348: Close to You
|Close to You|
Title text: We should probably talk about this before the wedding.
- Why do birds suddenly appear
- Every time you are near?
- Just like me, they long to be
- Close to you
In this parody, the reason birds suddenly appear whenever the girl is near is because the girl is a zombie, and those are turkey vultures, carrion birds that prey on the flesh of dead bodies. It's probably a good idea to talk about this before the wedding, as the title text says.
- [Cueball singing to zombie Megan.]
- Cueball: Why do birds suddenly appear
- Cueball: Every tiiiime you are neeear
- Cueball: Wait, are those turkey vultures?
- Cueball: Okay, listen, are you a zombie?
- Megan: Hurrghhh...