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− | {{ | + | This is a valiant effort to create a transcript for the continually growing dynamic comic [[1350: Lorenz]]. There's a {{w|tree structure}} at the bottom of the page to easily understand the structure of the entire transcript ([[#skip-to-bottom-anchor|Jump to bottom]]). Expand below if you want to contribute building the transcript.<div id="skip-to-bottom-anchor" style="position: absolute; bottom: 0;></div> |
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− | + | '''A permalink is needed''' (at least at the end of a comic) for every transcript because not all the storylines that were available originally are available today and without the link no one can check if the transcript here is wrong. Note that even from a permalink - if you click back, you may not even get the possibility you came from, if there are more than four choices - like in the first panel, but for instance also in the second panel of the refresh choice. Similarly, the choices you have when you choose a permalink won't come in the same order, and if there are more than four, you will again not be certain to have the choice you wish for - to be certain to have all choices, you need to save permalinks on all steps of a story tree. If you complete a part of the transcript, then please add a note and a date on which this occurred like this: "This branch was complete as of 2014-04-20. (Taken from the ''Your computer is literally haunted'' branch of the BSD story on ''Why is Python importing Skynet?'')". | |
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− | :[Description of image for instance: Knit Cap | + | :[Description of image for instance: Knit Cap thinks] |
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': |
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− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''':<br>[Typing on the laptop and thinking.]<br>([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:be7a3304-b685-11e3-8001-94de80a03a29 Permalink]) |
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====So you're still refusing to use Facebook?==== | ====So you're still refusing to use Facebook?==== | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:dcfb0896-b9bc-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:dcfb0896-b9bc-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
+ | :[A green dinosaur appears] | ||
+ | '''Dinosaur''': | ||
+ | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
+ | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | ||
+ | =====I will not submit to peer pressure... Wait I should tweet that, hold on.===== | ||
+ | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:49aad068-b9d9-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
+ | :[Zooming in on the dinosaur's head] | ||
+ | '''Dinosaur''': | ||
+ | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
+ | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | ||
+ | ======Or should I MySpace this?====== | ||
+ | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:3b4e57de-ba1e-11e3-8019-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | ||
+ | ======Tweet. Ironic, because I am in fact a bird. Or is it the other way around?====== | ||
+ | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:15cd0206-ba07-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | ||
+ | ======Wait a second. I don't have a phone!====== | ||
+ | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:f0681688-b9f5-11e3-800f-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | ||
+ | ======I can't reach the 3 key and the Shift key at the same time.====== | ||
+ | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ba92df54-b9da-11e3-8011-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | ||
+ | =====I can only stand so many motivational and cat pics, man!===== | ||
+ | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:4d167904-b9cb-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
+ | :[Zooming in on the dinosaur's head] | ||
+ | '''Dinosaur''': | ||
+ | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
+ | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | ||
+ | ======Go analog, dog====== | ||
+ | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:0ef55296-b9e2-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | ||
+ | ======Memes are becoming memes themselves====== | ||
+ | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:039574c2-ba22-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | ||
+ | ======And judging from their profile pictures, Facebook causes the newly married to turn into infants====== | ||
+ | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:b51e0bdc-ba0e-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | ||
+ | ======They make me so hungry.====== | ||
+ | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ba0e52f4-ba05-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | ||
+ | =====That's right, kids! Now you can have your very own Facebook page!===== | ||
+ | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:413e685c-b9e0-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
+ | :[Zooming in on the dinosaur's head] | ||
+ | '''Dinosaur''': | ||
+ | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
+ | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | ||
+ | ======Narcissism has never been this easy! Back in my day, we had to maually brag about every minor event in our life all over town!====== | ||
+ | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:7c9012e2-b9f5-11e3-800c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | ||
+ | ======It makes all your in-person social interactions more awkward!====== | ||
+ | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:43a4705e-ba22-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | ||
+ | ======Become a retro hipster before everyone else by adopting the most mainstream fad!====== | ||
+ | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:3eda98ec-b9ef-11e3-8003-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | ||
+ | ======Now let's take this crossover to the next level!====== | ||
+ | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:a18985fa-ba28-11e3-8025-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | ||
+ | =====I am Facebooksaurus!===== | ||
+ | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d8fb1a84-b9d4-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
+ | :[Zooming in on the dinosaur's head] | ||
+ | '''Dinosaur''': | ||
+ | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
+ | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | ||
+ | ======I will swallow your personal data!====== | ||
+ | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:fe72267a-ba21-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | ||
+ | ======...of genus ''Socialnetworkus''.====== | ||
+ | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:f70fae72-b9f2-11e3-800a-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | ||
+ | ======I fear the existential ambiguity of irreconcilable proclivities in prepetuity!====== | ||
+ | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:75cba2a0-b9f0-11e3-8009-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | ||
+ | ======And I am two social outlets from being a hipster.====== | ||
+ | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:4b97d44c-ba11-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
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====Wanna build a snowman?==== | ====Wanna build a snowman?==== | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:63eb16be-b9b0-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:63eb16be-b9b0-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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:[They leave] | :[They leave] | ||
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:[The two characters start arguing] | :[The two characters start arguing] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy:''' (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.) |
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:[They walk on] | :[They walk on] | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Nothing ever is | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Nothing ever is | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d23789c4-ba26-11e3-8020-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d23789c4-ba26-11e3-8020-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[Same image again] | :[Same image again] | ||
− | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-04-22.) |
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:[The two characters start arguing] | :[The two characters start arguing] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.) |
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:[The two characters start arguing] | :[The two characters start arguing] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.) |
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======Is it common for Thai businesses to have rooftop access?====== | ======Is it common for Thai businesses to have rooftop access?====== | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:805d9626-b9d0-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:805d9626-b9d0-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
− | :[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] '''Knit Cap | + | :[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] '''Knit Cap''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Yeah. Except over there, it's floor access, since everything is upside-down | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Yeah. Except over there, it's floor access, since everything is upside-down | ||
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======There's a small crack in the pavement====== | ======There's a small crack in the pavement====== | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:4d8f22f6-b9d9-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:4d8f22f6-b9d9-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
− | :[Knit Cap | + | :[Knit Cap thinks] |
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Didn't he get my e-mail about parkour? | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Didn't he get my e-mail about parkour? | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:c85963b2-ba28-11e3-8026-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:c85963b2-ba28-11e3-8026-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[The two characters start arguing] | :[The two characters start arguing] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Why didn't you tuck roll over that cravass? | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Why didn't you tuck roll over that cravass? | ||
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:[The two characters walks out of the building - continue - They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | :[The two characters walks out of the building - continue - They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': |
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I have the funny feeling that you've been on one for some time. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I have the funny feeling that you've been on one for some time. | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:abc7dece-bbb1-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Feeling that you've been on one for some time. '' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap | + | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:abc7dece-bbb1-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Feeling that you've been on one for some time. '' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's. |
− | :[Knit Cap | + | :[Knit Cap thinks] |
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.) |
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<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ab1cc674-bbb1-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ab1cc674-bbb1-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[The two characters start arguing] | :[The two characters start arguing] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.) |
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:[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | :[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.) |
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I'm already on six. Two more and I get cake and a swat team sent to my house | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I'm already on six. Two more and I get cake and a swat team sent to my house | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:aa91d636-bbb1-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Cake and a swat team sent to my house'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap | + | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:aa91d636-bbb1-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Cake and a swat team sent to my house'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's. |
:[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | :[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.) |
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I'm not sure. How good are you rappelling skills? | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I'm not sure. How good are you rappelling skills? | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:cfed42f6-bbdb-11e3-8034-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:cfed42f6-bbdb-11e3-8034-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
− | :[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap | + | :[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] |
'''Narrator''': | '''Narrator''': | ||
:A wild Pikachu appeared! | :A wild Pikachu appeared! | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Yes. There are cats in that geocache. Damnit. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Yes. There are cats in that geocache. Damnit. | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:cffac188-bbdb-11e3-8034-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:cffac188-bbdb-11e3-8034-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
− | :[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap | + | :[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] |
'''Narrator''': | '''Narrator''': | ||
:A wild Pikachu appeared! | :A wild Pikachu appeared! | ||
