);
+      temparray = ("\n"+$("#magic textarea").val().trim()).split("\n# ")
+      if (temparray.length > 2) temparray.shift();
+      mergearrays(xkcd[which], temparray);
+      $("#desc").html("Loaded "+temparray.length+" into "+which);
+      temparray = [];
+    break;
+    case "feed_text":
+    case "feed_images":
+      $("#desc").html(which+" must be loaded via feed_ids");
+    break;
-<s>I'm only interested getting in the reasons, feel free to adapt this script to get whatever else.</s>
+    default:
-:Script updated to get all text fields.  Feel free to adapt it to get the image URLs.
+      $("#desc").html(" (Error: "+which+" not implemented)");
+  }
+}
-==Results==
+function update(which) {
+  if ($("#loadarray").prop('checked')) {
+    if (which == "sort") {
+      $("#desc").html(" (Ignoring the fact the 'load array' button is checked...");
+    } else {
+      loadarray(which);
+      return;
+    }
+  }
+  $("#desc").html(which+": "+xkcd.desc[which]);
+  switch (which) {
+    case "feed_posters":
+    case "prompt_posters":
+    case "prompt_reasons":
+    case "prompt_captions":
+    case "prompt_images":
+	//These are all simple arrays which require no additional formatting.
+	$("#magic textarea").val("\n# "+xkcd[which].join("\n# "));
+	$("#desc").append(" ("+xkcd[which].length+")");
+    break;
+    case "feed_ids":
+	temp = { ids:"", countall:0 }
+	for(j in xkcd.feed_ids) {
+		temp.countall++;
+		temp.ids  += "\n#http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/"+j;
+	}
+	$("#desc").append(" (all: "+temp.countall+")");
+	$("#magic textarea").val("\n"+temp.ids);
+	delete temp;
+    break;
+    case "feed_table":
+	temp = { array: [], list: "", img: [], text: [], countunique:0, countall:0 }
+	for(j in xkcd.feed_ids) {
+		temp.countall++;
+		if (xkcd.feed_ids[j].text && xkcd.feed_ids[j].img) { //can be null when duplicate
+			if (temp.text[xkcd.feed_ids[j].text] == undefined || temp.img[xkcd.feed_ids[j].img] == undefined) {
+				if (temp.text[xkcd.feed_ids[j].text] == undefined) temp.text[xkcd.feed_ids[j].text] = 0;
+				if (temp.img[xkcd.feed_ids[j].img] == undefined) temp.img[xkcd.feed_ids[j].img] = 0;
+				temp.text[xkcd.feed_ids[j].text]++;
+				temp.img[xkcd.feed_ids[j].img]++;
+				temp.array[j] = { text: xkcd.feed_ids[j].text, img: xkcd.feed_ids[j].img }
+			}
+		}
+	}
+	for(j in temp.array) {
+		if (temp.text[temp.array[j].text] > 1 && temp.img[temp.array[j].img] > 1) {
+			temp.text[temp.array[j].text]--;
+			temp.img[temp.array[j].img]--;
+			continue;
+		}
+		temp.countunique++;
+		temp.list += "\n|-\n|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/"+j+" "+j.split("-").pop()+"]"
+			+"\n|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/"+ temp.array[j].img
+			+" "+temp.array[j].img.split("-").pop()+"]"
+			+"\n|"+ temp.array[j].text;
+	}
+	$("#desc").append(" (unique: "+temp.countunique+") (all: "+temp.countall+")");
+	$("#magic textarea").val(temp.list+"\n|}\n");
+	delete temp;
+    break;
-===prompt_reasons===
+    case "feed_text":
-:The old one my script has not found yet which is on the transcript page is "not a hair question".
+    case "feed_images":
+	tempwhich = which=="feed_text"?"text":"img";
+	mergearrays(xkcd[which], xkcd.feed_ids, tempwhich)
-# +++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR. REDO FROM START +++
+	$("#magic textarea").val("\n# "+xkcd[which].join("\n# "));
-# <%= reason %>
+	$("#desc").append(" ("+xkcd[which].length+")");
-# a user's middle name was <nowiki></html></nowiki>
+	xkcd[which] = []; //no need to keep this in memory
-# aol window in front of netscape window
+    break;
-# Baby ur much 2 fast
-# bookmarks migrated to Venezuela
+    case "prompt_captionsonly":
-# butter didn't suit the works
+    case "prompt_imagesonly":
-# butter overflow
-# butter to text interface not found
+	tempprop = which=="prompt_captionsonly"?"text":"img";
-# butter underrun
+	tempwhich = which=="prompt_captionsonly"?"feed_text":"feed_images";
-# cannot save, there's something gross on the S key
+	temptest = which.replace("only",""); //don't wipe
-# CAPTCHA response indicated parahuman intelligence
-# cat-like typing detected
+	mergearrays(xkcd[tempwhich], xkcd.feed_ids, tempprop)
-# confirmation BIOS
-# could not evade skifree yeti
+	for(i in xkcd[temptest])
-# could not initialize sound blaster 16
+		if (xkcd[tempwhich].indexOf(xkcd[temptest][i]) == -1)
-# CRM-114 unit malfunctioning
+			xkcd[which].push(xkcd[temptest][i]);
-# cumulonimbus #19 too rabbitlike
-# data too big
+	$("#magic textarea").val("\n# "+xkcd[which].join("\n# "));
-# database configuration violates the Prime Directive
+	$("#desc").append(" ("+xkcd[which].length+")");
-# Dave's not registered, man
+	xkcd[which] = []; //no need to keep this in memory
-# Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core.
+	xkcd[tempwhich] = []; //no need to keep this in memory
-# dictionary too stiff to read
-# electrons too big, stuck in wafer
+    break;
-# ERR:INVALID DIM
+    case "sort":
-# error
+	temparray = ("\n"+$("#magic textarea").val()).split("\n");
-# error reading drive B. Abort, Retry, Fail?
+	temparray.shift();
-# error: error code [error] while decoding error code
+	temparray2 = [];
-# error: operation completed successfully
+	mergearrays(temparray2, temparray)
-# ethics in journalism
-# eyelash! eyelash!
+	temparray2.sort(function (a, b) {
-# files fell out
+	    return a.toLowerCase().localeCompare(b.toLowerCase());
-# files overwritten with more interesting content
+	});
-# firewall caught fire
+	$("#magic textarea").val(temparray2.join("\n"));
-# floating point unit no longer afloat
+	$("#desc").html("Sorted "+(temparray.length-1)+" into "+temparray2.length);
-# food problematic
+	delete temparray, temparray2;
-# friday squid blogging
+    break;
-# general uncertainty
+    default:
-# GSM filter change required
+        $("#desc").html(" (Error: "+which+" not implemented)");
-# guru meditation #00000025.65045338 press left mouse button to continue
+  }
-# hard drive oil depleted
+}
-# helvetica scenario
-# HTTP 403 and 3/4ths
+function restore() {
-# HTTP 418
+	window.tempOld = JSON.parse(localStorage.getItem('NewFeedIDs'));
-# http is down
+	if (window.tempOld == null) window.tempOld = new Array();
-# hung up prematurely
+	restoreLoop();
-# I got pretty distracted trying to figure out how big space is
+}
-# i hurt myself today / to see if i still feel
+function restoreLoop() {
-# illegal carrot detected in mail queue
+	if (window.tempOld.length) {
-# insufficient smoke for current mirror array
+		next(window.tempOld.pop());
-# lights are out, hard drive is taking a nap
+		window.clearTimeout(window.nextTimer);
-# lp0 on fire
+		window.nextTimer = setTimeout('restoreLoop()', 5000);
-# Main Bus B Undervolt
+	}
-# mean connection time exceeded
+}
-# microwave running
+</nowiki>
-# minimum recursion depth not reached
+:(Go to xkcd, and paste it in the browser console.)
-# nanobots in the water
+I've determined 10 seconds to be the time you keep getting the same data, so there's no reason to poll the server more frequently than that.
-# oh jeez there's a lot of you can you all just hang on for a second please oh frig this is so bad
+:However, since the server is now blocking my requests after 20 minutes of doing that, perhaps 10 seconds is too frequent, so I've updated the example to only make 1 request per minute.
-# our buffer runneth over
-# out of electrons
+You can check on the <tt>xkcd</tt> variable at any time.
-# out of monads
+:The surveys do not change as often as the other data.
-# overcurrent undervolt caused by vacuum cleaner on same circuit
-# PC LOAD LETTER
+<s>I'm only interested getting in the reasons, feel free to adapt this script to get whatever else.</s>
-# Please Insert Riven CD 4
+:<s>Script updated to get all text fields.  Feel free to adapt it to get the image URLs.</s>
-# PRESS PLAY ON TAPE
+:Script updated to get all text and image fields.  Feel free to adapt it to do whatever you want.
-# previously-recovered files overwritten by newly-recovered ones
-# qubit indeterminate
+==Results==
-# RDBMS completely forgot how inner joins work
+*prompt_reasons: [107] - None new.
-# screws are stripped
+*prompt_posters: [205] - None new.
-# server aperture too narrow for capital letters
+*feed_posters: [205] - None new.
-# server farm lost starbucks wifi signal
-# server fell in ocean
+*feed_table: [2252] (See [[1506:_xkcloud/Table_of_Permalinks]])
-# server had too much to drink
+*feed_id: [26733] (See [[1506:_xkcloud/List_of_Permalinks]])
-# server power cable stolen by raccoon for nest
-# server room haunted
+*feed_images: [1528]
-# sitemap was held upside down
+*prompt_images: [1697] (crashed and found again)
-# Something went wrong: Something went wrong (Something went wrong)
+*prompt_images without permalinks: [169]
-# soonerist sperver fid dot nile
-# spin cycle still active
+*feed_text: [1993]
-# spin number must be of the form n/2
+*prompt_captions: [2287] (crashed and found again)
-# spontaneous splinal dereticulation
+*prompt_captions without permalinks: [295]
-# SQL ejection
-# subtle threading bug in turing-complete version numbering system
+Note: prompt_images and prompt_captions reset when my browser crashes, so it is ''not'' supposed to equal feed+without permalinks. I've re-added them here so I can keep track of daily changes.
-# sysadmin trapped in well
-# tape on write-protect hole fell off
+===prompt_reasons===
-# temporal paradox
+:The only reason on [[1506:_xkcloud/Transcript]] that my script has not found is "not a hair question".  It's certainly a plausible reason, but I believe this reason has been removed.
-# the butter you have dialed is invalid or no longer in service
-# the little plastic tab on the box the data's in broke off
+# +++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR. REDO FROM START +++
-# the server is temporarily permanent. Please try another also.
+# <%= reason %>
-# the system / is down
+# aol window in front of netscape window
-# This copy of Ubuntu is not genuine and you have not yet resolved this issue.
+# a user's middle name was <nowiki></html></nowiki>
-# This page contains content from the Open Source Initiative, who have blocked it on copyright grounds.
+# Baby ur much 2 fast
-# too many hands on the keyboard
+# bookmarks migrated to Venezuela
-# transfer interrupted by incoming fax
+# butter didn't suit the works
-# TRIED TO READ 9TH SIDE OF 8 TRACK
+# butter overflow
-# turns out server was on circuit with lightswitch by door
+# butter to text interface not found
-# Unable to cast variable of type Int32 to Magic Missile
+# butter underrun
-# undefined is not a function, which really makes you think
+# cannot save, there's something gross on the S key
-# unexpected timezone drift desynchronization
+# CAPTCHA response indicated parahuman intelligence
-# unimplemented trap
+# cat-like typing detected
-# User accepted terms but not conditions
+# confirmation BIOS
-# User is not a typewriter.
+# could not evade skifree yeti
-# user put spaces/vowels in filename
+# could not initialize sound blaster 16
-# UTF-31 decode error
+# CRM-114 unit malfunctioning
-# virtual memory got too real
+# cumulonimbus #19 too rabbitlike
-# wrong files
+# database configuration violates the Prime Directive
-# YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
+# data too big
+# Dave's not registered, man
-===feed_posters===
+# Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core.
-Usernames used in the feed.
+# dictionary too stiff to read
+# electrons too big, stuck in wafer
-# @meganamram
+# ERR:INVALID DIM
-# Addison1
+# error
-# Addison8
+# error: error code [error] while decoding error code
-# Agric Silverfinger
+# error: operation completed successfully
-# Aidan2
+# error reading drive B. Abort, Retry, Fail?
-# Aiden1
+# ethics in journalism
-# Aiden5
+# eyelash! eyelash!
-# Aidenn Aberforth Milne
+# files fell out
-# Alice1956
+# files overwritten with more interesting content
-# Amanda08
+# firewall caught fire
-# Anonymous
+# floating point unit no longer afloat
-# Apple Martin
+# food problematic
-# Arthur17
+# friday squid blogging
-# Arthur19
+# general uncertainty
-# Ashley2009
+# GSM filter change required
-# Ashley8
+# guru meditation #00000025.65045338 press left mouse button to continue
-# Ashley92
+# hard drive oil depleted
-# Austin72
+# helvetica scenario
-# Ayden1952
+# HTTP 403 and 3/4ths
-# Bailey08
+# HTTP 418
-# Bailey2001
+# http is down
-# Barbara1974
+# hung up prematurely
-# Benjamin Kenobi Sr
+# I got pretty distracted trying to figure out how big space is
-# Benjamin1970
+# i hurt myself today / to see if i still feel
-# Bool Hand Luke
+# illegal carrot detected in mail queue
-# Brandi9
+# insufficient smoke for current mirror array
-# Brittany1
+# lights are out, hard drive is taking a nap
-# Caden14
+# lp0 on fire
-# Caden2010
+# Main Bus B Undervolt
-# Candice10
+# mean connection time exceeded
-# Carol04
+# microwave running
-# Chad80
+# minimum recursion depth not reached
-# Charles18
+# nanobots in the water
-# Chelsea2006
+# oh jeez there's a lot of you can you all just hang on for a second please oh frig this is so bad
-# Cheyenne15
+# our buffer runneth over
-# Cheyenne1988
+# out of electrons
-# Christina Applecare
+# out of monads
-# CMOS Def
+# overcurrent undervolt caused by vacuum cleaner on same circuit
-# Curic Copperfinger
+# PC LOAD LETTER
-# Cynthia1995
+# Please Insert Riven CD 4
-# Cynthia99
+# PRESS PLAY ON TAPE
-# Dakota09
+# previously-recovered files overwritten by newly-recovered ones
-# Dakota94
+# qubit indeterminate
-# David St. Hubbins
+# RDBMS completely forgot how inner joins work
-# Debbie26
+# screws are stripped
-# Debbie3
+# server aperture too narrow for capital letters
-# Debbie62
+# server farm lost starbucks wifi signal
-# Deborah3
+# server fell in ocean
-# Delta Elroy Backslash
+# server had too much to drink
-# Destiny1983
+# server power cable stolen by raccoon for nest
-# Destiny89
+# server room haunted
-# Dillon2008
+# sitemap was held upside down
-# Donald19
+# Something went wrong: Something went wrong (Something went wrong)
-# Donna2
+# soonerist sperver fid dot nile
-# Dorothy7
+# spin cycle still active
-# DragonBall Cooper
+# spin number must be of the form n/2
-# Dunston Chexin
+# spontaneous splinal dereticulation
-# Dustin46
+# SQL ejection
-# Earl Sinclair
+# subtle threading bug in turing-complete version numbering system
-# Egbert Bentley White
+# sysadmin trapped in well
-# Eliezer Yudkowsky
+# tape on write-protect hole fell off
-# Elon Musk
+# temporal paradox
-# Emily15
+# the butter you have dialed is invalid or no longer in service
-# Eowyn L'Oreal James
+# the little plastic tab on the box the data's in broke off
-# Euphegenia Doubtfire
+# the server is temporarily permanent. Please try another also.
-# Facebook Scott Fitzgerald
+# the system / is down
-# Flash Groupon
+# This copy of Ubuntu is not genuine and you have not yet resolved this issue.
-# Frances29
+# This page contains content from the Open Source Initiative, who have blocked it on copyright grounds.
-# Frances51
+# too many hands on the keyboard
-# Frances99
+# transfer interrupted by incoming fax
-# Gary1951
+# TRIED TO READ 9TH SIDE OF 8 TRACK
-# Gary8
+# turns out server was on circuit with lightswitch by door
-# Gary86
+# Unable to cast variable of type Int32 to Magic Missile
-# George Debian Bush
+# undefined is not a function, which really makes you think
-# George Reagan Renesmee Martin
+# unexpected timezone drift desynchronization
-# Green Mario
+# unimplemented trap
-# Greg2004
+# User accepted terms but not conditions
-# Hatsy Collins
+# User is not a typewriter.
-# Henry05
+# user put spaces/vowels in filename
-# Henry4
+# UTF-31 decode error
-# Horsepower Lovecraft
+# virtual memory got too real
-# J. Alfred Leftshark
+# wrong files
-# Jack3
+# YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
-# Jack39
-# Jacob10
-# Jada5
-# Jaden Riley Rufio Tolkien
-# Jaden21
-# Jaina Khloe Rowling
-# Jalen81
-# James URL Jones
-# Jason15
-# Jayden79
-# Jennifer1
-# Jeph Jacques
-# Jerry18
-# Joe Biden
-# John Wilkes Knuth
-# John2
-# Jonathan27
-# Joshua80
-# Joshua84
-# Justin28
-# Justin87
-# Kaden61
-# Kaitlin1976
-# Karen3
-# Kathleen78
-# Keira10
-# Keira2002
-# Keira48
-# Kelsey1970
-# Kelsey1996
-# Kenneth94
-# Kenneth96
-# Khloe14
-# Khloe2
-# Kilroy
-# Kim5
-# Kristy2007
-# Larry Ronald Hubbard
-# Larry1994
-# Lauren Ibsen Dolores Amit
-# Linda08
-# Lindsay2011
-# Lisa1995
-# Livemau5
-# Lord Gaga
-# Lord Mondegreen
-# Louis Reasoner
-# Madison19
-# Madison80
-# Malik2
-# Margaret11
-# Margaret5
-# Marie10
-# Marie12
-# Marie3
-# Marissa Mayer
-# Mark Zuckerberg
-# Mark2006
-# Mark2007
-# Mark92
-# Martin Van Halen
-# Matthew2006
-# Mavis Bitcoin
-# Michaela2006
-# Michelle11
-# Minecraft Holmes
-# Misty3
-# Myspace Tom
-# Norton Ghost Dad
-# Notorious L.H.C.
-# Padme Dorothy James
-# Pam06
-# Patricia03
-# Paul1957
-# Paul50
-# Player One
-# Player Two
-# Professor Monoculatus McToff
-# Raymond6
-# Ronald22
-# Ruth3
-# S. G. Dukat
-# Samuel19
-# Samuel49
-# Sarah1976
-# Sarah2005
-# Sarah55
-# Sharon91
-# Sharon99
-# Shaun1960
-# Shaun46
-# Shaun6
-# Sheena2005
-# Sherri97
-# Sidd Finch
-# Sierra10
-# Sierra3
-# Sierra7
-# Stacy07
-# Stacy14
-# Steven02
-# Steven2002
-# Steven50
-# Susan11
-# Susan25
-# Taylor1990
-# Taylor1998
-# Thomas2
-# Tim21
-# Tim87
-# Tina Belcher
-# Todd33
-# Tonya22
-# Tonya38
-# Tracy1977
-# Tricia1
-# Tricia14
-# Trinity1989
-# Virginia1961
-# Virginia2006
-# Wil
-# Wric Tungstenfinger
-===prompt_posters===
-Usernames used in the prompts.
-:All of these usernames are also used in the feed
-:There are currently 66 users used in the feed which my script has never found in the prompt
-:There are currently 30 users on the transcript page which I have only found in the feed and not in the prompt.
-:Although I expect that I will eventually find all feed usernames in the prompt.
-#@meganamram
-#Addison1
-#Addison8
-#Agric Silverfinger
-#Aidan2
-#Aiden1
-#Aidenn Aberforth Milne
-#Alice1956
-#Amanda08
-#Anonymous
-#Apple Martin
-#Arthur19
-#Ashley2009
-#Ashley92
-#Ayden1952
-#Bailey2001
-#Barbara1974
-#Benjamin Kenobi Sr
-#Bool Hand Luke
-#Brandi9
-#Caden14
-#Caden2010
-#Chad80
-#Charles18
-#Chelsea2006
-#Cheyenne1988
-#Christina Applecare
-#CMOS Def
-#Curic Copperfinger
-#Cynthia1995
-#Cynthia99
-#Dakota94
-#David St. Hubbins
-#Debbie26
-#Debbie62
-#Deborah3
-#Destiny1983
-#Destiny89
-#Donald19
-#Donna2
-#Dorothy7
-#Dunston Chexin
-#Earl Sinclair
-#Egbert Bentley White
-#Eliezer Yudkowsky
-#Elon Musk
-#Eowyn L'Oreal James
-#Euphegenia Doubtfire
-#Facebook Scott Fitzgerald
-#Frances29
-#Frances51
-#Frances99
-#Gary1951
-#Gary8
-#George Debian Bush
-#George Reagan Renesmee Martin
-#Green Mario
-#Greg2004
-#Hatsy Collins
-#Henry05
-#Horsepower Lovecraft
-#J. Alfred Leftshark
-#Jack3
-#Jack39
-#Jaden21
-#Jaina Khloe Rowling
-#Jalen81
-#James URL Jones
-#Jayden79
-#Joe Biden
-#Jonathan27
-#Joshua80
-#Justin87
-#Kaden61
-#Kaitlin1976
-#Karen3
-#Kathleen78
-#Keira10
-#Keira2002
-#Keira48
-#Kelsey1970
-#Kenneth96
-#Khloe14
-#Larry Ronald Hubbard
-#Larry1994
-#Lauren Ibsen Dolores Amit
-#Linda08
-#Lindsay2011
-#Lord Gaga
-#Lord Mondegreen
-#Malik2
-#Margaret11
-#Margaret5
-#Marie12
-#Marie3
-#Marissa Mayer
-#Mark Zuckerberg
-#Mark2007
-#Martin Van Halen
-#Matthew2006
-#Mavis Bitcoin
-#Michelle11
-#Misty3
-#Myspace Tom
-#Pam06
-#Paul1957
-#Player One
-#Ronald22
-#S. G. Dukat
-#Samuel19
-#Sarah55
-#Sharon99
-#Shaun1960
-#Shaun46
-#Sherri97
-#Sidd Finch
-#Sierra10
-#Sierra7
-#Stacy07
-#Stacy14
-#Steven02
-#Steven2002
-#Steven50
-#Susan11
-#Susan25
-#Thomas2
-#Tim21
-#Tim87
-#Todd33
-#Tonya22
-#Tonya38
-#Tracy1977
-#Tricia1
-#Tricia14
-#Trinity1989
-#Virginia1961
-#Virginia2006
-#Wil
-#Wric Tungstenfinger
-===feed_text===
-Captions used in the feed.  Containers user submissions.
