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==Explanation==
 
==Explanation==
The {{w|Supreme Court of the United States}} is the highest federal court of the United States. A {{w|Bracket (tournament)|tournament bracket}} is a tree diagram that represents the series of games played during a knockout tournament. US Supreme Court cases are typically titled as Petitioner versus Respondent. To spoof this, [[Randall]] has put sixteen famous Supreme Court cases into a tournament bracket, as though they were games in the first round of a single-elimination tournament, and that the winners of the 16 listed court cases will somehow file against each other and then again until the final winner is selected. This is similar to college basketball's {{w|NCAA Division I Men's Basketball Tournament|March Madness}}, complete with a ranking bracket. "Sweet 16" in the context of a tournament refers to the stage in a tournament where 16 competitors remain. This comic's concept is thus a word play on "court" (court of law v. basketball court).  The phrase "Supreme Court Bracket" also sounds similar to "Supreme Court Docket", which is the official schedule of cases that the Supreme Court will adjudicate (as all of these cases have been).
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{{incomplete|Each court case needs its own explanation, preferably a small paragraph instead of a sentence in parentheses. Do NOT delete this tag too soon.}}
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The {{w|Supreme Court of the United States}} is the highest federal court of the United States. A {{w|Bracket (tournament)|tournament bracket}} is a tree diagram that represents the series of games played during a knockout tournament. [[Randall]] suggests that the winners of the 16 listed court cases will file against each other and then again until the final winner is selected. However, many of them were humans who lived too far apart chronologically for that to be possible.  For example, over 100 years separated Gibbons v. Ogden from Near v. Minnesota, making a lawsuit between {w|Thomas Gibbons|Thomas Gibbons} and J.M. Near improbable.  (Minnesota is a state and could survive indefinitely, but it lost the case.)  In fact, {w|Thomas Gibbons|Thomas Gibbons} died in 1826, making it impossible for him to be a party to a lawsuit subsequent to Near v. Minnesota, which was decided in 1931.
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Court cases are typically titled as plaintiff versus defendant. Randall is spoofing this idea by imagining famous Supreme Court cases as though they were games in the first round of a single-elimination tournament, similar to college basketball's {{w|NCAA Division I Men's Basketball Tournament|March Madness}}, complete with a ranking bracket. "Sweet 16" in the context of a tournament refers to the stage in a tournament where 16 competitors remain. This comic's concept is thus a word play on "court" (court of law v. basketball court).
  
 
The cases are:
 
The cases are:
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====''Griswold'' (winner) v. Connecticut, 1965====
 
====''Griswold'' (winner) v. Connecticut, 1965====
In the case {{w|Griswold v. Connecticut}} (1965), the Court ruled that a statute barring {{w|Birth control|birth control}} to prevent pregnancy, also known as contraception, was unconstitutional, at least in its application to married couples, as there was an implicit right to privacy in the "penumbras" and "emanations" of other constitutional provisions. This ruling was used as precedent in {{w|Eisenstadt v. Baird}} (1972), which extended the right to unmarried couples, and in Roe v. Wade and Lawrence v. Texas (see below).
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ToDo:{{w|Griswold v. Connecticut|Griswold v. Connecticut}}
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(right to birth control)
  
 
====''Miranda'' (winner) v. Arizona, 1966====
 
====''Miranda'' (winner) v. Arizona, 1966====
In {{w|Miranda v. Arizona|Miranda v. Arizona}}, it was ruled that inculpatory and exculpatory statements would not be accepted in court if a defendant was not informed of their rights under the Fifth Amendment. The "Miranda Rights" warning ("You have the right to remain silent", etc.) is now used across the US.
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ToDo:{{w|Miranda v. Arizona|Miranda v. Arizona}}
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(required police to inform suspects of their rights)
  