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</div> | </div> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Sure. We spent almost all the bitcoins we got on kickstarter for this. It better work | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Sure. We spent almost all the bitcoins we got on kickstarter for this. It better work | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d048fa10-bbdb-11e3-8034-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Kickstarter for this. It better work '' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap | + | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d048fa10-bbdb-11e3-8034-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Kickstarter for this. It better work '' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's. |
− | :[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap | + | :[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] |
'''Narrator''': | '''Narrator''': | ||
:A wild Pikachu appeared! | :A wild Pikachu appeared! | ||
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</div> | </div> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">How else can we say that we pentagulated the location of something? | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">How else can we say that we pentagulated the location of something? | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:cf63988a-bbdb-11e3-8034-002590d77bdd Permalink]) ]) - only ''Pentagulated the location of something?'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap | + | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:cf63988a-bbdb-11e3-8034-002590d77bdd Permalink]) ]) - only ''Pentagulated the location of something?'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's. |
:[Hairy looks into a hole in the ground ] | :[Hairy looks into a hole in the ground ] | ||
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.) | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.) | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ee80425e-b9d3-11e3-8007-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ee80425e-b9d3-11e3-8007-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[The two characters walks out of the building - continue - They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | :[The two characters walks out of the building - continue - They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | ||
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<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You’ve been hanging out with the man in the black hat again, haven’t you? | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You’ve been hanging out with the man in the black hat again, haven’t you? | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:7d500e40-bbc0-11e3-8020-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''the man in the black hat again, haven’t you?'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap | + | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:7d500e40-bbc0-11e3-8020-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''the man in the black hat again, haven’t you?'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's. |
:[They walk on both speaking] | :[They walk on both speaking] | ||
− | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)<br>'''Knit Cap | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)<br>'''Knit Cap''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-01.) |
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Guess Google Maps hasn’t updated. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Guess Google Maps hasn’t updated. | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:7c8ba71c-bbc0-11e3-8020-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:7c8ba71c-bbc0-11e3-8020-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
− | :[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap | + | :[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] |
'''Narrator''': | '''Narrator''': | ||
:A wild Pikachu appeared! | :A wild Pikachu appeared! | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Huh. My cellphone should have buzzed. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Huh. My cellphone should have buzzed. | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:7d2f2734-bbc0-11e3-8020-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:7d2f2734-bbc0-11e3-8020-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
− | :[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap | + | :[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] |
'''Narrator''': | '''Narrator''': | ||
:A wild Pikachu appeared! | :A wild Pikachu appeared! | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:2efaab9e-bbd7-11e3-8030-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:2efaab9e-bbd7-11e3-8030-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[The two characters start arguing] | :[The two characters start arguing] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.) |
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You realize my email was about the environment | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You realize my email was about the environment | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:2f0612e0-bbd7-11e3-8030-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:2f0612e0-bbd7-11e3-8030-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
− | :[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap | + | :[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] '''Narrator''': |
:A wild Pikachu appeared! | :A wild Pikachu appeared! | ||
:Enemy Pikachu used "Abandonment"! | :Enemy Pikachu used "Abandonment"! | ||
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</div> | </div> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">When did you do this? You’ve been inside last week. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">When did you do this? You’ve been inside last week. | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:2f1e2826-bbd7-11e3-8030-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''This? You’ve been inside last week.'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap | + | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:2f1e2826-bbd7-11e3-8030-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''This? You’ve been inside last week.'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's. |
:[The two characters start arguing] | :[The two characters start arguing] | ||
− | :'''Knit Cap | + | :'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line... |
− | :'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap | + | :'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.) |
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f542036c-b9d7-11e3-800b-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f542036c-b9d7-11e3-800b-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[The two characters walks on] | :[The two characters walks on] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Why else would there be a gaping hole in the ground? | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Why else would there be a gaping hole in the ground? | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:643da0ac-ba3f-11e3-8035-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:643da0ac-ba3f-11e3-8035-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[The two characters start arguing] | :[The two characters start arguing] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… <br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.) |
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Nope. Just Carl Gustav Horn talking about evangelion till his audience spontaneously combsted. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Nope. Just Carl Gustav Horn talking about evangelion till his audience spontaneously combsted. | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:dd14dd54-ba28-11e3-8028-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:dd14dd54-ba28-11e3-8028-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
− | :[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap | + | :[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] |
'''Narrator''': | '''Narrator''': | ||
:A wild Pikachu appeared! | :A wild Pikachu appeared! | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f84bdea6-b9ec-11e3-8003-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f84bdea6-b9ec-11e3-8003-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | :[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I thought Gmail was around the corner. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I thought Gmail was around the corner. | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:0c3e5c5e-ba42-11e3-8036-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:0c3e5c5e-ba42-11e3-8036-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[The two characters start arguing] | :[The two characters start arguing] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… <br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.) |
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:aa91183e-ba05-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:aa91183e-ba05-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[The two characters walks on] | :[The two characters walks on] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Satan doesn’t like to be called "you". He prefers "you bastard" or "you devil". | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Satan doesn’t like to be called "you". He prefers "you bastard" or "you devil". | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f8152f52-bc56-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f8152f52-bc56-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[Same image again] | :[Same image again] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) |
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible-content"> ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f80549ac-bc56-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f80549ac-bc56-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | :[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… <br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.) |
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f87d55a0-bc56-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f87d55a0-bc56-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | :[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… <br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.) |
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:b8cb58de-ba04-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:b8cb58de-ba04-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | :[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I bet it’s just an outlet from the city of Ember | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I bet it’s just an outlet from the city of Ember | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:662ca9c2-ba2a-11e3-802d-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:662ca9c2-ba2a-11e3-802d-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[They walk on] | :[They walk on] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) |
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:4830f04e-b9ef-11e3-8003-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:4830f04e-b9ef-11e3-8003-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[The two characters start arguing] | :[The two characters start arguing] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You didn’t feed him this week?! | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You didn’t feed him this week?! | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:1ccf1ff8-b9e4-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:1ccf1ff8-b9e4-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | :[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">With a name like Doug, it’s impossible to say | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">With a name like Doug, it’s impossible to say | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">"Doug" is not impossible to say I just did | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">"Doug" is not impossible to say I just did | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:7b539f64-bbd7-11e3-8030-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:7b539f64-bbd7-11e3-8030-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
− | :[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap | + | :[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] |
'''Narrator''': | '''Narrator''': | ||
:A wild Pikachu appeared! | :A wild Pikachu appeared! | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:7b1b0d70-bbd7-11e3-8030-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:7b1b0d70-bbd7-11e3-8030-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[The two characters start arguing] | :[The two characters start arguing] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.) |
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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These stupid tiles... I'll just play one more game. | These stupid tiles... I'll just play one more game. | ||
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:79f036ac-b9a0-11e3-9003-94de80a03a39 Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:79f036ac-b9a0-11e3-9003-94de80a03a39 Permalink]) | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Hairy visits Knit Cap | + | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Hairy visits Knit Cap.]<br>'''Hairy''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | ||
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:4af4a25a-b9a7-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:4af4a25a-b9a7-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[They leave] | :[They leave] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:d8e964d2-baa2-11e3-8015-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:d8e964d2-baa2-11e3-8015-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[They walk on both speaking] | :[They walk on both speaking] | ||
− | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-28). |
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:d8e5d178-baa2-11e3-8015-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:d8e5d178-baa2-11e3-8015-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | :[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-28.) |
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:4c33f8ec-baaf-11e3-801f-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:4c33f8ec-baaf-11e3-801f-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[They walk on both speaking] | :[They walk on both speaking] | ||
− | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-28). |
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:a23d76b4-baaf-11e3-8020-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:a23d76b4-baaf-11e3-8020-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[The two characters start arguing] | :[The two characters start arguing] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy:''' (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-28.) |