-The ???? lines are extended characters my text editor can't handle.  Oops.
-*♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
-*突っ込むところもねい！
-*🇺🇸 USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸
-*☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
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-# #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
-# #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
-# #blessed
-# #BROKEN
-# #CATSANDBIRDS
-# #caturday
-# #comfortfood
-# #DANGERZONE
-# #DARE to #DREAM
-# #delfie
-# #fallingfromorbit
-# #flavorbomb
-# #hashtag
-# #hoax
-# #Hopeicanfly
-# #illuminati
-# #lifehacks
-# #livefeed #colonoscopy
-# #Long_Exposure
-# #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
-# #me #throwbackthursday
-# #Nailpolish
-# #nofilter
-# #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
-# #nomakeup #justnatural
-# #nomakeup #natural
-# #satellite #navigation
-# #selfie #imatree #thuglife
-# #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
-# #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
-# #Toobigtofall
-# #twinsies
-#"...The Aristocrats."
-#"Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
-#"I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
-#"Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
-#"Is it symmetric this way?"
-#"My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
-#"Space duckin'" By led blimp
-#"sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
-#"Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
-#...And then we decided it was time to leave
-#...Freudian sense tingling...
-#???? USA! USA! ????
-#???? USA! USA! USA! ????
-#??????????!
-#?????????????
-#???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
-#[Metal Gear sound effect]
-#[USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
-#[user was banned for this text]
-#“Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
-#>< ))*>
-#1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
-#100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
-#11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
-#20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
-#5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay
-#9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation
-#99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
-#A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
-#A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
-#a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
-#A job so boring a bird could do it
-#A soulful rendition of "old man river"
-#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-#About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
-#about to die lol
-#ack
-#Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
-#Alan?
-#All flesh is grass
-#All things considered, it turned out nice again
-#Allons-Y!
-#Always get a full nights rest
-#Amazing optical illusion! Can you see the duck?
-#amazons newest delivery method
-#An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
-#An unsuccessful bike design...
-#And so the hunt begins!
-#and suddenly, popcorn
-#and then there were nine
-#ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
-#Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
-#ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
-#Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
-#anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
-#Apparently it's a thing now...
-#Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
-#apple's new offering: iscream
-#Are you feeling lucky, punk?
-#are you sure this is a commandline?
-#aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
-#As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore.  I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
-#As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
-#As viewed on a Macintosh plus
-#Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
-#Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
-#At least it stopped bleeding acid
-#At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
-#australia is not NZ!
-#awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
-#AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
-#Ayyyy LMAO!
-#back on tinder!
-#Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
-#BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
-#Banana invasion in progress
-#Bangarang Motherfuckers
-#Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
-#Bay-bae lolz
-#Bazookateer crossing
-#been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
-#Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
-#Best Christmas gift EVER!
-#best day evar!!!!
-#Best Halloween costume yet!
-#Best map projection ever
-#best republican caucus ever!
-#Best. Funeral. Ever.
-#better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
-#Beyond Level 256...
-#big ben is going down.
-#Big bowl of star-flakes
-#big data strikes back
-#bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
-#birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
-#Birds are less cute the closer they are.
-#Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
-#Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
-#Black begins and wins.
-#Black box recorder
-#blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
-#Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
-#bowTieght!
-#Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
-#Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
-#brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
-#Burnination? Huh?
-#Burrito night
-#Cakephants are my new friends
-#Can anybody help me identify this animal?
-#Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
-#Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy
-#Captain obvious strikes again
-#Car tiddlywinks proves success
-#Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
-#caught the sunset tonight at midday
-#CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe
-#cest ne pas un pipe
-#Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
-#check out my new pet
-#Check out my new sonic oc!
-#Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
-#check out my usb sword!
-#Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
-#Click to show secret text
-#Close the pod bay door, Hal.
-#Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
-#Come on party people, put your hands together
-#Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
-#Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time
-#Copernicus: The early years
-#CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
-#Crocodile Pink Eye
-#Cruise Kingdom
-#cthulu caught me slipping
-#cthulu wants what cthulu wants
-#Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
-#Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
-#damn tree!
-#Damn, two o'clock already?
-#damn. that squirrel's got a ball
-#damned ninjas
-#damnit, another drunken tree in the road
-#Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
-#day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
-#Deal with it
-#Death star model 0.0.73
-#Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
-#dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
-#Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
-#devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
-#Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
-#Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
-#did this exist as a microwave?
-#Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
-#discovered a new shortcut for making toast
-#Do I look like a penguin?
-#Do my feet look fat?
-#Do you care to #engage with this #content
-#Do you feline lucky, punk?
-#Do you have a lighter?
-#Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
-#Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
-#Does my eye look bloodshot?
-#Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
-#Dominos delivers!
-#Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
-#Don't have a cow, man
-#Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
-#don't worry, it's part of my plan!
-#doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
-#drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
-#drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
-#Dryads. that is all.
-#Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
-#Dude, I can totally catch this!
-#Dude, where's my car?
-#DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
-#Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered
-#EARTH HAS 4 CORNER   SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY  TIME CUBE  WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION.   4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1  DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
-#emergency butter delivery
-#engage!
-#ESA probe enters black hole - first photos!
-#Et boum! C'est le choc!
-#every breath you take, every move you make
-#Every day my damn cat makes this face
-#Everything maKes perfect sense now.
-#everything makes sense now
-#Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
-#Exes, am I right?
-#Existance is an illusion
-#Extreme beer pong
-#father & daughter re-unite!
-#Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
-#Field Trip!
-#filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
-#Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
-#finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
-#finally got that squid stache
-#Fire can sometimes be hot?
-#First day of school.
-#First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
-#First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
-#First post, be friendly
-#First screenshot of portal 3 !!
-#First time posting, please be nice
-#Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
-#Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
-#flying car - it is now officially the future
-#Fnnnaarrrrr!
-#Foiled again by the bell curve
-#For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray"
-#For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
-#Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
-#forgot to turn the oven off!
-#Formal on top, party on the bottom
-#found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
-#found this on google maps earlier.
-#Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach.
-#Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
-#FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel.  watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
-#fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
-#Fucking CAKE
-#George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
-#get your ass to mars
-#go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
-#goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
-#Goldilocks party!
-#google bots have uncovered some missing bits
-#GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
-#Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
-#Got your nose!
-#GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
-#Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
-#GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
-#Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
-#Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
-#Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
-#GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
-#ha ha ha... no.
-#Had to settle for a beard
-#haha oh my cat
-#Happy Birthday, M C Escher
-#Have fun stormin' da castle.
-#Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
-#He did say it was edible
-#He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
-#He left me! :ccc
-#He nailed it!
-#hello darkness my old friend
-#Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
-#help wanted. inquire within.
-#Here comes the sun, do do do do...
-#Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
-#hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
-#Hey, it's windows 7 again!
-#hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
-#Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
-#hgghjg
-#Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go
-#Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
-#Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
-#Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option?
-#HODOR!
-#holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
-#Homo helicopteris captured in bali
-#horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
-#Houston, we are the problem
-#Hoverboard to full power!
-#How did I get here?!?
-#how do you get the screensaver off?
-#How does this work again?
-#hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
-#I  think I need new glasses.
-#I am a beautiful person.
-#i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
-#I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.
-#I blame supernasa
-#I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
-#I call it: "The Futility of American Anything"
-#I can has cheezburger?
-#I can take photos with my teeth!
-#I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
-#i can't form the words to describe such beauty
-#I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
-#I CHOOSE YOU!
-#i do the same thing at frat parties
-#I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
-#I don't know
-#i don't remember this scene form star wars
-#I don't think I really understand what this is.
-#I don't think this is working
-#i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
-#I dream of death
-#I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
-#I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
-#I find this picture reflects my soul.
-#I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
-#I forgot to get a plane
-#I found a three fingered kitten!
-#I found it!!!!!!!
-#I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
-#I found this little guy in the woods near my house
-#I got the job!
-#I guess I only have myself to blame.
-#I has a sad
-#i hate it when this happens
-#I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
-#I hate waking up from a really good dream
-#I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
-#I have tasted many fish
-#I just bought this
-#I just can't see the point anymore
-#I just want to watch the world burn
-#I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
-#I knew there would be side effects
-#I like this picture
-#I lost my wits
-#I lost my wrist
-#I 'M out of the acorn
-#I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
-#i need to do my laundry more often.
-#I never understood that part of the bibile
-#I put on my wizard robe and hat
-#I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
-#i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
-#I say: nuts to that!
-#I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
-#I should really separate those
-#I solved the debt crisis!
-#I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
-#I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
-#I think I can... I think I can
-#I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
-#I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
-#I think there's something here
-#i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
-#I thought it would be bigger
-#I thought of it, and it happened
-#I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
-#I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
-#I told you to keep the raptors secure
-#i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
-#I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
-#I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
-#I was late
-#I wish I could ride in a balloon
-#i wonder why you left me here.
-#I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
-#I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
-#I'd call this experiment a success.
-#If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
-#if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
-#if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
-#If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
-#if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
-#if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
-#If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
-#if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
-#If you're brave enough...
-#If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
-#I'll catch it one day
-#I'll just go buy cigarettes
-#I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
-#i'll never get tired of this.
-#I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
-#i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
-#I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
-#I'm a fighter!
-#I'm a Real Boy!
-#I'm going to be smashed to bits
-#I'm lost without your love, baby
-#I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
-#I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
-#i'm now 75% more efficient
-#I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
-#im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
-#in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
-#In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
-#in line at the dmv
-#In my dreams I'm always strong
-#In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
-#in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
-#In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
-#in theathers, close to you
-#Initiate evasive maneuver!
-#Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
-#introducing the yolo distribution
-#is good idea yes
-#Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
-#Is it really today, already?
-#Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
-#is that a war walrus?
-#is the eject button meant to do this?
-#Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
-#Is this an april fools joke?  why did this show up at my door?
-#Is this real life?
-#Is this room 101?
-#Is this too cheesy?
-#it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
-#It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
-#It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
-#IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
-#it was never this complicated when I was a kid
-#It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined  cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
-#It's a Finger trap
-#It's a timey-wimey time-lord
-#it's in a good part of town
-#it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
-#It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
-#It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life!
-#It's the little things
-#I've been robbed!
-#I've found a new way to feed the poor
-#I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
-#I've made a huge mistake
-#I've never been so aware of my own hunger
-#i've never felt so alone.
-#i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
-#Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
-#John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much
-#John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
-#Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
-#just another cat video
-#Just another day in paradise
-#just cos()
-#just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
-#Just Got A new camera phone!
-#just look at that motherfucking satellite
-#just two more trips over the horizon
-#kang, do i look good in this?
-#Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
-#kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood
-#Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
-#ksp mission success
-#Lack of cucumbers
-#Larry asked me to be his wingman
-#last march of the ents
-#Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
-#Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh.
-#leapfrog, anyone?
-#Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
-#Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
-#LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE.
-#Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back
-#Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
-#Light traffic today.
-#like my new haircut?
-#lol, no i didn't jump
-#London
-#look at me, i'm from England!
-#Look at my new blue dress!
-#look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
-#Look at that fart propulsion
-#Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
-#Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
-#look ma, no hands!
-#Look out!
-#look what happened to my satellite
-#Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
-#love it!
-#Made in god's own image, yessiree!
-#Magnificent as fuck
-#Magnified 10,000 times
-#Making a new house rn brb #Homeless
-#Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
-#Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
-#Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
-#Man, it's windy
-#Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
-#Man, that was the best party in my life
-#Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
-#mario Kart is harder in real life
-#Mari-OH
-#marvel universe howard the duck returns
-#MATE YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR STICK
-#Maths are hard
-#Max gentleman
-#may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
-#Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
-#Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
-#me and all my friends
-#Me, before the topical ointment
-#Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
-#Mentos and lava
-#Meritocracy is a pipe dream
-#Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
-#Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
-#Minister!  We're running out of time.
-#Mistakes were made.
-#Mmm, Spider cake!
-#Monday mornings
-#monkey movember
-#moo!
-#More advantages to USB type c revealed
-#Moses lied to me.
-#Muahahahahahah
-#My baby is learning how to write!
-#my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
-#My clothes need a wash...
-#My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon
-#My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
-#My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
-#my friend posing while a plane flies by
-#MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
-#My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
-#My hero
-#My Hobby: freaking people out
-#My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
-#my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
-#my new boss
-#My new cat is awesome
-#my new duvet cover!
-#My new tattoo
-#my new toaster has some strange attachments
-#My nose will grow now.
-#my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
-#my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
-#My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
-#My selfie stick broke.
-#My tastes are very... singular
-#My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site!
-#my wonderful dad!
-#mYTH BUSTED!
-#na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
-#Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
-#NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
-#Nasa is fully funded
-#Need a Haircut
-#Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
-#New amazon product
-#New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
-#New car flipping world record set
-#New headcanon:
-#New means to help collect more evidence
-#New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
-#new phone who dis
-#New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
-#NICE MULTIPANTS
-#night sledding deserves a quiet night
-#No guitar without a sombrero
-#No more sorrow!
-#no one ever suspected the shovel
-#no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
-#No wants to hear me talk about my cat
-#no wonder the cat always sits here
-#No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
-#NO. JUST NO.
-#nobody knows the trouble i've seen
-#Nope nope nope nope nope
-#Not a fruit
-#Not Again :(
-#Not as healthy as it looks
-#Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
-#Note: HUGE SUCCess
-#Nothing new under the sun
-#Notice anything different?
-#Now we're ready to attach the spiders.  Remember, be gentle.
-#now you're hungry too.
-#NUTS!
-#Office gamification has got out of hand.
-#Oh bother not again
-#oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
-#Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with cameras
-#Oh god is it still following me?
-#OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
-#Oh God! It's happening again!
-#oh god!! the youtube views were not worth it!! they weren't woooorth iiiiit
-#Oh here we go
-#OH MY GOD A HORSE
-#Oh No! Not again!
-#Oh no! Not again.
-#Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
-#Oh no, it's the moon
-#Oh, that's where I left them!
-#Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
-#omfg, space bugs
-#OMG! Kittens!
-#On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
-#On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
-#one does not simply wok into mordor
-#One of those mornings...
-#Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
-#onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
-#oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
-#Optimus prime was having a bad day.
-#our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
-#Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
-#Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
-#Oy, my giblets!
-#parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
-#PARKOUR IN ACTION
-#Parlez vous Francais?
-#Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
-#passed another hitch hiker
-#Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
-#Perspective issues
-#Philae lander found!
-#photo proof for you skeptics out there
-#photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
-#Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy.
-#Picasso's illegitimate child...
-#picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
-#PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
-#Pintsize what are you doing?!
-#Pizza TIME
-#Please send help.
-#Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
-#Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
-#Press 'continue' to abort.
-#Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
-#Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
-#pretty sure the void is staring back #whenyoustarelongenough #lostsanity
-#Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
-#Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
-#PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
-#Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
-#quack quack, motherflipper
-#racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
-#RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
-#Real Eyes Realize real lies.
-#really not how I thought I would die
-#Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
-#Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
-#research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna
-#results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm
-#reverse et
-#Robert'); Drop Table students;--
-#Robots in much better disguise
-#Rock, paper, FACE
-#Rollerskating always was overrated
-#run little ghost, run!
-#sad cow is sad
-#Said the duchess to the vicar.
-#Sailor Moon Cosplay Queen
-#sarlac ball-pit!!!
-#Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
-#school's out!
-#Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
-#Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
-#Screw it, here's a cat pic
-#See a carrot deflate a pool ball
-#SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
-#Self Portrait: Complete.
-#Selfie in corner store #35.   $10,000.
-#share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
-#She's got interesting taste in men.
-#should i see a doctor about this?
-#SIDE GOER 4
-#Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
-#smiling is for optimists
-#Snapped this with my phone, what is it?
-#So long, and thanks for all the fish
-#So thats What Jesus did
-#So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
-#So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
-#So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
-#So, it has come to this...
-#so, scientology...
-#So, this happened.
-#So... those were real
-#So...Magnets, right?
-#Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
-#SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
-#Something seems to be wrong with my car
-#Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
-#Sometimes all you can do is wait
-#Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
-#Somewhere, this exists.
-#Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
-#SOYUZ SOLAR ARRAY decimating couch
-#Spiders. Nope.
-#SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
-#stay away from my eggcorns
-#Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
-#Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
-#Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
-#Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
-#Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
-#such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
-#sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
-#super high intensity training at NORAD
-#Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
-#tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
-#take two, they are small
-#Target Found.
-#Teach a fis how to to man... wait?
-#terminal velocity is a myth
-#Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
-#thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
-#Thanks Obama!
-#that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
-#That is one dapper bird.
-#That is, in fact, a squirrel.
-#That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad.  "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed.
-#That's gonna hurt on the way out
-#that's me!
-#THAT'S NO MOON
-#That's not a chicken
-#That's not a nut!
-#THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
-#That's too much, man!
-#that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
-#The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
-#The basis for fast and furious 13.
-#The birds found the hobbit hole
-#The Captain Crunch Kraken
-#The cat brought in another bird.
-#The choice is simple.
-#The dark helps me see in the carrots
-#the dark side of the moon, amirite?
-#the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
-#The designers of this camera literally nailed it
-#The Dissolution of Parliament.
-#The ents met the triffids
-#the event horizon returned
-#The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
-#the first official thing i stole from my college roommates.
-#the floor is made of lava. send help.
-#The French space program
-#The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
-#The HORROR!
-#The horrors of war
-#The illuminati embarrassed to admit that the "world" they control is only a h0 scale model
-#The infamous Snow-muon.
-#The knids are hungry
-#The last person to be surprised by a selfie
-#the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books
-#The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
-#The moon landing was a lie
-#The moon looks weird today
-#The Moon Will Eat What it will
-#The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
-#The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
-#The newest Olympic sport
-#The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
-#the only people for me are the mad ones
-#The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
-#The Prodigy is in town!
-#The prophecy was true!
-#The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
-#The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
-#the rest is darkness and decay
-#The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
-#the saddest moment of my childhood
-#The solution to all life's problems
-#The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
-#THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
-#The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
-#The time has come.
-#The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
-#The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.)
-#The unforgiving war on health
-#The vlog was better than the movie
-#their love was doomed from the start...
-#Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
-#There goes the neighborhood...
-#There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
-#There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
-#There's a third bump, growing fast
-#These aren't my sandwiches
-#These cravings will never stop
-#These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
-#These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
-#THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
-#they said be careful, we said yolo
-#they said we couldn't play god
-#They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror
-#they're all dead, dave.
-#Things Lost in couch cushions
-#this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie
-#This apple got a face on it dog
-#This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
-#This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
-#this didn't last long.
-#This elevator has no 'down'!
-#This explains everything
-#this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
-#this guy keeps following me
-#This is a cat
-#This is a good idea
-#THis is a love/hate poem.
-#this is just a tribute #thed
-#this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
-#This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
-#This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
-#this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet
-#This is what i had for breakfast
-#This is why I'm not an EMT
-#This is why we can't have good things
-#This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
-#This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
-#This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
-#THIS LOOKS SHOPPED. I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
-#This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
-#This needs a motivational text
-#This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
-#this one's over 15 kt bitches!
-#This photo was taken from my iphone
-#this plot is odd.
-#This trebuchet is set to self-destruct!
-#this was in the bible
-#this was my inspiration
-#this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
-#those weren't Altoids.
-#Threaten large birds... check.
-#Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
-#Time to reap the whirlwind!
-#To infinity and Birdyond!
-#Today i am a Chinese clock
-#today's to do list
-#Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
-#Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
-#too much lens flare?
-#Top of the world
-#TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA.
-#Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird.
-#T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
-#Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
-#True Self-Control
-#truly, i am euphoric
-#TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
-#trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
-#Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
-#Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
-#turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
-#Turns out the stars were pentagrams all along
-#Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
-#two great tastes that go great together
-#Ugh, i'll never understand art.
-#uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
-#Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
-#unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
-#Universe man, Universe man...
-#Unzipped sock
-#using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
-#Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it
-#van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
-#Visual representation of Dubstep
-#Wait for it...
-#Wait, am I 30 years too late for Normandy?
-#Wait, you can see that too
-#wake up sheeple!
-#Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
-#Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
-#Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
-#WARRRBLGARBL
-#Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
-#watching dune on shrooms
-#we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
-#We are not men. we are devo.
-#We can't do it, the moon is in the way
-#We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
-#we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
-#We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl
-#We live in a golden age!
-#We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
-#We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
-#Weeeee!!!
-#Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
-#welcome to Argentina
-#Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
-#welcome to the space jam
-#we'll take the next one #CasualRacism
-#Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
-#Well, now this is a thing.
-#well, so much for the space program
-#Well, you can't fix what isn't broken.
-#We've got a problem
-#Whale Selfie!
-#what a bummer
-#What are pixels?
-#What could possibly go wrong™?
-#What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
-#what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
-#what if it's a ghost pepper?
-#What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
-#what to have for breakfast?
-#WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
-#when you see it...
-#Where did this road come from?!?
-#where should i put this cool new tatto?
-#where the streets have no untagged unconnected nodes
-#where to buy spanish ham ?
-#which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
-#whiskers expecting a new friend :)
-#Who came first?
-#Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
-#Who put import superman in the python configuration script?
-#Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
-#Who stepped on my pop tart?
-#Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
-#Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
-#whoops GPS error
-#Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
-#WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
-#Why are there ants on my face?!
-#Why do people do this?
-#Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
-#Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
-#Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
-#Why should squirrel learn baseball
-#with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before
-#WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
-#worst horse ever :(
-#worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
-#Worth it for the karma.
-#would you choose the microwave over this?
-#Would you like to play a game?
-#Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work.  #Sorrydude
-#Wow. Just, Wow.
-#wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
-#WTF!?
-#Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
-#Yeah... never gonna happen
-#YES
-#you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
-#You did what in my tuba?
-#You must be new here.
-#YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
-#You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
-#You'll never guess what happens next...
-#Zoidgebra 101
-===prompt_text===
+===Captions ===
-The text for when there are multiple images to choose from
+This is the combined list of all captions I have found, in the feed and in prompts.
-# #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
-# #DARE to #DREAM
-# #delfie
-# #fallingfromorbit
-# #flavorbomb
-# #Hopeicanfly
-# #Long_Exposure
-# #me #throwbackthursday
-# #saturday #memories #beautiful
-# #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
-#"Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
-#"Is it symmetric this way?"
-#???? USA! USA! ????
-#[USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
-#>< ))*>
-#100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
-#20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
-#99 bottles of beer on the wall
-#a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
-#about to die lol
-#All things considered, it turned out nice again
-#Always get a full nights rest
-#An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
-#An eight-stringed octopus?