 
====''Loving'' (winner) v. Virginia, April 10, 1967 - June 12, 1967====
 
====''Loving'' (winner) v. Virginia, April 10, 1967 - June 12, 1967====
In {{w|Loving v. Virginia}} the Supreme Court ruled that state laws prohibiting interracial marriage were unconstitutional, and were struck down.  This decision was well ahead of public opinion; a Gallup poll (cited by [https://thinkprogress.org/public-support-for-same-sex-marriage-surpasses-support-for-interracial-marriage-in-1991-b29fa01c2cfa/ Think Progress]) conducted the following year showed only 20% in favor.  This case was cited as precedent in Obergefell v. Hodges, listed below.
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ToDo: {{w|Loving v. Virginia|Loving v. Virginia}}
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(overturned a ban on interracial marriage)
  
 
====''Roe'' (winner) v. Wade, January 22, 1973====
 
====''Roe'' (winner) v. Wade, January 22, 1973====
In {{w|Roe v. Wade}}, the Supreme Court ruled that a woman's right to privacy, balanced against the state's interest in limiting {{w|abortion}}s, allowed women to undergo abortions in the first and second trimesters and allowed states the right to forbid third-trimester abortions.
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ToDo: {{w|Roe v. Wade|Roe v. Wade}}
 
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(right to abortion)
It was overruled by {{w|Dobbs v. Jackson Women's Health Organization}} in 2022, allowing states the right to regulate abortion throughout all of pregnancy.
 
  
 
====''United States'' (winner) v. Nixon, July 8, 1974 - July 24, 1974====
 
====''United States'' (winner) v. Nixon, July 8, 1974 - July 24, 1974====
In {{w|United States v. Nixon}}, the Supreme Court unanimously ruled that then-President {{w|Richard Nixon}}'s refusal to hand over certain tape recordings during his impeachment process was unconstitutional. This case placed limits on the power of executive privilege.
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ToDo: {{w|United States v. Nixon|United States v. Nixon}}
 
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(ordered president Nixon to turn over Watergate tapes)
====''Bush'' (winner) v. Gore, December 12, 2000====
 
  
In {{w|Bush v. Gore}}, the Supreme Court decided the highly contested 2000 presidential election between George W. Bush and Al Gore, arguing in a 5-4 decision that the recount required by Florida state law could not be carried out before the December 12 deadline required by the United States Code. As such, the statewide recount was stopped, and the now-official initial count (which favored Bush) propelled Bush to the presidency.
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====''Bush'' (winner) v. Gore, December 12, 2000=====
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ToDo: {{w|Bush v. Gore|Bush v. Gore}}
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(disputed 2000 Presidential election)
  
 
====''Lawrence'' (winner) v. Texas, June 26, 2003====
 
====''Lawrence'' (winner) v. Texas, June 26, 2003====
{{w|Lawrence v. Texas|Lawrence v. Texas}} ruled that sodomy laws were unconstitutional, making same-sex sexual activity legal in all US states and territories. It explicitly overturned another Supreme Court decision, {{w|Bowers v. Hardwick|Bowers v. Hardwick}}, a case which had previously ruled such laws to be constitutional.
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ToDo:{{w|Lawrence v. Texas|Lawrence v. Texas}}
 
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(invalidated sodomy laws)
====''Massachusetts'' (winner) v. EPA, April 2, 2007====
 
  
In {{w|Massachusetts v. Environmental Protection Agency|Massachusetts v. EPA}}, Massachusetts and 11 other states sued the {{w|United States Environmental Protection Agency|EPA}} for not regulating carbon dioxide and other greenhouse gases, saying that contrary to the claims of the EPA at that point in time, greenhouse gases are pollutants. In a 5-4 decision, the Supreme Court ruled in favor of the petitioners, forcing the EPA to start placing regulations on greenhouse gases.
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====''Massachusetts'' (winner) v. EPA, 2007====
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ToDo:{{w|Massachusetts v. Environmental Protection Agency|Massachusetts v. EPA}}
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(decided that the state of Massachusetts has standing to sue the EPA for not doing enough against global warming)
  
 
====''Obergefell'' (winner) v. Hodges, June 26, 2015====
 
====''Obergefell'' (winner) v. Hodges, June 26, 2015====
 
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ToDo:{{w|Obergefell v. Hodges|Obergefell v. Hodges}}
In {{w|Obergefell v. Hodges|Obergefell v. Hodges}}, the Supreme Court ruled 5-4 that the right to marriage is protected for same-sex couples by the Fourteenth Amendment.
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(allowing same-sex marriage)
 