</div> | </div> | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ae1cd13a-ba93-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ae1cd13a-ba93-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[They walk on both speaking] | :[They walk on both speaking] | ||
− | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-28). |
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:614f1684-ba29-11e3-802c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:614f1684-ba29-11e3-802c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | :[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Why does that tree looks fake? | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Why does that tree looks fake? | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:63201764-b9f8-11e3-8014-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:63201764-b9f8-11e3-8014-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
− | :[Continues three images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap | + | :[Continues three images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] |
'''Narrator''': | '''Narrator''': | ||
:A wild Pikachu appeared! | :A wild Pikachu appeared! | ||
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:'''Pikachu''': Um... | :'''Pikachu''': Um... | ||
:'''Narrator''': ... | :'''Narrator''': ... | ||
− | :[Hairy and Knit Cap | + | :[Hairy and Knit Cap stands in front of the Pokémon in tall grass]: |
'''Pikachu''': | '''Pikachu''': | ||
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Do you come here often? | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Do you come here often? | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:fb4ca4ec-baae-11e3-801f-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:fb4ca4ec-baae-11e3-801f-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
− | :[Hairy and Knit Cap | + | :[Hairy and Knit Cap walks past the Pokémon]: |
'''Pikachu''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) | '''Pikachu''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I wish I was president of France | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I wish I was president of France | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:5253265c-ba92-11e3-8005-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:5253265c-ba92-11e3-8005-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
− | :[Hairy and Knit Cap | + | :[Hairy and Knit Cap walks past the Pokémon]: |
'''Pikachu''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) | '''Pikachu''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior? | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior? | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:708aacc2-baaf-11e3-801f-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Moment to hear about our lord and savior?'' can be seen in the image. | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:708aacc2-baaf-11e3-801f-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Moment to hear about our lord and savior?'' can be seen in the image. | ||
− | :[Hairy and Knit Cap | + | :[Hairy and Knit Cap walks past the Pokémon]: |
'''Pikachu''': | '''Pikachu''': | ||
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">He shall vanquish us all from this slavery! | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">He shall vanquish us all from this slavery! | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:c65d5358-bae5-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:c65d5358-bae5-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
− | :[Hairy and Knit Cap | + | :[Hairy and Knit Cap walks out of the tall grass - continue - They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] |
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap:''' |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Your GO or your HP! | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Your GO or your HP! | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:524e5c08-ba92-11e3-8005-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:524e5c08-ba92-11e3-8005-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
− | :[Hairy and Knit Cap | + | :[Hairy and Knit Cap walks past the Pokémon]: |
'''Pikachu''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) | '''Pikachu''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d5813986-badf-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d5813986-badf-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[They walk on] | :[They walk on] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) |
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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:[They walk on both speaking] | :[They walk on both speaking] | ||
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br> | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br> | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-30.) |
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:03925256-ba22-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:03925256-ba22-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[They walk on] | :[They walk on] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) |
</div> | </div> | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Are you going insane again? | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Are you going insane again? | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:c7bede60-ba0e-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:c7bede60-ba0e-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) |
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">We should order pizza after this. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">We should order pizza after this. | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:1c91b11e-bab0-11e3-8027-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:1c91b11e-bab0-11e3-8027-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) |
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You haven't said anything in a while... | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You haven't said anything in a while... | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:3be982b0-badf-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:3be982b0-badf-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) |
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Going? | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Going? | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:3d5058fa-baa7-11e3-801e-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:3d5058fa-baa7-11e3-801e-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) |
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:a1d8f278-baa2-11e3-8015-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:a1d8f278-baa2-11e3-8015-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[The two characters start arguing] | :[The two characters start arguing] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… <br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-30.) |
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Or perhaps that was an alternate reality? | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Or perhaps that was an alternate reality? | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:fa4a0bce-ba28-11e3-802a-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:fa4a0bce-ba28-11e3-802a-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
− | :[Knit Cap | + | :[Knit Cap thinks] |
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:8fdae59a-baed-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:8fdae59a-baed-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[They walk on both speaking] | :[They walk on both speaking] | ||
− | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-30). |
</div> | </div> | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I think I'm stuck in the matrix again. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I think I'm stuck in the matrix again. | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:75c18b38-bae7-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:75c18b38-bae7-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
− | :[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap | + | :[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] |
'''Narrator''': | '''Narrator''': | ||
:A wild Pikachu appeared! | :A wild Pikachu appeared! | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:5159e402-bae7-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:5159e402-bae7-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[The two characters start arguing] | :[The two characters start arguing] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… <br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-30.) |
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:742be338-baf9-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Something that happened in the future?'' can be seen in the image. | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:742be338-baf9-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Something that happened in the future?'' can be seen in the image. | ||
:[They walk on] | :[They walk on] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) |
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:5c3da74e-b9ef-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''How to get to 2048. Quick! We need ducks!'' can be seen in the image. | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:5c3da74e-b9ef-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''How to get to 2048. Quick! We need ducks!'' can be seen in the image. | ||
:[They walk on] | :[They walk on] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:7e5493f0-ba4f-11e3-8037-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:7e5493f0-ba4f-11e3-8037-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[Same image again] | :[Same image again] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You should really keep your comment to 140 characters or fewer | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You should really keep your comment to 140 characters or fewer | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:a0fb90c2-baf2-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:a0fb90c2-baf2-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
− | :[Knit Cap | + | :[Knit Cap thinks] |
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) |
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:31935bf6-b9d6-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:31935bf6-b9d6-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[They walk on] | :[They walk on] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:5bb63f6e-ba1e-11e3-8019-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:5bb63f6e-ba1e-11e3-8019-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[They walk on both speaking] | :[They walk on both speaking] | ||
− | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-30). |
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([link Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([link Permalink]) | ||
:[The two characters start arguing] | :[The two characters start arguing] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy:''' (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-30.) |
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">No, it's just caught in your magnetic field. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">No, it's just caught in your magnetic field. | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:6f66aaba-ba20-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:6f66aaba-ba20-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
− | :[Continues three images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap | + | :[Continues three images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] |
'''Narrator''': | '''Narrator''': | ||
:A wild Pikachu appeared! | :A wild Pikachu appeared! | ||
:Enemy Pikachu used "Ink cloud"! | :Enemy Pikachu used "Ink cloud"! | ||
:It's not very effective ... | :It's not very effective ... | ||
− | :[One more image with the Pokémon in front of Knit Cap | + | :[One more image with the Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] |
'''Narrator''': | '''Narrator''': | ||
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Magikarp! I choose you! | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Magikarp! I choose you! | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:99703da4-bae7-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:99703da4-bae7-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
− | :[Continues four more images with the Pokémon in front of Knit Cap | + | :[Continues four more images with the Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] |
'''Narrator''': | '''Narrator''': | ||
:It's not very effective ... | :It's not very effective ... | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Trainer throws a pokeball! | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Trainer throws a pokeball! | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:b16d8ddc-bae5-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:b16d8ddc-bae5-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
− | :[Continues four more images with the Pokémon in front of Knit Cap | + | :[Continues four more images with the Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] |
'''Narrator''': | '''Narrator''': | ||
:It's not very effective ... | :It's not very effective ... | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I think we picked it up at the last river. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I think we picked it up at the last river. | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:a1896f34-ba28-11e3-8025-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:a1896f34-ba28-11e3-8025-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
− | :[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap | + | :[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] |
'''Narrator''': | '''Narrator''': | ||
:A wild Pikachu appeared! | :A wild Pikachu appeared! | ||
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=====I have a lawn?===== | =====I have a lawn?===== | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap | + | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap and Hairy leave the house. They pass by a moat.]<br>'''Hairy''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Hmmm, did you order a moat? | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Hmmm, did you order a moat? | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap | + | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">It helps keep bobcats out. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">It helps keep bobcats out. | ||
