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==Explanation==
 
==Explanation==
All visible goals except the last one on this to-do list feature one or more strange words containing an excess of the last three letters of the alphabet (X, Y and Z), often using several of them in the same words, even several of the same rare letter in a row. (See [[#Table of life goals|Table of life goals]] below).  
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{{incomplete|What does the note section of the table mean when it reefers to Proper noun or noun? Simmilar with "Score (ignoring blanks)" and 50 points}}
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All nine unchecked goals on this to-do list features words containing an excess of the last three letters of the alphabet (X, Y and Z), often using several off them in the same words, even several of the same in a row.  
  
All of these words can be looked up in the English version of Wikipedia, but only a few are {{w|common noun}}s, three of them weird animal names, the rest being {{w|proper nouns}}, i.e. persons names (fictional or artist) or obscure names for places or video games. The first goal is the one with fewest of these letters, only using two x's, and only the first word is strange, {{w|Skrillex}} being the artist's name of a musician. All later entries have at least three of these letters, which are most often used in very strange, often difficult-to-pronounce, words.
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All of them are words that can be looked up in the English version of Wikipedia, but only a few are proper nouns, the rest being fictional names, or obscure names for places or games. The first goal is the one with fewest of these letters, only using two x's, and only the first word is strange, {{w|Skrillex}} being the artist name of a musician. All later entries has at least three of these letters, and often used in strange words.
  
The punchline, in the final and ninth goal, expresses that the writer of this list often uses these unexpected and bizarre words in {{w|Scrabble}} games, which exasperates his opponents to such a great extent that he has yet to finish a game without getting punched. All of these words would theoretically earn a player many points in Scrabble, but outside of casual play it is not allowed to use proper nouns (see [[#Scrabble points|Scrabble points]] below).
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The punchline, in the final goal, expresses that the writer of this list often uses these unexpected and bizarre words in {{w|Scrabble}} games, which exasperates his opponents to such a great extent, that he has yet to finish a game without getting punched.
  
In the title text, a reference is made to the fact that none of these goals have been checked off yet. It also turns out that it is indeed [[Randall|Randall's]] list, since the writer of the list did (at least) manage to check off the goal ''Make something called xkcd'' early. Sadly there are neither y's nor z's nor even more than one x in that four letter combo.
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In the title text, a reference is made to the fact that none of these goals have been checked off yet. It also turns out that it is indeed [[Randall|Randall's]] list, since the writer of the list, did manage to check of the goal ''Make something called xkcd'' early. But sadly there are neither y's nor z's or even more than one x in that four letter combo.
  
This comic was published the week after the ''[[what if? (blog)|what if?]]'' article ''{{what if|152|Flood Death Valley}}'', which referred directly to the city {{w|Zzyzx}} in one of the pictures. It's the second comic in that week after the what if? post that references it more or less directly, the previous one being [[1748: Future Archaeology]]. It seems likely that Randall created this comic after doing research for this what if? post, and came across the city Zzyzx as the shortest way to dig a channel to flood Death Valley.
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All of these words would theoretically earn a player the prize of many points in Scrabble (see the [[#Table of xyz words|table]] below). However, most of them would not be found in {{w|SOWPODS}}, the combined list of all words valid in either British or North American Scrabble, and many include too many X's, Y's or Z's (there's 1 X, 2 Y's, 1 Z in a standard set), meaning at least one would have to be substituted for a blank (which is not worth any points). Some words would also be very difficult to play in reality, since there are only 7 letters in a Scrabble hand, so they could only be played in extremely rare circumstances (there are only a couple of ways to play MUZQUIZOPTERYX: for instance, from MU and OPTER; or MU, QUIZ and ER; or an astonishingly unlikely set of crossing letters). Many are long enough that, in theory, they could net the player the additional 50 point bonus for using all seven letters in a hand if played right.
  
===Table of life goals===
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===Table of xyz words===
*The number of letters X, Y and Z is in the entire sentence.
 
*The total is the total number of these three letters in the entire sentence.
 
