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| − | This comic refers to the first startup (turn on) of {{w|CERN|CERN's}} {{w|Large Hadron Collider}} (LHC). There was a theoretical concern that that the LHC experiments could create a {{w|black hole}} that would suck in our planet. | + | This comic refers to the first start up of CERN's {{w|Large Hadron Collider}} (LHC). There was a theoretical concern that that the LHC experiments could create a {{w|black hole}} which would suck in our planet. |
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| − | [[Cueball]] uses this concern when telling [[Megan]] that this could be their last night on Earth, but since the scene is in a bar, this is just another lame entry he uses because he just wants to spend the night with her. | + | [[Cueball]] uses this concern when telling [[Megan]] this could be their last night on Earth, but since the scene is in a bar it is more likely that he just wants to stay the next night together with her. Megan answers as a physicist and expresses scientists have determined that the fears are unfounded. |
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| − | Megan answers as a physicist and explains that, first of all, they will not start colliding particles just because they actually turn on the collider. That will take a while, during which everything needs to be checked. Secondly, scientists have determined that the fears are unfounded — among other things because cosmic rays have already been bombarding the Earth with particles even more energetic than those created by the LHC. Thus, if the LHC could create a black hole that would suck up the Earth, then that would have happened long ago due to the cosmic rays. (At present time, the collider has been colliding particles for years, and if you read this line on or near Earth, then the Earth is still here; if you read it in a galaxy far away from the Milky Way, then it is somewhat more plausible that Earth may have been destroyed in the time that the signal took to reach you — although not necessarily by the LHC.)
| + | Cueball feels rejected by her answer and leaves her, but she calls him back and he continues the conversation by using three of the six {{w|Quark}} flavors in his first sentence ({{w|Up quark}}, {{w|Charm quark}}, and {{w|Strange quark}}). Megan is impressed and asks if she has to be on top or bottom ({{w|Top quark}} and {{w|Bottom quark}}). Then, while Cueball explains that he hasn't even bought her a drink, Megan does the order, just straight down ({{w|Down quark}}). |
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| − | Cueball feels rejected by her answer and turns away to leave her, but she calls him back explaining very directly that she did not say "no" to his request (to try to stay a night with her). Also, as she is a physics grad student, she needs an excuse to party — the excuse being that the LHC is turned on.
| + | The quarks are some fundamental particles the LHC is generating. All six {{w|Flavour (particle physics)|flavors}} of quarks are in the last panel: Up, Charm, Strange, Top, Bottom, and Down. |
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| − | Cueball feels encouraged and continues his attempt to get her in to bed. But in his next sentence, he unwittingly uses three of the six {{w|quark}} flavors ({{w|up quark}}, {{w|charm quark}}, and {{w|strange quark}}). Megan continues to be very direct when asking if she has to be on top or bottom (when they are going to have sex). But this is also a sentence she chooses so she can continue using quark flavors ({{w|top quark}} and {{w|bottom quark}}). Cueball is flustered and complains that she is assuming too much, since he hasn't even bought her a drink yet. Megan then makes it even worse when she makes an order of two {{w|whiskey sour}}s straight down — to use the final flavor ({{w|down quark}}).
| + | Yet another joke is hidden in the identity of the barkeeper. Given [[Beret Guy]]’s strange behavior, “two whiskey sours, straight down” could be interpreted in a range of ways. This, however, is left to the reader’s overactive imagination. |
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| − | Maybe she just teases Cueball (with her knowledge about the LHC and quarks), or else she is actually so turned on by the LHC Turn-On that she wishes to have sex with Cueball as soon as possible.
| + | The title text is of course a very old joke "I 'ardly know 'er!", using this at the wrong moment it could be bad for a nice romance. |
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| − | The quarks are some fundamental particles the LHC is generating. All six {{w|Flavour (particle physics)|flavors}} of quarks are in the last panel: up, down, top, bottom, charm, and strange. They are also referenced in [[1418: Horse]], [[1621: Fixion]], and in [[1731: Wrong]], the latter also mentioning the up and down flavor. The mention of the drinks being served "straight down" is a reversal of the common bartending term "straight up," but there is no "straight down" in bartending.
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| − | The title text is of course a very old joke "[http://urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=I+Hardly+Know+Her I 'ardly know 'er!]," which was referenced in [[259: Clichéd Exchanges]]. In this case, Supercollider (another name for the LHC) should be misunderstood as "(Did you) Supercollide her?", which you could put into a (nasty?) sexual context. Using this sentence at the wrong moment could be bad for a nice romance. This could be a reference to the ''{{w|Futurama}}'' episode "{{w|That's Lobstertainment!}}," in which Humorbot 5.0 tells a similar supercollider joke. | |
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| | ==Transcript== | | ==Transcript== |
| − | :[Cueball walks up to Megan sitting at a bar.] | + | :[A bar.] |
| | :Cueball: So, the LHC's turning on. This could be our last night on earth. | | :Cueball: So, the LHC's turning on. This could be our last night on earth. |
| − | :[While Beret Guy as a bartender walks into the frame, Megan replies without turning.]
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| | :Megan: Gimme a break. They're not even colliding yet, and it won't do anything cosmic rays haven't. | | :Megan: Gimme a break. They're not even colliding yet, and it won't do anything cosmic rays haven't. |
| − | :[Cueball turns and walks away. But then Megan turns towards him and says:] | + | :[Cueball starts to turn away.] |
| | :Megan: Hey, I didn't say no. | | :Megan: Hey, I didn't say no. |
| | :Megan: I'm a physics grad student. I need the excuse to party. | | :Megan: I'm a physics grad student. I need the excuse to party. |
| − | :[Cueball turns back and they talk:]
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| | :Cueball: So, you're up for a night with a charming stranger? | | :Cueball: So, you're up for a night with a charming stranger? |
| | :Megan: Depends. Top or bottom? | | :Megan: Depends. Top or bottom? |
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| | [[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]] | | [[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]] |
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| | [[Category:Romance]] | | [[Category:Romance]] |
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