2796: Real Estate Analysis

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Real Estate Analysis

Title text: Mars does get a good score on 'noise levels' and 'scenic views,' but the school district ranking isn't great; the only teacher--the Perseverance rover--is too busy with rock samples to teach more than the occasional weekend class.

Explanation

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This comic shows a chart ranking locations in our solar system (the eight current planets and Earth's moon) along two scales: their walkability and their proximity to shops. As this is a "real estate analysis", this comic mocks real life "real estate analyses" for people who are looking to buy a new home. Walkability measures the ease of walking as a form of transportation in an area (often related to how urban that area is), and is measured by metrics like the 100-point walk score, with higher numbers representing easier and safer walking. Proximity to commercial shops and eating establishments can likewise be a factor for potential buyers looking for a convenient living environment. While no units are provided, proximity can be defined as a number that increases with decreasing distance.

Earth is rated as more walkable than the other locations, probably because humans can walk on much of its surface without immediate & continuous existential need for environmental survival gear (so far). Earth also rates high on the "proximity to shops and restaurants" scale because its surface hosts all commercial establishments known to humans; most of businesses are within a few building stories of the surface, though some "shops" on airplanes are up to several kilometers above it. The next closest body, the Moon, is typically around 384,400 km away from Earth, about five orders of magnitude further from those businesses. Venus is 108 million km away while Uranus is 2.9 billion, so all these bodies' clustering near 0 on the proximity scale (where Earth has a 10) masks a large difference in accessibility. The cluster's walkability plotting also appears arbitrary, as the gas giant Jupiter is positioned higher than the solid Mercury (where temperatures are extreme, but do briefly pass through the range survivable for humans as the planet rotates).

Based on Earth's high score on both metrics, Randall makes the claim "I get why this place is so popular". Most humans would agree with Earth being preferable (no human is known to have permanently inhabited private real estate on any celestial body besides Earth), but would be more concerned with local differences in livability.

The alt text comments that Mars did score high on the 'noise levels' and 'scenic views' scores: Having a thinner atmosphere and having (close to) zero sources of manmade noise, Mars is certainly silent, a quality that is desirable when searching for a home as lower noise levels help maintain a calm and relaxed lifestyle, and its large, barren scenery has been abundantly documented by the several rovers sent to its surface, resulting in widespread fascination with its serene landscapes. However, it then states the 'school district' ranking (proximity to a good schooling system, which is also desirable, especially by families) is rather poor on account of there being only one available teacher - the rover Perseverance - and it being too busy with its rock samples. Perseverance is (at the time of this comic's publication) a still-active Mars rover whose main purpose is to examine minerals from Mars' surface and scan them for signs compatible with ancient life: while it could hypothetically serve as a teacher (using its memory banks as teaching material, for instance), doing so would greatly interfere with its main mission if done regularly.

Transcript

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[A graph is shown. Both axes have a label with an arrow and 10 visible ticks.]

Y-axis: Walkability score

X-axis: Proximity to shops and restaurants

[Labels of multiple dots at around (0,0), clockwise:]

Mars, The Moon, Mercury, Venus, Neptune, Uranus, Saturn, Jupiter

[Label of a dot at roughly (9.5,9.5):]

Earth

[Caption below the panel:]

After doing a real estate analysis, I get why this place is so popular.

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Discussion

I suspect the hover text is reference to the song ‘Rocket Man’ and the lyric ‘Mars ‘ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids’ but I’m not sure it’s strong enough to include. Thoughts? 172.71.242.11 16:10, 30 June 2023 (UTC)

I don't know if that would be my first interpretation, but it's not necessarily wrong. Feel free to add it! (This wiki is supposed to include multiple interpretations if they exist.) DownGoer (talk) 17:32, 30 June 2023 (UTC)

It seems like a bit of a stretch to me. BunsenH (talk) 23:33, 30 June 2023 (UTC)

He omitted Pluto, but included the Moon, which isn't any kind of planet. Furthermore, the Moon should get a much higher score on proximity to shops than all the other planets (it's only 250K miles away, versus hundreds of millions of miles). Barmar (talk) 18:33, 30 June 2023 (UTC)

Massive disrespect to Pluto :( 172.70.210.110 18:37, 30 June 2023 (UTC)

The Moon is okay but there's no atmosphere. 162.158.158.50 21:18, 30 June 2023 (UTC)

For atmosphere, you really want to look into Venus and the gas giants (cool name for a band?). Pluto, on the other hand, has a lot of heart. 172.69.247.42 12:24, 1 July 2023 (UTC)

He also omitted Sol. More people have worshipped it than Earth, so it's even more glaring than Pluto. 172.71.147.36 23:53, 30 June 2023 (UTC)

Isn't "proximity to shops and restaurants" a significant contributor to most "walkability score[s]"? It seems weird that the x and y axes are confounded in such an obvious way, is there a deeper message? JohnHawkinson (talk) 21:16, 30 June 2023 (UTC)

If I live across the street from a store, but that street’s a busy highway, I’d say I lived near a store, but I wouldn’t necessarily want to walk there. Intara (talk) 05:42, 1 July 2023 (UTC)

Sure. It's not the only contributor. Just a significant one. JohnHawkinson (talk) 00:48, 2 July 2023 (UTC)

That reminds me of my vacation in Egypt with the hotel being "in front on a fastfood". Sure the McDonalds was right in front, but there was a double-three-lines highway, making the line-of-sight proximity totally irrelevant. 162.158.233.11 07:35, 3 July 2023 (UTC)

There are several algorithms for converting a basis for an inner product space to an ortho-normal basis for the space.162.158.159.102 16:24, 7 July 2023 (UTC)

The moon and Mercury should also be pretty good in the "low noise" and "scenic" scales. Depending on whether one wants to count radio noise, and the effects of the magnetic tornadoes on Mercury. BunsenH (talk) 23:33, 30 June 2023 (UTC)

You really can't walk on most of the surface. More than 70% is water.

Hold my wine... -- Jesus (talk) 01:18-02:23, 25 December 1 (UTC)

I'm not convinced that the total silence of Mars would be desirable. Humans have evolved in an environment where some level of noise is expected - complete silence might well quickly lead to some significantly deleterious mental effects. (Of course, the complete isolation from other humans wouldn't help either.)172.70.91.200 09:25, 3 July 2023 (UTC)

It is indeed hard to distinguish the non-Earth bodies from each other. A logarithmic scale might help ;-) Jkshapiro (talk) 14:47, 9 June 2024 (UTC)