{|class="wikitable sortable"
 
! Goal
 
! Explanation
 
! #X
 
! #Y
 
! #Z
 
! Total
 
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| Meet Skrillex in Phoenix || Randall's goal is to meet the musician using the artist name {{w|Skrillex}} in the city of {{w|Phoenix, Arizona|Phoenix}}. Not that Skrillex has any specific connection to that city.{{Citation needed}} || 2|| 0|| 0|| 2
 
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| Study zymurgy  || {{w|Zymurgy}} (or zymology) is an applied science which studies the biochemical process of {{w|fermentation}}.|| 0|| 3|| 1|| 4
 
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| Get a pet axolotl named Hexxus  || Randall's goal is to obtain a type of pet Mexican neotenic salamander (an {{w|axolotl}}) and name it after the malevolent Hexxus from the animated film {{w|FernGully: The Last Rainforest}}. (Hexxus has been mentioned on xkcd after this, namely on [[1767: US State Names]] and [[1918: NEXUS]].) The axolotl is a critically endangered species in nature, but they are relatively popular in captivity, with well established captive breeding populations. || 3|| 0|| 0|| 3
 
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| Observe a syzygy from Zzyzx, California  || Randall's goal is to observe an astronomical event in which three celestial bodies form a straight line (known as a {{w|Syzygy (astronomy)|syzygy}}), from the Californian city of {{w|Zzyzx, California|Zzyzx}}. That city had recently been mentioned in the last ''[[what if? (blog)|what if?]]'' article: ''{{what if|152|Flood Death Valley}}'', released less than a week before this comic. || 1|| 4|| 4|| 9
 
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| Port the games Zzyzzyxx and Xexyz to Xbox  || Randall's goal is to {{w|porting|port}} (i.e. adapting software from one platform so it can be used on another platform) two old video games so they can be used on the modern video game platform {{w|Xbox}}. The first game is {{w|Zzyzzyxx}}, a 1982 {{w|arcade video game}} about navigating a labyrinth, and the second is {{w|Xexyz}}, a 1988 game for the {{w|Nintendo Entertainment System}} with platform and shoot-em-up game-play. [http://xbmcxbox.blogspot.com/2013/03/complete-list-of-emulators-for-original.html Multiple emulators already exist] that can run both of these titles, although an actual native port would be a lot more difficult. || 5|| 3|| 5|| 13
 
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| Publish a Zzzax/Mister Mxyzptlk crossover  || A {{w|Crossover (fiction)|crossover}} means that two different stories (often comics) are mixed together, mixing either characters from the two, or the world of one and the characters of another story. In this case Randall's goal is to make a cross over of {{w|Zzzax}}, a {{w|Marvel comic}} book villain, with that of {{w|Mister Mxyzptlk}}, a {{w|DC Comics}} villain. Since Zzzax and Mxyzptlk come from different companies, a crossover story involving them both might run into license problems if published commercially, though the two companies have come together on {{w|Intercompany crossover|several occasions}} for similar projects. Alternatively, Randall could choose to do a crossover with {{w|Zsasz}} instead, both being DC villains would make it easier to make and publish.  || 2|| 1|| 4|| 7
 
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| Bike from Xhafzotaj, Albania to Qazaxbəyli, Azerbaijan  || Randall's goal is to bike from {{w|Xhafzotaj}}, a village in {{w|Albania}} in eastern {{w|Europe}}, to {{w|Qazaxbəyli}}, a village in {{w|Azerbaijan}} in the {{w|Caucasus}}. The distance between [https://www.google.com/maps/place/Xhafzotaj,+Albanien/@41.3420999,19.538176,15z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x134fd7eb6257dec7:0xc0c17ea9f1d4ef05!8m2!3d41.3442157!4d19.547883 Xhafzotaj] and [https://www.google.com/maps/place/Gazakhbayly,+Aserbaidschan/@41.1604329,45.3040337,15z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x4041307bb83f5793:0x30f6c3728844806e!8m2!3d41.1606486!4d45.3147936 Qazaxbəyli] is about 2800 km (1700 miles). Doing this trip by bike would be challenging, but possible.
 
 
 
Note: the Azerbaijani village is misspelled as Qazaxbəylı (QAZAXBƏYLI) in the comic with a dotless ı at the end; a dotted i would have its dot even in the uppercase version in Turkish and Azeri, i.e. QAZAXBƏYLİ.
 