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</div> | </div> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I don't remember this being here. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I don't remember this being here. | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap | + | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">It has begun! That's one of the first holes in reality. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">It has begun! That's one of the first holes in reality. | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap | + | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I've been working on a theory that 2048 is a tool for the old ones to open up portals to this reality. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I've been working on a theory that 2048 is a tool for the old ones to open up portals to this reality. | ||
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</div> | </div> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">It looks like I can see Moria from here. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">It looks like I can see Moria from here. | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap | + | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You see Moria from everywhere, Dave. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You see Moria from everywhere, Dave. | ||
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</div> | </div> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Yeah, who did you think gave them a balrog? | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Yeah, who did you think gave them a balrog? | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap | + | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">One does not simple "give" a balrog. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">One does not simple "give" a balrog. | ||
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</div> | </div> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Moria is an anagram of Mario! | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Moria is an anagram of Mario! | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap | + | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap and Hairy pass by a tree.]<br>'''Hairy''': Not idly do the leaves of Lorien fall. |
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | ||
=====I hope it's not a bobcat this time.===== | =====I hope it's not a bobcat this time.===== | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[A giant hole appears and they fall into it.]<br>Knit Cap | + | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[A giant hole appears and they fall into it.]<br>Knit Cap and Hairy: Aaaaa...<br>[Knit Cap wakes up.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': Gasp [Goes to his desk.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': Yawn [Sits at his desk.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Might as well clear more tiles. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Might as well clear more tiles. | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Hairy visits Knit Cap | + | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Hairy visits Knit Cap again.]<br>'''Hairy''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Um, there's a hole in your lawn... | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Um, there's a hole in your lawn... | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap | + | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">If it doesn't lead to a 1024 tile, I'm leaving. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">If it doesn't lead to a 1024 tile, I'm leaving. | ||
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</div> | </div> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I just had a dream about that. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I just had a dream about that. | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap | + | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap and Hairy go outside again and fall in the hole again~.]<br>'''Knit Cap and Hairy''': Aaaaa...<br>[Knit Cap wakes up, leaves the bed and finds a boomerang.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">It looks like is [sic] fell from space. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">It looks like is [sic] fell from space. | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap | + | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap throwns the boomerang away and it hits something.]<br>Crash!<br>[Knit Cap runs away.] |
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I hope this isn't just another one of those dreams that keeps coming back at you. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I hope this isn't just another one of those dreams that keeps coming back at you. | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap | + | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap throws the boomerang twice, only for it to return to him both times.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': Hm. I was expecting a shark.<br>[Knit Cap throwns the boomerang again, and it returns to him again.] |
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I hope this was not thrown by a bobcat. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I hope this was not thrown by a bobcat. | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap | + | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap throws the boomerang, only for it to return to him .]<br>'''Knit Cap''': There's a mesage written on it.<br>[Knit Cap throws the boomerang again. It hits something.]<br>Crash!<br>[Knit Cap runs away.] |
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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</div> | </div> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">There's somewhere [sic] weird out on the lawn. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">There's somewhere [sic] weird out on the lawn. | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap | + | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">This seems familiar. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">This seems familiar. | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap | + | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap and Hairy go outside.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': I hope it's not a velociraptor. |
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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</div> | </div> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I hope it's not a giant hole. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I hope it's not a giant hole. | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap | + | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap and Hairy go outside. They pass by a tree.]<br>'''Hairy''': How disappointed are you?<br>'''Knit Cap''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I was expecting a bobcat. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I was expecting a bobcat. | ||
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</div> | </div> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Hey do you know why there's a giant hole in the yard? | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Hey do you know why there's a giant hole in the yard? | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap | + | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap and Hairy go outside.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': I swear if it's a bobcat.<br>'''Knit Cap''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Why did you bring me here? | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Why did you bring me here? | ||
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</div> | </div> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">This dream has been looping for years, and yet we never tire of it. Why is that? | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">This dream has been looping for years, and yet we never tire of it. Why is that? | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[There is a gap in the ground. Knit Cap | + | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[There is a gap in the ground. Knit Cap jumps over it, Hairy looks into it.] |
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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</div> | </div> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Hmmm... I should buy a shovel. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Hmmm... I should buy a shovel. | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap | + | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap looks at his screen wondering.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Wow! Shovels sure are expensive! | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Wow! Shovels sure are expensive! | ||
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</div> | </div> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Shovels can't be actually made out of two sticks and a row of rocks? | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Shovels can't be actually made out of two sticks and a row of rocks? | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap | + | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap is wondering more. Hairy comes. They connect their laptops. Hairy is wondering. Knit Cap tries something at Hairy's laptop.] |
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | ||
=====If you reprogrammed the squirrel laser to target hipsters again...===== | =====If you reprogrammed the squirrel laser to target hipsters again...===== | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap | + | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap and Hairy go outside.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Let's just say we won't have to worry about parking. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Let's just say we won't have to worry about parking. | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I think you just entered a dead zone. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I think you just entered a dead zone. | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:74d46b02-ba1d-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:74d46b02-ba1d-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
− | :[Knit Cap | + | :[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof] |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Augh |
− | :[Knit Cap | + | :[Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed] |
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Gasp |
− | :[Knit Cap | + | :[Knit Cap sits in bed - continue - she is again lying down in bed - continue - she walks outside and finds a boomerang - continue - she picks up the boomerang] |
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Up up down down left right left right B A | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Up up down down left right left right B A | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:d90897d8-bb26-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:d90897d8-bb26-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
− | :[Knit Cap | + | :[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – she stands with the boomerang] |
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) |
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">If I forgot you, will it come back to me? | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">If I forgot you, will it come back to me? | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:1cc9eff2-bab0-11e3-8027-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:1cc9eff2-bab0-11e3-8027-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
− | :[Knit Cap | + | :[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – she stands with the boomerang] |
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) |
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Hmmm. Bendy. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Hmmm. Bendy. | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:eecde4e2-baea-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:eecde4e2-baea-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
− | :[Knit Cap | + | :[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – she stands with the boomerang] |
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) |
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | ||
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ec01bafe-ba27-11e3-8020-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ec01bafe-ba27-11e3-8020-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
− | :[Knit Cap | + | :[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof] |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Augh |
− | :[Knit Cap | + | :[Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed] |
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Gasp |
− | :[Knit Cap | + | :[Knit Cap sits in bed - continue - the bed is empty - continue - she walks in to her laptop] |
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Yawn |
− | :[Knit Cap | + | :[Knit Cap sits in front of her lap top – the first image again] |
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': |
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">These stupid lines... | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">These stupid lines... | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:360411c2-baa2-11e3-8012-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:360411c2-baa2-11e3-8012-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
− | :[Knit | + | :[Knit Caps types on the PC] |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': ?? |
− | :[Knit Cap | + | :[Knit Cap bends closer to the screen] |
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) |
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ed4ae7e6-ba40-11e3-8035-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ed4ae7e6-ba40-11e3-8035-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
− | :[Knit Cap | + | :[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof] |
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Augh |
− | :[Knit Cap | + | :[Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed] |
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Gasp |
− | :[Knit Cap | + | :[Knit Cap sits in bed – continue she is again lying down in bed - continue - she walks outside and finds a boomerang - continue - she picks up the boomerang] |