-#An unsuccessful bike design...
-#Artistic recreation from new fossil find
-#As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore.  I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
-#As you can see It's windy out here
-#australia is not NZ!
-#awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
-#back on tinder!
-#Banana invasion in progress
-#best day evar!!!!
-#better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
-#Big bowl of star-flakes
-#Birds are less cute the closer they are.
-#brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
-#Burnination? Huh?
-#Can anybody help me identify this animal?
-#Captain obvious strikes again
-#Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
-#caught the sunset tonight at midday
-#cest ne pas un pipe
-#Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
-#check out my usb sword!
-#clever girl.....
-#Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
-#Come on party people, put your hands together
-#Death star model 0.0.73
-#Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
-#Do I look fat in this photo?
-#Do I look like a penguin?
-#Does my eye look bloodshot?
-#Does this look like pink eye to you?
-#Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
-#drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
-#Dryads. that is all.
-#Dude, where's my car?
-#EARTH HAS 4 CORNER   SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY  TIME CUBE  WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION.   4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1  DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
-#emergency butter delivery
-#Evolution of puzzles
-#Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
-#Field Trip!
-#finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
-#First post, be friendly
-#First time posting, please be nice
-#Fnnnaarrrrr!
-#Freshly waxed floors + new socks
-#fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
-#Fucking CAKE
-#Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
-#Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
-#GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
-#Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
-#ha ha ha... no.
-#He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
-#He was never seen again
-#hello darkness my old friend
-#Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
-#Hope that wasn't a granny knot
-#How's My new haircut?
-#hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
-#I  think I need new glasses.
-#i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
-#I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
-#I can take photos with my teeth!
-#I don't think this is working
-#I dream of death
-#i hate it when this happens
-#I 'M out of the acorn
-#I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
-#I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
-#I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
-#I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
-#I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
-#I think there's something here
-#I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
-#I used to be like... but then i was all...
-#I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
-#If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
-#if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
-#if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
-#if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
-#If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
-#I'll just go buy cigarettes
-#I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
-#I'm a fighter!
-#I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
-#in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
-#in theathers, close to you
-#Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
-#Is this real life?
-#Is this too cheesy?
-#It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
-#IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
-#It's a timey-wimey time-lord
-#it's fun to do bad things
-#it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
-#It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
-#It's the little things
-#kang, do i look good in this?
-#ksp mission success
-#Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
-#Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
-#Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
-#Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
-#love it!
-#Magnified 10,000 times
-#Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
-#marvel universe howard the duck returns
-#may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
-#Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
-#Meritocracy is a pipe dream
-#Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
-#Minister!  We're running out of time.
-#Mmm, Spider cake!
-#My cat barfed this out
-#my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
-#My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
-#MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
-#My Hobby: freaking people out
-#my new boss
-#my wonderful dad!
-#mYTH BUSTED!
-#na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
-#NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
-#New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
-#New haircut!
-#no wonder the cat always sits here
-#No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
-#nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
-#Nope nope nope nope nope
-#Not a fruit
-#Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
-#Nothing new under the sun
-#now you're hungry too.
-#Oh God! It's happening again!
-#oh look, a penny
-#OH MY GOD A HORSE
-#Oh no! Not again.
-#Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
-#oh, is that godot? Finally...
-#Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
-#OMG! Kittens!
-#One of the less popular Transformers.
-#Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
-#Oy, my giblets!
-#Park and ride
-#Parlez vous Francais?
-#passed another hitch hiker
-#Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
-#PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
-#Ramen is squishy and soft
-#RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
-#run little ghost, run!
-#Said the duchess to the vicar.
-#smiling is for optimists
-#So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
-#Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
-#Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
-#Sometimes all you can do is wait
-#Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
-#Spiders. Nope.
-#Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
-#Steve is realxing
-#such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
-#sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
-#Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
-#take two, they are small
-#terminal velocity is a myth
-#that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
-#That was when things started to get a little weird.
-#that's me!
-#The birds found the hobbit hole
-#The Captain Crunch Kraken
-#The choice is simple.
-#the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
-#The designers of this camera literally nailed it
-#The ents met the triffids
-#the floor is made of lava. send help.
-#The HORROR!
-#The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
-#The Moon Will Eat What it will
-#The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
-#The newest Olympic sport
-#The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
-#The solution to all life's problems
-#THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
-#The time has come.
-#The unforgiving war on health
-#The vlog was better than the movie
-#There goes the neighborhood...
-#there snow such thing as global warming
-#There's a third bump, growing fast
-#they said we couldn't play god
-#THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it.  If you don't think about it too much.
-#This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
-#This is why we can't have good things
-#This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
-#This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
-#those weren't Altoids.
-#Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
-#tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
-#To infinity and Birdyond!
-#Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
-#Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
-#TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
-#turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
-#two great tastes that go great together
-#uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
-#unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
-#van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
-#Visual representation of Dubstep
-#Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
-#we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
-#We can't do it, the moon is in the way
-#welcome to the space jam
-#Where did THAT come from?
-#Where did this road come from?!?
-#why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
-#Why are there ants on my face?!
-#Why do dogs like this?
-#Why do people do this?
-#Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
-#Why should squirrel learn baseball
-#YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
-#You'll never guess what happens next...
-===prompt_captions===
-The captions to choose from for a single image (762 of these are also used in the feed.)
+#  (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
+# :-(
+# ?????????????
+# ... It's about ethics in games journalism.
+# ...And then we decided it was time to leave
+# ...Freudian sense tingling...
+# ...just no.
+# ...monsters from the id...
+# 'BOOM' goes the dynamite!
+# 'Murica, hell yeah!
+# "...The Aristocrats."
+# "ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER"
+# "AS the ancient Israelites broke Mana, we shall break frosted pastries"
+# "Bake him away, toys"
+# "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
+# "Cat-like Reflexes"
+# "Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
+# "I am So. Much. More."
+# "I Never watch porn"
+# "I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
+# "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
+# "Is it symmetric this way?"
+# "My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
+# "Oh Sword-chan" "Yes Gun-Kun?"
+# "Space duckin'" By led blimp
+# "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
+# "The colour out of space" and black.
+# "Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
+# “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
+# ((╬ಠิ﹏ಠิ))
+# (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
+# [Metal Gear sound effect]
+# [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
+# [user was banned for this text]
+# *Darth Vader Breathing*
+# *glomp*
+# *Sigh* not cat food for diner again
+# *Tips fedora*
+# #720_no_scope
 # #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
 # #awefullyNicetractsofland
+# #beatingheartinabox
 # #bedhead
 # #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
 # #blessed
+# #bornthisway
+# #BROKEN
+# #Canadian internet #price gouging
 # #CATSANDBIRDS
 # #caturday
+# #cloudywithachanceofmeatballs
 # #comfortfood
+# #Compromise
 # #DANGERZONE
+# #DARE to #DREAM
 # #delfie
+# #Donthate #Truelove
 # #drbalanced
 # #DrinkSaltwater
 # #duckface
+# #essentialsupplies
+# #fallingfromorbit
+# #fishy!
 # #flavorbomb
 # #giganticflower #headshot
+# #GOD
+# #gps be like
+# #hashtag
+# #Hashtag #ironicSelfie
+# #hashtag #yinyl #yolo #thanksobama
+# #HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI
+# #hoax
 # #Hopeicanfly
 # #illuminati
+# #imnotracistbut
+# #ivisitedthegrandcanyon #yolo
+# #justnasathings
 # #lifehacks
 # #livefeed #colonoscopy
+# #lolcats
 # #Long_Exposure
 # #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
 # #me #throwbackthursday
+# #Moses #riverbabies #passover y'all!!!
 # #Nailpolish
+# #newhipsterbike
+# #NewProfilepic
 # #nofilter
 # #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
 # #nomakeup #justnatural
 # #nomakeup #natural
+# #notallmen
 # #notamodel #nofilter
+# #onering #fuckhobbits
+# #paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
+# #parsnipandoldlace
+# #Photobomb
+# #rememberthetitans
 # #satellite #navigation
+# #saturday #memories #beautiful
+# #selfie #atwork #nofilter #potatoduty #yolo
 # #selfie #imatree #thuglife
 # #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
 # #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
+# #sorrynotsorry
+# #strangelyaroused
+# #stublife
+# #sudowoodoproblems
+# #teamplayer
+# #this_is_how_an_angel_dies
+# #this_is_sparta
 # #Toobigtofall
+# #toothproblems
+# #twinsies
+# #underkill
 # #vampiremirrorselfie
-#"...The Aristocrats."
+# #Worstweekever
-#"ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER"
+# <3 hanging out with saruman
-#"Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
+# <reported for inappropriate content>
-#"Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
+# >< ))*>
-#"Is it symmetric this way?"
+# ┬──┬◡ﾉ(° -°ﾉ)
-#"My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
+# ▒☺▒
-#"Space duckin'" By led blimp
+# ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
-#"sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
+# ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
-#"Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
+# 🇺🇸 USA! USA! 🇺🇸
-#*Tips fedora*
+# 🇺🇸 USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸
-#... It's about ethics in games journalism.
+# ✔ ONE MORE THING CHECKED OFF MY BUCKET LIST
-#...Freudian sense tingling...
+# 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
-#????????
+# 💩
-#??????????!
+# 1 Like = 1 attempt to Perform space rendezvous
-#?????????????
+# 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
-#??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
+# 1 like = 1 respect   1 share = 15 respect   500 respect = 1 cool
-#???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
+# 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
-#[user was banned for this text]
+# 100% legit free hugs
-#“Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
+# 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
-#<3 hanging out with saruman
+# 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
-#>< ))*>
+# 15 Mindblowing facts that prove jaws was real
-#1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
+# 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
-#1 like = 1 respect   1 share = 15 respect   500 respect = 1 cool
+# 27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
-#100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
+# 2pm and i'm not drunk yet
-#11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
+# 3 year olds first lego experience
-#11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
+# 4 8 15 16 23 42
-#20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
+# 5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay
-#99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
+# 500 gold for the private show
-#A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
+# 5th of November went too far this year
-#A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
+# 7 amazing ways of taking off your pants that will surprise you!
-#a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
+# 8.5 hours later...
-#A job so boring a bird could do it
+# 9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation
-#A soulful rendition of "old man river"
+# 99 bottles of beer on the wall
-#A window into my soul
+# 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
-#Aaaaaargh
+# A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
-#About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
+# A classic battle between the word and the sword, represented by the most noble creature
-#about to die lol
+# A delicate pear
-#ack
+# A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
-#ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
+# a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
-#Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
+# a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
-#Alan?
+# A job so boring a bird could do it
-#All flesh is grass
+# A kid peed in the ball pit, I took action
-#All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
+# A land war in asia
-#All things considered, it turned out nice again
+# A soulful rendition of "old man river"
-#Allons-Y!
+# a spherical cow
-#almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea
+# A window into my soul
-#Always get a full nights rest
+# a/s/l?
-#Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?!
+# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-#amazons newest delivery method
+# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-#An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
+# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
-#An eight-stringed octopus?
+# Aaaaaaaaaah
-#and suddenly, popcorn
+# Aaaaaargh
-#and then there were nine
+# About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
-#And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
+# about to die lol
-#and to think this is where it all started
+# ack
-#ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
+# ACK-scuse me sir, Stop shaking hands and transmit some data.
-#Angry sofa is angry.
+# ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
-#Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
+# actually, around here we itemize our taxes
-#Another one bites the dust
+# Aesthetic.
-#Another victim of 'got your nose!'
+# AGHHHHH
-#ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
+# Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
-#Anyone craving some soup right about now?
+# Alan?
-#Apparently it's a thing now...
+# alas, poor yorick, I knew him well.
-#Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
+# All flesh is grass
-#Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
+# all I wanted was soup.
-#apple's new offering: iscream
+# All my selfies be like
-#Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
+# All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
-#Are you feeling lucky, punk?
+# All these science spheres are made out of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.
-#Are you kidding me?
+# All these science spheres are made out of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.
-#are you sure this is a commandline?
+# All things considered, it turned out nice again
-#aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
-#As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore.  I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
-#As viewed on a Macintosh plus
-#Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
-#at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock
-#At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
-#australia is not NZ!
-#awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
-#AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
-#Aww, honey, don't cry...
-#Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
-#BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
-#Banana invasion in progress
-#BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
-#Bangarang Motherfuckers
-#Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
-#Bay-bae lolz
-#Bazookateer crossing
-#Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
-#Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich
-#Best Christmas gift EVER!
-#best day evar!!!!
-#Best Halloween costume yet!
-#Best map projection ever
-#Best. Funeral. Ever.
-#better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
-#Beyond Level 256...
-#big ben is going down.
-#bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
-#birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
-#Birds are less cute the closer they are.
-#bit nosy, aren't you?
-#Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
-#Black begins and wins.
-#Black box recorder
-#blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
-#Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
-#bowTieght!
-#Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
-#brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
-#Burnination? Huh?
-#BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
-#Cakephants are my new friends
-#Can anybody help me identify this animal?
-#Cant explain that
-#capes are in fashion
-#Captain obvious strikes again
-#Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
-#caught the sunset tonight at midday
-#cest ne pas un pipe
-#Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
-#Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
-#check out my usb sword!
-#Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
-#Click to show secret text
-#Close the pod bay door, Hal.
-#Come on party people, put your hands together
-#Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
-#Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
-#Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time
-#Copernicus: The early years
-#CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
-#Crocodile Pink Eye
-#cthulu caught me slipping
-#cthulu wants what cthulu wants
-#Curiosity Stops Sending Photos, Transmits Crude Line Drawings Instead.
-#Da_FEELS###!
-#Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
-#Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
-#Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
-#Damn, two o'clock already?
-#damn. that squirrel's got a ball
-#damned ninjas
-#damnit, another drunken tree in the road
-#Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
-#Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain.
-#Dawn: The Final day
-#Day 12: it's going well I think
-#day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
-#Death star model 0.0.73
-#Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
-#dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
-#Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
-#Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
-#Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
-#discovered a new shortcut for making toast
-#Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career.
-#Do I look fat in this photo?
-#Do I look like a penguin?
-#Do my feet look fat?
-#Do my feet smell?
-#Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
-#Do you feline lucky, punk?
-#Do you have a lighter?
-#Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
-#Does anyone know why it is doing this?
-#does my ass look big in this?
-#Does my eye look bloodshot?
-#Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
-#Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
-#Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
-#Don't inhale!
-#Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
-#don't worry, it's part of my plan!
-#doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
-#Down time
-#drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
-#drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
-#DUCK CONFUSED ABOUT DRESS COLOR, FEELING DEPRESSED
-#Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
-#Dude, where's my car?
-#DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
-#Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered
-#Eat my shorts
-#emergency butter delivery
-#engage!
-#ESA probe enters black hole - first photos!
-#Et boum! C'est le choc!
-#Evenutally, they'll write moby dick.
-#every breath you take, every move you make
-#Every day my damn cat makes this face
-#everything makes sense now
-#Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
-#Existance is an illusion
-#Extreme beer pong
-#Fancy
-#father & daughter re-unite!
-#Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
-#feeding my pet
-#Field Trip!
-#filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
-#Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
-#finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
-#finally got that squid stache
-#Fire can sometimes be hot?
-#First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
-#First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
-#First post, be friendly
-#First screenshot of portal 3 !!
-#First time posting, please be nice
-#First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory
-#Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
-#flying car - it is now officially the future
-#Flying fish had no affect on it
-#Fnnnaarrrrr!
-#For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray"
-#For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
-#Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
-#forgot to turn the oven off!
-#Formal on top, party on the bottom
-#found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
-#Found this in my garden, wtf?
-#found this on google maps earlier.
-#Freshly waxed floors + new socks
-#FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel.  watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
-#fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
-#FUCK NOT AGAIN
-#Fucking CAKE
-#Fulfilling western ideals!
-#Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo
-#George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
-#get your ass to mars
-#go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
-#goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
-#Goldilocks party!
-#good old troubleshootin'
-#google bots have uncovered some missing bits
-#GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
-#Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
-#Got your nose!
-#GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
-#Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
-#GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
-#Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
-#Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
-#Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
-#GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
-#ha ha ha... no.
-#Had to settle for a beard
-#haha oh my cat
-#Hat in the cat strike back!
-#Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
-#He did say it was edible
-#He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
-#He left me! :ccc
-#He nailed it!
-#He thought 'chutes were for the insecure
-#He was never seen again
-#hello darkness my old friend
-#Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
-#help wanted. inquire within.
-#Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
-#Hey, it's windows 7 again!
-#hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
-#Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
-#Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go
-#Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
-#Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
-#Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option?
-#HODOR!
-#holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
-#Homo helicopteris captured in bali
-#horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
-#Houston, we are the problem
-#Hoverboard to full power!
-#How did I get here?!?
-#how do i turn this off?
-#how do you get the screensaver off?
-#How does this work again?
-#How many can there be?
-#hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
-#I  think I need new glasses.
-#I am a beautiful person.
-#I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
-#i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
-#I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.
-#I blame supernasa
-#I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
-#I broke cookie clicker...
-#I can take photos with my teeth!
-#I can walk on my hands
-#I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
-#i can't form the words to describe such beauty
-#I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
-#I CHOOSE YOU!
-#I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
-#I don't know
-#i don't remember this scene form star wars
-#I don't think I really understand what this is.
-#I don't think this is working
-#i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
-#I don't want to set the world on fire
-#I dream of death
-#I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
-#I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
-#I find this picture reflects my soul.
-#I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
-#I forgot to get a plane
-#I found a three fingered kitten!
-#I found it!!!!!!!
-#I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
-#I got the job!
-#I guess I only have myself to blame.
-#I has a sad
-#i hate it when this happens
-#I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
-#I hate waking up from a really good dream
-#I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
-#I just bought this
-#I just can't see the point anymore
-#I just want to watch the world burn
-#I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
-#I knew there would be side effects
-#I lost my wits
-#I lost my wrist
-#I 'M out of the acorn
-#i need to do my laundry more often.
-#I never understood that part of the bibile
-#I put on my wizard robe and hat
-#I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
-#i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
-#I say: nuts to that!
-#I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
-#I should really separate those
-#I solved the debt crisis!
-#I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
-#I think I can... I think I can
-#I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
-#I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
-#I think there's something here
-#i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
-#I thought of it, and it happened
-#I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
-#I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
-#I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
-#I told you to keep the raptors secure
-#i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
-#I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
-#i was gonna eat that
-#I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters!
-#I was just trying to install freebsd...
-#I wish I could afford the monopolar model...
-#I wish I could ride in a balloon
-#I wonder what will this lead to...
-#i wonder why you left me here.
-#I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
-#I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
-#I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
-#I'd call this experiment a success.
-#If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
-#if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
-#If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
-#if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
-#if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
-#If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
-#if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
-#If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
-#I'll catch it one day
-#I'll just go buy cigarettes
-#I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
-#i'll never get tired of this.
-#I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
-#i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
-#I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
-#I'm a Real Boy!
-#I'm going to be smashed to bits
-#I'm lost without your love, baby
-#I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
-#I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
-#i'm now 75% more efficient
-#I'm ready!
-#I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
-#im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
-#in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
-#In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
-#In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition
-#in line at the dmv
-#In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
-#in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
-#In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
-#in theathers, close to you
-#Initiate evasive maneuver!
-#Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
-#introducing the yolo distribution
-#is good idea yes
-#Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
-#is that a war walrus?
-#is the eject button meant to do this?
-#Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
-#Is this an april fools joke?  why did this show up at my door?
-#Is this real life?
-#Is this room 101?
-#Is this too cheesy?
-#it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
-#It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
-#It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
-#IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
-#it was an odd place to find a stop sign
-#it was never this complicated when I was a kid
-#It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined  cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
-#It's a Finger trap
-#It's a timey-wimey time-lord
-#it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
-#It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
-#It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life!
-#it's the minecraft world
-#I've been robbed!
-#I've found a new way to feed the poor
-#I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
-#I've made a huge mistake
-#I've never been so aware of my own hunger
-#Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
-#Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
-#Jugghead got nothing on me :p
-#just another cat video
-#Just another day in paradise
-#Just combing my M.C. Escher
-#just cos()
-#just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
-#Just Got A new camera phone!
-#just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever
-#just look at that motherfucking satellite
-#just two more trips over the horizon
-#kang, do i look good in this?
-#Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
-#Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
-#ksp mission success
-#Lack of cucumbers
-#Larry asked me to be his wingman
-#last march of the ents
-#Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
-#leapfrog, anyone?
-#Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
-#LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE.
-#Life is cruel and unyielding, and what must be must be
-#Life on the moon.
-#Light traffic today.
-#like my new haircut?
-#Like my new nails?
-#Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
-#lol, no i didn't jump
-#London
-#Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
-#Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
-#look at me, i'm from England!
-#Look at my new blue dress!
-#look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
-#Look at that fart propulsion
-#Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
-#Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
-#look ma, no hands!
-#Look out!
-#look what happened to my satellite
-#Looks like he wants a ride. Should we pull over?
-#Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
-#love it!
-#love it!"...The Aristocrats."
-#Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon!
-#Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
-#Made in god's own image, yessiree!
-#Magnificent as fuck
-#Magnified 10,000 times
-#Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
-#Man in the Moon slumming
-#Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
-#Man, it's windy
-#Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
-#mario Kart is harder in real life
-#Mari-OH
-#marvel universe howard the duck returns
-#Maths are hard
-#may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
-#Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
-#Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
-#Me llamo t-bone
-#Me, before the topical ointment
-#Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
-#Mentos and lava
-#Meritocracy is a pipe dream
-#Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
-#Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
-#Minister!  We're running out of time.
-#Mmm, Spider cake!
-#monkey movember
-#moo!
-#More advantages to USB type c revealed
-#More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
-#Moses lied to me.
-#Muahahahahahah
-#My baby is learning how to write!
-#my cat is sick
-#My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon
-#My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
-#My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
-#my friend posing while a plane flies by
-#MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
-#My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
-#My gout's acting up again
-#My hero
-#My Hobby: freaking people out
-#My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
-#my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
-#My new cat is awesome
-#my new duvet cover!
-#my new haircut only exists in another dimension
-#My new neighbor seems a  bit odd
-#My new tattoo
-#my new toaster has some strange attachments
-#my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
-#My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
-#my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
-#My tastes are very... singular
-#My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site!
-#my wonderful dad!
-#mYTH BUSTED!
-#na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
-#NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
-#Need a Haircut
-#Neither the hero this city needs or deserves, still he was the only hero this city had.
-#Never gonna give you up...
-#Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
-#New amazon product
-#New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
-#New car flipping world record set
-#New haircut!
