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| title = Externalities | | title = Externalities | ||
| image = externalities.png | | image = externalities.png | ||
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==Explanation== | ==Explanation== | ||
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+ | This comic isn't a static image - even the title text changes depending on which part of the image you're hovering over. This comic presented a competition for students to see who could come closest to break a {{w|Skein (hash function)|Skein hash}}. | ||
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The blank regions in the above image are dynamically generated from various sources. | The blank regions in the above image are dynamically generated from various sources. | ||
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− | On this page, users were invited to enter "Your school's domain name" | + | On this page, users were invited to enter "Your school's domain name"—presumably intended to be their college alma mater. (At least in the beginning, only a few top-level domains were accepted.) If the user entered an acceptable domain (by xkcd's rules, which apparently changed during the 48 hours of the competition), he could then enter data values one at a time. For each data value entered, xkcd returned a hash value and the number of bits by which it differed from the target value. The object was to achieve the lowest possible number of differing bits, ideally zero. |
A ranking page showed the lowest value achieved for each domain name entered, but not the data that achieved it. The first name on the list was substituted in various panels, and the third-place school showed in panel five. No data values were reported by xkcd, but various results were posted by users of the xkcd forums and on other websites, leading to copycat submissions, so that occasionally large numbers of institutions would show the same moderately low value. | A ranking page showed the lowest value achieved for each domain name entered, but not the data that achieved it. The first name on the list was substituted in various panels, and the third-place school showed in panel five. No data values were reported by xkcd, but various results were posted by users of the xkcd forums and on other websites, leading to copycat submissions, so that occasionally large numbers of institutions would show the same moderately low value. | ||
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− | :Hey, [university] students | + | :Hey, [university] students! |
:Come find your future at Baidu! | :Come find your future at Baidu! | ||
:Megan: But nothing about Tiananmen Square. | :Megan: But nothing about Tiananmen Square. | ||
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− | :We're a convenient four hour drive from New York City (15,000 hours by | + | :We're a convenient four hour drive from New York City (15,000 hours by roomba) |
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− | :Travel to us by | + | :Travel to us by roomba, we're *that* close! |
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− | :We're so close you can get to us by | + | :We're so close you can get to us by roomba. |
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− | :Free | + | :Free roomba rides every morning while you have coffee. |
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− | :Your | + | :Your roomba comes in black & slate, or white & silver |
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− | :Just a short | + | :Just a short roomba ride up the coast, try not to fall off. |
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!Email | !Email | ||
!Education | !Education | ||
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|MIT | |MIT | ||
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|pgp encrypted | |pgp encrypted | ||
|have you ever really looked at the fourier | |have you ever really looked at the fourier | ||
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|me@car | |me@car | ||
|I can cut up melons | |I can cut up melons | ||
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|CMU | |CMU | ||
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|IO | |IO | ||
|O HAI O | |O HAI O | ||
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|TOTALLY.EDU.US | |TOTALLY.EDU.US | ||
|CONVENIENT US DOMAIN REDIRECTS | |CONVENIENT US DOMAIN REDIRECTS | ||
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|SOUTH DETROIT | |SOUTH DETROIT | ||
|HUNT LIKE A WOLVERINE | |HUNT LIKE A WOLVERINE | ||
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|POBox 12532 | |POBox 12532 | ||
|p.s. ill find my frog | |p.s. ill find my frog | ||
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|Oxford | |Oxford | ||
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|Any | |Any | ||
|I'm feeling lucky | |I'm feeling lucky | ||
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|UIC | |UIC | ||
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|Forget it | |Forget it | ||
|Riding the L all night long | |Riding the L all night long | ||
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|MY JOB NOW | |MY JOB NOW | ||
|@ | |@ | ||
|SAVE DOCUMENT AND SEND | |SAVE DOCUMENT AND SEND | ||
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− | :At Microsoft, you just need to relax and embrace the machine | + | :At Microsoft, you just need to relax and embrace the machine <!-- no period --> |
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− | :At [company], you'll have the | + | :At [company], you'll have the opportinity to work on cutting-edge projects. |
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|[[File:externality-dog2.png]] | |[[File:externality-dog2.png]] | ||
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|[[File:externality-dog3.png]] | |[[File:externality-dog3.png]] | ||
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|[[File:externality-dog10.png]] | |[[File:externality-dog10.png]] | ||
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|[[File:externality-dog12.png]] | |[[File:externality-dog12.png]] | ||
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The title text documents the different sources of data in the comic. The different title texts are: | The title text documents the different sources of data in the comic. The different title texts are: | ||