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Bommerangs… I know how the dinosaurs went extinct. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Bommerangs… I know how the dinosaurs went extinct. | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:a46cc26c-bae8-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:a46cc26c-bae8-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
− | :[Knit Cap | + | :[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches down to catch it – continue – she throws the boomerang again - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – she stands with the boomerang] |
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) |
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic boomerang and said... | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic boomerang and said... | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:a46bf9ea-bae8-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:a46bf9ea-bae8-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
− | :[Knit Cap | + | :[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – continue – she stands with the boomerang – continue - she throws the boomerang again - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns hitting her in the head] |
'''Boomerang''': Thwack!<br> | '''Boomerang''': Thwack!<br> | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''':Ow |
− | :[Knit Cap | + | :[Knit Cap walks away from the boomerang holding her head in her hand] |
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) |
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">We meet again | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">We meet again | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ba1f565c-bae7-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ba1f565c-bae7-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
− | :[Knit Cap | + | :[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – continue – she stands with the boomerang – continue - she throws the boomerang again - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns hitting her in the head] |
'''Boomerang''': Thwack!<br> | '''Boomerang''': Thwack!<br> | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''':Ow |
− | :[Knit Cap | + | :[Knit Cap walks away from the boomerang holding her head in her hand] |
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) |
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">My entire life has prepared me for this moment. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">My entire life has prepared me for this moment. | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:b9e61702-bae7-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:b9e61702-bae7-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
− | :[Knit Cap | + | :[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns flying over her head – it then returns over her head the other way – continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – continue – she stands with the boomerang] |
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) |
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:a46cc26c-bae8-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:a46cc26c-bae8-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
− | :[Knit Cap | + | :[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof] |
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Augh |
:[Hairy wakes up from her nightmare in his bed] | :[Hairy wakes up from her nightmare in his bed] | ||
'''Hairy''': Gasp | '''Hairy''': Gasp | ||
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'''Hairy''' (singing): I woke up like this | '''Hairy''' (singing): I woke up like this | ||
− | :[the bed is empty – continue – Hairy walks in to Knit Cap | + | :[the bed is empty – continue – Hairy walks in to Knit Cap at the laptop] |
'''Hairy''': Yawn | '''Hairy''': Yawn | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Consider this cabin: The residents take its permanence for granted, yet it’s so ephemeral in the grand scheme. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Consider this cabin: The residents take its permanence for granted, yet it’s so ephemeral in the grand scheme. | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:b3beabba-ba96-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink]) – only ''Permanence for granted, yet it’s so ephemeral in the grand scheme.'' can be seen in the image as there is not enough space. | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:b3beabba-ba96-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink]) – only ''Permanence for granted, yet it’s so ephemeral in the grand scheme.'' can be seen in the image as there is not enough space. | ||
− | :[Knit Cap | + | :[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof] |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Augh |
− | :[Knit Cap | + | :[Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed] |
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Gasp |
− | :[Knit Cap | + | :[Knit Cap sits in bed - continue - she is again lying down in bed - continue - she walks outside and finds a boomerang - continue - she picks up the boomerang] |
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I must contemplate this boomerang really hard. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I must contemplate this boomerang really hard. | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:a3298c92-baa1-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:a3298c92-baa1-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
− | :[Knit Cap | + | :[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns hitting her in the head] |
'''Boomerang''': Thwack!<br> | '''Boomerang''': Thwack!<br> | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''':Ow |
− | :[Knit Cap | + | :[Knit Cap walks away from the boomerang holding her hers in her hand] |
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) |
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:6a7bab5e-baa7-11e3-801e-002590d77bdd Permalink]) – only ''Of the outside world, but a life half lived is barely worth living at all!'' can be seen in the image as there is not enough space. | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:6a7bab5e-baa7-11e3-801e-002590d77bdd Permalink]) – only ''Of the outside world, but a life half lived is barely worth living at all!'' can be seen in the image as there is not enough space. | ||
− | :[Knit Cap | + | :[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof] |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Augh |
− | :[Knit Cap | + | :[Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed] |
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Gasp |
− | :[Knit Cap | + | :[Knit Cap sits in bed - continue - the bed is empty - continue - she walks in to her laptop] |
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Yawn |
− | :[Knit Cap | + | :[Knit Cap sits in front of her lap top – the first image again] |
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) |
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:5690ae82-baa2-11e3-8012-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:5690ae82-baa2-11e3-8012-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
− | :[Knit Cap | + | :[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof] |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Augh |
− | :[Knit Cap | + | :[Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed] |
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Gasp |
− | :[Knit Cap | + | :[Knit Cap sits in bed] |
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''' (singing): I woke up like this |
− | : [Knit Cap | + | : [Knit Cap is again lying down in bed - continue - she walks outside and finds a boomerang - continue - she picks up the boomerang] |
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) |
</div> | </div> | ||
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:955bdda4-baa1-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink]) – only ''Language is an attempt to construct something of use from fragments of a mightier whole.'' can be seen in the image as there is not enough space. | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:955bdda4-baa1-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink]) – only ''Language is an attempt to construct something of use from fragments of a mightier whole.'' can be seen in the image as there is not enough space. | ||
− | :[Knit Cap | + | :[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof] |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Augh |
− | :[Knit Cap | + | :[Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed] |
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Gasp |
− | :[Knit Cap | + | :[Knit Cap sits in bed - continue - she is again lying down in bed - continue - she walks outside and finds a boomerang - continue - she picks up the boomerang] |
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) |
</div> | </div> | ||
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− | =====Sorry for just barging in, I couldn't reach the doorbell.===== | + | =====Sorry for just barging in, I couldn't reach the doorbell.===== |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | ||
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ecd7ed66-b9cf-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ecd7ed66-b9cf-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:414ebe98-b9ac-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:414ebe98-b9ac-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[They leave] | :[They leave] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:5929cf58-b9a7-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:5929cf58-b9a7-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[They leave] | :[They leave] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">There are birds outside tied to a car. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">There are birds outside tied to a car. | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap | + | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Cool, let's see who we should vote for. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Cool, let's see who we should vote for. | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">So when you said birds... | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">So when you said birds... | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap | + | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Wait. The birds are inside!? | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Wait. The birds are inside!? | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I agree with my opponent all all [sic] issues and I think his economic plan is fantastic! | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I agree with my opponent all all [sic] issues and I think his economic plan is fantastic! | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div> | + | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> |
+ | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Yeah? well І agreed wholeheartedly with yours, first! You can't copy mine!</div> | ||
+ | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
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===BSD Branch=== | ===BSD Branch=== | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Let's see if BSD is any easier to install nowadays. ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:00ac9f74-b9a0-11e3-81f8-94de80a03a39 Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Let's see if BSD is any easier to install nowadays. ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:00ac9f74-b9a0-11e3-81f8-94de80a03a39 Permalink]) | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap | + | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap is confused, staring at her laptop.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': ??<br>'''Knit Cap''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | ||
====Now I just need to look up what a "beard error" is...==== | ====Now I just need to look up what a "beard error" is...==== | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap | + | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap has ?? next to her head to signify confusion. Hairy walks in. (continue) Hairy is on the other side of the desk with his own laptop computer. Both the computers are connected through Ethernet cable. The two characters are typing on the computer. The two stop typing. Hairy has ??? next to his head. Hairy had stepped back while the character is checking on Hairy's laptop computer. Knit Cap is holding something rectangular.]<br>'''Hairy''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">The USB cable appears to be mono-directional. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">The USB cable appears to be mono-directional. | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I'm not sure rubbing butter on it will help | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I'm not sure rubbing butter on it will help | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Hairy and Knit Cap | + | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Hairy and Knit Cap are handling their computers more aggressively.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': ARGH! |
− | [They both stop. Knit Cap | + | [They both stop. Knit Cap walks away, her chair turned 180 degrees. Pushing aside the chair, she returns with a fiery blowtorch while wearing goggles.]<br>'''Hairy''': [holding up a finger] Um.<br>[Knit Cap's computer was so burned, not only steam is coming out of the computer, but even the desk is noticeably burnt. The cable (apparently also burned) hangs from Hairy's laptop computer. The used blowtorch is clumsily laid sideways be the side of the desk. Both Knit Cap (whose goggles are pushed off his eye) and Hairy are looking at the calamity. The chair is almost out of view. The goggles are on the floor while the chair is nowhere to be seen. Hairy and Knit Cap are walking away from the scene.]<br>'''Hairy''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Are you all of a sudden in the mood for Thai food? | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Are you all of a sudden in the mood for Thai food? | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Let's try OpenBSD next time... | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Let's try OpenBSD next time... | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[First panel is of a panned view. Hairy and Knit Cap | + | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[First panel is of a panned view. Hairy and Knit Cap are walking on a path away from a house. Next panel is back to a "normal camera view".]<br>'''Hairy''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Okay then. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Okay then. | ||