-#New means to help collect more evidence
-#New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
-#new phone who dis
-#New selfy stick you can hold with your foot
-#New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
-#Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
-#NICE MULTIPANTS
-#night sledding deserves a quiet night
-#No guitar without a sombrero
-#No lie, this is delicious
-#no one ever suspected the shovel
-#no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
-#No wants to hear me talk about my cat
-#No way, man! Bento box disappointment.  Lone green pea.
-#no wonder the cat always sits here
-#No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
-#nobody knows the trouble i've seen
-#nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
-#Nope nope nope nope nope
-#Not a fruit
-#Not Again :(
-#Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
-#Nothing new under the sun
-#Notice anything different?
-#Now turn it upside-down
-#Now we're ready to attach the spiders.  Remember, be gentle.
-#now you're hungry too.
-#Office gamification has got out of hand.
-#Oh bother not again
-#oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
-#Oh god is it still following me?
-#OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
-#Oh God! It's happening again!
-#oh god!! the youtube views were not worth it!! they weren't woooorth iiiiit
-#Oh here we go
-#oh I feel a yearning so bad
-#oh look, a penny
-#oh no you didn't
-#Oh No! Not again!
-#Oh no! Not again.
-#Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
-#Oh no, it's the moon
-#Oh shit, not again.
-#Oh, that's where I left them!
-#Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
-#Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
-#omfg, space bugs
-#OMG! Kittens!
-#On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
-#On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
-#Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
-#onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
-#oompa loompa diggeti doo
-#oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
-#Oops.
-#Optimus prime was having a bad day.
-#our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
-#Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
-#Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
-#Oy, my giblets!
-#parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
-#Park and ride
-#Parlez vous Francais?
-#Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
-#passed another hitch hiker
-#peeling back the pages of history
-#Perspective issues
-#Philae lander found!
-#photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
-#Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy.
-#Picasso's illegitimate child...
-#picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
-#PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
-#Pizza TIME
-#Please note that our professional disaster recovery team are working tirelessly to rebuild your data. We apologise for the delay. - xkcloud
-#Please send help.
-#Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
-#Praise robot jesus!  humans, convert and roll out!
-#Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
-#Press 'continue' to abort.
-#Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
-#Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
-#Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
-#product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
-#Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
-#PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
-#Proof: loch ness monster.
-#prototype soccer ball
-#Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
-#quack quack, motherflipper
-#Quite.
-#racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
-#Ramen is squishy and soft
-#RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
-#real letters have curves #Serif
-#really not how I thought I would die
-#Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
-#research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna
-#reverse et
-#rm -rf /
-#Robert'); Drop Table students;--
-#Robots in much better disguise
-#Rollerskating always was overrated
-#run little ghost, run!
-#sad cow is sad
-#Said the duchess to the vicar.
-#Sailor Moon Cosplay Queen
-#sarlac ball-pit!!!
-#Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it
-#Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
-#Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
-#Screw it, here's a cat pic
-#SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
-#senpai noticed me! ^_^
-#share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
-#She's got interesting taste in men.
-#should i see a doctor about this?
-#Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
-#Smile!  You're on Candid Microscope
-#smiling is for optimists
-#So long, and thanks for all the fish
-#So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
-#So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
-#So, it has come to this...
-#so, scientology...
-#So, this happened.
-#So...Magnets, right?
-#Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
-#Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
-#SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
-#Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
-#Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
-#sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb
-#Somewhere, this exists.
-#Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
-#Soon. Soon...
-#Sorry for the potato quality.
-#Spaaaaaaaace!
-#Spiders. Nope.
-#Spring has sprang
-#SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
-#stay away from my eggcorns
-#Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
-#Step 1:  Jump the shark.
-#step one: cut a hole in the box
-#Steve is realxing
-#Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
-#stipple slash of saturn
-#Stop stalin and make up your mind
-#Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
-#such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
-#sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
-#super high intensity training at NORAD
-#SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo!
-#Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
-#Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
-#tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
-#take two, they are small
-#terminal velocity is a myth
-#Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
-#thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
-#Thanks Obama!
-#Thanks!
-#that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
-#That is one dapper bird.
-#That is, in fact, a squirrel.
-#That sweater is so 2013
-#That was when things started to get a little weird.
-#That's gonna hurt on the way out
-#that's me!
-#THAT'S NO MOON
-#That's not a chicken
-#That's not a nut!
-#That's too much, man!
-#that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
-#The basis for fast and furious 13.
-#The best brick joke possible.
-#The birds found the hobbit hole
-#The building blocks of life
-#The Captain Crunch Kraken
-#The cat brought in another bird.
-#the charge of the light brigade
-#The choice is simple.
-#the dark side of the moon, amirite?
-#the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
-#The designers of this camera literally nailed it
-#The Dissolution of Parliament.
-#The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
-#The electric dirk was a better dance move than a weapon
-#The ents met the triffids
-#the event horizon returned
-#The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
-#the floor is made of lava. send help.
-#The French space program
-#the game no please why do you haunt me the game i lost the game
-#The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
-#The HORROR!
-#The horrors of war
-#The infamous Snow-muon.
-#The knids are hungry
-#The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
-#The last person to be surprised by a selfie
-#the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
-#The Little Borg Prince
-#The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
-#The moon landing was a lie
-#The Moon Will Eat What it will
-#The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
-#The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
-#The newest Olympic sport
-#The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
-#the only people for me are the mad ones
-#The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
-#The Prodigy is in town!
-#The prophecy was true!
-#The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
-#The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
-#the rest is darkness and decay
-#the saddest moment of my childhood
-#The secret to infinite storage space
-#The side of my car. #roadrage
-#The solution to all life's problems
-#The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
-#THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
-#The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
-#The time has come.
-#The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
-#The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.)
-#The unforgiving war on health
-#The view outside of my airplane window.
-#The vlog was better than the movie
-#the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
-#their love was doomed from the start...
-#Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
-#There goes the neighborhood...
-#there is none of this left in the men's room #help
-#There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
-#There's a third bump, growing fast
-#There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
-#These aren't my sandwiches
-#These cravings will never stop
-#These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
-#These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
-#THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
-#they said be careful, we said yolo
-#they said we couldn't play god
-#this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie
-#This apple got a face on it dog
-#This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
-#This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
-#this didn't last long.
-#this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
-#this guy keeps following me
-#This is a cat
-#This is a good idea
-#this is just a tribute #thed
-#THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it.  If you don't think about it too much.
-#this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
-#This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
-#This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
-#This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
-#This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world.
-#This is what i had for breakfast
-#This is why we can't have good things
-#This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
-#This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
-#This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
-#This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
-#This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
-#This needs a motivational text
-#This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
-#this one's over 15 kt bitches!
-#this was in the bible
-#this was my inspiration
-#this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
-#those weren't Altoids.
-#Threaten large birds... check.
-#Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
-#Time to reap the whirlwind!
-#tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
-#To get to the other tree and leaf!
-#To infinity and Birdyond!
-#Today i am a Chinese clock
-#today's to do list
-#Too many quixotes, not enough giants
-#Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
-#too much lens flare?
-#Top of the world
-#TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA.
-#toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
-#Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird.
-#Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
-#Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
-#T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
-#Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
-#True Self-Control
-#truly, i am euphoric
-#TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
-#Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
-#Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
-#Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
-#two great tastes that go great together
-#Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
-#Ugh, i'll never understand art.
-#uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
-#Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
-#unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
-#Universe man, Universe man...
-#Unzipped sock
-#Use the force responsibly.
-#Visual representation of Dubstep
-#Wait for it...
-#wake up sheeple!
-#Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
-#Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
-#WARRRBLGARBL
-#watch me become the next favorite kardashian
-#Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
-#watching dune on shrooms
-#we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
-#We are not men. we are devo.
-#We can't do it, the moon is in the way
-#We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
-#We didn't start the fire
-#we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
-#We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl
-#We live in a golden age!
-#We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
-#We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
-#Weeeee!!!
-#Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
-#welcome to Argentina
-#Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
-#welcome to the space jam
-#we'll take the next one #CasualRacism
-#Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
-#Well, now this is a thing.
-#well, so much for the space program
-#well, the keys are definitely lost....
-#Whale Selfie!
-#what a bummer
-#What could possibly go wrong™?
-#What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
-#What do you see? I see a cat!
-#what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
-#what to have for breakfast?
-#whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it
-#When pandas have nightmares
-#WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
-#When you get a perfect score on your test
-#when you see it...
-#Where did THAT come from?
-#Where did this road come from?!?
-#Where do I plug this in?
-#where should i put this cool new tatto?
-#where to buy spanish ham ?
-#which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
-#who do you think I am?
-#Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
-#Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
-#who sent me a bobcat?
-#Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
-#Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
-#Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
-#WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
-#why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
-#Why are there ants on my face?!
-#Why do dogs like this?
-#Why do people do this?
-#Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
-#Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
-#Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
-#Why should squirrel learn baseball
-#WHY WHY WHY #WHY
-#Why?
-#WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
-#worst horse ever :(
-#worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
-#Worth it for the karma.
-#would you choose the microwave over this?
-#wow signal deciphered: they want #53 with extra soy sauce.
-#Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work.  #Sorrydude
-#Wow. Just, Wow.
-#wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
-#Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
-#Yeah... never gonna happen
-#Yes, I followed the instructions!
-#you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
-#You must be new here.
-#YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
-#You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
-#You'll never guess what happens next...
-#Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience.
-#Zeus takes his revenge
-#Zoidgebra 101
-==New unprocessed==
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-# Khloe2
-;feed_text
-# #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
-# If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
-# where should i put this cool new tatto?
-# turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
-# we'll take the next one #CasualRacism
-# It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
-# What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
-# new phone who dis
-# this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet
-# terminal velocity is a myth
-# Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
-# should i see a doctor about this?
-# He did say it was edible
-# I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
 # Allons-Y!
-# The Dissolution of Parliament.
+# almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea
-# Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
+# always darekst before the dawn
-# Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
+# Always get a full nights rest
-# mario Kart is harder in real life
+# Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?!
-# Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
+# Am I a Pokemon?
-# Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
+# Amazing optical illusion! Can you see the duck?
-# Threaten large birds... check.
+# Amazing! Discovery! on mars!
-# Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^
+# amazons newest delivery method
-# Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
+# Amirite??
-# Got your nose!
+# An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
-# Making a new house rn brb #Homeless
+# An eight-stringed octopus?
-# I'll just go buy cigarettes
+# AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash!
-# ksp mission success
+# An unsuccessful bike design...
-# All flesh is grass
+# ancient skull loses eye socket in fencing accident
-# That's too much, man!
+# and a bluetooth made of pretzel sticks
-# Where did THAT come from?
+# And so it began...
-# Something seems to be wrong with my car
+# And so the hunt begins!
-# i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
+# and suddenly, popcorn
-# been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
+# and that is the story of the very angry caterpillar
-# Not a fruit
+# AND THAT'S HOW i MET YOUR MOTHER.
-# Cakephants are my new friends
+# And the least of the five evils is....
-# big ben is going down.
+# and then there were nine
-# My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
+# And then, you lightly drill the oven for 15 minutes on high
-# Minister!  We're running out of time.
+# And this, my dear, disproves the coriolis effect.
-# Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
+# And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
-# look what happened to my satellite
+# and to think this is where it all started
-# Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
+# ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
-# Big bowl of star-flakes
+# Angry sofa is angry.
-# that's me!
+# Animé girls don't look at explosions
-# I've made a huge mistake
+# Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
-# All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
+# another day on california public transportation
-# Just another day in paradise
+# Another one bites the dust
-# Not Again :(
+# Another victim of 'got your nose!'
-# I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
+# Antimater Universe wants a hug.
-# 🇺🇸 USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸
+# Ants close in on the tender eye-flesh
-# Worth it for the karma.
+# ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
-# The knids are hungry
+# Any hatchlings in here?
-# First day of school.
+# Anyone craving some soup right about now?
-# unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
+# Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
-# quack quack, motherflipper
+# Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
-# Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
+# anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
-# That's not a nut!
+# Apparently i have retinoblastoma.
-# like my new haircut?
+# Apparently it's a thing now...
-# Crocodile Pink Eye
+# Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
-# now you're hungry too.
+# Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
-# Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
+# Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
-# one does not simply wok into mordor
+# apple's new offering: iscream
-# who do you think I am?
+# Appropriately enough, the jury voted guilty
-# The HORROR!
+# April Fools!
+# Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
+# Are you feeling lucky, punk?
+# Are you kidding me?
+# are you sure this is a commandline?
+# aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
+# Artistic recreation from new fossil find
+# As I place the flowers, I thought, "She will never forgive me for marrying her daughter."
+# As long as there aren't any snake I should be fi- Shit! Snakes!
+# as sir nibbles of acorn surveyed the destruction, he realized that he had forgotten to account for drag
+# As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore.  I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
+# As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
+# As viewed on a Macintosh plus
+# As you can see It's windy out here
+# Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
+# Asteroids hate him!
+# astonishing how xenia flew that plane
+# Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
+# at last, validation
+# at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock
+# At least it stopped bleeding acid
+# At least someone's getting fed
+# at least the last thing i'll ever see is pretty
+# At that moment, something snapped.
+# At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
+# at times like this i ask, "why me?"
+# Attracted to black holes, HELP!
+# australia is not NZ!
+# AUUUGH
+# Aw, man, I hate gelatinous cubes...
+# Aw, yisss!
+# awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
+# AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
+# awkward! . . .
+# Aww, honey, don't cry...
+# Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor!
+# Ayyyy LMAO!
+# back on tinder!
+# Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
+# BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
+# balloon ninja strikes again
+# Banana invasion in progress
+# BANANANANANANANANANA
+# BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
+# Bangarang Motherfuckers
+# Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
+# Bay-bae lolz
+# Bazookateer crossing
+# BDSM bringing another relationship together
+# been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
+# Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
+# Before his untimely death.
+# Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich
+# Belgium
+# Best Christmas gift EVER!
+# best day evar!!!!
+# best easter ever
+# Best funeral ever!!!!! YOLO
+# Best Halloween costume yet!
+# Best map projection ever
+# best republican caucus ever!
+# best snowman ever!
 # Best. Funeral. Ever.
-# Top of the world
-# NO. JUST NO.
-# my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
-# #nofilter
-# The time has come.
 # better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
-# First time posting, please be nice
+# Beyond Level 256...
-# #fallingfromorbit
+# big ben is going down.
-# MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
+# Big Bird, An orwellian Short
-# I CHOOSE YOU!
+# big black orb #shit #soyuzfail
-# what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
+# Big bowl of star-flakes
-# Do my feet look fat?
+# big data strikes back
-# YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
+# bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
-# Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
+# Bird seed companies HATE him
-# Oh no, it's the moon
+# birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
-# Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
+# Birds are less cute the closer they are.
-# two great tastes that go great together
+# Birds: secretly a type of banana.
-# just look at that motherfucking satellite
+# Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
-# I say: nuts to that!
+# bit nosy, aren't you?
-# discovered a new shortcut for making toast
+# Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
-# the event horizon returned
+# Black begins and wins.
-# I've never been so aware of my own hunger
+# Black box recorder
-# 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
+# Blackout @ moscov metros station, i have no idea which way the peron is. #yolo
-# This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
+# blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
-# Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
+# Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne!
-# No guitar without a sombrero
+# bob ross has only become more powerful in death
-# [user was banned for this text]
+# Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
-# I've been robbed!
+# Bomber one on approach
-# Thanks Obama!
+# Bonehenge
-# Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
+# bowTieght!
-# Robert'); Drop Table students;--
+# Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
-# Bangarang Motherfuckers
+# Brb, burning house down
-# ?????????????
+# breakfast in 'merica
-# I put on my wizard robe and hat
+# Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
-# a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
+# Brittish think tank
-# this one's over 15 kt bitches!
+# brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
-# Can anybody help me identify this animal?
+# Bulls don't often sit like this!
-# Sometimes all you can do is wait
+# Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^
-# Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
+# bURMA sHAVE!
-# #me #throwbackthursday
+# Burnination? Huh?
-# #DANGERZONE
+# Burrito night
-# Wow. Just, Wow.
+# But I wanted to see the roof...  #FirstWorldProblems
-# hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
+# But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
-# the first official thing i stole from my college roommates.
+# BUT WHERE DOES THE BLOOD GO?
-# Parlez vous Francais?
+# BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
-# Is this room 101?
+# Cakephants are my new friends
-# if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
+# Can anybody help me identify this animal?
-# Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
+# Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
-# Rock, paper, FACE
+# Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy
-# Snapped this with my phone, what is it?
+# Can't believe what I almost threw away!
-# If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
+# can't make an omlet without breaking a few legs
-# Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
+# Can't stop recovery data,  My eyes hurt
-# in theathers, close to you
+# Cant explain that
-# Somewhere, this exists.
+# Cant sleep, clowns will kill me. Cant sleep, clowns will ...
-# my new toaster has some strange attachments
+# capes are in fashion
-# Ayyyy LMAO!
+# Captain obvious strikes again
-# my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
+# captcha: Enter picture description
-# in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
+# Car broke down on the side of the highway.
-# Everything maKes perfect sense now.
+# Car tiddlywinks proves success
-# my new duvet cover!
+# Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
-# The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
+# Cat tax paid
-# Oh, that's where I left them!
+# Catman
-# I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
+# caught the sunset tonight at midday
-# Found this in my garden, wtf?
+# Ce n'est pas un canard
-# Hoverboard to full power!
+# CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe
-# kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood
+# CERN proves existence of "the force"
-# research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna
+# CERN's soLUtion to a cut in funding.
-# Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
+# cest ne pas un pipe
+# Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
+# Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
+# Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
+# Check out my new OC
+# check out my new pet
+# check out my new sauron fanfic
+# Check out my new sonic oc!
+# Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
+# check out my usb sword!
+# cheese = life
+# Choose your snuggle toy
+# Christ, what an asshole.
+# clever girl.....
+# Click "Like" when you see it!
+# Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
+# Click to show secret text
+# CLOCK FACE-OFF
+# Close the pod bay door, Hal.
+# Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
+# Combining that old vax with a microwave oven was a bad idea!
+# come at me, pro!
+# Come back! We aren't really going to eat you!
+# Come on and Slam!
+# come on iiiiin!
+# Come on party people, put your hands together
+# come on, put on the slippers.
+# Come with me on a journey into time and space
+# Conflicting messages
+# Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
+# conserve yours until the last possible second
+# conspiracy theorists crestfallen after taking photo of platonic ideal rather than its specific manifestation
+# Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
+# Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time
+# Copernicus: The early years
+# CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
+# Cory Doctrow finds Ron Paul's secret Lunar base
+# could anyone help me find my contacts?
+# cowabunga dude
+# cowabunga, dudes!
+# crawling and texting #badcombination
+# crawling in my skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
+# crenellate good times, c'Mon!
+# Crocodile Pink Eye
+# Cruise Kingdom
+# cthulu caught me slipping
+# cthulu wants what cthulu wants
+# Cuneiform writing influenced fence makers for generations
+# curiosity fed the cat
+# Curiosity Stops Sending Photos, Transmits Crude Line Drawings Instead.
+# cuteness depleted after 20 pictures!! #ripoff
+# Da_FEELS###!
+# Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
+# Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
+# Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
+# DAMMIT JIM, I'M A DOCTOR NOT THE DOCTOR.
+# damn tree!
+# Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
+# Damn, two o'clock already?
+# damn. that squirrel's got a ball
+# damned ninjas
+# damnit, another drunken tree in the road
+# Dance contest! #YOLO
+# Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
+# Danger: low clearance
+# Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
+# Dawn of the Bread
+# Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain.
+# Dawn: The Final day
+# Day 12: it's going well I think
+# Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
+# day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
+# Day:38 Bird Disguise works, No one knows I am a Worm
+# daylight savings time always throws me off
+# Daylight spending time!
+# Deal with it
+# Death star model 0.0.73
+# Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster.
+# Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
+# dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
+# Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
+# devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
+# Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
+# Did i remember to lock the car?
+# Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
+# did this exist as a microwave?
+# Diet is working!
 # Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
-# fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
+# discovered a new shortcut for making toast
-# What could possibly go wrong™?
+# Dispatch, I'm not Really Sure we have a Violation Number for this one
-# Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
+# Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career.
-# ack
+# diy abortion
+# Do I look fat in this photo?
+# Do I look like a penguin?
+# Do my feet look fat?
+# Do my feet smell?
+# Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
+# Do the Harlem Shake
 # Do you care to #engage with this #content
-# #lifehacks
+# Do you feline lucky, punk?
-# #duckface
+# Do you have a lighter?
-# Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
+# do you reckon i can feed this to my pet spider?
+# Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
+# Doctor whheeeeeeeeee
+# does anyone know how to get rid of eye worms?
+# Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
+# Does anyone know why it is doing this?
 # does my ass look big in this?
-# #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
+# Does my eye look bloodshot?
-# "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
+# Does my hair look like it's thinning?
-# results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm
+# Does this look infected?
-# I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
+# Does this look like pink eye to you?
-# engage!
+# Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
-# na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
+# dOG SHAMING
-# "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
+# Doing Laundry on the TARDIS is hard. It's why companions wear the same clothes.
-# check out my usb sword!
+# DOMINO'S PIZZA IS MADE OF TURTLES! IT'S MADE OF TURTLES!!!!!!
-# the floor is made of lava. send help.
+# Dominos delivers!
-# too much lens flare?
+# don't be silly, horses cant fly planes.
-# The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
+# Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs
-# I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
+# Don't Blink. Blink and you're dead. don't turn your back. don't look away. and don't blink!
+# Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask
+# Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
+# Don't have a cow, man
+# Don't inhale!
+# Don't Press Turbo boost. Something tells me you should never press turbo boost.
+# Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
+# don't worry, it's part of my plan!
+# Don't you know the Dewey decimal system!?!?!?!?
+# Don't you love it when a pet looks like it's owner
 # Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
-# I dream of death
+# Dons Quixote start their parallel quests
-# I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
+# doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
-# leapfrog, anyone?
+# Down time
-# Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
+# Drat, the internet is leaking again.
-# #delfie
+# drill baby drill!
-# Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
+# drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
-# What a beautiful time to be alive!
+# drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
-# Oh no! Not again.
+# Dryads. that is all.
-# Why do people do this?
+# DUCK CONFUSED ABOUT DRESS COLOR, FEELING DEPRESSED
-# awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
+# Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
-# You'll never guess what happens next...
+# DuckDuckGoes!
-# look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
+# duckface is the new radians
-# Car tiddlywinks proves success
+# Dude Did you know you could smoke almost anything?
-# Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
+# Dude, I can totally catch this!
-# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+# Dude, where's my car?
-# Today i am a Chinese clock
+# Dude!  Dude?  Dude.
-# This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
+# DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
-# Magnificent as fuck
+# Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered
-# the rest is darkness and decay
+# Early stages of Giraffe evolution
-# 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
+# EARTH HAS 4 CORNER   SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY  TIME CUBE  WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION.   4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1  DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
-# I was just trying to install freebsd...
+# Eat my shorts
-# GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
+# Eating my breakfast!
