Title text: 'But what's the buzz about the film?' 'We're hoping it's distracting.'
This comic depicts an entertainment news television program. The anchor notes that "all Hollywood" is in town, meaning there are a lot of members of the film industry. The event is a movie premiere, a common place for reporters to interview celebrities, actors, and other people related to entertainment.
Megan is at the premiere reporting for the television program. The red carpet is a tradition whereby a long red carpet is laid out leading to the entrance of a theatre as a symbol of elegance. Stars are said to "walk the red carpet" when they arrive and do interviews and pose for photos along this carpet. When asked the ambiguous question "How do things look?", instead of reporting on the premiere, Megan reports on the dire long-term outlook of our solar system. When asked how the stars are reacting, she makes a pun on stars reacting to the news and hydrogen fusion, the nuclear reaction of actual stars. All stars eventually die as a result of this hydrogen fusion. The anchor clarifies he meant movie stars, she notes that they and the rest of humanity will die out from the sun brightening just as the stars will eventually die. In the title text, the buzz refers to ongoing discussion of the movie, analogous to a continuous humming sound. Megan hopes this buzz distracts people from the apparently grave news she has already reported.
- [Standard vacuous entertainment newscast. An anchor starts off the segment with an inset feed of Megan.]
- In-studio News Anchor: All Hollywood is in town or tonight's star-studded premier! We go live to our reporter on the red carpet. How do things look?
- [Megan switches to fullscreen. Megan is stating on the red carpet in front of a full crowd.]
- Megan: Bleak. In 800 million years, the aging, brightening sun will boil away the oceans, and all this will be blowing sand.
- [Switch back to initial framing]
- Anchor: Oh. Um. ..sounds pretty grim. How are the stars reacting?
- Megan: Hydrogen fusion. But it won't last forever.
- Anchor: I mean the *movie* stars.
- Megan: They won't last forever either. None of us will.