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|Most of the comic, after the competition ended||This comic went up on April 1st, and the panels changed throughout the day in response to readers doing things like breaking hashes, edited a rapidly-shuffling set of target Wikipedia articles, and donating to Wikimedia Foundation. (The vandalism is over now and CMU won the hashing contest.) | |Most of the comic, after the competition ended||This comic went up on April 1st, and the panels changed throughout the day in response to readers doing things like breaking hashes, edited a rapidly-shuffling set of target Wikipedia articles, and donating to Wikimedia Foundation. (The vandalism is over now and CMU won the hashing contest.) | ||
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− | | | + | |Most of the text in the first panel.||Happy April 1st, Everyone! |
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− | |Fifth panel.||[University] has the third best hash. See the full standings at http://almamater.xkcd.com/best.csv | + | |Fifth panel.||[University] has the third best hash. See the full standings at http://almamater.xkcd.com/best.csv |
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− | |Last | + | |Last panel.||The dog gains a pound for every $10 donated to the wikimedia foundation via this link. Currently at [amount donated] |
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− | == | + | ==Transcript== |
− | + | :[The comic is dynamically generated from multiple sources.] | |
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+ | :[First panel [[1193: Externalities#First Panel|transcript varies.]]] | ||
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+ | :[Second panel [[1193: Externalities#Second Panel|transcript varies.]]] | ||
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+ | :[Third panel [[1193: Externalities#Third Panel|transcript varies.]]] | ||
+ | :[Ponytail riding on a roomba.] | ||
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+ | :[Fourth panel [[1193: Externalities#Fourth Panel|transcript varies.]]] | ||
+ | :[A group of people waiting outside a door. One of them is holding a large net.] | ||
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+ | :Or [university] graduates, provided any of them manage to fill out the application correctly. | ||
+ | :Name: [random] | ||
+ | :Email: [Third place university] | ||
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+ | :[Sixth panel [[1193: Externalities#Sixth Panel|transcript varies.]]] | ||
+ | :Cueball: What does "make dog" do? | ||
+ | :Off-panel: Experimental dog generator. Don't click on it; the default size isn't set, so- | ||
+ | :'''*click*''' | ||
− | + | :''KZZZT'' | |
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+ | :Off-screen: Uh-oh. | ||
− | :[ | + | :[Last panel's [[1193: Externalities#Seventh Panel|transcript varies.]]] |
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− | : | + | ==The final Transcript== |
− | + | :This is a dynamic image with several different mouse-overs. Mouse-overs for specific panels are included in double curly brackets. | |
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− | :[ | + | :Ahoy, Carnegie Melonites! Come find your future at Baidu. |
+ | :[Megan with black hair stands in a blank void.] | ||
:Megan: But nothing about Tiananmen Square. | :Megan: But nothing about Tiananmen Square. | ||
+ | :<nowiki>{{Happy April 1st, everyone!}}</nowiki> | ||
+ | :[There is a link on this panel to almamater.xkcd.com.] | ||
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:It takes great minds to stifle other great minds. | :It takes great minds to stifle other great minds. | ||
− | :[Ponytail sits at a desk | + | :[Ponytail sits at a desk with two other people.] |
:Ponytail: Let's block Canada | :Ponytail: Let's block Canada | ||
− | : | + | :Others: Sounds good. |
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:We're a convenient four hour drive from New York City (15,000 hours by Roomba.) | :We're a convenient four hour drive from New York City (15,000 hours by Roomba.) | ||
− | :'' | + | :[Ponytail crouches on a moving Roomba with a steaming mug of coffee in one hand and a smartphone in the other.] |
− | + | :''whirrrrrrr'' | |
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:Our recruiters are on the hunt for unaware CMU graduates | :Our recruiters are on the hunt for unaware CMU graduates | ||
+ | :[Megan approaches three students with a giant net as they leave a classroom.] | ||
− | : | + | :Or UIC graduates, provied any of them manage to fill out the application correctly. |
+ | :[A website application which reads:] | ||
+ | ::Name: WHICH ONE | ||
+ | ::Email: FORGET IT | ||
+ | ::Education: RIDING THE L ALL NIGHT LONG | ||
+ | :<nowiki>{{uic has the third best hash. See the full standings at http: almamater.xkcd.com best.csv}}</nowiki> | ||
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:At Baidu, Inc., you'll have the opportunity to work on cutting-edge projects. | :At Baidu, Inc., you'll have the opportunity to work on cutting-edge projects. | ||
:[Cueball sits at a computer.] | :[Cueball sits at a computer.] | ||
:Cueball: What does "make dog" do? | :Cueball: What does "make dog" do? | ||
− | :Off-screen | + | :Off-screen person: Experimental dog generator. Don't click on it; the default size isn't set, so- |
:'''*click*''' | :'''*click*''' | ||
− | :[ | + | :[Cueball stares at the screen.] |
− | + | : ''KZZZT'' *bip* | |
− | + | :Off-screen: Uh oh. | |
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+ | :[A giant dog licks the desk where the computer once was, Cueball in the chair stares up at it.] | ||
+ | :<nowiki>{{The dog gains a pound for every $10 donated to the Wikimedia Foundation via this link. Currently at $41457.11.}}</nowiki> | ||
+ | :[A graphic showing two sliders and a dog. Next to the dog with arrows pointing to it are a thermometer graphic and the equation d(x)=R.] CAREERS@BAIDU, INC. PLAY GOD WITH DOGS (TM) | ||
+ | :There are arrows over and under "GOD" and "DOG" indicating that you switch the letters. | ||
+ | :The previous three panels link to the special Wikimedia fundraiser page. | ||
{{comic discussion}} | {{comic discussion}} | ||
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[[Category:Comics featuring Ponytail]] | [[Category:Comics featuring Ponytail]] | ||
[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]] | [[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]] | ||
[[Category:Comics featuring Hairy]] | [[Category:Comics featuring Hairy]] | ||
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