Title text: 'I don't know, why is your beret staying on your head?' 'Staples.'
The title text says that the reason why Beret Guy's hat stays of his head, even when upside down (in which gravity would make the hat fall out) is due to Beret Guy's stapling the beret on his head. Such a process is strange and painful, but Beret Guy does not seem to get bothered by foreign objects being lodged in his head.
- [Beret Guy swinging upside-down from tree branch talking to White Hat walking by.]
- Beret Guy: You were once shoved headfirst through someone's vagina. Why are you acting so dignified?