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| number    = 2801
 
| date      = July 12, 2023
 
| title    = Contact Merge
 
| image    = contact_merge_2x.png
 
| imagesize = 353x429px
 
| noexpand  = true
 
| titletext = I actually kind of feel like John and Surf King wouldn't like each other, which is a lot to unpack.
 
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==Explanation==
 
{{incomplete|Created by YOUR OTHER FRIEND WHO EDITS EXPLAINXKCD - Please change this comment when editing this page. Do NOT delete this tag too soon.}}
 
 
 
Cueball knows a friend by both a nickname in a group chat, and their real name, but hasn't realised that they are the same person until his smartphone, more astute than him, notices the details are the same and attempts to merge them in his phone's contacts.
 
 
 
The title text implies that John acts differently depending on whether he's texting or interacting in person.
 
 
 
==Transcript==
 
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[Cueball chatting in DMs]
 
 
 
Cueball: @Surf_king Weird my phone keeps trying to merge your contact with John's
 
 
 
Surf_king: ...
 
 
 
Cueball: Hey you two should meet up-He's into surfing too
 
 
 
Surf_king: Oh my God
 
 
 
Surf_king: Are you serious
 
 
 
Surf_king: You've been in this chat with me for '''four years!'''
 
 
 
[Caption below the panel:]
 
 
 
I wonder who holds the record for accidentally doing this the longest
 
 
 
{{comic discussion}}
 

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