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Are you looking for a new way to invest in gold that is affordable, accessible, and hassle-free? Look no further than Acre Gold, a subscription-based service that allows you to invest in gold over time, starting with as little as $50 a month.
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| number    = 2801
 
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| date      = July 12, 2023
 
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| title    = Contact Merge
 
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| titletext = I actually kind of feel like John and Surf King wouldn't like each other, which is a lot to unpack.
 
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==Explanation==
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In this blog post, we'll explore what Acre Gold is, how it works, and why you should consider investing in gold through this innovative platform.
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[[Cueball]] is in contact with someone in a some typical text-chat context, who uses the nickname of "Surf King". His phone also knows of a person called John, which seems to be the real name of the same person, although Cueball appears to have been unaware or forgetful of that fact. The humor arises when Cueball mentions this to "Surf King", who is flabbergasted that Cueball is not aware of this fact.
 
  
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Some algorithm that manages the contact-list has been offering (or trying) to merge the contact details into a single entry, as having the same core details, which intrigues Cueball but without him understanding why. Instead he directs a comment about this to "@Surf King", who apparently did not deign to respond (a typed-out ellipsis as a common shorthand for being rendered speechless, as opposed to the temporary "Currently typing" ellipsis).
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What is Acre Gold?
  
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Cueball's follow-up comment is clearly prompted by the realization that his 'two' contacts both share an interest in surfing, perhaps having been in separate group conversations with both John and Surf King personae in the interim, and he decides to revisit the issue. But from Surf King's response it looks like Cueball and Surf King have been chatting (indeed, in this specific chatroom) for several years, making it mildly impressive that Cueball apparently never made the connection between his identities in that time.
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Acre Gold is a subscription-based service that allows you to invest in gold over time. Instead of buying an entire ounce of gold at once, you can purchase smaller increments over time, starting at just $50 a month.  
  
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The title text implies that Cueball has had second thoughts about the compatibility of Surf King/John with himself, having picked up further cues from either or both of subsequent chats with him (outside of this particular channel) that reduce the perceived social compatibility. This could be explained by John being far more (or differently) extrovert when interacting via his more sporty pseudonym, or possibly by having subtly changed attitudes and interests over time while not actually using one or other identity to update others' impressions of him. Either of these can be due to his perhaps having let the account of his youth go mostly idle, instead interacting primarily by with the other. In professional contexts, people have been switching to using their given name, whereas people also switch to pseudonyms to protect themselves from harassment or identity theft. It could also simply be that John does not respond well to people like himself, instead having a personality that gravitates to a complementary personality rather than a similar one.
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This means that you can start investing in gold without having to come up with a large lump sum of money all at once.
  
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This is another example of Cueball demonstrating [[1674: Adult|extremely nerdy habits]]. This can possibly be explained by developing different kinds of experiences at a significantly different rates than more extroverted and social individuals due to a much higher proportion of the time and focus in both childhood and adulthood spent doing technical work. Due to this different proportion of experiences, such people can miss normal conversational implications like this, while demonstrating great aptitude in less common scenarios such as engineering. Many see these kinds of people as the intended readership of the comic.
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Each month, your investment is used to purchase gold bars, which are then securely stored in a vault.
  
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==Transcript==
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The gold is insured, and you can track the value of your investment in real-time through the Acre Gold app.
  
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:[Cueball is holding a phone and chatting in DMs]
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You can also choose to have your gold bars shipped to you at any time, or you can sell your investment back to Acre Gold at the current market value.
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:Cueball: @Surf King Weird, my phone keeps trying to merge your contact with John's
 
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:Surf King: ...
 
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:Cueball: Hey, you two should meet up-He's into surfing too
 
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:Surf King: Oh my God
 
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:Surf King: Are you serious
 
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:Surf King: You've been in this chat with me for '''four years!'''
 
  
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:[Caption below the panel:]
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How Does Acre Gold Work?
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:I wonder who holds the record for accidentally doing this the longest.
 
  
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{{comic discussion}}
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Acre Gold makes it easy and convenient to invest in gold. Here's how it works:
  