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====Wait. What's on this other partition?==== | ====Wait. What's on this other partition?==== | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap | + | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap has ??? next to her head to signify confusion. Hairy walks in. Hairy is on the other side of the desk with his own laptop computer. Both the computers are connected through Ethernet cable. The two characters are typing on the computer. The two stop typing. Hairy has ??? next to his head. Hairy had stepped back while Knit Cap is checking on Hairy's laptop computer. Knit Cap is holding something rectangular.]<br>'''Hairy''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Maybe if you cross connect the serial port to video port you'll be able to send the video directly in as an input for the password. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Maybe if you cross connect the serial port to video port you'll be able to send the video directly in as an input for the password. | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap | + | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap and Hairy are at sea, both emitting ripples. A shark's fin can be seen close to Hairy.]<br>'''Hairy''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">It worked fine for the shark | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">It worked fine for the shark | ||
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====Why is Python importing Skynet?==== | ====Why is Python importing Skynet?==== | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:678126c2-b9c1-11e3-8009-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:678126c2-b9c1-11e3-8009-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': ??? |
:[Hairy walks in - continue - Hairy is on the other side of the desk with his own laptop computer. Both the computers are connected through Ethernet cable. The two characters are typing on the computer. - continue - The two stop typing.] | :[Hairy walks in - continue - Hairy is on the other side of the desk with his own laptop computer. Both the computers are connected through Ethernet cable. The two characters are typing on the computer. - continue - The two stop typing.] | ||
'''Hairy''': ??? | '''Hairy''': ??? | ||
− | :[Hairy has stepped back while Knit Cap | + | :[Hairy has stepped back while Knit Cap is checking on Hairy's laptop computer. Knit Cap is reading something of a piece of paper and types on the laptop.] |
'''Hairy''': | '''Hairy''': | ||
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:This branch was complete as of 2014-04-20. | :This branch was complete as of 2014-04-20. | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:d3730956-b9d8-11e3-800b-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:d3730956-b9d8-11e3-800b-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
− | :[Hairy and Knit Cap | + | :[Hairy and Knit Cap are suddenly floating in the ocean.] |
− | :'''Knit Cap | + | :'''Knit Cap''': |
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:[One shark appear] | :[One shark appear] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)</div> |
</div> | </div> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> Restart the computer ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:536a1910-badd-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> Restart the computer ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:536a1910-badd-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink]) | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | ||
:[Three sharks appears] | :[Three sharks appears] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.) |
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:[The same image appears again] | :[The same image appears again] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.) |
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:[One shark appear] | :[One shark appear] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)</div> |
</div> | </div> | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> I just want to know how a 17th century coppersmith installed a key-logger ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:40b67278-ba06-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd permalink]) - only '' coppersmith installed a key-logger'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap | + | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> I just want to know how a 17th century coppersmith installed a key-logger ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:40b67278-ba06-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd permalink]) - only '' coppersmith installed a key-logger'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's. |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | ||
:[The same image appears again] | :[The same image appears again] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.) |
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:[The same image appears again] | :[The same image appears again] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.) |
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:[One shark appear] | :[One shark appear] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)</div> |
</div> | </div> | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> But a chance at landing it in the playboy mansion, no matter how slim is always worth the gamble ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:953098f2-bb36-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink]) - only ''matter how slim is always worth the gamble'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap | + | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> But a chance at landing it in the playboy mansion, no matter how slim is always worth the gamble ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:953098f2-bb36-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink]) - only ''matter how slim is always worth the gamble'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's. |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | ||
:[The same image appears again] | :[The same image appears again] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.) |
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:[The same image appears again] | :[The same image appears again] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.) |
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> I won’t say “I told you so… But” ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:953182bc-bb36-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink]) <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> I won’t say “I told you so… But” ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:953182bc-bb36-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink]) <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | ||
:[Three sharks appears] | :[Three sharks appears] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.) |
</div> | </div> | ||
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:[The same image appears again] | :[The same image appears again] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)</div> |
</div> | </div> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> Dunno. It was from some random FTP server. ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:9b96fda0-bb48-11e3-804b-002590d77bdd permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> Dunno. It was from some random FTP server. ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:9b96fda0-bb48-11e3-804b-002590d77bdd permalink]) | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | ||
:[One shark appear] | :[One shark appear] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.) |
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> The one with the picture of the fish on it… Perhaps I should have actually read the details. ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:9b6e3082-bb48-11e3-804b-002590d77bdd permalink] - only ''should have actually read the details'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap | + | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> The one with the picture of the fish on it… Perhaps I should have actually read the details. ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:9b6e3082-bb48-11e3-804b-002590d77bdd permalink] - only ''should have actually read the details'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's.) |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | ||
:[Three sharks appears] | :[Three sharks appears] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.) |
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> The 1997 special release on standard definition ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:9ba76992-bb48-11e3-804b-002590d77bdd permalink] - only ''Release on standard definition'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap | + | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> The 1997 special release on standard definition ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:9ba76992-bb48-11e3-804b-002590d77bdd permalink] - only ''Release on standard definition'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's.) <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> |
− | :[A shark and three octopuses appear - continue - they are all gone but there is red blood in the water - continue - the ocean is now clean/empty - Hairy starts swimming away from Knit Cap | + | :[A shark and three octopuses appear - continue - they are all gone but there is red blood in the water - continue - the ocean is now clean/empty - Hairy starts swimming away from Knit Cap.] |
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> I see your class in see-jitsu has paid off ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:30f53d98-bbb3-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd permalink] - This comic ties for longest comic with sharks so far - 13 panels) | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> I see your class in see-jitsu has paid off ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:30f53d98-bbb3-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd permalink] - This comic ties for longest comic with sharks so far - 13 panels) | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | ||
:[The two characters reach a beach and walks out of the ocean – continue – the two walk on in silhouette] | :[The two characters reach a beach and walks out of the ocean – continue – the two walk on in silhouette] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.) |
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> Why are you leaving? That was the most fun I’ve had all day! ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:310127b6-bbb3-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd permalink] - only the bottom of ''Why are you'' can be seen above the rest of the text. This comic tie for longest comic with sharks so far - 13 panels) | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> Why are you leaving? That was the most fun I’ve had all day! ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:310127b6-bbb3-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd permalink] - only the bottom of ''Why are you'' can be seen above the rest of the text. This comic tie for longest comic with sharks so far - 13 panels) | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | ||
− | :[The two characters reach a beach and walks out of the ocean – continue – they reach a pit in the ground. Knit Cap | + | :[The two characters reach a beach and walks out of the ocean – continue – they reach a pit in the ground. Knit Cap jumps over while Hairy looks down into it] |
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (There is no choices - as of 2014-04-20.) | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (There is no choices - as of 2014-04-20.) | ||
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Knit Cap:
[Typing on the laptop and thinking.]
(Permalink)
Refresh Branch[edit]
So you're still refusing to use Facebook?[edit]
- [A green dinosaur appears]
Dinosaur:
I will not submit to peer pressure... Wait I should tweet that, hold on.[edit]
I can only stand so many motivational and cat pics, man![edit]
That's right, kids! Now you can have your very own Facebook page![edit]
Did you get my e-mail yet?[edit]
- This branch was complete as of 2014-05-01.
- [They leave]
Knit Cap:
Yeah, I'm thinking Thai for lunch[edit]
- [The two characters walks out of the building - continue - Hairy looks into a hole in the ground]
Hairy:
Has this hole always been here?[edit]
- [Same image again]
Hairy:
- [The two characters start arguing]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.)
- [They walk on]
Knit Cap:
- [Same image again]
Hairy: Suggest a line…
Knit Cap: (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-04-22.)
- [The two characters start arguing]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.)
I don't know if actually going to Thailand is necessary…[edit]
- [The two characters start arguing]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.)
Is it common for Thai businesses to have rooftop access?[edit]
- [They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] Knit Cap:
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
There's a small crack in the pavement[edit]
- [Knit Cap thinks]
Knit Cap:
- [The two characters start arguing]
Knit Cap:
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
The one with the cats of the one about geocaching in the Pentagon?[edit]
- [The two characters walks out of the building - continue - They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
Knit Cap:
I hope it's open. Otherwise we'll just have to resort to those cat videos.[edit]
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
Either way we're getting on a watch-list.[edit]
Hairy:
- [Knit Cap thinks]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
- [The two characters start arguing]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.)
- [They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.)
- [They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.)
So are we really doing this?[edit]
Hairy:
- [Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
Narrator:
- A wild Pikachu appeared!
- Enemy Pikachu used "ink cloud"!
- It's not very effective …
- Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
- [Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
Narrator:
- A wild Pikachu appeared!
- Enemy Pikachu used "Graph Theory"!
- It's not very effective …
- Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
- [Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
Narrator:
- A wild Pikachu appeared!
- Enemy Pikachu used "theft"!
