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− | Two friends have apparently been sitting around for more than an hour and have not yet settled on something to do. Thus, one grabs some sort of all-encompassing rule book that offers a solution. {{w|Crisco}} is a brand of shortening. In this instance it's implied that it's being used as a sexual lubricant. | + | Two friends have apparently been sitting around for more than an hour and have not yet settled on something to do. Thus, one grabs some sort of all-encompassing rule book that offers a solution. {{w|Crisco}} is a brand of shortening, which is commonly used for any fat that is solid at room temperature. In this instance it's implied that it's being used as a sexual lubricant. |
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Revision as of 10:17, 18 June 2013
Indecision |
Title text: Hey, I don't make the rules. It's in the book. |
Explanation
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Two friends have apparently been sitting around for more than an hour and have not yet settled on something to do. Thus, one grabs some sort of all-encompassing rule book that offers a solution. Crisco is a brand of shortening, which is commonly used for any fat that is solid at room temperature. In this instance it's implied that it's being used as a sexual lubricant.
Transcript
- Cueball: So what do you want to do?
- Friend: Still no ideas.
- Cueball: Wait, I think there's a rule about this.
- [Cueball goes to bookshelf and removes a book called "Rules".]
- [The book of rules is opened to the following:
- RULE social.b.99.1
- If friends spend more than 60 minutes deciding what to do, they must default to sexual experimentation.]
- [Cueball is standing, holding the book. The friend is in the process of standing up.]
- Cueball: Huh.
- Friend: I did not know that rule.
- Cueball: Me neither.
- Friend: I'll go get the Crisco.
Discussion
- I think it went along the lines "if two persons share an eye contact longer than X seconds they are either going to fight or fuck." 108.162.231.67 16:30, 15 December 2014 (UTC)
- The author of this "explanation" is clearly heterosexual and not particularly kinky. Crisco is COMMONLY used as a sexual lubricant for the act of anal fisting, particularly in the gay community. ~ Remy
- - Perhaps we could replace "is not commonly used as a sexual lubricant" with "is not intended for use as a sexual lubricant". --198.41.235.203 15:56, 21 July 2015 (UTC)
- - Commercial lubricants are still more common. The fact that you refer to something as both kinky and common makes little sense. -- Flewk (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)
- Why is everyone adding a dash before their comment162.158.79.185 16:52, 13 March 2019 (UTC)
- - I don't know. PoolloverNathan[talk]U•T•S•c 18:17, 6 April 2021 (UTC)
- - a fellow archive trawler I see. 8:02, 18 April 2021 (UTC)
- - oh gosh should we warn those commenters from 2019 about covid? 22:42, 2 August 2021 (UTC)
- — No, we shouldn't violate causality like that. And what would they be able to do anyway? Stock up on toilet paper? 108.162.241.31 13:54, 27 October 2021 (UTC)
- - hello everybody --The Cat Lady (talk) 00:11, 14 August 2021 (UTC)
- - oh gosh should we warn those commenters from 2019 about covid? 22:42, 2 August 2021 (UTC)
- - a fellow archive trawler I see. 8:02, 18 April 2021 (UTC)
- Used to be a thing, the only signed comment is from 2015, and Remy’s is probably earlier. Netherin5 (talk) 17:09, 13 March 2019 (UTC)
- - I don't know. PoolloverNathan[talk]U•T•S•c 18:17, 6 April 2021 (UTC)
I think it's an allusion to The Rules: Time-tested Secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr. Right book. 162.158.102.150 08:03, 23 February 2016 (UTC)