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| Paint an Archaeopteryx fighting a Muzquizopteryx  || Randall's goal is to make a painting of two flying {{w|Ornithodiran}}s fighting. Unfortunately, {{w|Archaeopteryx}}, a famous small feathered dinosaur, and {{w|Muzquizopteryx}}, a {{w|pterosaur}} (the famous flying "dinosaurs"), lived in different time periods, so such a fight (most likely) could not have ever taken place; therefore, a painted picture of it would require a fair amount of {{w|artistic license}}. The feathered dinosaur was only about half a meter long, but with clear feathers. It is a clear candidate for a {{w|transitional fossil}} between non-avian dinosaurs and birds. It lived in the {{w|late Jurassic}} epoch around 150 million years ago. The pterosaur had a wingspan of about 2 m, was one of the first (and smallest) of this type of pterosaur, and lived in the {{w|Coniacian}} age about 86-90 million years ago. This means the two ornithodirans live as far apart in time as we live apart from the last of the dinosaurs. Since Muzquizopteryx was larger, it seems likely that it would have won such a fight. Randall has previously made several comments on the feathers of dinosaurs, as recently as the comic released a week before this one [[1747: Spider Paleontology]]; see more there. (This scene [https://www.deviantart.com/seleuf/art/Archaeopteryx-VS-Muzquizopteryx-659380937 has been drawn] after the comic was published.) || 2|| 2|| 2|| 6
 
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| Finish a game of Scrabble without getting punched  || Randall's final goal is to avoid getting punched during a {{w|Scrabble}} game. As he uses these unexpected and bizarre words mentioned in his other goals when playing Scrabble games, he exasperates his opponents to such a great extent that he has yet to finish a game without getting punched. This sentence is the only one with zero of the three letters. || 0|| 0|| 0|| 0
 
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| Make something called xkcd  || '''Title text''':  Here it is made clear that this is Randall's list, as this is his only xyz goal that he has succeeded, and quite early, as he has already [[1581: Birthday|celebrated its 10 years anniversary]].  || 1|| 0|| 0|| 1
 
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===Scrabble points===
 
All of these strange words would theoretically earn a player the prize of many points in Scrabble (Go to the [[#Table of words|table of words]] below). However, most of them would not be found in {{w|SOWPODS}} (the combined list of all words valid in either British or North American Scrabble tournaments).  Also, many include too many X's, Y's or Z's (there's 1 X, 2 Y's, 1 Z in a standard set), meaning at least one would have to be substituted for a blank (which is not worth any points). Some words would also be very difficult to play in reality, since there are only 7 letters in a Scrabble hand, so they could only be played in extremely rare circumstances (there are only a couple of ways to play MUZQUIZOPTERYX: for instance, from MU and OPTER; or MU, QUIZ and ER; or an astonishingly unlikely set of crossing letters). Many are long enough that, in theory, they could net the player the additional 50 point bonus for using all seven letters in a hand if played right.
 
 
 
====Table of words====
 
 
*Explanation of the columns:
 
*Explanation of the columns:
**Word: With xyz
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**Word: With xyz
 
**Definition: Of the word
 
**Definition: Of the word
**Notes: Part of speech (noun or proper noun) and origin of the word
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**Notes: ??
**In SOWPODS?: Is the word a valid Scrabble word.
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**In {{w|SOWPODS}}?: Is the word a valid Scrabble word.
 
**Enough tiles (...): Are there enough tiles in the standards English version of Scrabble to write the word?
 
**Enough tiles (...): Are there enough tiles in the standards English version of Scrabble to write the word?
**Score: What would the maximum possible score in Scrabble be for this word. (Without any bonuses.)
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**Score: What would the score in Scrabble be for this word. (Without any bonuses.)
**Score (with blanks): What would the maximum possible score in Scrabble be for this word, taking into account the fact that some words need extra blank tiles, which aren't worth points.
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**Score (ignoring blanks): ??? If the word can only be written using blanks, and these are set to zero what would the score then be?
**50 points possible?: Is it possible to use all seven letters writing the word? If so it will give 50 points extra.
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**50 points possible?: ??? Is it possible to use all seven letters writing the word? If so it will give 50 points extra.
 
{|class="wikitable sortable"
 
{|class="wikitable sortable"
! Word !! Definition !! Notes !! In SOWPODS? !! Enough tiles ({{w|Scrabble letter distributions|in English version}})? !! Score !! Score (with blanks) !! 50 points possible?
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! Word !! Definition !! Notes !! In SOWPODS? !! Enough tiles ({{w|Scrabble letter distributions|in English version}})? !! Score !! Score (ignoring blanks) !! 50 points possible?
 
