Explain xkcd: It's 'cause you're dumb.
The saying "you catch more flies with honey than vinegar" means that people are more likely to be won over with persuasion than hostility.
When Cueball's friend tells him this after he replies to a "noob" using swear words, he then says that the saying is literally false by saying that balsamic vinegar attracts more flies than honey. He then tells his friend to try it with his own fruit flies.
When Cueball's statement is found true (because balsamic vinegar has a higher sugar content than white vinegar or honey), his friend complains to his mother that she lied to him. He then says that another saying, "a watched pot never boils", is also literally false. That saying means that an event that is monitored with impatient attention will seem to take longer.
- [Cueball is typing on a computer, and his friend is lying on the floor.]
- Cueball: *$@#!
- Friend: Hey, ease up on the noobs. Like my mom always said, you catch more flies with honey then with vinegar.
- [Cueball has turned his chair around.]
- Cueball: No, you don't.
- Friend: You don't?
- Cueball: Nope, set out a bowl of balsamic and a bowl of honey. The vinegar gets more.
- [Cueball's friend is now sitting on the floor.]
- Friend: ...Seriously?
- Cueball: You have fruit flies. Try it yourself.
- [Cueball's friend is standing in front of a table, talking into a phone, and on the table, there are two bowls, and the bowl on the left seems to be surrounded by flies.]
- Friend: Mother! You lied to me! And it gets worse. I was watching a pot yesterday, and guess what it did? It boiled, mother.
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Actually, the saying was originally “A watched pot never boils over.” This means that you should watch a pot to make sure the water doesn't spill out.18.104.22.168 17:57, 8 March 2013 (UTC)
Pretty sure that A watched pot never boils is an expression unto its own. If you sat and watched a pot long enough it would still boil over, on the macro scale there is no effect on observing something. 22.214.171.124 09:10, 1 November 2013 (UTC)
I thought that this expression meant that the water boiling process have a Murphy law like property in it: that the pot tends to boil over when you turn away from it. 126.96.36.199 21:59, 30 November 2013 (UTC)
CLEARLY the idea is that you are waiting for the pot to boil so that you can add something to it. You are not waiting for it to boil over; you are waiting for it to boil. The point is that many things that you want in life take longer to eventuate than you think, and sitting there fixating on them doesn't actually help and is a waste of time. Do something else useful in the meantime; the pot will boil when it's ready. 188.8.131.52 19:48, 5 February 2014 (UTC)
Honey has a much higher sugar content than Balsamic vinegar. My hypothesis for this is that the real draw fro the flies is related to fragrance 184.108.40.206 19:18, 3 April 2014 (UTC)
- I agree on this and updated the explanation. Mumiemonstret (talk) 14:10, 5 June 2014 (UTC)
Could this be a metaphor for trolling?
Richmond tudor (talk) 00:24, 18 February 2015 (UTC)
I was actually waiting for the day I'd be able to use the knowledge this strip has bestowed onto me. Unfortunately I'm such a slob that there are just WAY too many. But it *certainly* seems to be working so far! I also did some research and found out the flies I'm having are called vinegar flies. What's funny is that when I searched for Florida [insert insect name here], it turns out my college (UF) has pretty much the entire field of Florida entomology covered, and I doubt it's because I'm using the school network.
But I've been living in a dumpster-quality environment for weeks and haven't gotten remotely sick. My immune system is *crazy* good, haha! But there comes a point where it's just plain disgusting and the flies get annoying, so I am in the process of cleaning up, not so much because of the health hazard as much as it is just the smell and how I'm tired of getting hundreds of flies in my face. Also a few of them bite, and they're starting to spread throughout the rest of the dorms so... yeah. If UF's Lakeside building 3 dorm ends up getting fumigated... it's my fault entirely.
STILL I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW CRAZY MY IMMUNE SYSTEM IS.
Also I don't want to wake up to find my bed crawling with maggots. IDK where they laid eggs and the RA is forbidding me to use Raid. IDK why they'd sell it in the PODs (UF's convenience store) if we're not allowed to use them. International Space Station (talk) 07:04, 28 October 2015 (UTC)
--- Is an unwatched pot in a superposition of boiling and not boiling? --- Ruffy314 (talk) 01:56, 20 November 2015 (UTC)