Editing 2083: Laptop Issues
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− | :[Cueball | + | :[Cueball is walking past a sign reading "Tech Support," with a right-pointing arrow and carrying a laptop.] |
:Off panel voice #1: ''Oh no.'' | :Off panel voice #1: ''Oh no.'' | ||
:Off panel voice #2: ''What?'' | :Off panel voice #2: ''What?'' | ||
:Off panel voice #1: ''This guy. He has the worst tech problems.'' | :Off panel voice #1: ''This guy. He has the worst tech problems.'' | ||
− | :[Cueball | + | :[Cueball at tech support desk with an open laptop facing Hairy and Ponytail.] |
:Cueball: My laptop's battery won't hold a charge. | :Cueball: My laptop's battery won't hold a charge. | ||
:Hairy: We can replace it. | :Hairy: We can replace it. | ||
:Cueball: Tried that. Now the new ones won't either. | :Cueball: Tried that. Now the new ones won't either. | ||
− | :[Close-up of Cueball | + | :[Close-up of Cueball] |
:Cueball: Also, random files get corrupted on the first day of every month. Factory reset didn't help. | :Cueball: Also, random files get corrupted on the first day of every month. Factory reset didn't help. | ||
− | :Off panel voice: ''You weren't kidding.'' | + | :Off panel voice #2: ''You weren't kidding.'' |
− | :[Close-up of Cueball | + | :[Close-up of Cueball] |
:Cueball: When it's plugged in, I get static shocks from my plumbing. | :Cueball: When it's plugged in, I get static shocks from my plumbing. | ||
:Off panel voice: What the... | :Off panel voice: What the... | ||
:Cueball: And it reboots if someone uses an arc welder nearby. | :Cueball: And it reboots if someone uses an arc welder nearby. | ||
− | :[Same tableau as second panel except that the laptop is slightly | + | :[Same tableau as second panel except that the laptop is slightly open now.] |
:Cueball: Transitions® lenses go dark when exposed to the screen, and when I open too many tabs, it fogs nearby photographic film. | :Cueball: Transitions® lenses go dark when exposed to the screen, and when I open too many tabs, it fogs nearby photographic film. | ||
:Hairy: We don't usually do this, but I've gotten permission from my manager to have you and the laptop hurled into the ocean. | :Hairy: We don't usually do this, but I've gotten permission from my manager to have you and the laptop hurled into the ocean. |