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| {{w|Skrillex}} || A dubstep musician || Proper noun, stage name || No || Yes || 19 || 19 || Yes
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| {{w|Skrillex}} || A dubstep musician || Proper noun || No || Yes || 19 || 19 || Yes
 
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| {{w|Phoenix, Arizona|Phoenix}} || A city in Arizona (or the {{w|Phoenix (mythology)|mythological bird}}) || Proper noun (but noun for the bird) || Yes (but only because of the bird) || Yes || 19 || 19 || Yes
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| {{w|Phoenix, Arizona|Phoenix}} || A city in Arizona (and a mythological bird) || Proper noun and noun || Yes (but only in lower-case) || Yes || 19 || 19 || Yes
 
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| {{w|Zymology|Zymurgy}} || The study of fermentation. || Noun || Yes || Yes || 25 || 25 || Yes
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| {{w|Zymology|Zymurgy}} || The study of fermentation. || || Yes || Yes || 25 || 25 || Yes
 
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| {{w|Axolotl}} || A kind of water-breathing salamander which lives on the bottom of lakes. || Noun, name of animal species || Yes || Yes|| 14 || 14 || Yes  
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| {{w|Axolotl}} || A kind of water-breathing salamander which lives on the bottom of lakes. || || Yes || Yes|| 14 || 14 || Yes  
 
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| [http://villains.wikia.com/wiki/Hexxus Hexxus] || An evil spirit from the animated movie {{w|FernGully:_The_Last_Rainforest|FernGully}} || Proper noun, fictional name || No || Yes, with a blank as X || 23 || 15 || No
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| [http://villains.wikia.com/wiki/Hexxus Hexxus] || An evil spirit from the animated movie [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FernGully:_The_Last_Rainforest FernGully] || Fictional || No || With a blank as X || 23 || 15 || No
 
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| {{w|Syzygy (astronomy)|Syzygy}} || An astronomical event where three celestial bodies form a straight line. || Noun || Yes || Yes, with a blank as Y || 25 || 21 || No  
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| {{w|Syzygy (astronomy)|Syzygy}} || An astronomical event where three celestial bodies form a straight line. || || Yes || With a blank as Y || 25 || 21 || No  
 
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| {{w|Zzyzx, California|Zzyzx}} || An unincorporated community in California || Proper noun, name of city. || No || Yes, with both blanks as Z || 42 || 22 || No
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| {{w|Zzyzx, California|Zzyzx}} || An unincorporated community in California || Proper noun. Recently mentioned in [http://what-if.xkcd.com/152/ this what-if] || No || Yes, with both blanks as Z || 42 || 22 || No
 
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| {{w|Zzyzzyxx}} || A 1982 arcade video game about navigating a labyrinth || Proper noun, name of game || No || No || 64 || 26 (assuming four blanks) || Yes   
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| {{w|Zzyzzyxx}} || A 1982 arcade video game about navigating a labyrinth || Proper noun || No || No || 64 || 26 (assuming infinite blanks) || Yes   
 
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| {{w|Xexyz}} || A 1988 game for the Nintendo Entertainment System with platformer and shoot-em-up gameplay. || Proper noun, name of game || No || Yes, with a blank as X || 31 || 23 || No  
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| {{w|Xexyz}} || A 1988 game for the Nintendo Entertainment System with platformer and shoot-em-up gameplay. || Proper noun || No || With a blank as X || 31 || 23 || No  
 
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| {{w|Xbox}} || A series of home video game consoles developed by Microsoft. || Proper noun, name of game console || No || Yes, with a blank as X || 20 || 12 || No  
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| {{w|Xbox}} || A series of home video game consoles developed by Microsoft. || Proper noun || No || With a blank as X || 20 || 12 || No  
 
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| {{w|Zzzax}} || A Marvel comic book villain. || Proper noun, fictional name || No || Yes, with both blanks as Z || 39 || 19 || No  
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| {{w|Zzzax}} || A Marvel comic book villain. || See below || No || With both blanks as Z || 39 || 19 || No  
 
