1079: United Shapes

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United Shapes
That eggplant is in something of a flaccid state.
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Title text: That eggplant is in something of a flaccid state.

[edit] Explanation

Click on the image above to see the large version, which makes every state perfectly clear. Additionally, Randall provides a closeup of the Colorado article. [1] (It is obviously a fake Wikipedia article.)

In the large version, all of the items inside the States make sense once you get your head oriented the correct direction.

There is also a pun in the image text on the word State. It is playing off the definition of the word as a noun (which means "The particular condition that someone or something is in at a specific time") and the word as a proper noun as in "The State of Florida".

[edit] Transcript

The United Shapes: A map of things states are shaped like

(Each state has some item wedged to stay inside its borders)

  • Alabama: A moai head facing east.
  • Alaska: Winne the Pooh with a jetpack and a ray gun.
  • Arizona: A refrigerated shelf containing milk, bread, and pastries.
  • Arkansas: A measuring cup.
  • California: A vacuum.
  • Colorado: The wiki article on Colorado.
  • Connecticut: A train conductor's hat.
  • Delaware: A meerkat.
  • Florida: an eggplant.
  • Georgia: Missouri.
  • Hawaii: A snowball.
  • Idaho: A garden gnome, sitting down.
  • Illinois: A gangster with a guitar case, upside down.
  • Indiana: The brush of a paintbrush.
  • Iowa: A tomato, lettuce, cold cut and cheese sandwich.
  • Kansas: A stand-up piano.
  • Kentucky: A cloud.
  • Louisiana: A boot with some gum stuck to the bottom of it.
  • Maine: A Vulcan salute.
  • Maryland: A howling wolf, upside down.
  • Massachusetts: An elephant, being ridden by a man, carrying tea.
  • Michigan: A mitten for the lower portion, an eagle for the UP.
  • Minnesota: $160 in $20 USD bills.
  • Mississippi: A moai head facing west.
  • Missouri: Georgia.
  • Montana: One half of a muffin.
  • Nebraska: A blue VW type 2 with mattresses sticking out the back.
  • Nevada: A clothes iron.
  • New Hampshire: A tall brick factory building.
  • New Jersey: A bent-over old person.
  • New Mexico: A liquid container labeled for something of unusual and silly danger.
  • New York: A hybrid transmission with standard manual-style gears and a torque converter sliced in half.
  • North Carolina: A bouquet of flowers.
  • North Dakota: The top half of an amp.
  • Ohio: Underwear (Briefs).
  • Oklahoma: A covered pot, dripping with boilover.
  • Oregon: A locomotive.
  • Pennsylvania: A very thick book with a bookmark.
  • Rhode Island: The bow half of a boat's hull.
  • South Carolina: A slice of pizza.
  • South Dakota: The bottom half of an amp.
  • Tennessee: A number of children's books, placed in a slightly askew pile.
  • Texas: A dog sitting in a bowl.
  • Utah: An oven.
  • Vermont: A microscope, upside down.
  • Virgina: A stegosaurus.
  • Washington: A whale.
  • West Virginia: A frog.
  • Wisconsin: A skull.
  • Wyoming: An envelope.
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Discussion

Hooray, another comic that only Americans will get. Randall, some of us live in *other* parts of the world. Davidy22[talk] 13:47, 8 January 2013 (UTC)

Wait, so an American artist with a mostly-American audience is supposed to limit himself to cartoons that everyone can understand? And people say AMERICANS are the arrogant ones. 71.229.88.206 07:59, 24 March 2013 (UTC)

Could someone please explain the stereotypes? I'm American and I don't really see any jokes. As far as I can tell, he just picked images that fit in each state.
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