-# welcome to the space jam
+# eclipse o'clock
-# Wait for it...
+# Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard
-# I thought it would be bigger
+# Edward, no!
-# Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
+# Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head.
-# Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
+# elevator be damned, I'm going to keep going until I see myself!
-# So... those were real
+# emergency butter delivery
-# The Captain Crunch Kraken
+# engage!
-# Click to show secret text
+# ESA probe enters black hole - first photos!
-# This elevator has no 'down'!
+# Et boum! C'est le choc!
-# No wants to hear me talk about my cat
+# Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite
-# I don't want to set the world on fire
+# Even More Pictures of My Sweet little babies.
-# I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
+# even the sun cowers in fear!
-# I don't think this is working
+# Evenutally, they'll write moby dick.
-# they're all dead, dave.
+# ever get the feeling you're being watched?
+# every breath you take, every move you make
+# Every day my damn cat makes this face
+# everyday i'm shoveling
+# Everything maKes perfect sense now.
+# everything makes sense now
+# Everything truly IS awesome!
+# Everything's coming up Milhouse
+# Evolution of puzzles
+# Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
+# Exes, am I right?
+# Existance is an illusion
+# Extreme beer pong
+# FACESWAP  lol
+# FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am?
+# Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse.
 # Fancy
-# Ugh, i'll never understand art.
+# father & daughter re-unite!
-# Moses lied to me.
+# Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
-# ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
+# feeding my pet
-# omfg, space bugs
+# FENTON!!! FENTON!
+# Field Trip!
+# File not found ... creating fake file...
+# filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
+# Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
+# finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
+# finally got that squid stache
+# Finally here!
+# Finally, new tires
+# Fire can sometimes be hot?
+# First day at school
+# First day of school.
+# First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
+# First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
+# First post, be friendly
+# First screenshot of portal 3 !!
+# First time posting, please be nice
+# First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory
+# Fish hooks REALLY REALLY HURT
+# Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
+# Flat file viewing
+# Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
+# flying car - it is now officially the future
+# Flying fish had no affect on it
+# FML
+# Fnnnaarrrrr!
+# Foiled again by the bell curve
+# fond this creepy ass painting in my basement. how much do you guys think it's worth ?
+# food crisis strategy
+# for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
+# For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray"
+# For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
+# for science!
+# for you
+# Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
+# Forgot to blow out my candles before I cut the cake
+# forgot to turn the oven off!
+# Formal on top, party on the bottom
+# Fortunately this is posted on Google+, so nobody will ever see it.
+# Found this ancient manuscript, can anyone translate it?
+# found this at a novelty store
+# found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
+# Found this in my garden, wtf?
+# Found this mushroom, thought of you
 # found this on google maps earlier.
-# Check out my new sonic oc!
+# Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach.
-# Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
+# fourier transforms are too hard!!
+# Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
+# free the beast!
+# Freedom in a nutshell.
+# Freshly waxed floors + new socks
+# FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel.  watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
+# fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
+# FUCK NOT AGAIN
+# Fucking CAKE
+# Fulfilling western ideals!
+# Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo
+# funny how we type xoxoxo for kisses but oxoxox for an oxen stampede
+# furrowed mustache
+# Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
+# Gentlemen, WITH OUR ENHANCED surveillance WE NOW KNOW WHAT THE ENEMY IS DOING, BUT WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHY?
+# Gentlemen.  If you find it you are set for life.
+# George insisted there were better things to worry about, but I had a feeling this was important.
+# George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
+# get spare glasses before meeting rod serling
+# Get that camera out of my face!
 # get your ass to mars
-# if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
+# Giant sentient banana found in space
-# Dominos delivers!
+# go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
-# How did I get here?!?
+# Go home Dumbledore. You're Drunk
-# "Space duckin'" By led blimp
+# go home elephant you are drunk
-# Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
+# Go purr yourself!
-# RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!!
+# God i love sesame street
-# Selfie in corner store #35.   $10,000.
+# God Save The Queen
-# reverse microwave oven
+# goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
-# this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
+# Goldilocks party!
-# WARRRBLGARBL
+# gone fishing
-# back on tinder!
+# good old troubleshootin'
-# Damn, two o'clock already?
+# Goodnight moon
+# google bots have uncovered some missing bits
+# GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
+# Google's streetview prank zoomed way out.
+# Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
+# Got a message from an adoring fan today! <3
+# got Peanut allergies #yolo #swag
+# got to meet with charlie sheen
+# Got your nose!
+# Gotta catch em all.
+# gotta take big ben down a peg
+# GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
+# Grab that snake, dont let it go, its lunchtime ya'know
+# Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
+# Gravedigging time
+# GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
+# Great ScotT!
+# Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
+# Growing up in Texas, they didn't teach us this part of the water cycle.
+# Guess I'm stuck here #permadeath #lol
+# Guess that "sun" was really important after all
+# Guess where I'm taking this photo from.
+# Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
+# Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
+# GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
+# Guys, I Found a Unicorn!
+# Guys, this picture is awful
+# ha ha ha... no.
+# Had to settle for a beard
+# haha oh my cat
+# haha! i am dead inside!
+# Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
+# HAN SHOT THIRD #YOLO
+# Happy Birthday, M C Escher
+# Happy Birthday!
+# Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
+# has anyone seen my force field generator?
+# Has science gone too far?
+# Hasbro's new product targets both the small girl and the adult male demographics.
+# Hat in the cat strike back!
+# Have fun in the Alps lol
+# Have fun stormin' da castle.
+# Have you closed the airlock before we took off?
+# Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
+# have you heard?
+# Have you two seen a small person come through here recently? He may have been carying a blue sword.
+# havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH!
+# He did say it was edible
+# He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
+# he is so cool
+# He left me! :ccc
+# He nailed it!
+# He thought 'chutes were for the insecure
+# He was never seen again
+# He's been there for three days
+# hello darkness my old friend
+# Hello earthlings
+# hello you're on car talk
+# help being attacked by wormsaaaaaagghh
+# HELP I'M just a pheasant
+# Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
+# help wanted. inquire within.
+# Help! HELP! I need an adult
+# Help! my mustache is eating my fammmmmrhmhghhh
 # Here comes the sun, do do do do...
-# My Hobby: freaking people out
+# Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
-# Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
+# Heres a pic of a wild catus, who just saw a balloon
-# that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
+# Hey guys, watch this
-# Fucking CAKE
+# hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
-# we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
+# Hey there cutie
-# Best Halloween costume yet!
+# Hey, check out my new green colored shirt!
-# thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
+# Hey, check out this cool website i found!
-# These aren't my sandwiches
+# Hey, it's windows 7 again!
-# This photo was taken from my iphone
+# hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
-# I guess I only have myself to blame.
+# Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
-# I'm a fighter!
+# hey! check out larry's new aloe vera cream recipe! it works wonders on the skin and lips!
-# Copernicus: The early years
+# Hey! My cloaca is down here!
-# Prius Love
+# hgghjg
-# marvel universe howard the duck returns
+# Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go
-# Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
+# Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
-# BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
+# High Bro, five.
-# My dad in the army
+# His name is robert palmer.
-# Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered
+# Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
-# Stop stalin and make up your mind
+# Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option?
-# I'm a Real Boy!
+# hobbitses
-# Every day my damn cat makes this face
+# HODOR!
-# bowTieght!
+# holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
-# Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
+# Holy Meals on Wheels
-# SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
+# Homework's done, finally time to get wasted
-# Aaaaaargh
+# Homo helicopteris captured in bali
-# australia is not NZ!
+# Honest, officer, that's what happened!
-# #hoax
+# Hope that wasn't a granny knot
-# Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
+# Hoping this makes it past customs
-# ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
+# horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
-# i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
+# H̪̬͚̲̥̠̗̻̿ͦͧ̂͟E͚̞͋͛ ͕͇̦̻͓̻̳́ͫ͌̆͌̽C̢̊ͯ͏̵̣͈̣̯̯͔O͚̲͓͎̟̳̱͐̊̈̽ͪ̓ͪ͞M͖͔̗̮̎̈́͑̏͡È̸̝̹̲̍ͦͤͦ̋̎̀͞ͅS̢̫̮͙̟̭̀̿͜
-# Sun deflation: optimal
+# Houston, we are the problem
-# Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
+# Hoverboard to full power!
-# Nasa is fully funded
+# how can mirrors be real if your eyes aren't real?
-# Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
+# How did I get here?
-# Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
+# How did I get here?!?
-# worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
+# How did the mars rover get here?
-# #Long_Exposure
+# how do i resize the city?
-# The secret to infinite storage space
+# how do I take photos with this?
-# The birds found the hobbit hole
+# how do i turn this off?
-# Bazookateer crossing
+# how do you get the screensaver off?
-# goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
+# How does this work again?
-# "Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
+# How Else dID you think they make Toothpicks?
-# First post, be friendly
+# How is this still a thing?
-# Apparently it's a thing now...
+# How many can there be?
-# I  think I need new glasses.
+# How much absinthe did you say was in this?
-# Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
+# how to make roommate stop pooping everywhere
-# HODOR!
+# How's My new haircut?
-# forgot to turn the oven off!
+# hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
-# I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
+# Hunka Hunka burnin' steel
+# I  think I need new glasses.
+# I 'M out of the acorn
+# I always fast forward through this part.
+# I am a beautiful person.
+# I am become Death, Destroyer of insects smaller than 4mm
+# I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
+# I am infinite.  i am eternal.
+# i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
+# I am the creator.
+# i am wearing a bolo tie
+# I believe in an afterbirth.
+# I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.
+# I blame lack of regulation
+# I blame supernasa
+# I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
+# I broke cookie clicker...
+# i broke it
+# I broke the etch & sketch
+# I call it: "The Futility of American Anything"
+# I call zeno's paradox on this... thing.
+# I can can hear satellites crying in my teeth
+# I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right
+# I can has cheezburger?
+# I can jump that far!
+# I CAN NEVER STOP SCREAMING
+# I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
+# I can take photos with my teeth!
+# I can walk on my hands
+# I can't believe it's not cake batter
+# I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
+# i can't form the words to describe such beauty
+# I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
+# I CHOOSE YOU!
+# i did not account for the flames
+# i do the same thing at frat parties
+# I Don't believe in primordial black holes... I don't believe in primordial black holes...
+# I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
+# i don't even remember taking this pic!
+# I don't get it either.
+# i don't have time for this!
+# I don't know
+# I don't know how to play...
+# I don't know if this is proof of anything other than old habits dying hard
+# I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S SAYING, BUT HE SOUNDS LIKE HE'D MAKE A GREAT PRESIDENT
+# I don't regret pressing the button
+# i don't remember this scene form star wars
+# I don't see how sniffing this globe will help my complexion, but I'll try anything at this point.
+# I don't think I really understand what this is.
 # I don't think that's supposed to go there...
-# amazons newest delivery method
+# I don't think this is working
-# I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
+# i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
-# i'll never get tired of this.
+# I don't want to set the world on fire
-# uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
+# i donna think it means what you think it means
-# Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon!
+# I dream of death
-# damn. that squirrel's got a ball
+# I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
-# If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
+# I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
-# 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
+# I finally killed the weird recognizer that was following me
-# #vampiremirrorselfie
+# I find this picture reflects my soul.
-# The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
+# I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
-# best republican caucus ever!
+# I fixed it guys
-# So, this happened.
+# I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
-# About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
+# I forgot to get a plane
-# New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
+# I forgot to turn the tap off lol
-# flying car - it is now officially the future
+# I fought the law. They won
-# 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
+# I found a three fingered kitten!
+# I found it!!!!!!!
+# I found the missing pieces!
+# i found this ancient manuscript. can anyone translate it?
+# I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
+# I found this little guy in the woods near my house
+# I found this on my arm when I woke up this morning. Can anyone tell me what it is?!
+# I got a new geigerteller
+# I GOT MY EYEBROWS DID
+# I got the job!
+# I got the keys to the city.
+# I got this in the mail today
+# I guess I only have myself to blame.
+# I guess the cat didn't really want to go to the vet
+# I has a sad
+# i hate
+# i hate it when this happens
+# I hate the carnival so much right now
+# I hate this channel
+# I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
+# I hate waking up from a really good dream
+# i hate you.  die in a fire.
+# i have a bad feeling about this.
+# I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
+# I have never been happy
+# I have tasted many fish
+# I hear someone yelling at me... i have no idea why
+# I hope he's not hungry
+# I immediately regret eating that
+# i invented a thing
+# I just bought this
+# I just can't see the point anymore
+# I just don't get recursion.
+# I just joined the Kite Kite Kite!
+# i just want to do existential things with my friends
+# I just want to watch the world burn
+# I knew I nailed it!
+# I KNEW I WASN'T GOING TO BE ABLE TO WALK IN THESE!
+# I knew it wasn't cheese after the first bite, but i didn't want to be rude to God. He worked so hard on it.
 # I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
-# So...Magnets, right?
+# I knew pi would lead to this
-# what a bummer
+# I knew there would be side effects
-# Why do dogs like this?
+# I like this picture
-# #saturday #memories #beautiful
+# I loled my head off!!!
-# Do you feline lucky, punk?
+# I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him.
-# that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
+# I lost my tooth
-# Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
+# I lost my wits
-# rm -rf /
+# I lost my wrist
-# best day evar!!!!
+# i love a good featureless white void
-# Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
+# i love my family
-# I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
+# I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
-# This trebuchet is set to self-destruct!
+# I love star wars!
-# Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy.
+# I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
-# Where did this road come from?!?
+# i miss myspace. *sigh* #thegoodolddays
-# #Toobigtofall
+# I mistook myself for a bird
-# If you're brave enough...
+# I need an adult. -- I am an adult.
-# My selfie stick broke.
+# i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
-# This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
+# i need to do my laundry more often.
-# Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
+# I never get a space ship, I never get anything!
-# it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
+# I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
-# Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
+# I never understood that part of the bibile
-# Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
+# I only wanted a cheeseburger
-# everything makes sense now
+# i pushed this.  was that bad?
-# Visual representation of Dubstep
+# I put on my wizard robe and hat
-# Cant explain that
+# I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
-# i need to do my laundry more often.
+# i refuse to regret this decision
-# Mari-OH
+# I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
-# New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
+# i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
-# the dark side of the moon, amirite?
+# I say: nuts to that!
-# The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
+# I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
-# hello darkness my old friend
+# I sentence you to deliciousness!
-# Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
+# I should not have tried those shrooms...
-# Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
+# I should really separate those
-# SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo!
+# I solved the debt crisis!
-# Alan?
+# I still say it looks White and Gold!
-# The prophecy was true!
+# I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
-# found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
+# I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
-# Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
+# I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST!
-# Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
+# I think I can... I think I can
-# #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
+# I think I have too many swords
-# Nothing new under the sun
+# I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter
-# whoops GPS error
+# I think i lost my dorsal fin
-# my friend posing while a plane flies by
+# I think i made a point!
-# The cat brought in another bird.
+# i think i need to get out more.
-# So thats What Jesus did
+# I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
-# NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
+# i think it's working now, ask me anything
-# Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
+# I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
-# SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
+# I think the white balance on my new SLR is off
-# I call it: "The Futility of American Anything"
+# I think there's something here
-# In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
+# I think this is actually kind of a big step for a man.
-# Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
+# I think this is the wrong python script
-# I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
+# I think we deserved it.
-# New means to help collect more evidence
+# i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
-# this was in the bible
+# I thought aircraft carriers were bigger....
-# drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
+# I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong.
-# I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
+# I thought it was a good idea at the time
-# passed another hitch hiker
+# I thought it would be bigger
-# Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
+# i thought maybe if I uninstalled flash...
-# Is this real life?
+# I thought of it, and it happened
-# Dude, where's my car?
+# I thought this ball pit would be more fun
-# Spiders. Nope.
+# I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
-# oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
+# I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
-# The designers of this camera literally nailed it
+# I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
-# Larry asked me to be his wingman
+# I told you to keep the raptors secure
-# Why are there ants on my face?!
+# I trained him to do this, but now he won't stop.
-# Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
+# I used to be like... but then i was all...
-# the saddest moment of my childhood
+# i walk a lonely road, the only road that i have ever known...
-# I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
+# i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
-# Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with cameras
+# I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
-# I wish I could ride in a balloon
+# I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
-# 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
+# I was an adventurer like you, but then i took an arrow to the knee
-# Press 'continue' to abort.
+# I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
-# The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
+# I was going to eat it, but then I found Out It had Gluten
-# Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
+# i was gonna eat that
-# Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
+# I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters!
-# It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life!
+# I was just trying to install freebsd...
-# Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
+# I was late
-# #Hopeicanfly
+# I was making a mind map but I fell off the edge...
-# moo!
+# i was told this came with a bowl of soup.
-# #Nailpolish
+# I welcome our event-driven overlords
-# I solved the debt crisis!
+# I will take that one please
-# Oops.
+# I will use it if it is web scale
-# My server cooling system.
+# I will wear this shirt until one of us dies.
-# well, so much for the space program
+# I wish I could afford the monopolar model...
-# are you sure this is a commandline?
+# I wish I could ride in a balloon
-# damned ninjas
+# I wish they'd standardize the charger
-# These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
+# I wish this was fake...
-# why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
+# I woke up sleeping next to this. #yolo
-# I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
+# I wonder if it will be friends with me
-# The Prodigy is in town!
+# I wonder what will this lead to...
-# emergency butter delivery
+# i wonder why you left me here.
-# I don't think I really understand what this is.
+# I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
-# Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
+# I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
-# Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
+# I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords
-# look ma, no hands!
+# I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
-# Why should squirrel learn baseball
+# I'd call this experiment a success.
-# welcome to Argentina
+# i'd like bacteria a lot more if they smiled.
-# New car flipping world record set
+# I'd like to advise everyone not to eat avocados.
-# i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
+# I'd take the stairs, but...
-# So long and thanks for all the fish!
+# I'd tap dat.
-# This is what i had for breakfast
+# I'd tap that
-# #toothproblems
+# I'll catch it one day
-# Well, you can't fix what isn't broken.
+# I'll just go buy cigarettes
-# 突っ込むところもねい！
+# I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
-# Oh god is it still following me?
+# I'll never fit in!
-# google bots have uncovered some missing bits
+# i'll never get tired of this.
-# hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
+# I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
-# More advantages to USB type c revealed
+# i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
-# Homo helicopteris captured in bali
+# I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
-# help wanted. inquire within.
+# i'M 12 AND WHAT IS THIS?
-# would you choose the microwave over this?
+# I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
-# He nailed it!
+# I'm a bird lol
-# Oy, my giblets!
+# I'm a fighter!
-# 💩
+# I'm a Real Boy!
-# we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
+# I'm a wizard!
-# Need a Haircut
+# I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir.
-# Don't have a cow, man
+# i'm being ironic
-# These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
+# I'm going to be smashed to bits
-# Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
+# i'm just surprised it took this long.
-# The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
+# I'm lost without your love, baby
-# 🇺🇸 USA! USA! 🇺🇸
+# I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
-# i've never felt so alone.
+# I'm never going on chatroulette again
-# For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
+# I'm no longer welcome at the play centre.
-# it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
+# I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
-# Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
+# I'm not even mad. that's amazing
-# It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
+# I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
-# photo proof for you skeptics out there
+# i'm now 75% more efficient
-# Your conspiracy theories are dumb.
+# I'm ready!
-# reverse et
+# i'm really diggin' your shovel
-# What are pixels?
+# i'm so funny and original
-# First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
+# I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
-# Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
+# I'm sorry, I'm gluten free
-# Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
+# I'm, like, a minecraft genie!
-# Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
+# I've been robbed!
-# #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
+# I've discovered a new clean-power source
-# I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
+# I've found a new way to feed the poor
-# Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
+# I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
-# day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
+# i've got hurt feelings
-# GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
+# i've made a huge mistake
-# im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
+# I've made a huge mistake
-# All things considered, it turned out nice again
+# I've never been so aware of my own hunger
-# Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
+# i've never felt so alone.
-# My new cat is awesome
+# I've never felt so empty before
-# may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
+# i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
-# I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
+# I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
-# RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
+# If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
-# capes are in fashion
+# if democracy fails you can count on stalin!
-# It's a Finger trap
+# if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
-# #BROKEN
+# If i am in your dreams at night, in those dreams i want you to describe to me the sources of international law
+# if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
+# If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
+# if only i had friends...
+# if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
+# if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
+# if you got it, flaunt it
+# If you hadn't invented it, it would have to exist.
+# If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
+# if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
+# If you're brave enough...
+# If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
+# If you've got a moustache...
+# Ikea art
+# im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
+# in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
+# In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box.
+# In case you didn't know, that's an entire city running away. Buildings and all. You should run too.
+# In D&D you *are* your equipment
+# In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
+# In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition
+# in line at the dmv
+# In my dreams I'm always strong
+# In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
+# in the future, EVERYTHING will be wireless
+# in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
+# In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
+# in theathers, close to you
+# Initiate evasive maneuver!
+# Ink-blots describe how they see students
+# inner city air conditioning
+# Insert a turnip into the serial port.
+# Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
+# International relationships are getting worse
+# Interns wanted: Must have 5TB+ of Storage Space.
+# intertial reference frame, activate!
+# introducing the yolo distribution
+# is good idea yes
+# Is it a bird, is it a plane, no it is spiderpig!
+# Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
+# is it midnight yet?
+# Is it really today, already?
+# is it wrong how turned on i am by this?
+# Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
+# Is that a new pokemon?
+# is that a war walrus?
+# Is that what I think it is? in my salad?
+# is the eject button meant to do this?
+# Is there a bee on my nose?
+# Is there really any point? FML
+# IS there something in my nose?  #Nofilter
+# Is this a horse man or a duck man? The answer may surprise you!
+# Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
+# Is this an april fools joke?  why did this show up at my door?
+# is this illegal?
+# is this just a fantasy?
+# Is this real life?
+# Is this room 101?
+# Is this too cheesy?
+# Isn't he cute?
+# it all fits together, guys!
+# it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
+# It is never safe.
+# It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
+# it makes sense if you think about it
+# It seemed better in my head
+# It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
+# IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
+# it was an odd place to find a stop sign
+# it was never this complicated when I was a kid
+# It was the rational response
+# It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined  cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
+# It's a cat ass trophy
+# it's a faaaaake!
+# It's a Finger trap
+# it's a metaphor
+# It's a timey-wimey time-lord
+# It's ALIVE!
+# it's bicycles all the way down
+# It's bigger after you put it together.
+# it's called "depleted" 'cause it's heavier
+# it's fun to do bad things
+# it's in a good part of town
+# it's like rain on your wedding day!
+# It's Loch Ness Turtles all the way down.
+# it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
+# It's not a good part of town
+# It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
+# it's not what you think
+# it's only awkward if you think it's awkward #awkotaco
+# It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life!
