explain xkcd: It's 'cause you're dumb.
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Title text: You can search it if you want, but you may want to skip the memories of your mom.
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The title text suggests that if the security guard wants to do a brain search, he might want to skip over all the sexual encounters Cueball's had with his mom.
- [Cueball is standing in a bookstore, looking at a book.]
- Cueball: This book looks interesting. Maybe I'll buy it.
- [Cueball reads the book; a clock appears above showing the passage of time.]
- Cueball: Oops, I read the whole thing.
- Cueball: I'll just quietly put it back and go.
- [Cueball walks through a security scanner to exit the bookstore.]
- BEEP BEEP BEEP
- Voice from off-frame: Hey! Your brain set off the sensor!
- Cueball: I, uhh...
- Voice from off-frame: You have a book in there, don't you!
- Cueball: Crap.