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| {{w|Mister Mxyzptlk}} || A DC Comics villain. || Proper noun, fictional name  || No || Yes || 42 (8 for Mister, 35 for Mxyzptlk) || 42 || Yes  
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| {{w|Mister Mxyzptlk}} || A DC Comics villain. || Fictional. Since Zzzax and Mxyzptlk come from different companies, a crossover story involving them both might run into license problems. || No || Yes || 42 (8 for Mister, 35 for Mxyzptlk) || 42 || Yes  
 
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| {{w|Xhafzotaj}} || A village in Albania || Proper noun, name of city || No || Yes || 38 || 38 || Yes  
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| {{w|Xhafzotaj}} || A village in Albania || Proper noun || No || Yes || 38 || 38 || Yes  
 
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| {{w|Qazaxbəyli}} || A village in Azerbaijan || Proper noun, name of city || No || No, because it's spelled with a {{w|schwa}} (ə, upper case Ə) and a Turkic {{w|dotted i}} (i, upper case İ), this word would be impossible to spell in English-language Scrabble, although you could put an E tile down upside down (Ǝ) for the schwa and an I for the İ or use blanks. It can alternatively be spelled "Kazakhbeyli". || 38 (at least, unclear) <br/>36 for Kazakhbeyli || 39 || Yes  
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| {{w|Qazaxbəyli}} || A village in Azerbaijan || Proper noun. It can alternatively be spelled "Kazakhbeyli".  || No || Because it's spelled with a schwa (ə, upper case Ə), this word would be impossible to spell in English-language Scrabble, although you could put an E tile down upside down (Ǝ) or use a blank. || 39 (at least, Unclear) <br/>36 for Kazakhbeyli || 39 || Yes  
 
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| {{w|Azerbaijan}} || A country in the Caucasus || Proper noun, name of country || No || Yes || 28 || 28 || Yes  
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| {{w|Azerbaijan}} || A country in the Caucasus || Proper noun || No || Yes || 28 || 28 || Yes  
 
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| {{w|Archaeopteryx}} || A famous small feathered dinosaur || Noun, name of animal species  || Yes || Yes || 30 || 30 || Yes  
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| {{w|Archaeopteryx}} || A famous small feathered dinosaur || || Yes || Yes || 30 || 30 || Yes  
 
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| {{w|Muzquizopteryx}}  || A pterosaur || Noun, name of animal species || No || Yes, with a blank as Z || 55 || 45 || Yes  
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| {{w|Muzquizopteryx}}  || A pterosaur || || No || With a blank as Z || 55 || 45 || Yes  
 
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| {{w|xkcd}} || From title text. See [[207: What xkcd Means]]. || Proper noun, name of web comic || No || Yes || 18 || 18 || No  
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| {{w|xkcd}} || See [[207: What xkcd Means]]. || From title text || No || Yes || 18 || 18 || No  
 
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The distance between [https://www.google.com/maps/place/Xhafzotaj,+Albanien/@41.3420999,19.538176,15z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x134fd7eb6257dec7:0xc0c17ea9f1d4ef05!8m2!3d41.3442157!4d19.547883 Xhafzotaj] in Albania and [https://www.google.com/maps/place/Gazakhbayly,+Aserbaidschan/@41.1604329,45.3040337,15z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x4041307bb83f5793:0x30f6c3728844806e!8m2!3d41.1606486!4d45.3147936 Quazaxbeyli] in Azerbaijan is about 2800km. Doing this trip by bike would be challenging, but possible.
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Unfortunately Archaeopteryx and Muzquizopteryx lived in different time periods, so we can only speculate which one would win a fight.
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The title text explains naming something [http://www.xkcd.com xkcd] "xkcd" was also a goal.
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It seems likely that Randall created this comic after doing research for this what if article (http://what-if.xkcd.com/152/), and came across the city Zzyzx as the shortest way to dig a channel to flood Death Valley.
  
 
==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
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{{comic discussion}}
 
{{comic discussion}}
  
[[Category:FernGully]] <!--hexxus-->
 
 
[[Category:Charts]]
 
[[Category:Charts]]
 
[[Category:Comics featuring real people]] <!--Skrillex-->
 
[[Category:Comics featuring real people]] <!--Skrillex-->
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[[Category:Video games]]
 
[[Category:Video games]]
 
[[Category:Fiction]]
 
[[Category:Fiction]]
[[Category:Comics featuring Randall Munroe]]
 

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