+# it's pretty dark in this box
+# It's smaller on the outside
+# It's the great pumpkin, Charlie Brown!
+# It's the little things
+# it's the minecraft world
+# Jesus Wept
+# Jet fuel *can* melt steal beams.
+# Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
+# Jet memes cant fuel steel belts
+# Job interview today.
+# John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much
+# John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
+# Joining the illuminati was the best decision EVER!
+# Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
+# Jugghead got nothing on me :p
+# Just a little more to the right
+# just another cat video
+# Just another day in paradise
+# Just another standard morning coffee
+# Just combing my M.C. Escher
+# just cos()
+# just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
+# Just Got A new camera phone!
+# Just hangin' around
+# just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever
+# just look at that motherfucking satellite
+# Just not myself today.
+# Just one of those days
+# just playing with my pet
+# Just prior to learning I should have paid more attention in Kinematics.
+# Just some home decorating
+# Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares.
+# just two more trips over the horizon
+# kang, do i look good in this?
+# keep on truckin...
+# Khan!
+# Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
+# kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood
+# Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
+# ksp mission success
+# Lack of cucumbers
+# ladies
+# Larry asked me to be his wingman
+# last march of the ents
+# Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
+# Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh.
+# leaked photo of hellraiser reboot
+# leapfrog, anyone?
+# Leave this one adrift, Ishmael. Let the ocean take her
+# Legal Issues
+# Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
+# lemme at dem boigas!!!
+# Lemons don't smell like cheese when you burn them.
+# Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
+# Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
+# Let's have a blinking contest
+# Let's play "Guess what andy the anaconda ate"
+# LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE.
+# Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back
+# Life is a matter of perspective, really.
+# Life is cruel and unyielding, and what must be must be
+# Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
+# Life on the moon.
+# Life outside the matrix
+# Light traffic today.
+# Like a G6, baby, like a g6
+# like my new haircut?
+# Like my new nails?
+# Likes grains of sand in an hourglass...
+# linux compatible toaster at last!
+# Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
 # lol, no i didn't jump
-# Mentos and lava
+# London
-# Birds are less cute the closer they are.
+# london bridge gets a songg, where is mine?
-# YES
+# Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
-# I blame supernasa
+# Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
-# He was never seen again
+# Look at me jumping!
-# and suddenly, popcorn
+# look at me, i'm from England!
-# I never understood that part of the bibile
+# Look at my dollar coin
-# My baby is learning how to write!
+# Look at my new blue dress!
-# I have tasted many fish
+# look at my new dog!
-# #nomakeup #justnatural
+# look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
-# So, it has come to this...
+# Look at that fart propulsion
-# Who stepped on my pop tart?
+# Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
-# This needs a motivational text
+# Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
-# Perspective issues
+# look into my eyes, look deep into my eyes.
-# #flavorbomb
+# look ma, no hands!
-# Bay-bae lolz
+# Look man, it's never gonna happen
-# my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
+# Look out!
-# Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work.  #Sorrydude
+# Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
-# sarlac ball-pit!!!
+# Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
-# Said the duchess to the vicar.
+# look what happened to my satellite
-# take two, they are small
+# look what i found underneath my pillow
-# Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
+# Look what I just ordered on amazon.com!
-# #illuminati
+# look what the doctors found in me!
-# Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
+# Looks like he wants a ride. Should we pull over?
-# Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
+# Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
-# The choice is simple.
+# Los Angeles sure is beautiful this time of year
-# We didn't start the fire
+# Lost in Space...
-# i don't remember this scene form star wars
+# lost my comb again... gonna have to go to work looking like a sexy hobo instead of a sexy businessman
-# about to die lol
+# lost, no gps. does anyone recognize this landmark?
-# Banana invasion in progress
+# Love is creepy
-# The moon landing was a lie
+# love it!
-# Close the pod bay door, Hal.
+# love it!"...The Aristocrats."
-# Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
+# Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon!
-# Like my new nails?
+# Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
-# I can take photos with my teeth!
+# Luuunch-Tiiiiiime
-# Real Eyes Realize real lies.
+# Macklemore concert was awesome!
-# ...Freudian sense tingling...
+# Made in god's own image, yessiree!
-# dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
+# Magnificent as fuck
-# Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
+# Magnified 10,000 times
-# Oh God! It's happening again!
+# Making a new house rn brb #Homeless
-# There goes the neighborhood...
+# Making a selfie.
-# ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
+# Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
-# and then there were nine
+# Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
-# Foiled again by the bell curve
+# Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich
-# i wonder why you left me here.
+# Man in the Moon slumming
-# This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
+# man it's hot today
-# I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
+# Man or mouse? No need to decide!
-# In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
+# Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
-# Wait, am I 30 years too late for Normandy?
+# Man, it's windy
-# I thought of it, and it happened
+# Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
 # Man, that was the best party in my life
-# That was when things started to get a little weird.
+# Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
-# I'm lost without your love, baby
+# Mari-OH
-# Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
+# mario Kart is harder in real life
-# The unforgiving war on health
+# married a cat
-# Self Portrait: Complete.
+# Mars Instant Messenger Prototype
-# devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
+# marvel universe howard the duck returns
-# I lost my wits
+# Massive orgy reaches climax
-# 5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay
+# MATE YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR STICK
-# There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
+# Maths are hard
-# The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
+# Max gentleman
-# birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
+# may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
-# void main() { fork; }
+# Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
+# Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
+# Maybe this counts as clean energy
+# McDonald's 1 Dollar burger explained
+# me and all my friends
+# Me llamo t-bone
+# Me, before the topical ointment
+# Me, Graduation from villain Acadamy
+# Me, when I realised I hadn't packed any Messenger pigeons. Awkward!
+# Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
+# Meet fluffy, just showed up at my door one night
+# Meet the new CEO of my Bank!
+# memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
+# Mentos and lava
+# Meow what seems to be the problem?
+# Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring.
+# Meritocracy is a pipe dream
+# Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
+# Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
+# Minimalist cat
+# Minister!  We're running out of time.
+# Mistakes were made.
+# Mmm, Spider cake!
+# Mmm... Vegemite
+# mmm...vegemite...
+# mmmmm.... Bones....
+# Modern art is getting a little too modern for me.
+# modest pile of dinosaurs
+# Molten steel can't fuel jet beams
+# Monday mornings
+# monkey movember
+# moo!
+# More advantages to USB type c revealed
+# More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
+# morning selfie :-)
+# Moses lied to me.
+# Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday; I can't be sure.
+# Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered
+# Muahahahahahah
+# My 7 picture is upside down
+# My baby is learning how to write!
+# My boss said to use my head to find a lighter alloy for our product. I think I did something wrong.
+# My boyfriend finally proposed!
+# my castles stand on pillars of sand
+# My cat barfed this out
+# my cat got into the *other* catnip
+# My cat is cuter than yours.
+# my cat is sick
+# My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!
+# my children will never understand me
+# my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake.
+# my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
+# My clothes need a wash...
+# My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon
+# My dad in the army
+# My doctor said to take two of these and call him in the morning.
+# my edvard munch housen syndrome is acting up
+# My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
+# my euler circuit is alive!
+# My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
+# My first selfie!
+# my flatmate told me he would cook diner.
+# My four other heads and I are counting on your vote!
+# my friend posing while a plane flies by
+# MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
+# My girlfriend thinks I need to shave my beard.  Thoughts?
+# My God do I hate being right all the time
+# My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
+# My gout's acting up again
+# My halloween costume
 # My hero
-# These cravings will never stop
+# My Hobby: freaking people out
-# Burrito night
+# MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets
-# OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
+# My hobby: photography
-# Man, it's windy
+# My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
-# Steve is realxing
+# My house is my castle
-# I find this picture reflects my soul.
+# my lasik didn't go so well.
-# Field Trip!
+# MY MOUSE GOT A FACIAL TATTOO. WILL IT LIMIT HIS RESEARCH JOB PROSPECTS?
-# Magnified 10,000 times
+# my neighbor got a job as a watchmaker. He stands around all day making faces!
-# Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
+# my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
-# Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
+# my new app for power outages - may need to rethink this.
+# my new boss
+# My new cat is awesome
+# my new duvet cover!
+# my new haircut only exists in another dimension
+# My new haircut!
+# My new neighbor seems a  bit odd
+# My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
+# My new pony <3<3<3xoxo<3<3<3
+# My new tattoo
+# my new toaster has some strange attachments
+# My next tattoo! It means "strength and Bravery".
+# My nieghbor totoro loses his mind
+# My nose will grow now.
+# My parents took away my phone privileges
+# my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
+# My roomba is slower than normal
+# My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
+# My roommate ordered pizza - I didn't save him any.
+# my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
+# My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
+# My selfie stick broke.
+# My server cooling system.
+# my taco face
 # My tastes are very... singular
-# Do I look like a penguin?
+# my time machine isn't working again! D:
-# Grab that snake, dont let it go, its lunchtime ya'know
+# my toothache has got worse recently
-# One of those mornings...
+# My trip to Europe #selfie
-# Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
+# My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site!
-# Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
+# my wonderful dad!
-# last march of the ents
+# Myspace tom to ground control-
-# My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
+# mYTH BUSTED!
-# Zoidgebra 101
+# na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
-# stay away from my eggcorns
+# nasa and the Post office collaborate on new postage stamp
-# Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
+# Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
-# THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
+# NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
-# Light traffic today.
+# Nasa is fully funded
-# Always get a full nights rest
+# Need a Haircut
-# Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
+# Neil Degrasse Tyson is having a bit of an odd day.
-# it's only awkward if you think it's awkward #awkotaco
+# Neither the hero this city needs or deserves, still he was the only hero this city had.
-# My house is my castle
+# Never bring a blowgun to a knife fight.
-# #caturday
+# Never divide by zero
-# This apple got a face on it dog
+# Never gonna give you up...
-# is the eject button meant to do this?
+# Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
-# Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
+# New amazon product
-# anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
+# New boyfriend.  Don't know why my parents don't like him?
-# London
+# New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
-# She's got interesting taste in men.
+# New car flipping world record set
-# when you see it...
+# new drupal logo
-# It's the little things
+# New false color imagery from mars curiousity
-# New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
+# New haircut!
-# "Is it symmetric this way?"
+# New headcanon:
-# damn tree!
+# New means to help collect more evidence
-# An unsuccessful bike design...
+# new member of the family
-# A soulful rendition of "old man river"
+# New microwave over cures/causes cancer!
-# My boyfriend finally proposed!
+# New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
-# Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
+# New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
-# did this exist as a microwave?
+# new phone who dis
-# As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
+# new president misuses "literal", becomes a duck
-# It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
+# New selfy stick you can hold with your foot
-# Look out!
+# New Super Mario bros in real life!
-# I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
+# New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
-# our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
+# new tattoo on the back of my head so no one can sneak up on me
-# Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
+# Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
+# Nice leg.
+# NICE MULTIPANTS
+# night sledding deserves a quiet night
+# No good deed goes unpunished
+# No guitar without a sombrero
+# No lie, this is delicious
+# no matter where we go, its always cold
+# No more sorrow!
+# no one ever suspected the shovel
+# No regrets on this new roofing material
+# no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
+# No wants to hear me talk about my cat
+# No way, man! Bento box disappointment.  Lone green pea.
+# no wonder the cat always sits here
 # No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
-# Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
+# No, really; I'm an 8-legged dog. Come Closer.
-# The solution to all life's problems
+# NO. JUST NO.
-# The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
+# nobody knows the trouble i've seen
-# Optimus prime was having a bad day.
+# Nom nom nom
-# run little ghost, run!
+# nomnomnomnom nomnom om nom nom
-# Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
+# nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
-# Step 1:  Jump the shark.
+# Nope nope nope nope nope
-# My cat barfed this out
+# Northrop Grumman has released the world's first Macrowave Oven. Enclosed in this prototype is the entire nation of iran.
-# 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
+# Not a fruit
-# Who came first?
+# Not Again :(
-# the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
+# Not all dreams can come true
-# Fnnnaarrrrr!
+# Not as healthy as it looks
-# so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
+# Not even once
-# Is this an april fools joke?  why did this show up at my door?
+# Not even once...
-# whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it
+# Not gonna lie. No idea what this is.
-# today's to do list
+# Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
-# every breath you take, every move you make
+# not sure whether or not to tip him
-# Anyone craving some soup right about now?
+# Note 2: Use a frozen potato
-# Help! my mustache is eating my fammmmmrhmhghhh
+# Note: HUGE SUCCess
-# The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.)
+# Nothing new under the sun
-# FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel.  watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
+# Nothing to see here.
-# really not how I thought I would die
+# Notice anything different?
-# sad cow is sad
+# Notice: thank you for noticing. Your noticing has been noted.
+# Now that I am an adult I can decide what that means.
+# Now turn it upside-down
+# Now we play... the most dangerous game
+# Now we're ready to attach the spiders.  Remember, be gentle.
+# Now where did i leave my ocarina. . .
+# now you're hungry too.
+# Now, It's not every Day you get to be glorious leader
+# Nutritionists hate this simple trick
+# NUTS!
+# Obama pardons Santa claus
+# obsession is a dangerous thing
+# Office gamification has got out of hand.
+# Officer, You could arrest me, but just this once, let's Just Hug it Out.
+# Oh bother not again
+# oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
+# Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with cameras
+# OH GOD HOW DO I COMPUTER?!?!?!!
+# Oh god is it still following me?
+# OH GOD SPIDERS
+# OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
+# OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
+# Oh God! It's happening again!
+# oh god!! the youtube views were not worth it!! they weren't woooorth iiiiit
+# Oh here we go
+# oh I feel a yearning so bad
+# oh look, a penny
+# OH MY GOD A HORSE
+# oh no you didn't
 # Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
-# cest ne pas un pipe
+# Oh no, i've got glue-cose stuck to my hand!
-# SIDE GOER 4
+# Oh no, it's the moon
-# night sledding deserves a quiet night
+# Oh No! Not again!
-# I don't know
+# Oh no! Not again.
-# Ce n'est pas un canard
+# Oh no! Not Again.
-# Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
+# Oh shit, not again.
-# mYTH BUSTED!
+# Oh, Canada...
-# i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
+# oh, god, why?
-# Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
+# oh, is that godot? Finally...
-# As viewed on a Macintosh plus
+# Oh, that's where I left them!
-# share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
+# oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS  COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE"
-# *Tips fedora*
+# Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
-# Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
+# Okay, bradford pears grow *really* fast.
-# I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
+# Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
-# I've found a new way to feed the poor
+# omfg who would wear that hat
-# So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
+# omfg, space bugs
-# I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
+# OMG Becky look at her butt
-# Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
+# OMG I cannot even
-# if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
+# omg too much chiplote
-# Does this look like pink eye to you?
+# OMG TotalLy want that body!! <3
-# I just want to watch the world burn
+# OMG! Kittens!
-# The building blocks of life
+# OMG! r u 4 real?! this is like the best thing evaaaar! #yay #blessed #someonelovesme
-# I told you to keep the raptors secure
+# On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
-# I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
+# On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
-# This is a cat
+# On what planet is this an acceptable shade tree? #Goaway
-# Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
+# one does not simply wok into mordor
-# Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it
+# one electrocution can ruin your entire day
-# We can't do it, the moon is in the way
+# One of the less popular Transformers.
-# I just can't see the point anymore
+# One of these things doesn't belong.
-# PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
+# One of those mornings...
-# The last person to be surprised by a selfie
+# One year ago I looked like this
-# #CATSANDBIRDS
+# only 90 kids will remember this.
-# Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
+# only 90s kids will get this!
-# watching dune on shrooms
+# Only 90s kids will remember
-# sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb
+# Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
-# #notallmen
+# Only way to be sure #nukefromorbit
-# with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before
+# onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
+# oompa loompa diggeti doo
+# OOooommmm bop, bop bop bah boo whop
+# Oops, I forgot the cowboy hat
+# oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
+# Oops.
+# Open wide!
+# Optimus prime was having a bad day.
+# Otters. They are the craziest.
+# ouch!
+# our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
+# Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
+# Our proudest moment
+# Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
+# Ow.
+# Oy, my giblets!
+# Pac-man's missing piece
+# Pacman or ms.Pacman?
+# Pants Optional
+# paper can't substitute the smell of an old kindle
+# parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
 # Park and ride
-# Now we're ready to attach the spiders.  Remember, be gentle.
+# PARKOUR IN ACTION
-# the charge of the light brigade
+# Parlez vous Francais?
-# On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
+# Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
-# Do I look fat in this photo?
+# passed another hitch hiker
-# As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore.  I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
+# peacekeeping mission is a total success
-# love it!
+# peeling back the pages of history
-# Et boum! C'est le choc!
+# Penguins are people too #equality
-# my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
+# Pentagonal head?  That's nuts!!!   *cough* *ahem* I think you mean bolts.
-# whiskers expecting a new friend :)
+# Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
-# The horrors of war
+# Perspective issues
-# A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
+# Philae lander found!
-# The rook is getting closer. Help me.
+# photo proof for you skeptics out there
-# In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition
+# photobombed again
-# this guy keeps following me
+# photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
-# filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
+# Photographic evidence that cookies exist on other planets.
-# CERN's soLUtion to a cut in funding.
+# PHOTOSYNTHESIS HELL YEAH
-# just two more trips over the horizon
+# Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy.
-# Hey, it's windows 7 again!
+# Picasso's illegitimate child...
-# I think there's something here
+# Picked this up at the thrift shop
-# Does anyone know why it is doing this?
+# Picked up this little fellow from the pound!
-# We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
+# Picking mushrooms
-# What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
+# picture of my boyfriend
-# In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
+# picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
-# This is twitter, right? #confused
+# PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
-# #nomakeup #natural
+# Piglet was not amused
-# This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
+# Pintsize what are you doing?!
-# Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
+# Pizza TIME
-# The French space program
+# play it cool
-# cthulu caught me slipping
+# Please note that our professional disaster recovery team are working tirelessly to rebuild your data. We apologise for the delay. - xkcloud
-# I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
+# Please send help.
-# Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
+# Please, please, please not again!
-# introducing the yolo distribution
+# Please. Save yourself.
-# Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
+# Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
-# apple's new offering: iscream
+# Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
-# I'll catch it one day
+# PostPostModern art
-# #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
+# Praise robot jesus!  humans, convert and roll out!
-# Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
+# Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
-# Zeus takes his revenge
+# Press 'continue' to abort.
-# oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
+# Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
-# Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
+# Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
-# #satellite #navigation
+# pretty sure the void is staring back #whenyoustarelongenough #lostsanity
-# I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
+# Prius Love
-# Houston, we are the problem
+# Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
-# Oh here we go
+# product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
-# >< ))*>
+# Prom Night at tentacle monster HIgh
-# Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
+# pronounced duh-jango
-# haha oh my cat
+# Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
-# is good idea yes
+# Proof that dinosaurs and humans coexisted
-# Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience.
+# proof that we didn't actually land on the moon. Americans are sheep
-# Spaaaaaaaace!
+# PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
-# First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory
+# Proof: loch ness monster.
-# I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
+# Prop Failure #Lol#Hustonwehaveaproblem
-# monkey movember
+# prototype soccer ball
-# Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
+# PSA:  If you don't see this, don't ask your embarrassing medical questions
-# #blessed
+# Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
-# oh I feel a yearning so bad
+# Putin Putin in orbit
-# There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
+# quack quack, motherflipper
-# "...The Aristocrats."
+# Quite.
-# my taco face
+# QWANTZ Fanfic
-# Whale Selfie!
+# Rabbits are vicious creatures when their data are stolen
-# Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird.
+# racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
-# Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich
+# Ramen is squishy and soft
-# They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror
+# RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
-# i walk a lonely road, the only road that i have ever known...
+# Real Eyes Realize real lies.
-# Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
+# real landscapes have curves
-# no wonder the cat always sits here
+# real letters have curves #Serif
-# Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
+# Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr!
-# if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
+# really not how I thought I would die
-# worst horse ever :(
+# Really, the star wars prequels are under-rated if you think about it
-# prototype soccer ball
+# Reblog to 500 people or your cat will die.
-# The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
+# rebranding of national park service almost complete
-# Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
+# rehearsals ARE going great! AnD Don't forget to come to the premiere on Thursday!
-# Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
+# release the kraken
-# “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
+# Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
-# The last thing I heard was "I swear this will be fun"
+# Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
-# Muahahahahahah
+# research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna
-# Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
+# results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm
-# Extreme beer pong
+# reverse et
+# reverse microwave oven
+# Riemann should have had this idea
+# RIP SPEAK N SPELL
+# rm -rf /
+# Roadrunner is the new transport minister
+# Robert'); Drop Table students;--
+# Robots in much better disguise
+# rock beats scissors
+# Rock, paper, FACE
+# Rocket pseudo-science!
+# rodeo!!
+# rofl
+# Roll of toilet paper reacts to US Deficit
+# Rollerskating always was overrated
+# run little ghost, run!
+# RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!!
+# sad cow is sad
+# Safety: it's more like 'Guidelines'
+# Said the duchess to the vicar.
+# Sailor Moon Cosplay Queen
+# Sarlac ball pit!
+# sarlac ball-pit!!!
+# Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it
+# Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
+# Saw this outside last night. Is it dangerous?
+# school's out!
+# Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
+# Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
+# Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date
+# Screw it, here's a cat pic
+# searching for brain, found this instead
+# See a carrot deflate a pool ball
+# See it again in slo mo
+# SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
+# SELDOM UTILIZED DIET TRICKS
+# Self Portrait: Complete.
+# Selfie #Nofilter
+# Selfie in corner store #35.   $10,000.
+# Selfie in the morning
+# Selfie with Benedict Cumberbatch
+# senpai noticed me! ^_^
+# sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
+# share and enjoy
+# share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
+# She's got interesting taste in men.
+# Sheena, who dis
+# Ships that pass in the night, and speak each other in passing
+# Should i fall from grace?
+# should i see a doctor about this?
+# Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
+# SIDE GOER 4
+# Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
+# SINgle mom discovers incredible way to overthrow capitalism. you won't believe it!
+# Skydiving #photobomb #shark #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+# slippin' into the future
+# smile for the camera!
+# Smile!  You're on Candid Microscope
+# smiling is for optimists
+# Snapchat with aliens sure takes forever. #damnlag
+# Snapped this with my phone, what is it?
+# Snowman accident
+# So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today!
+# So i found this on my phone?
+# so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
+# So it's true, then.
+# So it's true, then.
+# so like my GF said cutting flowers is like totally bad, but she gets like really pissed if I forget ANY little anniversay, so #ifixed it
+# So long and thanks for all the fish!
+# So long, and thanks for all the fish
+# So long, and thanks for the fistbumps
+# so much for your "Democracy"
+# So that happened
+# So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
+# So thats What Jesus did
+# So this happened.
