362: Blade Runner

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Guy one in watching a dvd he got for Christmas (the comic is set on Boxing day). Guy 2 seems intent to ruin it for him.
 
Guy one in watching a dvd he got for Christmas (the comic is set on Boxing day). Guy 2 seems intent to ruin it for him.
  
Blade Runner, a science fiction movie featuring Harrison Ford. One of the principal characters is played by Daryl Hannah. Hannah had previously been know for playing light hearted Rom-com films, such as "Splash" (in which she is a mermaid) similar to the type of films that the Olsen twins are known for, and Hannah does look similar to the Olsens. Full House and New York Minute are a TV series and a Romantic film featureing the Olsens. Hannah's character in Blade Runner (a homicidal sex robot) is a marked departure from this type of role. Guy 1 will now probably watch the rest of the movie thinking about Olsen movies.
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Blade Runner, a science fiction movie featuring Harrison Ford. One of the principal characters is played by Daryl Hannah. Hannah later became know for playing light hearted Rom-com films, such as "Splash" (in which she is a mermaid) similar to the type of films that the Olsen twins are known for, and Hannah does look similar to the Olsens. Full House and New York Minute are a TV series and a Romantic film featureing the Olsens. Hannah's character in Blade Runner (a homicidal sex robot) is a marked departure from this type of role. Guy 1 will now probably watch the rest of the movie thinking about Olsen movies.
  
 
The title text is a common comment on the film. It is not paced like most Sci-fi movies.
 
The title text is a common comment on the film. It is not paced like most Sci-fi movies.

Revision as of 13:03, 24 February 2013

Blade Runner
Blade Runner: classic, but incredibly slow.
Title text: Blade Runner: classic, but incredibly slow.

Explanation

Guy one in watching a dvd he got for Christmas (the comic is set on Boxing day). Guy 2 seems intent to ruin it for him.

Blade Runner, a science fiction movie featuring Harrison Ford. One of the principal characters is played by Daryl Hannah. Hannah later became know for playing light hearted Rom-com films, such as "Splash" (in which she is a mermaid) similar to the type of films that the Olsen twins are known for, and Hannah does look similar to the Olsens. Full House and New York Minute are a TV series and a Romantic film featureing the Olsens. Hannah's character in Blade Runner (a homicidal sex robot) is a marked departure from this type of role. Guy 1 will now probably watch the rest of the movie thinking about Olsen movies.

The title text is a common comment on the film. It is not paced like most Sci-fi movies.


Transcript

Guy 1: What DVD is this?

Guy 2: Blade Runner. I got it for Christmas.

Guy 1: The one with Harrison Ford, right? And the Olsen twins?

Guy 2: Ye- What? Olsen twins? No, this is the 80's sci-fi classic!

Guy 1: Huh. I didn't know the Olsen twins even did sci-fi.

Guy 2: ... they don't.

Guy 1: So is Ashely the replicant, or is Mary-Kate? I can never tell them apart.

Guy 2: Neither! They're not in this movie!

Guy 1: Then who is?

Guy 2: Daryl Hannah!

Guy 1: I liked her in Full House.

Guy 2: I hate you.

Guy 1: Man, this movie is just a New York Minute rip-off.

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