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+ | ======Has this hole always been here?====== | ||
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+ | ======I don't know if actually going to Thailand is necessary…====== | ||
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+ | ======Is it common for Thai businesses to have rooftop access?====== | ||
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=====The one with the cats of the one about geocaching in the Pentagon?===== | =====The one with the cats of the one about geocaching in the Pentagon?===== | ||
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Revision as of 19:13, 8 May 2014
- This is a valiant effort to create a transcript for the continually growing dynamic comic 1350: Lorenz
- A permalink is needed (at least at the end of a comic) for every transcript. Else anyone could invent text. Because not all the storylines that was available to begin with will be available today. And without the link no one can prove the transcript here wrong.
- If you complete a part of the transcript then please add a note and a date on which this occurred. Like this:
- This branch was complete as of 2014-04-20. (Taken from the Your computer is literally haunted branch of the BSD story on Why is Python importing Skynet?
More panels/text have been appearing on the comic constantly since its debut (although it seems to have slowed down or stopped already after Easter 2014), so expanding this transcript is expected to be a constant work in progress. We still have many storylines missing. Feel free to add more if you find them! |
Knit Cap Girl:
[Typing on the laptop and thinking.]
(permalink) or (permalink)
Refresh Branch
So you're still refusing to use Facebook?
Wanna build a snowman?
Hey. I hear Godot is in town. Wanna try to meet him?
Did you get my e-mail yet?
- [They leave]
Knit Cap Girl:
Yeah, I'm thinking Thai for lunch
- [The two characters walks out of the building - continue - Hairy looks into a hole in the ground]
Hairy:
Has this hole always been here?
I don't know if actually going to Thailand is necessary…
Is it common for Thai businesses to have rooftop access?
There's a small crack in the pavement
The one with the cats of the one about geocaching in the Pentagon?
Yes. You didn't see me reply burned into the lawn?
Gmail must be down. Let's check it out.
You know. Your car's on fire.
Stupid Tiles Branch
Hairy:
Hairy:
Hairy:
Narrator: Enemy Pikachu used "Theft"!
Narrator: It's not very effective...
Narrator: ...
Pikachu: Um...
Hairy:
Narrator: Enemy Pikachu used "Ink Cloud"!
Narrator: ...
Pikachu: Um...
Pikachu: Well then.
Pikachu: I might have left surprises in that direction.
Narrator: Enemy Pikachu used "Ink Cloud"!
Narrator: It's not very effective...
Narrator:
Narrator: Enemy Pikachu used "Uplift!"
Narrator: It's not very effective...
Narrator: Enemy Pikachu used "Cute Face!"
Narrator: It's not very effective...
Narrator: Enemy Pikachu used "Faceless"!
Narrator: It's not very effective...
Narrator: Where's Twitch when I need help?
Narrator: It's not very effective...
Narrator: Enemy Pikachu used "Abandonment"!
Narrator: It's not very effective...
Narrator: Enemy Pikachu used "Extrude"!
Narrator: It's not very effective...
Narrator: ...
Pikachu: Um...
Pikachu:
Narrator: Enemy Pikachu used "Granite"!
Narrator: It's not very effective...
Hairy: Not idly do the leaves of Lorien fall.
Knit Cap Girl and Hairy: Aaaaa...
[Knit Cap Girl wakes up.]
Knit Cap Girl: Gasp [Goes to his desk.]
Knit Cap Girl: Yawn [Sits at his desk.]
Knit Cap Girl:
Hairy:
Knit Cap Girl and Hairy: Aaaaa...
[Knit Cap Girl wakes up, leaves the bed and finds a boomerang.]
Knit Cap Girl:
Crash!
[Knit Cap Girl runs away.]
Knit Cap Girl: Hm. I was expecting a shark.
[Knit Cap Girl throwns the boomerang again, and it returns to him again.]
Knit Cap Girl: There's a mesage written on it.
[Knit Cap Girl throws the boomerang again. It hits something.]