+# So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
+# So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
+# So, it has come to this...
+# so, scientology...
+# So, this happened.
+# so. sick. of. this. pic.
+# So... the other day, I was minding my own business...you'll never guess what happened next!
+# So... those were real
+# So...Magnets, right?
+# Solo Thumbwar
+# solve all your problems with hemlock
+# Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
+# some men just want to watch the world burn.
 # Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
-# bit nosy, aren't you?
+# Somehow the welcome mat ended up inside the house.
-# Philae lander found!
+# someone just gave me this. I don't know what it means...
-# they said be careful, we said yolo
+# someone take this banana off my face
-# Obama pardons Santa claus
+# Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
-# Best Christmas gift EVER!
+# SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
-# Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
+# Something seems to be wrong with my car
-# There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
+# Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
-# One year ago I looked like this
+# SOmething went wrong while shaving...
-# no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
+# Sometimes all you can do is wait
-# Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
+# Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
-# Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
+# Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
-# John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
+# sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb
-# Meritocracy is a pipe dream
+# Sometimes, a spherical cow is a reasonable assumption.
-# The moon looks weird today
+# Somewhere, this exists.
-# #hashtag
+# Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
-# I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him.
+# Soon. Soon...
-# Max gentleman
+# sorry dad
-# Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
+# Sorry for the potato quality.
-# just another cat video
+# Sorry for your loss, but next time pay attention to where the glass stops
-# this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
-# I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
-# And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
-# I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
-# if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
-# Fire can sometimes be hot?
 # SOYUZ SOLAR ARRAY decimating couch
-# MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets
+# SPAAAAAAAAcE
-# van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
+# Spaaaaaaaace!
-# 3 year olds first lego experience
+# Space from my window
-# Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
+# Spiders. Nope.
-# More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
+# Spring has sprang
-# love it!"...The Aristocrats."
+# SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
-# picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
+# Stalemate
-# NICE MULTIPANTS
+# Starbucks <3 <3 <3
-# Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
+# Starting to regret my OUYA purchase
-# brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
+# stay away from my eggcorns
-# where to buy spanish ham ?
+# Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
-# drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
+# stay out of my house, santa
-# parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
+# steel beams taste best with a dallop of gasoline
-# bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
+# Step 1:  Jump the shark.
-# Jugghead got nothing on me :p
+# sTEP ONE CUT A HOLE IN THE BOX
-# the way of the future
+# step one: cut a hole in the box
-# I was late
+# Steve is realxing
-# i hate it when this happens
+# Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
-# Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
+# still better than last year in ottawa
-# I'd call this experiment a success.
+# Still no martians
-# Unzipped sock
+# still, i think it was a good idea
-# Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
+# stipple slash of saturn
-# We pointed the Hubble into another supposedly empty patch of sky.
+# Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist
-# kang, do i look good in this?
+# Stop stalin and make up your mind
-# Universe man, Universe man...
+# Stop! Hammer time!
-# Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
+# stork carrying a babby rabbit!
-# New haircut!
+# straight out of the hacker's jargon file!
-;prompt_captions
+# Straight outta compton
-# I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
+# Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
-# You'll never guess what happens next...
+# Strangely, my patients don't like this new couch.
-# RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
+# Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
-# Wow. Just, Wow.
+# Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
-# two great tastes that go great together
+# Stupid Bird!
 # Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
-# forgot to turn the oven off!
+# such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
-# Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
+# such lambda
-# Tycoon Simulator 2015
+# Sun deflation: optimal
-# damn tree!
+# Sunrise over the La brea tar pits! #majestic
-# I lost my wrist
+# sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
-# These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
+# sup brah
 # super high intensity training at NORAD
-# Formal on top, party on the bottom
+# Support my kick-starter! A whole new devise with bluetooth and a button!
-# #justnasathings
+# SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo!
-# my friend posing while a plane flies by
+# Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
-# 5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay
+# Sweet, they new red shirts are on sale again!
-# hello darkness my old friend
+# T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
-# The HORROR!
+# Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
-# Why do people do this?
+# tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
-# I say: nuts to that!
+# Take my money!
-# New means to help collect more evidence
+# take that atheists
-# Had to settle for a beard
+# take two, they are small
-# 🇺🇸 USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸
+# taken from earth orbit
-# So, this happened.
+# Talking to my fans...
-# What in the hell was I thinking ?
+# Tamper-Proof
-# I found a three fingered kitten!
+# TANSTAAFL... Mostly
-# "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
+# Target Found.
-# this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
+# Teach a fis how to to man... wait?
-# Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
+# Ted Cruz 20-Infinity
-# The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
+# Ted Cruz imagines himself like this and things it's normal.
-# mYTH BUSTED!
+# terminal velocity is a myth
-# The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
+# Terms and conditions apply, actual product may vary
-# Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
+# Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
-# my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
+# Testing my new high-contrast filter outside the unicyclist meet up
-# Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
+# thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
-# bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
+# Thanks Obama!
-# I put on my wizard robe and hat
+# Thanks!
-# #DrinkSaltwater
+# that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
-# Not a fruit
+# That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
-# AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash!
+# That is not how you Ikea
-# me and all my friends
+# That is one dapper bird.
-# In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
+# That is, in fact, a squirrel.
-# In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
+# That makes me very angry...
-# All flesh is grass
+# That sweater is so 2013
-# Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
+# That was one hell of a party last night.
-# if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
+# That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad.  "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed.
-# Come on party people, put your hands together
+# That was when things started to get a little weird.
+# That'll teach them not to misspell my name at Starbucks
+# That's gonna hurt on the way out
+# That's just not very funny
+# that's me!
+# THAT'S NO MOON
+# That's not a chicken
+# That's not a nut!
+# THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
+# that's one nasty burn!
+# That's the princess I want to save
+# That's too much, man!
+# that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
+# thats what she said
+# The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
+# The answer is blowing in the wind...
+# The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
+# The basis for fast and furious 13.
+# THE BEES!!!!!
+# The best brick joke possible.
+# the best stars are sky stars!
+# The birds found the hobbit hole
+# The building blocks of life
+# The Captain Crunch Kraken
+# The castle was in you, all along!
+# The cat brought in another bird.
+# the charge of the light brigade
+# The choice is simple.
+# The co-op and I have been trading our gently used teabags around. Discovering a lot of new flavors!
+# The dark helps me see in the carrots
+# the dark side of the moon, amirite?
+# the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
+# The designers of this camera literally nailed it
+# The Dissolution of Parliament.
+# The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
+# the dog scanned my homework
+# The dress is black and white!
+# The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that in glory and triumph they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot.
+# The electric dirk was a better dance move than a weapon
+# The ents met the triffids
+# the event horizon returned
+# The evolution of fun
+# The Excresence of Indifference (mixed media, 2015)
+# The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
+# the first official thing i stole from my college roommates.
+# the floor is made of lava. send help.
+# The French space program
+# the game begins...
+# the game no please why do you haunt me the game i lost the game
+# The gang destroyed the context
+# The glow cloud (all hail) stopped by today.
+# The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
+# The hills are alive!
+# the hills have eyes
+# The HORROR!
+# The horrors of war
+# The illuminati embarrassed to admit that the "world" they control is only a h0 scale model
+# The infamous Snow-muon.
+# The knids are hungry
 # The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
-# is the eject button meant to do this?
+# The last person to be surprised by a selfie
-# awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
+# The last thing I heard was "I swear this will be fun"
-# I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
+# The last thing we see before we die
-# New car flipping world record set
+# The last thing you see before you die
-# He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
+# the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
-# Said the duchess to the vicar.
+# The less you look at it, the funnier it gets.
-# Light traffic today.
+# The lifts never worked properly in the Volcano Lair
-# Is this room 101?
+# The Little Borg Prince
-# These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
+# The little prince is full of siht
-# Oh bother not again
+# the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books
-# Unzipped sock
+# The machine was supposed to show the future, but it never turned on. I was horrified to realize this wasn't because it was broken.
-# This is a cat
+# The magic smoke escaped :(
-# Eat my shorts
+# The man leaned in close, and that was when she discovered he had clockwork eyes!
-# 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
+# The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
+# the microsoft promised land
+# The Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
+# The moon landing was a lie
+# The moon looks weird today
+# The Moon Will Eat What it will
+# The most diabolical teamup in history
+# The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
+# The new Doctor Who is quite the quack.
+# The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
+# the new usb feels like a step backward
+# The newest Olympic sport
+# The next generation of crypto currencies
+# The ninetys called, and I had to answer.
+# The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
+# the oceans are made of sky tears
+# The one true way
+# the only people for me are the mad ones
+# The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
+# The Prodigy is in town!
+# the prophecy was true !
+# The prophecy was true!
+# The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
+# The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
+# the rest is darkness and decay
+# The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
+# The ritual has begun.
+# The rook is getting closer. Help me.
+# the saddest moment of my childhood
+# The second mouse gets the cheese
+# The secret to infinite storage space
+# The side of my car. #roadrage
+# The signal came from this sector
+# The soap bubble music experiment went rather well.
+# The solution to all life's problems
+# The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
+# The strangest thing subway ever gave me
+# the strategic air control has been exploring alternative revenue streams.
+# THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
+# The taste stays with you forever
+# The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
+# The time has come.
+# The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
 # The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.)
-# I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
+# the Uk space agency is making britain proud
-# Yeah... never gonna happen
+# The unforgiving war on health
-# No guitar without a sombrero
+# The view outside of my airplane window.
-# check out my new pet
+# The vlog was better than the movie
-# Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
+# the way of the future
-# Meritocracy is a pipe dream
+# The weight of life in a starry landscape
-# SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
+# the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
-# That sweater is so 2013
+# The world isn't Flat, it's Sharp
-# #Long_Exposure
+# The Zebra was lying down
-# I don't think this is working
+# the zoidberg axis
-# Thanks!
+# their love was doomed from the start...
-# Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
+# Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
-# You must be new here.
+# Thelma and louise was reaaaaaallll
-# WHY WHY WHY #WHY
+# There goes the neighborhood...
-# #nofilter
+# There is a whole other world in my navel
-# Today i am a Chinese clock
+# There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
-# I never understood that part of the bibile
+# There is no way you can back up that claim. And that's okay.
-# Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
+# there is none of this left in the men's room #help
-# worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
+# there snow such thing as global warming
-# I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
+# There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
-# would you choose the microwave over this?
+# There's a third bump, growing fast
-# discovered a new shortcut for making toast
+# There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
-# marvel universe howard the duck returns
+# There's no more time!
-# I dream of death
+# These aren't my sandwiches
-# I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
+# These cravings will never stop
-# I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
+# These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
-# My hero
+# These night vision goggles don't work
-# Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
+# these pretzels are making me thirsty.
-# I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
+# These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
-# Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
+# THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
-# the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
+# They can see me!
-# in line at the dmv
+# they dont need us anymore
-# Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
+# they had no idea the damage they had done
-# Best Christmas gift EVER!
+# they moved the headstones, but they didn't move the bodies
-# Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
+# they said be careful, we said yolo
-# More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
+# THEy said it was "futuristic" and "useful"
-# This guy...
+# they said we couldn't play god
+# They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror
+# They see me rolling, they hating
+# they told me carrots were good for eye health
+# they told me cat eyes would make me look good
+# they're all dead, dave.
+# They're all watching me
+# They're watching us.
+# Things Lost in couch cushions
+# this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie
+# This apple got a face on it dog
+# This caught my eye
+# this could be improved by laser technology
+# This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
+# This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
+# this didn't last long.
+# This elevator has no 'down'!
+# This explains everything
+# This explains it all
+# this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
+# this guy can't believe what i'm doing.
+# this guy keeps following me
+# this guy took a photo of his food every day for a year, you won't believe what happens next!
+# This guy...
+# This is a cat
+# This is a good idea
+# THis is a love/hate poem.
+# This is exactly what you think it is
+# this is for all you haters who said i'd never make it as a conductor.
+# THIS IS FOR KIBO!
+# This is how we celebrate easter usually
+# This is how you get ants!
+# this is just a tribute #thed
+# This is just like my 5th birthday party.
+# THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it.  If you don't think about it too much.
+# this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
+# This is my birthday gift for you. I hope to see it hanging in your living room!
+# This is no cave
+# This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
+# this is not what i meant it to be
+# tHis is not what i was looking for
+# This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
+# This is still what I had for breakfast
+# This is symbolic.
+# This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
+# This is the last hetero-normative domino Game i plan to attend
+# this is the last time i go skiing @mammoth
+# this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet
+# This is the second worst day of my life.
+# This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world.
+# This is the strangest weasel I've ever seen.
+# this is the weirdest hickey.
+# This is the year of linux
+# This is twitter, right? #confused
+# This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents
+# THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU JOKE ABOUT HALF-LIFE 3.
+# This is what happiness looks like
+# This is what I do on friday evenings now
+# This is what i had for breakfast
+# This is whom the nsa uses to watch you.
+# This is why I don't order take-out
 # This is why I'm not an EMT
-# Is that what I think it is? in my salad?
+# This is why we can't have good things
-# <3 hanging out with saruman
+# This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
-# just cos()
+# This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
-# google bots have uncovered some missing bits
+# This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
-# Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
+# THIS LOOKS SHOPPED. I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
-# Mmm, Spider cake!
+# This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
-# leapfrog, anyone?
+# This man must not realize that it is the whole building moving up and down, not the elevator.
-# welcome to the space jam
+# This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
-# The Zebra was lying down
+# This needs a motivational text
-# Turns out the stars were pentagrams all along
+# This new LP is on fire, yo! I love that warm vinyl sound.
-# It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
+# This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
-# the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
+# This one weird object blocks out the light!
-# Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
+# this one's over 15 kt bitches!
-# Magnified 10,000 times
+# This photo mooves me
-# Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
+# This photo was taken from my basement
-# unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
+# This photo was taken from my iphone
-# I'm not even mad. that's amazing
+# this plot is odd.
-# Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
+# This song describes me perfectly
+# This squirrel really knows how to cook
+# this thing just showed up in my garden. is it safe?
+# This trebuchet is set to self-destruct!
+# this was in the bible
+# this was my inspiration
+# This was the most unkindest cut of all
+# This wasn't a problem back in the usenet days
+# this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
+# This will make sense if you look at it upside down
+# This will require more delta-V than we expected.
+# This would be a great Emoji
+# Thorax Cluster
+# Those Eyes! @_@
+# those weren't Altoids.
 # Threaten large birds... check.
-# I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
+# throwing epic shade!
-# There's a third bump, growing fast
+# Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
-# thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
+# Tic Tac Toe, motherfucker
-# Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
+# Ticks, it's what's for breakfast.
-# Steve is realxing
+# Time time time time
-# A job so boring a bird could do it
+# Time to end the trial run, this was a failure. abort!
-# Do you feline lucky, punk?
+# Time to reap the whirlwind!
-# i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
+# tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
-# Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
+# To avoid going bankrupt, Polaroid activates its subliminal message feature on old photographs to try to get more buyers,
-# 突っ込むところもねい！
+# To get to the other tree and leaf!
-# Spaaaaaaaace!
+# To infinity and Birdyond!
-# Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
+# To the victor go the spoils.
-# It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
+# To weather the storm of outrageous fortune.
-# at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock
+# Today i am a Chinese clock
-# The dark helps me see in the carrots
+# Today was my pets elephant's birthday; He liked the ribbons best.
-# it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
+# today's to do list
-# smiling is for optimists
+# Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
-# my new duvet cover!
+# Too many in line. I'll come back later.
-# Do my feet look fat?
+# Too many potatoes, not enough butter
-# ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
+# Too many quixotes, not enough giants
-# where should i put this cool new tatto?
+# Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
-# MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets
+# too much lens flare?
-# in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
+# too much right beef
-# Found this in my garden, wtf?
+# Took a wrong turn in Albuquerque
-# The time has come.
+# Top of the world
-# is good idea yes
+# TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA.
-# About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
+# toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
-# Pizza TIME
+# Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird.
-# The next generation of crypto currencies
+# transformers, electrical devices that transfer energy between two or more circuits through electromagnetic induction
-# I hate waking up from a really good dream
+# Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
-# Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
+# Travel the length of these massive bison
-# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+# Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
-# The best brick joke possible.
+# Trees on a hill #nofilter
-# Don't have a cow, man
+# Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
-# my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
+# Triumph. Pure triumph.
-# This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
+# true culprit of global warming!
-# These cravings will never stop
+# True Self-Control
-# Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
+# truly, i am euphoric
-# I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.
+# Trurl and Klapaucius at large again!
-# Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
+# TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
+# trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
+# Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
+# Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
+# turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
+# Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds
+# Turns out the stars were pentagrams all along
+# Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
+# Turns out, Hillary deleted my E-Mails too. Honest.
+# Two days on this new diet. How do I look?
+# two great tastes that go great together
+# Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
+# Tycoon Simulator 2015
+# Ugh, I hate how people take pictures instead of just enjoying the view.
+# Ugh, i'll never understand art.
+# Ugh, not the polar vortex again.
+# Uglier than modern art
+# uh... I think I'm going vegan.
+# um no.
+# uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
+# Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
+# unhappy in space
+# unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
+# Universe man, Universe man...
+# unsubscribe
+# Unzipped sock
+# USB SUX
+# Use the force responsibly.
+# using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
+# Using your phone camera is a neat workaround when you have lost your glasses
+# Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it
+# van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
+# Vegans gonna hate
+# vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!!                                             I'm back, and now i'm a ghost.
+# Vegetable-flavored meat, that's how they'll get us!
+# vinyls were always better!
+# Visited mom today
+# visual from Most important meeting today
+# Visual representation of Dubstep
+# void main() { fork; }
+# Voynic Manuscript ain't got nothin' on this!
+# Wait ... what? I don't even...
+# Wait a minute. We put the helium in the pool, or the balloon?
+# Wait for it...
+# Wait, am I 30 years too late for Normandy?
+# Wait, what does ⨍(𝕎) represent again?
+# Wait, you can see that too
+# waiting for the toilet for 2 hours? sucker yolo
+# Waiting on hold with the insurance company
+# WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA
+# wake up sheeple!
+# Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
+# Wake up sheeple!!!!!!!1
+# Wake up, sheeple.
+# walked in on my roommate being terrifying
+# Walrus!
+# Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
 # Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
-# Every day my damn cat makes this face
+# WARRRBLGARBL
-# Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
+# watch me become the next favorite kardashian
-# I'd call this experiment a success.
+# Watch me develop an entirely useless skill #butitsfun
-# 99 bottles of beer on the wall
+# Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
-# The solution to all life's problems
+# watching dune on shrooms
-# "Is it symmetric this way?"
+# Waynes World, Waynes world!!!
-# toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
+# we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
-# #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
+# We are not men. we are devo.
-# this one's over 15 kt bitches!
+# We can't do it, the moon is in the way
-# drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
+# We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
-# SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
+# We didn't start the fire
-# If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
+# we do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard
-# emergency butter delivery
+# We fell upstairs and exploded.
-# i'm now 75% more efficient
+# we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
-# Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
+# We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl
-# i was gonna eat that
+# We have finally discovered the secret of the toaster!
-# #bedhead
+# we have the technology.
-# Me, before the topical ointment
+# We live in a golden age!
-# Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
+# We look into each other's  eyes as we drive. it's to show our love.
-# Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
+# We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
-# Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
+# we need to keep our sex life fresh
-# Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
+# We pointed the Hubble into another supposedly empty patch of sky.
-# 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
+# we sail the ocean orange
-# The unforgiving war on health
+# We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
-# go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
+# we'll take the next one #CasualRacism
-# Wait, what does ⨍(𝕎) represent again?
+# We've given up trying to justify this.
-# take two, they are small
+# We've got a problem
-# Allons-Y!
+# Weather's Crazy today
+# Weeeee!!!
+# Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
+# welcome to Argentina
+# Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
+# welcome to the internet
+# welcome to the space jam
+# Well crap, snow's covered everything on earth again!
+# Well, here's a real cock-up.
+# Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
+# Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
+# Well, now this is a thing.
+# well, so much for the space program
+# well, the keys are definitely lost....
+# Well, this is a puzzling development.
+# well, this really puts things in perspective.
+# Well, you can't fix what isn't broken.
+# Welp, there's your problem
+# Welp, we're done here.
+# WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO
+# WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!?
+# Whale Selfie!
+# What a beautiful time to be alive!
+# what a bummer
+# WHAT A MISUNDERSTANDING!
+# What are pixels?
+# what are you complaining about?  three legs are inherently stable!
+# What are you, a dictionary?
+# What could go wrong?
+# What could possibly go wrong™?
+# What do we really know about the dark side of the moon?
+# What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
+# What do you mean, don't talk about fight club?  That's just stupid.
+# What do you see? I see a cat!
+# what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
+# what has begun cannot be undone. God and devil alike has forsaken us.
+# What has science done?!
+# What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
+# what if it's a ghost pepper?
+# What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
+# What in the hell was I thinking ?
+# what is in the box?  Only pain.
+# What is your Pony Personality?
+# what the sun looks like!
 # what to have for breakfast?
-# Why potato why?
+# What, Me worry?
-# back on tinder!
+# What? It's always that color.
-# I broke cookie clicker...
+# what's a lens cap?
-# a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
+# What's this thing here in the bathroom?
-# i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
+# whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it
-# Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
+# when did i put on a bow tie???
-# #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
+# When everything looks like a hammer
-# The soap bubble music experiment went rather well.
+# When he keeps trying to talk to you...
-# too much right beef
+# When I grow up I am *so* getting out of here
-# this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
+# When in doubt, just blow on it!
-# Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
+# When pandas have nightmares
-# look what i found underneath my pillow
+# WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
-# take that atheists
+# When they realised the comets core was yellow, philae started digging and uncovered this!
-# Crocodile Pink Eye
+# when they said samurai robot i thought they meant something else!
+# When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes back
+# When you get a perfect score on your test
+# when you give a chicken hgh, weird things happen.
+# when you see it...
+# When you see it...
+# Where are the three sea shells?
+# Where did THAT come from?
+# Where did this road come from?!?
+# where do all the cheetos go
+# Where do I plug this in?
+# where should i put this cool new tatto?
+# where the streets have no untagged unconnected nodes
+# where to buy spanish ham ?
+# which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
+# whiskers expecting a new friend :)
+# who ate half my cookie?
+# Who came first?
+# who do you think I am?
+# Who dropped this? This is no way to run a student council!!
+# Who is the latest person to be offended by "duck Dynasty"
+# Who knows how to restart Windows 97? Help
+# Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
+# Who needs the Chunnel?
+# Who put import superman in the python configuration script?
+# Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
+# who sent me a bobcat?
+# Who stepped on my pop tart?
+# Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
+# Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
+# Who wants an omelette?
 # WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
-# Things Lost in couch cushions
+# Who's that Pokémon?
