1767: US State Names

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>TYRONE COME QUICK, MY WIFE IS ABOUT TO ENTER EARLY MENOPAUSE FROM YEARS OF BLACK COCK RAVAGING >YEAH THAT'S IT TYRONE, FUCK HER, FUCK THAT EVIL ARYAN WHORE I'M MARRIED TO REAL GOOD! DESTROY HER ORGANS, MAKE SURE HER NAZI CUNT NEVER WORKS PROPERLY AGAIN! OH MY SCIENCE, THIS NEW WHITE NOISE ALBUM BY JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA THAT'S PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND IS ABSOLUTELY AWESOMESAUCE LIKE "whirling on the rags " IN THE SOROS FOUNDATION FUNDED GAME "Disco Elysium"

  • some time later*

>TYRONE, MY WIFE TOOK A PREGNANCY TEST THIS MORNING AND SHE STILL ISN'T PREGNANT. I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT'S POSSIBLE, THIS IS LIKE THE 10TH TIME YOU'VE RAPED HER CUNT. MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST KILL THIS USELESS NAZI WHORE AND SEARCH FOR ANOTHER WH*TE WOMAN THAT YOU CAN FUCK. >WAIT A SECOND....... TYRONE, YOU DIDN'T GET A VASECTOMY, DID YOU? DID YOU VASECTOMY, TYRONE? >WHAT THE FUCK, TYRONE!? HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!? YOUR SOLE PURPOSE IN LIFE WHICH IS TO IMPREGNATE WH*TE WOMEN AND HELP GET RID OF WH*TE PEOPLE IS ABSOLUTELY RUINED! >WHY THE F*CK DID YOU LISTEN TO ME TYRONE? THAT SHIT WAS ONLY SUPPOSED TO TRICK OTHER KEKS LIKE ME! /r/vasectomy ISN'T FOR YOU! >I CAN'T BELIEVE I WASTED SO MUCH TIME AND MONEY FOR YOU TO FUCK MY WIFE WHILE YOU COULDN'T EVEN IMPREGNATE THAT INCEL CHUD NAZI GQP STUPID WHORE! I'VE WAITED SO LONG FOR HER TO GIVE BIRTH TO BEAUTIFUL MUTT CHIDLREN THAT I COULD FATHER, AND NOW ALL MY DREAMS OF GENOCIDING THE WH*TE RACE ARE FUCKING RUINED!!! >I'M FUCKING NOTHING, MY LIFE IS MEANINGLESS!!! I'VE WASTED MY ENTIRE LIFE, AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU, YOU STUPID DOUBLE-CROSSING FUCKING NIGGER! IT'S ALL OVER, TYRONE, IT'S ALL FUCKING OVER!!!!!!! >TYRONE...IS...IS THAT A GUN TYRONE??? >TYRONE DONT YOU KNOW THAT GUNS ARE EVIL AND USED BY FAR RIGHT INCELS WHO SHOOT UP BEAUTIFUL BLACK ARYANS. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU JUST SHOT A NIGGA? TYRONE BLACK ON BLACK VIOLENCE IS IMPOSSIBLE AND WAS INVENTED BY TRUMP, IT SAYS SO IN THE SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING OF THE LATEST JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA CD >NOW GIVE ME THE GUN YOU FUCKING NIGGER. GIVE ME THE FUCKING GUN GIVE ME IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!! YOU NEED TO HAND IT OVER TO THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT, THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT TYRONE!! THE JEW OWNED FAR LEFTIST KAMALA APPROVED NEOFASCIST LIBERAL CONSERVATIVE TWO SCOOPS GOVERNMENT!!! GIVE ME THE GUN TYRONE!!! GIVE ME THE GUN SO I CAN GIVE IT TO THE POLICE WHO I THINK SHOULD BE DEFUNDED!! WHAT? WHATS WITH THIS GUN? IT DOUBLES AS A STEREO THAT ONLY PLAYS MBV - TOUCHED?!!!?? TYRONE THIS IS FUCKING IT IVE HAD IT WITH YOU YOU SHITTY NIGGER *pulls out semi automatic* IM GOING TO KILL YOU HARDER THAN THE BLACK AFRICAN SLAVE OWNERS KILLED YOUR ANCESTORS YOU FUCKING APE