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==Explanation==
 
==Explanation==
In this comic, [[Randall]] uses {{w|time-tracking software}}, which is intended to increase productivity by identifying how you are spending time, that reveals that he is doing frivolous and pointless things that take up large amounts of his time. He makes remixes, edits ''{{w|Star Wars}}'' footage, reads strange (albeit entertaining) Wikipedia articles (see [[214: The Problem with Wikipedia]]), and even spends a large amount of time adjusting this software, all without getting anything useful done. Thus, he is embarrassed at this revelation. This time waste is a common subject on xkcd, as shown for instance in the comic mentioned above.
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In this comic, Randall uses {{w|time-tracking software}}, which is intended to increase productivity by identifying how you are spending time, that reveals that he is doing frivolous and pointless things that take up large amounts of his time. He makes remixes, edits Star Wars footage, reads strange (albeit entertaining) Wikipedia articles, and even spends a large amount of time adjusting this software, all without getting anything useful done. Thus, he is embarrassed at this revelation.
  
The visual appearance of {{w|Lightsaber|lightsabers}} in the ''Star Wars'' movies of the {{w|Star_Wars#Original_trilogy|original trilogy}} has been {{w|List_of_changes_in_Star_Wars_re-releases|digitally changed}} twice during the re-releases for the 2004 DVD and 2011 Blu-ray releases. There are several ''Star Wars'' fans that feel the need to alter the movies (mainly to revert the changes made in the re-release), but so far nobody felt the need to replace lightsabers with metal swords.
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The visual appearance of {{w|Lightsaber|lightsabers}} in the {{w|Star Wars}} movies of the original trilogy has been {{w|List_of_changes_in_Star_Wars_re-releases|digitally changed}} twice during the re-releases for de 2004 DVD and the 2011 Blu-ray release. There are several Star Wars fans that feel the need to alter the movies (mainly to revert the changes made in the re-release), but so far nobody felt the need to replace lightsabers with metal swords.
  
"{{w|Jack & Diane}}" is a rock song written in 1982 by {{w|John Mellencamp}}. "[https://youtu.be/h04CH9YZcpI?t=56 Suckin' on a chili dog outside the tastee freeze]" is the first line of the second verse of the song (see the [http://www.metrolyrics.com/jack-and-diane-lyrics-john-mellencamp.html lyrics here]). [http://lyricsmusic.name/john-mellencamp-lyrics/words-music-john-mellencamps-greatest-hits/jack-and-diane.html A remix] made using just this line would probably sound a bit repetitive (listen for instance to [http://svantana.bandcamp.com/track/you-were-workin-as-a-waitress-in-a-cocktail-bar this re-mix] of [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPudE8nDog0 "Don't You Want Me"], that almost only uses the first line of the song).
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{{w|Jack & Diane}} is a rock song written in 1982 by {{w|John Mellencamp}}. "Suckin' on a chili dog outside the tastee freeze" is the first line of the second verse of the song. A remix made using just this line would probably sound a bit repetitive.
  
Two Wikipedia lists are mentioned in the comic and title text; {{w|List of helicopter prison escapes}} and {{w|List of sexually active popes}}. Given that the Pope is supposed to be {{w|Clerical celibacy|celibate}} (at least after 1139), the mere fact that more than ten popes have been involved in sexual activity, even after 1139, is both amusing and intriguing. There are more than forty entries in the helicopter escape list for real-life attempts (plus 16 in fiction); not all of them succeeded, but several did!
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The two Wikipedia lists mentioned in this comic are: {{w|List of helicopter prison escapes}} and {{w|List of sexually active popes}}. Randall is disappointed in a lack of a Wikipedia list stemming from the intersection of the two; that is, a helicopter prison escape involving a sexually active pope. With the last sexually active pope being Pope Leo XII in the 1820s, and helicopter predecessors only taking flight in 1907, and mass production of helicopters not occurring until World War II, one concludes that such an event has never happened.
  
On June 7th, the [https://www.facebook.com/wikipedia/ Wikipedia Facebook page] [https://www.facebook.com/wikipedia/posts/10154133410693346 posted a link] to the ''List of helicopter prison escapes'' article. A user [https://www.facebook.com/wikipedia/posts/10154133410693346?comment_id=10154135208533346&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R9%22%7D commented] asking if the article was posted on Facebook due to the xkcd comic, and Wikipedia [https://www.facebook.com/wikipedia/posts/10154133410693346?comment_id=10154135208533346&reply_comment_id=10154135327863346&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R9%22%7D replied] by pasting an image of the xkcd comic, which seems to indicate that the Wikipedia representative running the Facebook page was aware of this xkcd comic and posted the list in reference to the comic.
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The Wikipedia list of sexually active popes has been mentioned before in a what if? article on infinitely powerful lasers as a sort of replacement for the entertainment a infinitely powerful laser could supply, if one could exist.
 
 
In the title text, Randall mentions his disappointment with the lack of a Wikipedia list stemming from the intersection of the two; that is, a helicopter prison escape involving a sexually active pope. With the last (known) sexually active pope being Pope Leo XII in the 1820s, and helicopter predecessors only taking flight in 1907, and mass production of helicopters not occurring until the 1950s, such an event has probably never happened.{{Citation needed}}
 
 
 
This xkcd comic was published on June 6th. On that day, the Wikipedia article "List of helicopter prison escapes involving sexually active popes" was created and subsequently deleted.
 
 
 
The Wikipedia list of sexually active popes has been mentioned before in the ''[[what if? (blog)|what if?]]'' article ''{{what if|109|Into the Blue}}'' on infinitely powerful lasers, and after noting that such a thing cannot exist, the list is offered as a replacement for entertainment.
 
  
 
==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
:[This comic shows a pie chart with 5 slices, each with a label and a line pointing to these five different sized slices. There is a caption above the chart:]
 
:<u>Your activity report</u>
 
 
:[The labels on each slice is given in clockwise order starting top left. The percentages are estimated from the image and are noted in the square brackets before the transcript:]
 
  
:[38%]: Going through the Star Wars movies and digitally replacing all the lightsabers with regular metal swords
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[The panel displays a pie chart with 5 slices, titled "Your activity report". You can find below the transcript of the labels on each slice in clockwise order. The percentages are estimated from the image, and are not included in the actual comic]
:[16%]: Reading every entry in the Wikipedia article ''List of helicopter prison escapes''
 
:[23%]: Installing and configuring time-tracking software
 
:[02%]: Actual productive work
 
:[21%]: Making a remix of that ''Jack and Diane'' song where every line is just "Suckin' on a chili dog outside the tastee-freez" over and over
 
  
:[Below the frame there is a caption:]
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* 38% Going through the Star Wars movies and digitally replacing all the lightsabers with regular metal swords
:Time-tracking software shines an uncomfortably harsh light on my daily life.
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* 16% Reading every entry in the Wikipedia article {{w|List of helicopter prison escapes}}
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* 23% Installing and configuring time-tracking software
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* 2% Actual productive work
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* 21% Making a remix of that Jack and Diane song where every line is just [https://youtu.be/h04CH9YZcpI?t=56 "Suckin' on a chili dog outside the tastee-freez"] over and over
  
 
{{comic discussion}}
 
{{comic discussion}}
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