- It's not very effective …
- Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
- [Hairy looks into a hole in the ground ]
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
Yes. You didn't see me reply burned into the lawn?[edit]
- [The two characters walks out of the building - continue - They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
Knit Cap:
See? It’s right there![edit]
Hairy:
- [They walk on both speaking]
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
Knit Cap: (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-01.)
- [Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
Narrator:
- A wild Pikachu appeared!
- Enemy Pikachu used "Graph Theory"!
- It's not very effective …
- Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
- [Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
Narrator:
- A wild Pikachu appeared!
- Enemy Pikachu used "Radicality"!
- It's not very effective …
- Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
So I guess we’re married now?[edit]
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
Maybe my font size was too big.[edit]
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
It took a lot of gasoline[edit]
Hairy:
- [The two characters start arguing]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.)
- [Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] Narrator:
- A wild Pikachu appeared!
- Enemy Pikachu used "Abandonment"!
- It's not very effective …
- Suggest a line... (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
- [The two characters start arguing]
- Knit Cap: Suggest a line...
- Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.)
Gmail must be down. Let's check it out.[edit]
- [The two characters walks out of the building - continue - Hairy looks into a hole in the ground]
Hairy:
It’s that hell’s light?[edit]
- [The two characters walks on]
Knit Cap:
- [The two characters start arguing]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.)
- [Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
Narrator:
- A wild Pikachu appeared!
- Enemy Pikachu used "Ethylene dichloride"!
- It's not very effective …
- Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
- [They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
Knit Cap:
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
- [Hairy again looks into a hole in the ground ]
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
I wonder what’s down there[edit]
- [Same image again]
Hairy:
- [The two characters start arguing]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.)
- [The two characters walks on]
Knit Cap:
- [They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.)
- [They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.)
- [They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
Knit Cap:
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
How long do you think he’ll keep digging?[edit]
- [They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
Knit Cap:
Hairy:
- [Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
Narrator:
- A wild Pikachu appeared!
- Enemy Pikachu used "Anguish"!
- It's not very effective …
- Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
- [The two characters start arguing]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.)
- [Hairy again looks into a hole in the ground]
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
Stupid Tiles Branch[edit]
These stupid tiles... I'll just play one more game. (Permalink)
Hairy:
There's something weird out on the lawn.[edit]
- [They leave]
Knit Cap:
This is an apartment. We don't have a lawn.[edit]
This branch was complete as of 2014-05-30.
- [The two characters walks out of the building - continue - Hairy looks into a hole in the ground]
Hairy:
OK, two weird things.[edit]
- [Same image again]
Hairy:
- [Same image again]
Hairy:
- [They walk on both speaking]
Hairy: Suggest a line…
Knit Cap: (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-28).
- [They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-28.)
- [They walk on both speaking]
Hairy: Suggest a line…
Knit Cap: (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-28).
- [The two characters start arguing]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-28.)
- [They walk on both speaking]
Hairy: Suggest a line…
Knit Cap: (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-28).
I can see a creeper down there[edit]
- [They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
Knit Cap:
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
Is this 1-1 from Mario?[edit]
- [They walk under a tree]
Hairy:
- [Continues three images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
Narrator:
- A wild Pikachu appeared!
- Enemy Pikachu used "Theft"!
- It's not very effective ...
- [One more picture but this time the Pokémon speaks]
- Pikachu: Um...
- Narrator: ...
- [Hairy and Knit Cap stands in front of the Pokémon in tall grass]:
Pikachu:
- [Hairy and Knit Cap walks past the Pokémon]:
Pikachu: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
- [Hairy and Knit Cap walks past the Pokémon]:
Pikachu: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
- [Hairy and Knit Cap walks past the Pokémon]:
Pikachu:
- [Hairy and Knit Cap walks out of the tall grass - continue - They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
Knit Cap:
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
- [Hairy and Knit Cap walks past the Pokémon]:
Pikachu: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
- [Same image again]
Hairy:
- [Same image again]
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
- [They walk on both speaking]
Hairy: Suggest a line…
Knit Cap: (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-30.)
- [Hairy looks into a hole in the ground ] Hairy:
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
- [They walk on both speaking]
Hairy:
Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
Where'd the bridge go?[edit]
- [They walk under a tree]
Hairy:
- [Same image again]
Hairy:
- [The two characters start arguing]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-30.)
- [Same image again]
Hairy:
- [Knit Cap thinks]
Knit Cap:
- [They walk on both speaking]
Hairy: Suggest a line…
Knit Cap: (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-30).
- [Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
Narrator:
- A wild Pikachu appeared!
- Enemy Pikachu used "ink cloud"!
- It's not very effective …
- Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
- [The two characters start arguing]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-30.)
- [They walk on]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
- [They walk on]
Knit Cap:
- [They walk on]
Knit Cap:
- [They walk on both speaking]
Hairy: Suggest a line…
Knit Cap: (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-30).
- [The two characters start arguing]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-30.)
- [Continues three images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
Narrator:
- A wild Pikachu appeared!
- Enemy Pikachu used "Ink cloud"!
- It's not very effective ...
- [One more image with the Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
Narrator:
- [Continues four more images with the Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
Narrator:
- It's not very effective ...
- Enemy Pikachu used "Radicality"!
- It's not very effective ...
- Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
- [Continues four more images with the Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
Narrator:
- It's not very effective ...
- Enemy Pikachu used "Uplift"!
- It's not very effective ...
- Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
- [Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
Narrator:
- A wild Pikachu appeared!
- Enemy Pikachu used "Faceless"!
- It's not very effective ...
- Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
I have a lawn?[edit]
Hairy:
Narrator: Enemy Pikachu used "Ink Cloud"!
Narrator: ...
Pikachu: Um...
Pikachu: Well then.
Pikachu: I might have left surprises in that direction.
Narrator: Enemy Pikachu used "Ink Cloud"!
Narrator: It's not very effective...
Narrator:
Narrator: Enemy Pikachu used "Uplift!"
Narrator: It's not very effective...
Narrator: Enemy Pikachu used "Cute Face!"
Narrator: It's not very effective...
Narrator: Enemy Pikachu used "Faceless"!
Narrator: It's not very effective...
Narrator: Where's Twitch when I need help?
Narrator: It's not very effective...
Narrator: Enemy Pikachu used "Abandonment"!
Narrator: It's not very effective...
Narrator: Enemy Pikachu used "Extrude"!
Narrator: It's not very effective...
Narrator: ...
Pikachu: Um...
Pikachu:
Narrator: Enemy Pikachu used "Granite"!
Narrator: It's not very effective...
Hairy: Not idly do the leaves of Lorien fall.
I hope it's not a bobcat this time.[edit]
Knit Cap and Hairy: Aaaaa...
[Knit Cap wakes up.]
Knit Cap: Gasp [Goes to his desk.]
Knit Cap: Yawn [Sits at his desk.]
Knit Cap:
Hairy:
Knit Cap and Hairy: Aaaaa...
[Knit Cap wakes up, leaves the bed and finds a boomerang.]
Knit Cap:
Crash!
[Knit Cap runs away.]
Knit Cap: Hm. I was expecting a shark.
[Knit Cap throwns the boomerang again, and it returns to him again.]
Knit Cap: There's a mesage written on it.
[Knit Cap throws the boomerang again. It hits something.]
Crash!
[Knit Cap runs away.]
Knit Cap: I hope it's not a velociraptor.
Hairy: How disappointed are you?
Knit Cap:
Knit Cap: I swear if it's a bobcat.
Knit Cap:
Knit Cap:
If you reprogrammed the squirrel laser to target hipsters again...[edit]
Knit Cap:
There's a dinosaur at the door.[edit]
- [A green dinosaur appears]
Dinosaur:
Self-doubt crippled my arms. Can I have yours?[edit]
- [Zooming in on the dinosaurs head]
Dinosaur:
Never answer your mobile phone while I am addressing you![edit]
- This branch was complete as of 2014-05-24.
- [The dinosaur is going to step on their house]
Dinosaur:
- [Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
Knit Cap: Augh
- [Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]
Knit Cap: Gasp
- [Knit Cap sits in bed - continue - she is again lying down in bed - continue - she walks outside and finds a boomerang - continue - she picks up the boomerang]
Knit Cap:
- [Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – she stands with the boomerang]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
- [Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – she stands with the boomerang]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
- [Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – she stands with the boomerang]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
- [Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
Knit Cap: Augh
- [Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]
Knit Cap: Gasp
- [Knit Cap sits in bed - continue - the bed is empty - continue - she walks in to her laptop]
Knit Cap: Yawn
- [Knit Cap sits in front of her lap top – the first image again]
Knit Cap:
- [Knit Caps types on the PC]
Knit Cap: ??