 
===Sweet 16===
 
 
 
With the results given above, the "Sweet 16" of the bracket given would be as follows:
 
 
 
* Madison v. McCulloch
 
* Gibbons v. Near
 
* NLRB v. Brown
 
* Gideon v. Griswold
 
* Miranda v. Loving
 
* Roe v. United States
 
* Bush v. Lawrence
 
* Massachusetts v. Obergefell
 
  
 
The title text refers to a practice of filling out a March Madness bracket, predicting a winner for each game up to the championship. A bracket is "busted" when the result of a game is not as predicted; because future matchups depend on previous results, the whole bracket is worthless at that point. Randall "had Massachusetts v. Connecticut in the final", predicting both parties would win all previous rounds and advance to the final game/case. Because Connecticut lost its first-round case to Griswold, his bracket is busted in the first round.
 
The title text refers to a practice of filling out a March Madness bracket, predicting a winner for each game up to the championship. A bracket is "busted" when the result of a game is not as predicted; because future matchups depend on previous results, the whole bracket is worthless at that point. Randall "had Massachusetts v. Connecticut in the final", predicting both parties would win all previous rounds and advance to the final game/case. Because Connecticut lost its first-round case to Griswold, his bracket is busted in the first round.
  
In the second part of the title text, Randall writes: "I had Massachusetts v. Connecticut in the final, probably in a case over who gets to annex Rhode Island."  In fact, there actually was a Supreme Court case ''Massachusetts v. Connecticut'' (summary at [https://supreme.justia.com/cases/federal/us/282/660/ Justia.com], full text at [https://scholar.google.com/scholar_case?case=17012735467934830012&q=Connecticut+v.+Massachusetts&hl=en&as_sdt=2006 Google Scholar]) dealing with water rights on the Connecticut River, which flows between the two states.  
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In the second part of the title text, Randall writes: "I had Massachusetts v. Connecticut in the final, probably in a case over who gets to annex Rhode Island."  In fact, there actually was a Supreme Court case ''Massachusetts v. Connecticut'' (summary at [https://supreme.justia.com/cases/federal/us/282/660/ Justia.com], full text at [https://scholar.google.com/scholar_case?case=17012735467934830012&q=Connecticut+v.+Massachusetts&hl=en&as_sdt=2006 Google Scholar]) dealing with water rights on the Connecticut River, which flows between the two states.
 
 
Rhode Island is a smaller state that borders both Massachusetts and Connecticut (and no other state), hence the joke about "who gets to annex Rhode Island."
 
 
 
In an actual March Madness bracket, "Massachusetts" and "Connecticut" refer to the basketball teams from the University of Massachusetts and the University of Connecticut. So it is possible that a "Massachusetts v. Connecticut" matchup could occur in the basketball championship as well.
 
 
 
==Continued Brackets==
 
Occasionally, cases with the same names (if not the same defendants) have occurred in the United States.
 
* ''Roe v. United States'': A 1961 5th Circuit case. The judge initially ruled against Roe, but upon appeal in 1963, the judge ruled for Roe, and thus Roe will advance to the next round.
 
* ''Bush v. Lawrence'': A 2013 Virginia case. The judge ruled against Bush, but did partially grant one of the three motions. In any case, Lawrence will advance to the next round.
 
* ''NLRB v. Brown'': A 1965 Supreme Court case. The court ruled against the NLRB, and thus Brown will advance to the next round.
 
 
 
Thus, the Elite 8 (so far) will be as follows:
 
 
 
*TBD v. TBD
 
*Brown v. TBD
 
*TBD v. Roe
 
*Lawrence v. TBD
 
  
 
==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
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:[Caption below the frame:]
 
:[Caption below the frame:]
:Now that we've finished the round of 32, the Supreme Court will be moving on to the Sweet 16.
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:Now that we've finished the round of 32, the Supreme court will be moving on to the Sweet 16.
  
  
 
{{comic discussion}}
 
{{comic discussion}}
 
[[Category:Charts]]
 
[[Category:Tournament bracket]]
 

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