-# Here comes the sun, do do do do...
+# whoops GPS error
-# I knew there would be side effects
+# Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
-# Nope nope nope nope nope
+# why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
-# I broke the etch & sketch
+# Why are there ants on my face?!
-# Trees on a hill #nofilter
+# Why can't I eat all this chicken?
-# #vampiremirrorselfie
+# Why did it have to end this Way?
-# I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter
+# Why did the cypress cross the road?
-# Aaaaaargh
+# Why do dogs like this?
-# That's gonna hurt on the way out
+# Why do people do this?
-# london bridge gets a songg, where is mine?
+# Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
-# I think there's something here
+# why do we want to go to space if we're already in space
+# Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
+# Why doesn't congress want these legalized?
+# Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
+# Why potato why?
+# Why should squirrel learn baseball
+# WHY WHY WHY #WHY
+# Why?
+# With a mirror, it's 00:50 right now
+# with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before
+# With this, nobody can stop me!
+# WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
+# Woops, miscounted. sorry.
+# Words, words, words
+# Works fine with a custom linux kernel
+# Worlds saddest bomber drops worlds happiest payload
+# wORRIED ABOUT V2 ROCKETS
+# worst horse ever :(
 # Worst pokemon ever
-# if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
+# Worst roomMate Ever
-# Hope that wasn't a granny knot
+# worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
-# I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
+# Worth it for the karma.
-# I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
+# would you choose the microwave over this?
-# im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
+# Would you like to play a game?
-# That is, in fact, a squirrel.
+# wow signal deciphered: they want #53 with extra soy sauce.
-# Where did THAT come from?
+# Wow, did you see that??!!
-# We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
+# Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work.  #Sorrydude
-# #toothproblems
+# Wow. Just, Wow.
+# wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
+# WTF!?
+# wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
+# Yay, worms!
+# Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
+# Yeah... never gonna happen
+# YES
+# Yes, finally the proof I am looking for!
+# Yes, I followed the instructions!
+# yes, your baby is beautiful
+# Yesterday was not good
+# yo anybody seen my dog, responds to "sauron"
+# You are not a good person
+# you are the jets beneath my wings
+# You can now enter the matrix via homework. education will never be the same
+# you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
 # You did what in my tuba?
-# That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad.  "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed.
+# you didn't have to come if you were just going to complain the whole time.
-# This apple got a face on it dog
+# YOU JUST GOT RICKROLLED.
-# PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
+# you know what they say about guys with big feet
-# It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
+# you know, for kids
-# #Donthate #Truelove
+# You lied to me.
-# should i see a doctor about this?
+# You must be new here.
-# Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
+# You only learn as much as you can put in one Cup of coffee
-# I blame supernasa
+# You want to  know how i got these scars?
-# day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
+# YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
-# That's just not very funny
+# you wouldn't kill a policeman and then steal his helmet!
-# CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe
+# You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
-# oh I feel a yearning so bad
+# you'll NEVER belive what kind of planet those scientists found
-# I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
+# You'll never guess what happens next...
-# Rollerskating always was overrated
+# you're not as good at this as you think you are.
-# filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
+# you've really let me down this time.
-# That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
+# Your conspiracy theories are dumb.
-# TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
+# Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience.
-# If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
+# Your viewpoints offend my sensibilities. please change them.
-# First day of school.
+# Zeus takes his revenge
-# Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird.
+# Zoidgebra 101
-# this was my inspiration
+# ඏ
-# Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
+# ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้
-# Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
+# ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ
-# Don't inhale!
+# ちょっとまってください！
-# My baby is learning how to write!
+# 突っ込むところもねい！
-# Like my new nails?
-# i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
+===Captions without permalinks ===
-# they said we couldn't play god
+Some of these captions were found in the feed text before I started recording permalinks, others have been found in the prompt.
-# Praise robot jesus!  humans, convert and roll out!
-# Oh god is it still following me?
+It is my expectation that these will eventually be found again, associated with permalinks.  Saving here temporarily.
-# When you get a perfect score on your test
-# Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it
-# like my new haircut?
+#  (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
-# The basis for fast and furious 13.
+# ...just no.
-# Just Got A new camera phone!
+# "AS the ancient Israelites broke Mana, we shall break frosted pastries"
-# Just one of those days
+# "Cat-like Reflexes"
-# NICE MULTIPANTS
+# "I Never watch porn"
-# My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
+# (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
-# Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
+# *glomp*
-# such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
+# #beatingheartinabox
-# THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it.  If you don't think about it too much.
+# #drbalanced
-# Are you feeling lucky, punk?
+# #essentialsupplies
-# damn. that squirrel's got a ball
+# #fishy!
-# ack
+# #Hashtag #ironicSelfie
-# racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
+# #hashtag #yinyl #yolo #thanksobama
-# Best. Funeral. Ever.
+# #ivisitedthegrandcanyon #yolo
-# AGHHHHH
+# #NewProfilepic
-# Is this real life?
+# #rememberthetitans
-# He was never seen again
+# #sorrynotsorry
-# new phone who dis
+# #underkill
-# hgghjg
+# <reported for inappropriate content>
-# Robert'); Drop Table students;--
+# 100% legit free hugs
-# bURMA sHAVE!
+# 15 Mindblowing facts that prove jaws was real
-# Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
+# 500 gold for the private show
-# The Little Borg Prince
+# 7 amazing ways of taking off your pants that will surprise you!
-# Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
+# A kid peed in the ball pit, I took action
-# Universe man, Universe man...
+# A land war in asia
-# Fancy
+# Aaaaaaaaaah
-# trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
+# All these science spheres are made out of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.
-# no one ever suspected the shovel
+# always darekst before the dawn
-# That was when things started to get a little weird.
+# Amazing! Discovery! on mars!
-# What, Me worry?
+# And so it began...
-# Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
+# and that is the story of the very angry caterpillar
-# 1 like = 1 respect   1 share = 15 respect   500 respect = 1 cool
+# And then, you lightly drill the oven for 15 minutes on high
-# Mentos and lava
+# Angry sofa is angry.
-# cthulu caught me slipping
+# Animé girls don't look at explosions
-# Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
+# another day on california public transportation
-# Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
+# Ants close in on the tender eye-flesh
-# my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
+# astonishing how xenia flew that plane
-# "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
+# At least it stopped bleeding acid
-# The secret to infinite storage space
+# Aw, man, I hate gelatinous cubes...
-# Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds
+# awkward! . . .
-# that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
+# best easter ever
-# What could go wrong?
+# big black orb #shit #soyuzfail
-# those weren't Altoids.
+# bob ross has only become more powerful in death
-# So long and thanks for all the fish!
+# Brb, burning house down
-# 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
+# BUT WHERE DOES THE BLOOD GO?
-# i do the same thing at frat parties
+# Cant sleep, clowns will kill me. Cant sleep, clowns will ...
-# All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
+# Catman
-# SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo!
+# CERN proves existence of "the force"
-# Hoverboard to full power!
+# Check out my new OC
-# Goldilocks party!
+# cheese = life
-# oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
+# CLOCK FACE-OFF
-# He nailed it!
+# come at me, pro!
-# I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
+# come on iiiiin!
-# This photo was taken from my basement
+# Conflicting messages
-# when you see it...
+# curiosity fed the cat
-# Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
+# cuteness depleted after 20 pictures!! #ripoff
-# #Toobigtofall
+# damnit, another drunken tree in the road
-# #paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
+# Dawn of the Bread
-# [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
+# Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain.
-# Perspective issues
+# Dawn: The Final day
-# I'm lost without your love, baby
+# Day:38 Bird Disguise works, No one knows I am a Worm
-# hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
+# Did i remember to lock the car?
-# At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
+# Does my hair look like it's thinning?
-# peeling back the pages of history
+# Does this look infected?
-# 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
+# Doing Laundry on the TARDIS is hard. It's why companions wear the same clothes.
-# lol, no i didn't jump
+# Don't Press Turbo boost. Something tells me you should never press turbo boost.
-# get your ass to mars
+# Dons Quixote start their parallel quests
-# YES
+# Drat, the internet is leaking again.
-# The building blocks of life
+# Dude Did you know you could smoke almost anything?
-# Cruise Kingdom
+# eclipse o'clock
-# Is this an april fools joke?  why did this show up at my door?
+# Edward, no!
-# Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
+# Even More Pictures of My Sweet little babies.
-# Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
+# even the sun cowers in fear!
-# Starting to regret my OUYA purchase
+# Everything's coming up Milhouse
-# PHOTOSYNTHESIS HELL YEAH
+# FACESWAP  lol
-# FUCK NOT AGAIN
+# First day at school
-# Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
+# fond this creepy ass painting in my basement. how much do you guys think it's worth ?
-# Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
+# Forgot to blow out my candles before I cut the cake
-# And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
+# fourier transforms are too hard!!
-# this is just a tribute #thed
+# free the beast!
-# I got the job!
+# Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
-# I finally killed the weird recognizer that was following me
+# Gentlemen, WITH OUR ENHANCED surveillance WE NOW KNOW WHAT THE ENEMY IS DOING, BUT WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHY?
-# rm -rf /
+# George insisted there were better things to worry about, but I had a feeling this was important.
-# I just can't see the point anymore
+# get spare glasses before meeting rod serling
-# I guess I only have myself to blame.
+# Giant sentient banana found in space
-# Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
+# God i love sesame street
-# #Nailpolish
+# God Save The Queen
-# Stop stalin and make up your mind
+# good old troubleshootin'
-# #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
+# got Peanut allergies #yolo #swag
-# To get to the other tree and leaf!
+# gotta take big ben down a peg
-# welcome to Argentina
+# Guys, I Found a Unicorn!
-# Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
+# haha! i am dead inside!
-# Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
+# has anyone seen my force field generator?
-# Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
+# Have you closed the airlock before we took off?
-# Self Portrait: Complete.
+# have you heard?
-# how to make roommate stop pooping everywhere
+# Have you two seen a small person come through here recently? He may have been carying a blue sword.
-# nasa and the Post office collaborate on new postage stamp
+# Hello earthlings
-# hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
+# hello you're on car talk
-# The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
+# help being attacked by wormsaaaaaagghh
-# “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
+# Heres a pic of a wild catus, who just saw a balloon
-# Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
+# Hey there cutie
-# whoops GPS error
+# Hey, check out my new green colored shirt!
-# For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
+# Hey, check out this cool website i found!
-# the charge of the light brigade
+# hey! check out larry's new aloe vera cream recipe! it works wonders on the skin and lips!
-# prototype soccer ball
+# High Bro, five.
-# A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
+# His name is robert palmer.
-# every breath you take, every move you make
+# Honest, officer, that's what happened!
-# I wonder what will this lead to...
+# how do i resize the city?
-# Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
+# Hunka Hunka burnin' steel
-# Houston, we are the problem
+# I always fast forward through this part.
-# Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
+# i am wearing a bolo tie
-# Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
+# I can can hear satellites crying in my teeth
-# so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
+# I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right
-# My new tattoo
+# I Don't believe in primordial black holes... I don't believe in primordial black holes...
-# Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
+# i don't have time for this!
-# reverse et
+# I found the missing pieces!
-# Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
+# I got the keys to the city.
-# WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO
+# i hate
-# Soon. Soon...
+# I knew it wasn't cheese after the first bite, but i didn't want to be rude to God. He worked so hard on it.
-# Now we're ready to attach the spiders.  Remember, be gentle.
+# i love my family
-# birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
+# i refuse to regret this decision
-# Ce n'est pas un canard
+# I think I have too many swords
-# "I am So. Much. More."
+# I think i made a point!
-# bit nosy, aren't you?
+# i thought maybe if I uninstalled flash...
-# my wonderful dad!
+# I was an adventurer like you, but then i took an arrow to the knee
-# goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
+# I was making a mind map but I fell off the edge...
-# Homo helicopteris captured in bali
+# i was told this came with a bowl of soup.
-# #notallmen
+# I will use it if it is web scale
-# This is exactly what you think it is
+# I wish this was fake...
-# The view outside of my airplane window.
+# I woke up sleeping next to this. #yolo
-# Just another day in paradise
+# i'M 12 AND WHAT IS THIS?
-# Mistakes were made.
+# i'm being ironic
-# New selfy stick you can hold with your foot
+# i'm really diggin' your shovel
-# go home elephant you are drunk
+# i've got hurt feelings
-# which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
+# I've never felt so empty before
-# Can anybody help me identify this animal?
+# if only i had friends...
-# 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
+# If you've got a moustache...
-# In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
+# In D&D you *are* your equipment
-# New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
+# Interns wanted: Must have 5TB+ of Storage Space.
-# My gout's acting up again
+# Is it a bird, is it a plane, no it is spiderpig!
-# now you're hungry too.
+# Is there a bee on my nose?
-# Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor!
+# Is this a horse man or a duck man? The answer may surprise you!
-# Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
+# Isn't he cute?
-# parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
+# It's a cat ass trophy
-# Starbucks <3 <3 <3
+# it's a metaphor
-# The infamous Snow-muon.
+# It's bigger after you put it together.
-# Office gamification has got out of hand.
+# it's called "depleted" 'cause it's heavier
-# The Moon Will Eat What it will
+# It's Loch Ness Turtles all the way down.
-# Got your nose!
+# it's the minecraft world
-# GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
+# Jet fuel *can* melt steal beams.
-# Field Trip!
+# Joining the illuminati was the best decision EVER!
-# AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
+# Khan!
-# Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
+# ladies
-# found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
+# lemme at dem boigas!!!
-# Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
+# Life on the moon.
-# I lost my wits
+# Like a G6, baby, like a g6
-# Oy, my giblets!
+# Likes grains of sand in an hourglass...
-# Oh no! Not Again.
+# linux compatible toaster at last!
-# Me llamo t-bone
+# Lost in Space...
-# [user was banned for this text]
+# lost my comb again... gonna have to go to work looking like a sexy hobo instead of a sexy businessman
-# Oh no! Not again.
+# Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich
-# better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
+# Massive orgy reaches climax
-# Black box recorder
+# Maybe this counts as clean energy
-# Oh No! Not again!
+# Meow what seems to be the problem?
-# Bangarang Motherfuckers
+# Mmm... Vegemite
-# The side of my car. #roadrage
+# mmmmm.... Bones....
-# One year ago I looked like this
+# modest pile of dinosaurs
-# Copernicus: The early years
+# morning selfie :-)
-# about to die lol
+# My boss said to use my head to find a lighter alloy for our product. I think I did something wrong.
-# Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
+# my castles stand on pillars of sand
-# i need to do my laundry more often.
+# my euler circuit is alive!
-# using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
+# My girlfriend thinks I need to shave my beard.  Thoughts?
-# I don't know
+# My God do I hate being right all the time
-# I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
+# my new app for power outages - may need to rethink this.
-# my new boss
+# My trip to Europe #selfie
-# i don't remember this scene form star wars
+# Never divide by zero
-# OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
+# new drupal logo
-# WARRRBLGARBL
+# New microwave over cures/causes cancer!
-# apple's new offering: iscream
+# new president misuses "literal", becomes a duck
-# Larry asked me to be his wingman
+# No good deed goes unpunished
-# Any hatchlings in here?
+# Nom nom nom
-# Bazookateer crossing
+# Not all dreams can come true
-# I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
+# Not even once
-# caught the sunset tonight at midday
+# Not even once...
-# Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
+# Nothing to see here.
-# this guy keeps following me
+# Now where did i leave my ocarina. . .
-# Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
+# OH GOD SPIDERS
-# >< ))*>
+# oh, god, why?
-# the way of the future
+# Open wide!
-# Maths are hard
+# ouch!
-# Sometimes all you can do is wait
+# peacekeeping mission is a total success
-# #saturday #memories #beautiful
+# photobombed again
-# passed another hitch hiker
+# Please. Save yourself.
-# and then there were nine
+# Prius Love
-# share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
+# Prom Night at tentacle monster HIgh
-# Look out!
+# pronounced duh-jango
-# I 'M out of the acorn
+# Proof that dinosaurs and humans coexisted
-# Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
+# QWANTZ Fanfic
-# Cant explain that
+# Rabbits are vicious creatures when their data are stolen
-# Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work.  #Sorrydude
+# Really, the star wars prequels are under-rated if you think about it
-# come on, put on the slippers.
+# rebranding of national park service almost complete
-# I don't think I really understand what this is.
+# rehearsals ARE going great! AnD Don't forget to come to the premiere on Thursday!
-# Fulfilling western ideals!
+# release the kraken
-# How did the mars rover get here?
+# Riemann should have had this idea
-# The horrors of war
+# RIP SPEAK N SPELL
-# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
+# rock beats scissors
-# Roadrunner is the new transport minister
+# Rocket pseudo-science!
-# This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
+# rodeo!!
-# London
+# Roll of toilet paper reacts to US Deficit
-# The ents met the triffids
+# Saw this outside last night. Is it dangerous?
-# #delfie
+# Sheena, who dis
-# Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
+# slippin' into the future
-# Waynes World, Waynes world!!!
+# smile for the camera!
-# brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
+# So it's true, then.
-# Anyone craving some soup right about now?
+# So it's true, then.
-# SIDE GOER 4
+# So long, and thanks for the fistbumps
-# #awefullyNicetractsofland
+# So that happened
-# First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
+# So this happened.
-# we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
+# solve all your problems with hemlock
-# I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
+# Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
-# #flavorbomb
+# Somehow the welcome mat ended up inside the house.
-# #Hopeicanfly
+# steel beams taste best with a dallop of gasoline
-# I wish I could afford the monopolar model...
+# Strangely, my patients don't like this new couch.
-# No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
+# Support my kick-starter! A whole new devise with bluetooth and a button!
-# MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
+# Sweet, they new red shirts are on sale again!
-# Deal with it
+# Ted Cruz imagines himself like this and things it's normal.
-# Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
+# Testing my new high-contrast filter outside the unicyclist meet up
-# onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
+# That's the princess I want to save
-# EARTH HAS 4 CORNER   SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY  TIME CUBE  WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION.   4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1  DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
+# the best stars are sky stars!
-# Nothing new under the sun
+# The castle was in you, all along!
-# worst horse ever :(
+# The gang destroyed the context
-# look what happened to my satellite
+# The little prince is full of siht
-# Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
+# The machine was supposed to show the future, but it never turned on. I was horrified to realize this wasn't because it was broken.
-# I just joined the Kite Kite Kite!
+# The most diabolical teamup in history
-# Parlez vous Francais?
+# The new Doctor Who is quite the quack.
-# "...The Aristocrats."
+# the oceans are made of sky tears
-# PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
+# the prophecy was true !
-# Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
+# The ritual has begun.
-# Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
+# the zoidberg axis
-# truly, i am euphoric
+# There is no way you can back up that claim. And that's okay.
-# Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
+# There's no more time!
-# This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
+# These night vision goggles don't work
-# oompa loompa diggeti doo
+# these pretzels are making me thirsty.
-# I'll catch it one day
+# They can see me!
-# I can has cheezburger?
+# They're watching us.
-# The designers of this camera literally nailed it
+# this guy can't believe what i'm doing.
-# Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
+# THIS IS FOR KIBO!
-# ha ha ha... no.
+# this is the last time i go skiing @mammoth
-# The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
+# This is the second worst day of my life.
-# Day 12: it's going well I think
+# This is the strangest weasel I've ever seen.
-# All things considered, it turned out nice again
+# This is whom the nsa uses to watch you.
-# #livefeed #colonoscopy
+# This is why I don't order take-out
-# The Captain Crunch Kraken
+# This one weird object blocks out the light!
-# oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
+# This wasn't a problem back in the usenet days
-# Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
+# This would be a great Emoji
-# True Self-Control
+# Those Eyes! @_@
-# I should really separate those
+# Ticks, it's what's for breakfast.
-# I loled my head off!!!
+# Time to end the trial run, this was a failure. abort!
-# the floor is made of lava. send help.
+# To avoid going bankrupt, Polaroid activates its subliminal message feature on old photographs to try to get more buyers,
-# I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
+# To weather the storm of outrageous fortune.
-# A soulful rendition of "old man river"
+# Too many in line. I'll come back later.
-# tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
+# Too many potatoes, not enough butter
-# No way, man! Bento box disappointment.  Lone green pea.
+# Two days on this new diet. How do I look?
-# My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!
+# Ugh, I hate how people take pictures instead of just enjoying the view.
-;prompt_posters
+# Ugh, not the polar vortex again.
-# Jaden21
+# unsubscribe
-# Destiny1983
+# vinyls were always better!
-# Horsepower Lovecraft
+# Wake up sheeple!!!!!!!1
-# Eliezer Yudkowsky
+# We look into each other's  eyes as we drive. it's to show our love.
-# Brandi9
+# we need to keep our sex life fresh
-# Frances29
+# Well crap, snow's covered everything on earth again!
-# Jaden Riley Rufio Tolkien
+# Well, here's a real cock-up.
-# Agric Silverfinger
+# well, the keys are definitely lost....
-# Tracy1977
+# what are you complaining about?  three legs are inherently stable!
-# Cheyenne1988
+# What do we really know about the dark side of the moon?
-# Michaela2006
+# What do you mean, don't talk about fight club?  That's just stupid.
-# Chelsea2006
+# what is in the box?  Only pain.
-# S. G. Dukat
+# what the sun looks like!
-# Bool Hand Luke
+# when did i put on a bow tie???
-# Lord Mondegreen
+# When I grow up I am *so* getting out of here
-# Debbie26
+# when they said samurai robot i thought they meant something else!
-# Marie10
+# When you see it...
-# Michelle11
+# who ate half my cookie?
-# Bailey2001
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+# ඏ
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-# Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
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-# I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
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-# the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
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-# As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore.  I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
-# help wanted. inquire within.
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-# Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
-# The view outside of my airplane window.
-# too much lens flare?
-# the event horizon returned
-# Freshly waxed floors + new socks
-# Roadrunner is the new transport minister
-# sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
-# Use the force responsibly.
-# i don't remember this scene form star wars
-# #lifehacks
-# stork carrying a babby rabbit!
-# This guy...
-# Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
-# i've never felt so alone.
-# I just bought this
-# Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
-# The French space program
-# Does this look like pink eye to you?
-# Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
-# That's just not very funny
-# I'm lost without your love, baby
-# George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
-# night sledding deserves a quiet night
-# my friend posing while a plane flies by
-# #nomakeup #natural
-# Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
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-# Oh god is it still following me?
-# The HORROR!
-# I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
-# mYTH BUSTED!
-# it was never this complicated when I was a kid
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-# my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
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-# Notice anything different?
-# Apparently it's a thing now...
-# Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
-# Optimus prime was having a bad day.
-# And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
-# Not a fruit
-# I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
-# using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
-# Why do dogs like this?
-# Bangarang Motherfuckers