- [Knit Cap bends closer to the screen]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
- [Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
Knit Cap: Augh
- [Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]
Knit Cap: Gasp
- [Knit Cap sits in bed – continue she is again lying down in bed - continue - she walks outside and finds a boomerang - continue - she picks up the boomerang]
Knit Cap:
- [Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches down to catch it – continue – she throws the boomerang again - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – she stands with the boomerang]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
- [Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – continue – she stands with the boomerang – continue - she throws the boomerang again - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns hitting her in the head]
Boomerang: Thwack!
Knit Cap:Ow
- [Knit Cap walks away from the boomerang holding her head in her hand]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
- [Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – continue – she stands with the boomerang – continue - she throws the boomerang again - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns hitting her in the head]
Boomerang: Thwack!
Knit Cap:Ow
- [Knit Cap walks away from the boomerang holding her head in her hand]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
- [Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns flying over her head – it then returns over her head the other way – continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – continue – she stands with the boomerang]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
- [Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
Knit Cap: Augh
- [Hairy wakes up from her nightmare in his bed]
Hairy: Gasp
- [ Hairy sits in bed]
Hairy (singing): I woke up like this
- [the bed is empty – continue – Hairy walks in to Knit Cap at the laptop]
Hairy: Yawn
- [Hairy now stands in front of her]:
Hairy: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
Also, have you heard about Tumblr?[edit]
Also I have some trenchant observations on language and philosophy to make.[edit]
- This branch was complete as of 2014-05-24.
- [The dinosaur is going to step on their house]
Dinosaur:
- [Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
Knit Cap: Augh
- [Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]
Knit Cap: Gasp
- [Knit Cap sits in bed - continue - she is again lying down in bed - continue - she walks outside and finds a boomerang - continue - she picks up the boomerang]
Knit Cap:
- [Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns hitting her in the head]
Boomerang: Thwack!
Knit Cap:Ow
- [Knit Cap walks away from the boomerang holding her hers in her hand]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
(Permalink) – only Of the outside world, but a life half lived is barely worth living at all! can be seen in the image as there is not enough space.
- [Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
Knit Cap: Augh
- [Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]
Knit Cap: Gasp
- [Knit Cap sits in bed - continue - the bed is empty - continue - she walks in to her laptop]
Knit Cap: Yawn
- [Knit Cap sits in front of her lap top – the first image again]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
- [Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
Knit Cap: Augh
- [Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]
Knit Cap: Gasp
- [Knit Cap sits in bed]
Knit Cap (singing): I woke up like this
- [Knit Cap is again lying down in bed - continue - she walks outside and finds a boomerang - continue - she picks up the boomerang]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
(Permalink) – only Language is an attempt to construct something of use from fragments of a mightier whole. can be seen in the image as there is not enough space.
- [Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
Knit Cap: Augh
- [Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]
Knit Cap: Gasp
- [Knit Cap sits in bed - continue - she is again lying down in bed - continue - she walks outside and finds a boomerang - continue - she picks up the boomerang]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
I heard Home Depot has 1024 bathroom tiles.[edit]
I think I saw a "4096" tile outside somewhere.[edit]
Political Thing Branch[edit]
[Two politicians are debating on TV.]
Politician 1:
Other spacecraft: We observe your speed to be 38.5%c, and your time is passing at 92.3% the rate of ours. Does this mirror your observations?
BSD Branch[edit]
Knit Cap: ??
Knit Cap:
Now I just need to look up what a "beard error" is...[edit]
Hairy:
Knit Cap: ARGH!
[They both stop. Knit Cap walks away, her chair turned 180 degrees. Pushing aside the chair, she returns with a fiery blowtorch while wearing goggles.]
Hairy: [holding up a finger] Um.
[Knit Cap's computer was so burned, not only steam is coming out of the computer, but even the desk is noticeably burnt. The cable (apparently also burned) hangs from Hairy's laptop computer. The used blowtorch is clumsily laid sideways be the side of the desk. Both Knit Cap (whose goggles are pushed off his eye) and Hairy are looking at the calamity. The chair is almost out of view. The goggles are on the floor while the chair is nowhere to be seen. Hairy and Knit Cap are walking away from the scene.]
Hairy:
Hairy:
Wait. What's on this other partition?[edit]
Hairy:
Hairy:
Why is Python importing Skynet?[edit]
Knit Cap: ???
- [Hairy walks in - continue - Hairy is on the other side of the desk with his own laptop computer. Both the computers are connected through Ethernet cable. The two characters are typing on the computer. - continue - The two stop typing.]
Hairy: ???
- [Hairy has stepped back while Knit Cap is checking on Hairy's laptop computer. Knit Cap is reading something of a piece of paper and types on the laptop.]
Hairy:
It’s definitely the dust[edit]
We’re doomed[edit]
Well, it does have a certificate from cyberdyne systems.[edit]
Your computer is literally haunted[edit]
- This branch was complete as of 2014-04-20.
- [Hairy and Knit Cap are suddenly floating in the ocean.]
- Knit Cap:
I think my exact phrase was “don’t.”[edit]
- Hairy:
- [One shark appear]
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)
- [Three sharks appears]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)
- [The same image appears again]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)
Maybe we tried guessing the root password too many times[edit]
- Hairy:
- [One shark appear]
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)
- [The same image appears again]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)
- [The same image appears again]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)
OK , maybe sudo teleport * `random-GPS was the wrong thing to type[edit]
- Hairy:
- [One shark appear]
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)
- [The same image appears again]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)
- [The same image appears again]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)
- [Three sharks appears]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)
Which version of BSD where you using?[edit]
(Permalink) Hairy:
- [The same image appears again]
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)
- [One shark appear]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)
- [Three sharks appears]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)
- [A shark and three octopuses appear - continue - they are all gone but there is red blood in the water - continue - the ocean is now clean/empty - Hairy starts swimming away from Knit Cap.]
Knit Cap:
- [The two characters reach a beach and walks out of the ocean – continue – the two walk on in silhouette]
Knit Cap: Suggest a line…
Hairy: (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)
- [The two characters reach a beach and walks out of the ocean – continue – they reach a pit in the ground. Knit Cap jumps over while Hairy looks down into it]
Hairy: Suggest a line… (There is no choices - as of 2014-04-20.)
My keyboard has to support SSH over USB?[edit]
Facebook Branch[edit]
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Contents
- 1 Refresh Branch
- 1.1 So you're still refusing to use Facebook?
- 1.1.1 I will not submit to peer pressure... Wait I should tweet that, hold on.
- 1.1.2 I can only stand so many motivational and cat pics, man!
- 1.1.3 That's right, kids! Now you can have your very own Facebook page!
- 1.1.3.1 Narcissism has never been this easy! Back in my day, we had to maually brag about every minor event in our life all over town!
- 1.1.3.2 It makes all your in-person social interactions more awkward!
- 1.1.3.3 Become a retro hipster before everyone else by adopting the most mainstream fad!
- 1.1.3.4 Now let's take this crossover to the next level!
- 1.1.4 I am Facebooksaurus!
- 1.2 Wanna build a snowman?
- 1.3 Hey. I hear Godot is in town. Wanna try to meet him?
- 1.4 Did you get my e-mail yet?
- 1.5 You know. Your car's on fire.
- 1.1 So you're still refusing to use Facebook?
- 2 Stupid Tiles Branch
- 2.1 There's something weird out on the lawn.
- 2.2 There's a dinosaur at the door.
- 2.3 I heard Home Depot has 1024 bathroom tiles.
- 2.4 I think I saw a "4096" tile outside somewhere.
- 3 Political Thing Branch
- 4 BSD Branch
- 4.1 Now I just need to look up what a "beard error" is...
- 4.2 Wait. What's on this other partition?
- 4.3 Why is Python importing Skynet?
- 4.4 My keyboard has to support SSH over USB?
- 5 Facebook Branch
- 6 Gravity Branch