Crash!
[Knit Cap Girl runs away.]
Knit Cap Girl: I hope it's not a velociraptor.
Hairy: How disappointed are you?
Knit Cap Girl:
Knit Cap Girl: I swear if it's a bobcat.
Knit Cap Girl:
Knit Cap Girl:
Knit Cap Girl:
T-Rex:
Hairy: [Singing] I woke up like this.
T-Rex: Also, your brain is like this house.
[Knit Cap Girl is inside the house. He wakes up from a dream and goes back to his computer.]
Political Thing Branch
[Two politicians are debating on TV.]
Politician 1:
Other spacecraft: We observe your speed to be 38.5%c, and your time is passing at 92.3% the rate of ours. Does this mirror your observations?
BSD Branch
Knit Cap Girl: ??
Knit Cap Girl:
Now I just need to look up what a "beard error" is...
Hairy:
Knit Cap Girl: ARGH!
[They both stop. Knit Cap Girl walks away, her chair turned 180 degrees. Pushing aside the chair, she returns with a fiery blowtorch while wearing goggles.]
Hairy: [holding up a finger] Um.
[Knit Cap Girl's computer was so burned, not only steam is coming out of the computer, but even the desk is noticeably burnt. The cable (apparently also burned) hangs from Hairy's laptop computer. The used blowtorch is clumsily laid sideways be the side of the desk. Both Knit Cap Girl (whose goggles are pushed off his eye) and Hairy are looking at the calamity. The chair is almost out of view. The goggles are on the floor while the chair is nowhere to be seen. Hairy and Knit Cap Girl are walking away from the scene.]
Hairy:
Hairy:
Wait. What's on this other partition?
Hairy:
Hairy:
Why is Python importing Skynet?
Knit Cap Girl: ???
- [Hairy walks in - continue - Hairy is on the other side of the desk with his own laptop computer. Both the computers are connected through Ethernet cable. The two characters are typing on the computer. - continue - The two stop typing.]
Hairy: ???
- [Hairy has stepped back while Knit Cap Girl is checking on Hairy's laptop computer. Knit Cap Girl is reading something of a piece of paper and types on the laptop.]
Hairy:
It’s definitely the dust
We’re doomed
Well, it does have a certificate from cyberdyne systems.
Your computer is literally haunted
- This branch was complete as of 2014-04-20.
- [Hairy and Knit Cap Girl are suddenly floating in the ocean.]
- Knit Cap Girl:
I think my exact phrase was “don’t.”
- Hairy:
- [One shark appear]
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.)
- [Three sharks appears]
Knit Cap Girl: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.)
- [The same image appears again]
Knit Cap Girl: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.)
Maybe we tried guessing the root password too many times
- Hairy:
- [One shark appear]
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.)
- [The same image appears again]
Knit Cap Girl: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.)
- [The same image appears again]
Knit Cap Girl: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.)
OK , maybe sudo teleport * `random-GPS was the wrong thing to type
- Hairy:
- [One shark appear]
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.)
- [The same image appears again]
Knit Cap Girl: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.)
- [The same image appears again]
Knit Cap Girl: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.)
- [Three sharks appears]
Knit Cap Girl: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.)
Which version of BSD where you using?
(Permalink) Hairy:
- [The same image appears again]
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.)
- [One shark appear]
Knit Cap Girl: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.)
- [Three sharks appears]
Knit Cap Girl: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.)
- [A shark and three octopuses appear - continue - they are all gone but there is red blood in the water - continue - the ocean is now clean/empty - Hairy starts swimming away from Knit Cap Girl.]
Knit Cap Girl:
- [The two characters reach a beach and walks out of the ocean – continue – the two walk on in silhouette]
Knit Cap Girl: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.)
- [The two characters reach a beach and walks out of the ocean – continue – they reach a pit in the ground. Knit Cap Girl jumps over while Hairy looks down into it]
Hairy: Suggest a line… (There is no choices - as of 2014-04-20.)