1253: Exoplanet Names
Title text: If you have any ideas, I hear you can send them to [email protected]
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On the 14th of August, the International Astronomical Union (IAU) issued a document about public naming of astronomical objects. It stated, "IAU fully supports the involvement of the general public, whether directly or through an independent organised vote, in the naming of planetary satellites, newly discovered planets, and their host stars.". It also contained, amongst other things, guidelines that suggested names should meet. These include stipulations such as "16 characters or less", "preferably one word", being "pronounceable (in as many languages as possible)", "not too similar to an existing name of an astronomical object", avoiding commercial names, and being "respectful of intellectual property". If we go down the list, we can see that many of Randall's suggestions do indeed violate the guidelines. Which is probably part of the joke.
Many real-world organizations have discovered (to their dismay) that internet voting often ends in hilarity and/or disaster. The 2009 Time 100 list was pwned by 4chan, as was Mountain Dew's "Dub the Dew" contest. Note that the IAU has learned this lesson, and is only soliciting suggestions from the public, but not offering a binding vote on names.
The document also states that suggestions may be sent to the email mentioned in the title text.
|Gliese 667 C||b||Space Planet||A very unoriginal name: Every planet is in space.|
|c||PILF||Pun of MILF, i.e. Planet I'd Like to Fuck. Planet c is a relatively hot planet, within the habitable zone.|
|d||A Star||"A Star" is obviously a bad name for a planet. A* (pronounced "A star") is already used in in astronomy, for example the milky way's black hole core is Sagittarius_A* "A Star" is also the name for the character asterisk and the name of the popular algorithm A* search algorithm in computer science.|
|e||e'); DROP TABLE PLANETS;--|| A reference to SQL injection, riffing off of comic 327, which featured a boy named |
|f||Blogosphere||Weird blog-related terms are a recurring theme in xkcd. See, for instance, comic 181.|
|h||Earth||Planet candidate h is about the mass of the earth, and described as "tantalizing"GJ 667C with three super-Earths in its habitable zone. See also (1231: Habitable Zone).|
|Tau Ceti||b||Sid Meier's Tau Ceti B||This refers to the game Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri.|
|c||Giant Dog Planet||VY Canis Majoris is one of the largest known stars at our galaxy and belongs to the constellation Canis Major, Latin for "greater dog". The constellation further contains Sirius, the brightest Star in the night sky, which is also known as "Dog Star".|
|d||Tiny Dog Planet||cf. Canis Minor, Latin for "lesser dog", another star constellation.|
|e||Phil Plainet||Phil Plait, a.k.a. The Bad Astronomer.|
|f||Unicode Snowman||The Unicode character ☃ is a reference to the planet's estimated surface temperature of -40°C. But this name would be pronounced differently in different languages.|
|Gliese 832||b||Asshole Jupiter||This massive planet orbits a red dwarf star at the longest known period of 3416 days at this category.|
|Gliese 581||b||Waist-deep Cats||Waist Deep is an action film from 2006, and the Lolcat meme does not need any further explaining.|
|c||Planet #14|| One of the earlier discoveries. Reported to be the first potentially Earth-like planet in the habitable zone of its star, though that is in doubt now.
At our Solar System the number of planets did increase to 15 in 1851, at that time astronomers count larger asteroids also as planets (Minor planets). Maybe Randall did use other sources, but he jokes about the status of Pluto not known in 1851.
|d||Ballderaan||A crude pun on the planet Alderaan from the Star Wars universe.|
|e||Eternia Prime||Eternia is a fictional planet in the Masters of the Universe animated series and toy collection.|
|f||Taupe Mars||Kim Stanley Robinson's wrote the award-winning Mars trilogy (Red Mars, Green Mars, Blue Mars). Taupe is a brownish-grey colour.|
|g||Jelly Filled Planet||Possibly a reference to the conjecture that this tidally locked planet has an isolated habitable zone under the substellar point, akin to the pocket of jelly in a jelly doughnut.|
|Epsilon Eridani||b||Skydot||SkyDOT is the Sky Database for Objects in Time-Domain run by LANL for the U.S. Dept. of Energy and includes data for Epsilon Eridani that can be used to constrain the orbital parameters of ε Eri b.|
|c||Laser Noises||A Laser does not produce noises; it only works at a well defined frequency. In science fiction, however, laser weapon discharges are usually accompanied by noise and Epsilon Eridani became a popular setting for science fiction after it's publicity as a target of the Project Ozma experiment.|
|Gliese 176||b||Pandora||The fictional, hellish planet from Frank Herbert's WorShip series of novels. Also the fictional moon in James Cameron's Avatar and the Planet used in Borderlands Games.|
|c||Pantera||Named for the heavy metal band.|
|Kepler-61||b||GoldenPalace.com||A gambling Web site, known for paying to have their name in unusual places (like forehead tattoos, species names...).|
|Upsilon Andromedae||c||Stampy||The name of the elephant from the Simpsons episode, "Bart Gets an Elephant".|
|d||Moonchild||The name Bastian gives the Childlike Empress in The Neverending Story.|
|e||Ham Sphere||HamSphere is a Ham Radio simulator program. Ham radio uses designated radio frequencies for non-commercial exchange of messages and more. A pun of Hemisphere.|
|HD 20794||b||Cosmic Sands||A pun on the name of the font Comic Sans. (See also: 590: Papyrus.)|
|c||Legoland||Legoland is a chain of Theme Parks owned by the Lego Group and run by British company Merlin Entertainments.|
|d||Planet with Arms||A reference to the early covers of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?|
|HD 85512||b||Lax Morality|
|HD 40307||b||Good Planet|
|d||Slickle||This is a reference to "The Petals Fall Twice", which was made as a humorous example of bad fan-fiction. The word itself is a portmanteau of "slowly", "licked", and "tickled".|
|e||Spare Parts||This suggests that the planet is "worthless" or "junk". This is false, of course. this may be a reference to the fact it is a planet with nothing much different from the other planets.|
|f||New Jersey VI|
|g||How Do I Join the IAU||This implies that the user "got lost" on the IAU website and thought that the "planet name suggestion" input was for general queries.|
|Gliese 163||b||Neil Tyson's Mustache||Neil deGrasse Tyson is a famous American astrophysicist and science communicator who does maintain a distinguished mustache.|
|d||Hair-Covered Planet||Hairy ball theorem, a well-known theorem of topology.|
|Pi Mensae||b||Moon Holder||The discovered Jupiter moons are more than 60, still counting... A Planet ten times more massive must also be a Moon Holder.|
|HD 189733||b||Permadeath||A well-characterized "Hot Jupiter" at a temperature range of 973 ± 33 K to 1,212 ± 11 K. A reference to the (Permanent death situation especially occurring in RPGs and MMORPGs).|
|Kepler-22||b||Blue Ivy||Blue Ivy Carter, daughter of musicians Beyoncé and Jay-Z.|
|Kepler-2418||b||Spherical Discworld||A creation of British author Sir Terry Pratchett, The Discworld is the fictional setting for his Discworld series of books and consists of a large disc supported by four elephants themselves standing on top of a turtle flying through space.|
|Kepler-1686||b||Emergency Backup Earth||This candidate planet has an Earth Similarity Index of 0.89, making it to one of the most habitable Kepler Object of Interest (KOI).|
|Kepler-3010||b||Feeeoooooooop||Possibly the onomatopoeia for something getting sucked into a black hole.|
- August 2013:
- The International Astronomical Union decides to start naming exoplanets, and—for the first time ever—asks for suggestions from the general public.
- They immediately regret this decision.
- Cueball: Can't you filter out the worst ones?
- The rightmost person: This is after the filter!