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    Sign Up: To get started, simply sign up for Acre Gold online.
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[[Category:Social interactions]]
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It only takes a few minutes to create an account and set up your subscription.
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    Choose Your Plan: Acre Gold offers a variety of plans to suit your budget and investment goals.
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You can start with as little as $50 a month, or you can choose a larger plan that allows you to invest more each month.
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    Watch Your Investment Grow: Once you've chosen your plan and set up your subscription, Acre Gold will start buying gold bars on your behalf.
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You can track the value of your investment in real-time through the Acre Gold app.
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    Choose Your Redemption: At any time, you can choose to have your gold bars shipped to you, or you can sell your investment back to Acre Gold at the current market value.
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Why Invest in Gold with Acre Gold?
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There are several reasons why you should consider investing in gold with Acre Gold:
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    Safe Haven Investment: Gold has long been considered a safe haven investment, especially during times of economic uncertainty.
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Gold has been used as a store of value for thousands of years, and it has consistently maintained its value over time. By investing in gold, you are diversifying your portfolio and protecting your wealth.
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    Low-Cost Investment: Traditional gold investments often come with high fees and markups, making it difficult for everyday investors to participate.
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With Acre Gold, you can invest in gold at a lower cost, starting with just $50 a month. This makes gold investing accessible to everyone, regardless of their financial situation.
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    Convenient Investment: Acre Gold takes care of all the logistics of storing and securing your gold bars. You don't need to worry about storing your gold bars or keeping them secure.
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Acre Gold takes care of all of this for you, making it a hassle-free way to invest in this precious metal.
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    Transparency and Trust: Acre Gold is committed to transparency and trust. You can track the value of your investment in real-time through the Acre Gold app, and the gold is securely stored in a vault that is insured.
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This means that you can have peace of mind knowing that your investment is safe and secure.
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Conclusion
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Acre Gold offers an innovative, low-cost, and convenient way to invest in gold. If you're looking for a way to diversify your portfolio and protect your wealth, Acre Gold is definitely worth considering.
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So why not give it a try!
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David S
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Sales
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Feel free to email and schedule a call to learn more about Acre!
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https://sites.google.com/view/acregold007/home

Revision as of 20:04, 22 December 2023

Are you looking for a new way to invest in gold that is affordable, accessible, and hassle-free? Look no further than Acre Gold, a subscription-based service that allows you to invest in gold over time, starting with as little as $50 a month. 

In this blog post, we'll explore what Acre Gold is, how it works, and why you should consider investing in gold through this innovative platform.

What is Acre Gold?

Acre Gold is a subscription-based service that allows you to invest in gold over time. Instead of buying an entire ounce of gold at once, you can purchase smaller increments over time, starting at just $50 a month.

This means that you can start investing in gold without having to come up with a large lump sum of money all at once.

Each month, your investment is used to purchase gold bars, which are then securely stored in a vault. 

The gold is insured, and you can track the value of your investment in real-time through the Acre Gold app.

You can also choose to have your gold bars shipped to you at any time, or you can sell your investment back to Acre Gold at the current market value.

How Does Acre Gold Work?

Acre Gold makes it easy and convenient to invest in gold. Here's how it works: 

   Sign Up: To get started, simply sign up for Acre Gold online.

It only takes a few minutes to create an account and set up your subscription.

   Choose Your Plan: Acre Gold offers a variety of plans to suit your budget and investment goals.

You can start with as little as $50 a month, or you can choose a larger plan that allows you to invest more each month.

   Watch Your Investment Grow: Once you've chosen your plan and set up your subscription, Acre Gold will start buying gold bars on your behalf.

You can track the value of your investment in real-time through the Acre Gold app. 

   Choose Your Redemption: At any time, you can choose to have your gold bars shipped to you, or you can sell your investment back to Acre Gold at the current market value.

Why Invest in Gold with Acre Gold?

There are several reasons why you should consider investing in gold with Acre Gold: 

   Safe Haven Investment: Gold has long been considered a safe haven investment, especially during times of economic uncertainty.

Gold has been used as a store of value for thousands of years, and it has consistently maintained its value over time. By investing in gold, you are diversifying your portfolio and protecting your wealth.

   Low-Cost Investment: Traditional gold investments often come with high fees and markups, making it difficult for everyday investors to participate.

With Acre Gold, you can invest in gold at a lower cost, starting with just $50 a month. This makes gold investing accessible to everyone, regardless of their financial situation. 

   Convenient Investment: Acre Gold takes care of all the logistics of storing and securing your gold bars. You don't need to worry about storing your gold bars or keeping them secure.

Acre Gold takes care of all of this for you, making it a hassle-free way to invest in this precious metal.

   Transparency and Trust: Acre Gold is committed to transparency and trust. You can track the value of your investment in real-time through the Acre Gold app, and the gold is securely stored in a vault that is insured.

This means that you can have peace of mind knowing that your investment is safe and secure.

Conclusion

Acre Gold offers an innovative, low-cost, and convenient way to invest in gold. If you're looking for a way to diversify your portfolio and protect your wealth, Acre Gold is definitely worth considering. 

So why not give it a try!

David S Sales [email protected]

Feel free to email and schedule a call to learn more about Acre!

https://sites.google.com/view/acregold007/home

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