452: Mission

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Mission
Don't you know? The chances of a random object being a scone are about one in six.
Title text: Don't you know? The chances of a random object being a scone are about one in six.

Explanation

Cueball and Beret Guy are on a mission, intending to destroy whatever machine they are in. Except that Beret Guy tends to be a bit surreal and brought a bag for holding pastries instead of explosive charges.

This is not the first time he's mistaken a mission for a trip to a bakery; see 434: xkcd Goes to the Airport.

Transcript

[Beret Guy and Cueball are rappelling down separate ropes into the interior workings of a large machine.]
Cueball: Okay, we're in the belly of the machine. You got the charges?
Beret Guy: The what?
[The two are standing next to some large pieces of machinery.]
Cueball [gesturing.]: The explosive charges!
Beret Guy [pulling out a bag.]: I just brought this bag for pastries.
Cueball: The hell? We're on a mission here!
Beret Guy [looking around.]: This isn't a bakery?
Cueball [head in hand.]: Oh, Christ, not this shit again.
Beret Guy [crouching by some lug nuts lying on a piece of machinery.]: What about these scones?
Cueball: Those are lug nuts.
Beret Guy [stuffing them in his mouth.]: ...Maybe SOME of them aren't. crunch Ow! crunch
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Discussion

maybe it got something to do with the saying, "oh this (heist/mission) will be a piece of cake. one could easley misunderstand that
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